Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

There's a chance that one of the many thousands of twitter users he's insulted over the years is a total nutcase. How many enemies can you make before you find someone completely deranged?

Pretty upsetting this happened in broad daylight, and to the second half of his hovel whose address is not as publicly known. Most people would prefer to be swatted at less stressful times, like 4 AM.
 
There's a chance that one of the many thousands of twitter users he's insulted over the years is a total nutcase. How many enemies can you make before you find someone completely deranged?

Pretty upsetting this happened in broad daylight, and to the second half of his hovel whose address is not as publicly known. Most people would prefer to be swatted at less stressful times, like 4 AM.
I mean to be fair here he regularly tweets in the middle of the night so who knows when and how he sleeps. I've seen plenty of evidence, especially lately that he's just up all night anyway.
 
One potential point in the "Fat SWATs himself" theory list is this: he's too stupid to consider that the cops could shoot him if he's the one making the call.

I mean, this guy is not exactly a threat analysis expert, but the hubris is there for sure. Just look at the recordings from the earlier events, and listen to him whine at people with guns.
 
There's a chance that one of the many thousands of twitter users he's insulted over the years is a total nutcase. How many enemies can you make before you find someone completely deranged?
And that's saying nothing of the possibility of someone in his immediate area/orbit who he's rubbed the wrong way; you might recall how proud he was to tell everyone how many so-called "friends" he kicked to the curb over the 2016 election? There have to be people among both that crowd or members of either his, Niki's or even Adrienne's families who have a true measure of this obese clown and who know all about what he's up to online.

The most telling things about the matter are that the police aren't treating him with kid gloves over these incidents, and are probably not inclined to give him any special consideration due to how combative he is with them, not to mention there's been absolutely no hint of any alleged investigation [remember, there are half a dozen cows who have also been the subject of hoax police calls, plus faggot Lucas and a sitting member of Congress] turning up a clue as to who may be responsible for these events. You can take that to mean either the responsible party is just that damn good [and committed] or the relevant authorities simply see no value in putting resources into investigating these incidents.
 
Imagine his letter,
"Dear Mr. President,
I have been stalked both online and in real life for four years, they call me fat and say I grind black children into pepperoni, they need to be imprisoned immediately,
Yours in Christ,
Pat

Bidens response "“Look, fat, look, here’s the deal, you’re a damn liar, man. That’s not true and no one has ever said that.”
"Dear Patrick, I have been the victim of untrue allegations concerning children too, so I sympathize.

Your pal, Joe

PS: Can I come over and taste your special pepperoni?"
 
You guys hate Patrick too much to ever think clearly.

Most people take into account the online community they’re in, discount it as being the source of the swatTing and then immediately look to a third party, being Patrick. I don’t know that it’s hatred so much as an isolated view of an event that is completely foreign to most people. Someone who runs a gay nigger dick forum has a better overview of the kinds of motivations and methods some people use versus Patrick fans who just hang out in this thread.
 
Someone capped this from his Facebook page. Piggy has contacted "everyone up to and including the President" about people calling him fat online.

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I imagine that he's on every crazy list at every level of government and law enforcement.

God speed you fat bastard. Sleepy Joe'll get those bloody trolls for you.

:semperfidelis::semperfidelis::semperfidelis:
 
@AirdropShitposts i was literally gonna say that as well. Theres gotta be a degree of difference between "armored" and "heavily armored" or else the words dont actually mean anything.
And Piggy calls himself a writer. Words mean things, fatty.

I suppose his bullshit alt text (virtue signaling faggotry of the deepest dye) might fool an actual blind person.
 
One potential point in the "Fat SWATs himself" theory list is this: he's too stupid to consider that the cops could shoot him if he's the one making the call.

I mean, this guy is not exactly a threat analysis expert, but the hubris is there for sure. Just look at the recordings from the earlier events, and listen to him whine at people with guns.
That's terrible fucking logic. It doesn't affect the prior probability that Pat is the SWATter given that he's dumb. I'm not a glutinous adherent of Bayesian approaches, but they rip arguments like this to ribbons.
 
