Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

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Pure fantasy on my part, of course. On some level it seems to be important to Phil that his "little" (yet refrigerator-sized) sub be indulged with toys at all times, regardless the effect on the collective financial health of The Tranch "community".
 
Another hot take from Kevryn. No one is "silencing marginalized people". In fact, he's posting on a social site that vehemently protects the free speech of pretty much every degenerate, up to and including pedophiles, sorry, we're supposed to call them MAPS now or be banned.

This isn't the late 1800s, where those who practiced "the love* that dare not speak its name" were routinely jailed. We are now firmly entrenched in the era of "the love* that never shuts the fuck up about its sexual fetishes".

Kevryn is convinced he's living in a dystopian hellscape simply because some people dare to mock, disagree, and say mean things about him online. Which results in him censoring himself.

Why are you silencing marginalized you, Kevryn? Whatever happened to "We're here, we're queer, get over it?" Sexual predator and groomer Harvey Milk didn't die for your sins, just so you could go cower behind your own skirts when someone says something that makes you uncomfortable. Goddamn, boy, you are pathetic.

*perversion
 
Or….. with all the outdoor troons gone now, maybe he’s doubling down on claiming he has his “social event manager” job , so he doesn’t have to do anything physical? I can envision him throwing EstroJen under the bus…. “Jen doesn’t have a job, but I do. I think Jen should be the one out there doing [insert whatever].”
It's funny how the moment these troons rebel and try to form some bullshit "alternate" society, they immediately devolve into what's pretty much plantation slavery.
 
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I MEAN.... Doesn't Jen still live at the Tranch???
Claims he's laughing but throws a complete shit-fit in reality. He's a living walking personification of the "mad guy crying with a laughing mask" meme. But with more disgusting pockmarks and grease and tears.
 
This is the biggest and best descriptor of Kevin's problems and the reason he does things the way he does. He's running away from his own brain, he said he sometimes lays in bed tweeting for an hour or so just to make his anxiety go away. It's something that once you realize it about him that makes a lot more of his behavior make complete sense.

I know I've been discouraged but it's one of the reasons I feel bad for him. That just sucks and we know he's too fragile to face the consequences if he ever is in a situation (e.g. end of his and Mistress's relationship) he has to face some hardships.
I think about how Kevin will handle having to deal with real hardships all the time, especially in regards to the Tranch in general. I mean, they clearly aren’t doing so hot, at least financially, what with the ever-thinning herd of alpacas and Penny’s rotten teeth and so on.
And considering they’re on the outs with their landlord Paul on top of things, there are *so many things* that can go badly wrong with their living situation. That would be stressful for anyone to have to think about, but for someone as helpless as Kev, woof.

So like you said, he exclusively worries about smaller and safer things he can handle thinking about instead, like toys and twitter.
What Kevin will do if/when they have to move, let alone if/when they have to move AND Penny dumps him, LET ALONE if/when they have to move, Penny dumps him, AND he’s recovering from another experimental, poorly-advised surgery…

…all that stresses ME out to think about and I don’t even like him and would generally prefer to see something hilarious happen.

So I also feel bad for him, even if his life is what he’s made it. I mean, the amhole alone. Gross.
 
I think about how Kevin will handle having to deal with real hardships all the time, especially in regards to the Tranch in general. I mean, they clearly aren’t doing so hot, at least financially, what with the ever-thinning herd of alpacas and Penny’s rotten teeth and so on.
And considering they’re on the outs with their landlord Paul on top of things, there are *so many things* that can go badly wrong with their living situation. That would be stressful for anyone to have to think about, but for someone as helpless as Kev, woof.

So like you said, he exclusively worries about smaller and safer things he can handle thinking about instead, like toys and twitter.
What Kevin will do if/when they have to move, let alone if/when they have to move AND Penny dumps him, LET ALONE if/when they have to move, Penny dumps him, AND he’s recovering from another experimental, poorly-advised surgery…

…all that stresses ME out to think about and I don’t even like him and would generally prefer to see something hilarious happen.

So I also feel bad for him, even if his life is what he’s made it. I mean, the amhole alone. Gross.
Dude made that bed and so he can sleep in it. Filth and all.
 
I think about how Kevin will handle having to deal with real hardships all the time, especially in regards to the Tranch in general. I mean, they clearly aren’t doing so hot, at least financially, what with the ever-thinning herd of alpacas and Penny’s rotten teeth and so on.
And considering they’re on the outs with their landlord Paul on top of things, there are *so many things* that can go badly wrong with their living situation. That would be stressful for anyone to have to think about, but for someone as helpless as Kev, woof.

So like you said, he exclusively worries about smaller and safer things he can handle thinking about instead, like toys and twitter.
What Kevin will do if/when they have to move, let alone if/when they have to move AND Penny dumps him, LET ALONE if/when they have to move, Penny dumps him, AND he’s recovering from another experimental, poorly-advised surgery…

…all that stresses ME out to think about and I don’t even like him and would generally prefer to see something hilarious happen.

So I also feel bad for him, even if his life is what he’s made it. I mean, the amhole alone. Gross.
Seriously. He brought it on himself.
No one forced him to cut his dick and balls off. He actively forced it.
 
Kevryn is convinced he's living in a dystopian hellscape
Because he looked out his window for once and realized he lived in a deserted hell hole he can't escape from as he doesn't even drive, despite living in the middle of nowhere?

simply because some people dare to mock, disagree, and say mean things about him online. Which results in him censoring himself.
Oh right, my bad.
 
I seriously hate when troons act like their little tummy cramps are true and honest periods. What organ is cramping again, Kevin? Cause I know what it ISN'T. It's just spitting in the face of women who are debilitated for days every month from how painful their periods are, and of girls who are kept home from school because they are on their period, or those who have a hard time affording feminine hygiene products.

The way he tee-hees about his phantom periods, or the 'dyke-iness' of his boots, or the 'queerness' of a piercing makes it so painfully obvious that he views womanhood as a costume and a performance. No matter how many little boxes he checks off on the "how to be a woman" list, he will never be a woman.

He's also never had to rebuff the advances of a straight dude before, and he will never have to seriously worry about it. But women do have to worry about the man they are turning down, however kindly, that they won't be the type to stalk and kill them for saying 'no'. He has literally zero clue what it's like to be a woman. I know crying 'muh soggy knee' on kiwifarms isn't always met with sympathy, but I gotta vent somewhere.

Also, on a lighter note, I found it hilarious how he was all indignant that an account with 1/400th of the followers than his account has DARED interact with him!! Doesn't that person know that the more followers a person has, the more valuable their opinion?!?!
 
It's funny how the moment these troons rebel and try to form some bullshit "alternate" society, they immediately devolve into what's pretty much plantation slavery.
In another life, like 20 years earlier, they might have become Goreians tbh. Fascinating.

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I think most lesbians mainly dress for themselves and what they like, and what others think, especially hetero men, is usually an afterthought unless she was abused emotionally, physically, etc. by one. It's likely lesbains dress in whst they think is attractive for themselves and other women, but man, did Kevin miss the point of the edit. Noserings can appesr on hetero women too, even those aren't kweer. The edit is to convey to the reader that its ok, or at least other people think nose rings are attractive and don't be shy.

No one is thinking of what Kevin thinks of all this. No one cares about this specific male trying to claim lesbianism as his exclusive group you're not invited to.
It's so creepy for him to be like this it makes me want to barf.
 
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