Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Al from Dadeville]

Never noticed how much Chris looks like Lucas.
He has the same dead eyes, and the same hairline, Chris is just marginally fatter, and a lot more talented and charismatic.

The fucked up thing is that Keffals has $100,000 in the bank and still has a DIY walmart black hair dye job that highlights how thin his hair is. Same with leaving it greasy, I guess balding people get anxious to see their hair falling out in the shower but dirty hair grease makes the thin strands stick together instead of filling out the scalp. Maybe Yaniv can recommend a good beautician, or Keffals can find an online resource for Brazilian bathtub hormones that reverse the effects of being a terminally online neckbeard shut-in.

 

[Simon]

The fucked up thing is that Keffals has $100,000 in the bank and still has a DIY walmart black hair dye job that highlights how thin his hair is. Same with leaving it greasy, I guess balding people get anxious to see their hair falling out in the shower but dirty hair grease makes the thin strands stick together instead of filling out the scalp. Maybe Yaniv can recommend a good beautician, or Keffals can find an online resource for Brazilian bathtub hormones that reverse the effects of being a terminally online neckbeard shut-in.

*Had, you know almost none of that $100k is left, still. He's pissed it away on vacations and takeaway.

 

[Tetragrammaton]

I hope he doesn't see this but tbh his pattern actually more resembles the classic female pattern than the male pattern, which is interesting.
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stuff like this makes me wonder what the odds are that he actually sped up the process as well since he still takes hormones. not to mention he must be under quite the amount of stress seeing as he seems to have lost his power to ratio people and is losing followers on twitter left and right.

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Keffals, while breaking down with rage, sneed, and cope has indiscriminately blocked anyone and everyone even vaguely critical. So now that he's hemorrhaging followers and his comments are filled with "transphobes", he'd like to get a few of his useful idiot sycophants back.

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his block bots totally must have ended up blocking his own followers too since they seem to be programmed to block anyone who even does so much as reply to someone on keffals block list. me thinks somebody might be starting to lose control over the catboys.

It’s clear that with Lucas’s bizarre ramblings about ferrets stealing his penis, he is likely hopped up on a cocktail of drugs and/or booze. I can’t recall what his drug of choice was at the moment, but given his similarities with Ethan Ralph he may well be popping Xanyberries.

Can you really blame him - his DropKiwiFarms campaign is a sputtering failure, he was humiliated and exposed by Destiny, Kiwis are shitting on him daily like nothing happened, his fans are asking where the GoFundMe money went….

And he’s a dickless Hunchback who now knows he’s literally malding. How scared Do you think he is to livestream now? It must be stupendously anxiety-inducing to know that people are screencapping your strangely balding head, LMFAO.

i think i recall him saying he was big into heroin which makes me wonder if he takes his hormones by injections because if thats the case somebodies begging for a relapse one of these days.

 

[Al from Dadeville]

*Had, you know almost none of that $100k is left, still. He's pissed it away on vacations and takeaway.

Miserable fuck probably hasn't even bought any collectible Legos yet

 

[One87five0]

You can order drugs on the darkweb and get them via mail. Keffals knows all about that. He sponsored a site that teaches minors how to buy crypto and illegally source testestorone and HRT online, remember?

Man, I'm too old for that shit. In my day, you had to leave the house to buy drugs



Anyway, this edited photo of Lucas makes me kind of sad... like, he could have passed as a retired special forces operative and been neck deep in poontang. He looks way better as a bald, slightly more aged man than he does now.

 

[AnOminous]

And he’s a dickless Hunchback who now knows he’s literally malding. How scared Do you think he is to livestream now? It must be stupendously anxiety-inducing to know that people are screencapping your strangely balding head, LMFAO.

It's even funnier that his bald spot, which will now be growing on a daily basis, is exactly where it needs to be to ruin his favorite angle shot, the only angle he looks vaguely feminine from, so that when he's seething, people will be able to see that he's malding as well.

 

[Sprate Header]

"Guys, please, I just want to be left alone... "

(Link) (https://archive.ph/jszOf)

(Link) (https://archive.ph/r1l2v)

 

[Symalsa]

Man, I'm too old for that shit. In my day, you had to leave the house to buy drugs

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Anyway, this edited photo of Lucas makes me kind of sad... like, he could have passed as a retired special forces operative and been neck deep in poontang. He looks way better as a bald, slightly more aged man than he does now.

I know a retired future marine when I see one.

 

[BruhSheep]

Man, I'm too old for that shit. In my day, you had to leave the house to buy drugs

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Anyway, this edited photo of Lucas makes me kind of sad... like, he could have passed as a retired special forces operative and been neck deep in poontang. He looks way better as a bald, slightly more aged man than he does now.