Someone capped this from his Facebook page. Piggy has contacted "everyone up to and including the President" about people calling him fat online.

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I imagine that he's on every crazy list at every level of government and law enforcement.
Guys... I think it's over... The president is getting involved...
 
That's terrible fucking logic. It doesn't affect the prior probability that Pat is the SWATter given that he's dumb. I'm not a glutinous adherent of Bayesian approaches, but they rip arguments like this to ribbons.
The more it happens the less likely I think it's someone else, but there are enough retards out there it could be that it's not even the most likely possibility.

That said, the more it happens the more likely they eventually seize his electronics and if they find a burner phone that made these calls he's fucked.

I still am pretty sure the original swatting that resulted in his psychotic meltdown was legit. He's not a good enough actor to fake hopeless blubbering wailing like that.
 
The bit about contacting Biden goes to show how we only get to see the tip of the iceberg when it comes to Patrick's retardation. There's so much milk behind the scenes he spends hours on that we don't even know about.
It makes me wonder how notorious he is locally. If he's openly admitting to tattling to the fucking POTUS about internet trolls, you know he's also bellyaching (in writing) to anyone he can think of too. Congresscritters (state and federal), prosecutors, the FBI, his local police, the state police, DHS, hell probably even the ATF and TSA (because why the hell not). He's surely spamming similar emails (and phone calls) to local, regional and national media too. Every local paper, and all the local radio and TV stations have undoubtedly heard from him at least once.

There's no doubt he has a "handler" assigned to him by his local police department, and with dipshits like him in particular, word gets around pretty quickly to keep careful tabs on the guy during any encounter with him. I wonder how many other local entities have also designated a handler for him.

Imagine working in a records office or even an archive where even dumb shit like this is retained long-term for some reason. Do you think whoever those archivists are find endless entertainment in correspondence from lunatics like Fatty or do they get sick of it quickly like sex crime investigators tend to?

Gad ... what I wouldn't give for the chance to interview all his neighbors. The stories must be incredible.
 
I imagine that he's on every crazy list at every level of government and law enforcement.
Imagine thinking that not only was it a good idea to do that, but actually admitting being profoundly retarded in public.
Do you think whoever those archivists are find endless entertainment in correspondence from lunatics like Fatty or do they get sick of it quickly like sex crime investigators tend to?
They generally have an appears mental tag to add to your file so that all your future urgent reports are given the attention they deserve.
 
The bit about contacting Biden goes to show how we only get to see the tip of the iceberg when it comes to Patrick's retardation. There's so much milk behind the scenes he spends hours on that we don't even know about.
We all know Biden isn't going to listen to Patrick. Also, Patrick is still very fat.
 
Reminder: If a byuu-tier tech tranny is doing the swattings, its extremely unlikely they'll be brought to justice. An autistic Isreali teen with a brain tumor got away with calling in over 2000+ false-flag bomb threats to Jewish community centres, airlines, and schools over the course of 2 years (earning over a million in bitcoin doing it for profit as well over the darknet), and was only caught because he got lazy and forgot to connect to his VPN before a call one time. It was big enough that they were grilling Trump over it in the 2016 election because they assumed it was "an antisemetic Trump MAGA supporter" lol.

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So, a autistic Jew with a brain tumor was able to get away with it for a long time before getting caught while under continual scrutiny from the top levels of international police organizations. So, the likelihood is low for catching some tranny making the cops knock on a fat retards house making him screech and cry.

If it's fat doing it to himself he'll definitely fuck it up eventually, but if its third-party tech-troons trying to make a martyr to take KF down, it's way less likely. If the government has the ability to counter the current obfuscation techniques used for swatting calls, they're definitely not blowing it for this fat retard or zoom-zoom streamers.

Also, it's definitely not Owen either, ofc. It's an island of phoneposting boomers, cokeheads, and white sexpats living in the Philippines over there. Quasi is the only one who obvi works in tech, but he's got silicon valley money so he's not going to jeopardize himself with literal felony activities.
 
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