Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Keffals Raped Me]

I apologize if I missed this but I didn't read the whole thread - but why does Keffals need a 'legal fund'? Are they suing Kiwifarms or Null? Are they being sued?

Needs to "flee the country" because "my life is in danger", currently using the funds to go on vacation and boasted on twitter that nobody's going to harm them anyway.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

Needs to "flee the country" because "my life is in danger", currently using the funds to go on vacation and boasted on twitter that nobody's going to harm them anyway.

Ok, so it's literally just fun money. Why would they call it a legal fund in that case? Doesn't that open them up to repercussions later? Or am I being too optimistic there?

 

[KhorneFlakes]

So Irish troon is either a retard or prepping next gay op. He said he is taking Keffals to an irish poutine joint. How many poutine joints can there be in Belfast?

I've been to Belfast, it's pretty much literally only one

 

[Harvey Danger]

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poor Lucas! not the campaign team!!

Mental health breaks? We haven't even DONE anything! Other than this thread and its spinoff, the sole form of Kiwi Kahntent that might surface to Lucas' view was a few streams: 2 MATI, 2 from Rekieta, and 1 from Metokur. If his team is having breakdowns from watching relaxed, laugh-filled joke streams, they need to GTFO the Internet, they aren't ready for it.

"some of the most horrendous stuff you can imagine", he's probably whining about Twitter DMs or that 4chan faggot who showed up in Ireland with the note. Take it up with them and stop blaming KF for every little bit of pushback you get for being stupid.

 

[Baraadmirer]

Found an honest to god pedophile/incestuous freak calling Josh a kiddie diddler and Kiwifarms a misinformation mill. Even if this isn’t anything out of the ordinary for a Keffals fan it’s still sick and I want to share here. Can’t archive rn but if someone else would that’d be appreciated.

I got you fren.

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Spoiler: Loli warning

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And yes, Dororo is actually female.

 

[Nicest Person on a Honda]

Keffals is a mold breaker. There has never been a tranny with a thread on the website who’s such a fucking dickhead trying to piss off everyone.

This, there have ben arrogant and annoying lolcows before, but never to this level. This is what makes Keffals so fascinating. He bases his entire life off the internet, yet does not understand the basics of it. He is like if Reddit was a person. All kefs does is

• Say stupid shit online
• Picks fights
• Plays the victim
• Retreats to the safe space

He earnestly believes that NONE of this is his fault and that people are just playing a game of "bully the tranny" when the reality of the situation is that people are disgusted with his behavior. Selling bathtub inject-able HRT to kids may be normal in your little cult, but it is 100% not normal anywhere else. Maybe it is normal on twitter to cry about people saying mean things, but that rule is not universal online, poking the bear is discouraged on most forums that aren't owned by billionaire tech bros.
Keefs fails to understand the basic rules of the internet, such as "once online, always online" and "Always use 2FA if you are an influencer"

 

[Hokuriku]

It took me a second as well to understand that these replies are VERY OFFENSIVE jokes about historical tragedies. Strongly disavow, we love Israel here at the Kiwifarms,

The great irony of it all is that much of the sources of confusion/conspiracies were generated because postwar Communists declared death tolls for propoganda purposes that were so outrageous even the most ardent unapologetic Nazis at Nuremburg were laughing at how overambitious they were.

 

[Ortsnay]

Man, that just made me sad.

I can't wait until troons are treated like everyone else instead of gods like they believe they are.

 

[AnOminous]

What Alt Right influencers, Ben? Where is the proof of people killing themselves due to KiwiFarms? Where is the proof that we clogged The Trevor Project? What Alt-Right websites?

God I hate these lying scum. We didn't even know about that until after it happened. There is not a single post here organizing or encouraging this.

Ok, so it's literally just fun money. Why would they call it a legal fund in that case? Doesn't that open them up to repercussions later? Or am I being too optimistic there?

Because fraud comes to a troon as naturally as breathing does to a normal person (troons prefer to 41% and quit breathing when they realize they chopped off their cocks for nothing).

 

[curbside]

Found an honest to god pedophile/incestuous freak calling Josh a kiddie diddler and Kiwifarms a misinformation mill. Even if this isn’t anything out of the ordinary for a Keffals fan it’s still sick and I want to share here. Can’t archive rn but if someone else would that’d be appreciated.
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Just a straight up degenerate pedo on Twitter and he hasn’t caught a ban.

 

[Cat Bread]

Based Bilbo the cat not liking Keffals.


EDIT: The irony of following up with a game of GeoGuessr after opening up the stream with the "heavy" topic of "cyberstalking" and cross-referencing bedsheets.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

This, there have ben arrogant and annoying lolcows before, but never to this level. This is what makes Keffals so fascinating. He bases his entire life off the internet, yet does not understand the basics of it. He is like if Reddit was a person. All kefs does is

• Say stupid shit online
• Picks fights
• Plays the victim
• Retreats to the safe space

You forgot

Copes, Sneeds and Dilates.

 

[Kel1 shi1]

So Irish troon is either a retard or prepping next gay op. He said he is taking Keffals to an irish poutine joint. How many poutine joints can there be in Belfast?

12

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[Troll Patrol]

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Figures, buncha potato niggers.
edit: bet it's this one https://restaurantguru.com/Oui-Poutine-Belfast Seems the only place of the 12 that specializes in it.

 

[Punished Neco]

Keffals just stuck their goblin face inside the door for a second.

Anyway they're onto Geoguesser now so I guess nothing of interest will happen now.

Snippets from stream:
>Picked Keffals up from Dublin airport early morning (So probably the flight from Toronto I said was likely correct)
>"Will soon be on the top tier of American news soon" (CNN?)
>EFNO going to the US in October (Cloudflare Protest?)
>Person who took the picture outside the house didn't delete the time the photo was taken from file name
>Ben Collins shot off a request to all the Journo's in NI saying to interview Keffals/EFNO

That's about it I guess unless someone else remembers something else

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

This, there have ben arrogant and annoying lolcows before, but never to this level. This is what makes Keffals so fascinating. He bases his entire life off the internet, yet does not understand the basics of it. He is like if Reddit was a person. All kefs does is

• Say stupid shit online
• Picks fights
• Plays the victim
• Retreats to the safe space

He earnestly believes that NONE of this is his fault and that people are just playing a game of "bully the tranny" when the reality of the situation is that people are disgusted with his behavior. Selling bathtub inject-able HRT to kids may be normal in your little cult, but it is 100% not normal anywhere else. Maybe it is normal on twitter to cry about people saying mean things, but that rule is not universal online, poking the bear is discouraged on most forums that aren't owned by billionaire tech bros.
Keefs fails to understand the basic rules of the internet, such as "once online, always online" and "Always use 2FA if you are an influencer"

The majority of online look-at-me! troons see the castration as a shield against all criticism and an excuse to get away with the heinous shit that made them outcasts before the surgery.

 

[Hokuriku]

The better question is why are you eating poutine if you're sober enough to coherently tell people you are?

 

[Fabreeze Air Freshener]

Imagine having the audacity to inadvertently compare your friend who died from a bullet shot by a actual terrorist while doing their job, to a freeloader who is living in your spare room and is attracting all the paramilitary wannabes in a 50 mile radius to your apartment

 

[Kel1 shi1]

The better question is why are you eating poutine if you're sober enough to coherently tell people you are?

Why go to another country and eat the same food you can get back home?

It's Ethan Ralph Burger King levels here.

 

[He Found Captain Winky]

The better question is why are you eating poutine if you're sober enough to coherently tell people you are?

Lucas is homesick for Taco Bell and its the closest thing to his natural diet.