Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Uncle Buck said:
Credit to the other guys; apparently Fatprick thinks he's done something especially clever and noteworthy by posting a sign on the front of his house counting the days since he was last swatted [not by some anonymous third-party "atalker", by the monolithic "they" that is the far.ms or Dr. Owen's Forums, but by the Milwaukee Police themselves], and one of the astute members over there created the pic below comparing the handwriting on that sign to "the gay virgin Patrick" vandalism:
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Notice how the tops of the T's as well as the D's, P's & R's don't connect.
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Ah, the time honored schoolyard insult of “Gay Virgin”!

Back in my school days (80-90s)while the most terrible thing one could be was gay, the mild saving grace was that being gay, presumably you had had sex.
Everyone just assumed that gays had no standards and would have sex within seconds of encountering another gay.
So being a gay virgin was far worse, as it’s one thing to repulse the opposite sex, but to be so terrible that not even other gays would fuck you, was the most shameful thing.

Not only is Pat a gay virgin, but he will remain one as his fat arse means that no cock can reach his anus, and his immense bulk over his micro peen prevents him from even pushing it through a glory hole and hoping for the best.
 
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John_Smith said:
... At the very least, Piggy needs to post a sign on his door, 'Dear cop-childs. This is the 4th 5th 6th time you've swatted us. Call your supervisors or someone in charge before proceeding. Thank you. Yours in Christ, Patrick and Nikki"
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Good to see Patso reads this thread and took my advice.

Next step is to do some Halloween decoration. Rig up some spooky strobe lights and a speaker to a motion detector. When the cops set foot on the porch it activates. The MPD gets a light show and a recording of Piggy oinking at them, "LEAVE AND NEVER RETUUUUUURN!" Bonus points if there is one of those scarecrow water sprinklers involved. it's a motion activated sprinkler meant to scare away critters. Like this I'm sure the MPD would appreciate a shower.
 
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Nod Flenders said:
We all know Biden isn't going to listen to Patrick. Also, Patrick is still very fat.
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Biden doesn't listen to fats. Fats listen to Biden.
Maude Snew said:
Beaten but:
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This is his. They will stop coming when you stop calling, fatty.
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It was already fairly obvious that Patrick was the one who vandalized his own property, but this seals the deal. Fatty called himself a gay virgin to impress Josiah Munoz. Pathetic.
 
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🚨 BREAKING 🚨 Patrick's great friend Jackson Jones, a former Madison-based radio host and comedian, has just been sentenced to 3 years in prison + 3 years supervision for possession of child abuse imagery.
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Who is Jackson Jones? Here's a little montage documenting his comedy career, friendship with Tomlinson and troubles with the law


Note: Unlike Patrick, Jones still has parental rights over his minor daughter.
 
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Plaintiff is fat said:
🚨 BREAKING 🚨 Patrick's great friend Jackson Jones, a former Madison-based radio host and comedian, has just been sentenced to 3 years in prison + 3 years supervision for possession of child abuse imagery.
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Who is Jackson Jones? Here's a little montage documenting his comedy career, friendship with Tomlinson and troubles with the law
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Note: Unlike Patrick, Jones still has parental rights over his minor daughter.
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Oof, that makes five now I believe.
 
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What was the one group that harassed Keffals, irl? Foodists or some shit? They were a combination of retarded and angry at various groups for not cow tipping. That's a third party group I could see trying to troll via actually being cunts rather than what the ONA boys do with texts and prank phone calls.

They seem to be anti-social teenagers and I could see them ordering pizzas and SWATing based upon their past bullshit. Although the pizza stuff is weird, I think SpaceEdge on ONA called a manager at a Pizzahut near them and Nikki supposedly called them to explain shit and the manager commented on Pat being an asshole. I can't search on their website so I can't dig up the audio.

The Foodist thing is something I wanted to look into because they seem to be a vagabond-ish group. They have terrible OpSec and seem to just make new discords after their shit gets banned.
 
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Null said:
Do I think Patrick S. Tomlinson has intelligent, dependable friends he can conspire to commit felonies with over years and not get caught in the process? No.