Not sure if it's just my monitor, but I can't unsee the 5 o'clock shadow on his upper lip, as if he just shaved the mustache.

Was this on the original image or did they add the shadow to complete the picture?

 

[Tetragrammaton]

"Guys, please, I just want to be left alone... "
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its really been amazing to observe keffals these past couple months. he really does just go around starting fires and picking fights with people while at the same time wondering why nobody will leave him alone because hes some how the victim here. this level of ego and brain rot really is something to behold. i can only imagine what would happen to him if the lolsuit with destiny does end up happening and he loses. he might just straight up lose his mind trying to cope that hard.

 

[Dumb Bitch Smoothie]

"Guys, please, I just want to be left alone... "
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Stop acting retarded online and people will stop having things to post about Lucas.

 

[Something Awful]

Not sure if it's just my monitor, but I can't unsee the 5 o'clock shadow on his upper lip, as if he just shaved the mustache.

Was this on the original image or did they add the shadow to complete the picture?

 

[A Sunset]

"Guys, please, I just want to be left alone... "
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I think all the Xanax and alcohol abuse Lucas is doing in his hotel room is mixing with his HRT and bringing out early onset schizophrenia. Either that, or he’s a dishonest crying hunchback.

Also, I love how Destiny is the new KiwiFarms. How interesting that Lucas seems to target whoever is spreading information about him in an organized way?

However, all this bullshit is simply a smoke screen for the one thing his fans, and the general public, demand to know: when will Keffals address the BQ (Balding Question).

There’s no hiding from this hairline Lucas. Address the BQ. We can see your scalp in literal asymmetrical holes. You look like a Fallout Ghoul, or a leper.

It's even funnier that his bald spot, which will now be growing on a daily basis, is exactly where it needs to be to ruin his favorite angle shot, the only angle he looks vaguely feminine from, so that when he's seething, people will be able to see that he's malding as well.

I’m looking forward to “Things Have Escalated 2: Electric Bald-aloo” where Lucas has to address Josh Moon about how this time, the Kiwi Farms are TRULY doomed while thousands of people gawk at his bald head - barely covered by thin strands of greasy, thinning hair, placed at random in dysgenic clumps.

 

[Balanced Boomer]

Just wanna give a shoutout to the nameless fag who diddled Lucas as a kid and made him into a gay boy who later, in a completely unrelated moment of his life, convinced his parents that chopping his dick off was necessary for his newly discovered identity of being a trans fag forever victim. I hope the two of you get to meet again in hell after you're both sent there for the shit you've done to children.

 

[dick brain]

"Guys, please, I just want to be left alone... "
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"either lies or unverifiable"

This shit never fails to blow my mind. This is literally an admission that there are allegations against you that are explicitly not lies. This is implicit self-incrimination.

Like, how self-absorbed do you have to be to not realize that "okay but you can't prove that I did" is an implicit admission of guilt?

I can't even blame coomer brainrot or estrogen-poisoning, this shit crops up regardless of demographic. Only common denominator seems to be the compulsive stream-of-consciousness blogging associated with updoot addiction.

Social media was a mistake.

 

[AnOminous]

its really been amazing to observe keffals these past couple months. he really does just go around starting fires and picking fights with people while at the same time wondering why nobody will leave him alone because hes some how the victim here. this level of ego and brain rot really is something to behold. i can only imagine what would happen to him if the lolsuit with destiny does end up happening and he loses. he might just straight up lose his mind trying to cope that hard.

This nasty little faggot was all "ha ha I destroyed your primary income source" "ha ha I kicked over your website" and then he wonders why he's getting hit back.

Eat shit you little pussy it just gets worse from here.

Like, how self-absorbed do you have to be to not realize that "okay but you can't prove that I did" is an implicit admission of guilt?

Lucas is the king of "help help mommy he hit me back first!"

 

[Dread First]

Hi lurkers, don't be afraid! We're the nicest people around. Many Kiwis doing community service and keeping the world a healthy and happy place. We are welcoming here unless you're a pedophile or zoophile.

Or a faggot nigger from Empire

 

[SNAFU]

Here's hoping for Lucas to drunkenly lash out at Matt
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[LadiosSopp]

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Here's hoping for Lucas to drunkenly lash out at Matt
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Definitely not colluding guys!

 

[Tetragrammaton]

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Here's hoping for Lucas to drunkenly lash out at Matt
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we very well may live in a timeline where a drugged out homeless keffals attacks matt walsh while shouting about ratios.