Do I think there are people who hate the Kiwi Farms enough to commit a slew of felonies against multiple victims to get useful idiots to crusade against us? Absolutely.

You guys hate Patrick too much to ever think clearly.
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The OnA Pests are never about hate. We're just a lovable bunch of scallywags who like to get together and talk about radio.

Here's the full image of his dumb swatting sign:

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As well as the ALT text that he attached to it, so even the blind can know that he's a dumb cunt:

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Piggy takes a victory lap, also begs his former publisher to take him back:

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Also good news for the OnAForums and the Farms. Pat is now blaming some unnamed cult for the swatting:

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BeepBoopBeepBoop said:
Although the pizza stuff is weird, I think SpaceEdge on ONA called a manager at a Pizzahut near them and Nikki supposedly called them to explain shit and the manager commented on Pat being an asshole. I can't search on their website so I can't dig up the audio.
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Never fear, I got you. On who posted it I don't seem to recall, SpaceEdge sounds right though. They seemed to think Dan did it but in the end nobody knows for sure.
 
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BeepBoopBeepBoop said:
What was the one group that harassed Keffals, irl? Foodists or some shit? They were a combination of retarded and angry at various groups for not cow tipping. That's a third party group I could see trying to troll via actually being cunts rather than what the ONA boys do with texts and prank phone calls.

They seem to be anti-social teenagers and I could see them ordering pizzas and SWATing based upon their past bullshit. Although the pizza stuff is weird, I think SpaceEdge on ONA called a manager at a Pizzahut near them and Nikki supposedly called them to explain shit and the manager commented on Pat being an asshole. I can't search on their website so I can't dig up the audio.

The Foodist thing is something I wanted to look into because they seem to be a vagabond-ish group. They have terrible OpSec and seem to just make new discords after their shit gets banned.
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Never fear, I got you. On who posted it I don't seem to recall, SpaceEdge sounds right though. They seemed to think Dan did it but in the end nobody knows for sure.
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Credit goes to "Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT (fuck jews)". What a real mensch of a guy.

 
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Uncle Buck said:
Credit to the other guys; apparently Fatprick thinks he's done something especially clever and noteworthy by posting a sign on the front of his house counting the days since he was last swatted [not by some anonymous third-party "atalker", by the monolithic "they" that is the far.ms or Dr. Owen's Forums, but by the Milwaukee Police themselves], and one of the astute members over there created the pic below comparing the handwriting on that sign to "the gay virgin Patrick" vandalism:
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Notice how the tops of the T's as well as the D's, P's & R's don't connect.
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Holy shit he's losing it lmao
 
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Plaintiff is fat said:
🚨 BREAKING 🚨 Patrick's great friend Jackson Jones, a former Madison-based radio host and comedian, has just been sentenced to 3 years in prison + 3 years supervision for possession of child abuse imagery.
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adding some local news footage of Jones at the sentencing hearing


and some quotes apologizing to his loved ones, presumably including his great friend Patrick S. Tomlinson
In court Monday, an emotional Jones apologized for his actions and the pain he caused his loved ones.

“I do understand that saying sorry and taking responsibility does not fix what I did. I wish it did,” he said. “I can’t do anything about what happened before; what I can do is try my best to make an effort in my life moving forward to never let anyone down like this again and never let this happen and prove to people that I really am sorry and fully taking responsibility for the mistake that I made.”
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from this news article
 
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His narcissism is hilarious. If he has a superpower it's his complete and udder obliviousness. He actually thinks that he's important enough to where the govt should be listening to him and acting on his behalf because he said they should. When he filed his lolsuit he said he was trying to get section 230 overturned and he seemed to believe that he should be involved in the process of planning out the new law to replace it. He really did think he'd be testifying in front of Congress. I'm sure he had some type of Mr. Pig Goes to Washington scenario playing out in his head when he thought about it. Fatso would give some moving speech that would have the men staring at him in awe while the women wiped away tears. Then at the end a slow clap would start and they would break out into spontaneous cheers and the speech would end with Congress making Pat the head of the new internet police agency. Then his enemies would really pay. Pat is a gaping asshole, but he does make me laugh.
 
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