šŸ· The Great Gunt Bounty Hunt: Redux - Ralph is on the run and is lulled into a false sense of security as another seething pig takes to Twitter to do what he never could.

EyeGuy said:
The other way around doesn't work - you can't fake the Dutch Bros coffee from south of the border.
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Sure you can. Have several Dutch Brothers plastic coffee cups. Dump whatever coffee you're gonna drink in them before bring it in to the "studio". Rinse. Repeat.

Is that too much work for The Gunt? Who TF knows.

BTW when did The Gunt switch to Dutch Bros from his Starbuck's frappe?
 
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Don'tAnalizeMeBro! said:
Sure you can. Have several Dutch Brothers plastic coffee cups. Dump whatever coffee you're gonna drink in them before bring it in to the "studio". Rinse. Repeat.

Is that too much work for The Gunt? Who TF knows.

BTW when did The Gunt switch to Dutch Bros from his Starbuck's frappe?
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Heā€™s had to down grade everything because heā€™s broke. The Richmond crack shack rent was too much for Gunt.
 
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EyeGuy said:
Ralph's playing 4D chess here - there's no way he actually moved to Mexico. Sure, he's made several statements to that effect, but there's no real evidence as of yet. He knows that the gawdamn aylawgs will run with anything that sounds funny, even if it's plainly retarded (like Kinochet claiming that an earthquake in Mexico half an hour before a power outage on the Sunrise can be used to geolocate him). He's been much more careful with opsec in the past few months, so I think that the consistent "accidental" display of Mexican Twitter and Coca-Cola is a gayop done with a VPN/Amazon as others have suggested. The other way around doesn't work - you can't fake the Dutch Bros coffee from south of the border.

I also think people are ignoring Meigh. I know that she's the ultimate pick-me and has zero self-esteem, but she does seem to be fairly attached to her parents in NY and visits them often. I have a hard time believing she'd agree to move out of the country just to fulfill Ralph's outlaw larp.

Finally, I'd like to point out for the umpteenth time that before Christorian X made his original attention-whoring Gunt Bounty Hunt Thread (there was already an existing thread for speculation on the Ralphalocation) and got everyone sidetracked with autistic theories about Sisco or his white trash uncle, Ralph did have a couple genuine slips of the tongue on his shows. He let us know that his new place is a) out of VA and b) within a day's drive of Richmond. He's probably found a random place in rural Tennessee or wherever - after all, there's no requirement that a person has to rent from an acquaintance or a relative.
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Alright, after listening to Ralph getting pressed by RPG on this just now and ragequitting, I completely retract everything I wrote. He's definitely in Mexico.
 
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I thought the living in Mexico thing was a meme tbh..wtf
 
MirnaMinkoff said:
LMAO. Itā€™s too good to be true. Heā€™s actually trying to flex with his Mexico coca-cola? Dude went from white trash to third world.

I hope he drove his tiny red Asian truck down there.
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whats funny is i actually have one right from my local bargain shop. walking distance from my house. theyre made to be exported.

idk i think ralph might be trying too hard to represent a west coast or border location. he thinks its a huge w. i was thinking about someone saying new york and that made me remember mantsu has family there, do we have their info to check their properties and see if theyre being supported by someone in mantsu's family? we dont need to abandon the mexico texas location but it might be worth looking into seeing as hes impoverished.
 
ayy lmao at all of you saying "WELL AKCHSUALLY RALPH COULD BE DOING 4D UNDERWATER BACKGAMMON AND TRICKING US INTO BELIEVING HE'S IN MEXICO WHEN AAAAAKKKKKCCHSUALLLYYY....."

Come the fuck on- it's Ethan God-Damned Ralph of the Motherfucking #Killstream.

Do you seriously think he has enough braincells and opsec know-how to fake screenshots of coffee shops only being available in extremely close proximity to the border, plan in advance to not stream and use the excuse of a power outage at the exact same time an earthquake hit mexico and knocked out power in several regions of the country, and all the other evidence we've seen by now?

Wigger is as wigger does- he actually did it and is currently squatting south of the border. Don't let your memes be dreams, folks!
 
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ā™¦ļø King of Diamonds ā™¦ļø said:
ayy lmao at all of you saying "WELL AKCHSUALLY RALPH COULD BE DOING 4D UNDERWATER BACKGAMMON AND TRICKING US INTO BELIEVING HE'S IN MEXICO WHEN AAAAAKKKKKCCHSUALLLYYY....."

Come the fuck on- it's Ethan God-Damned Ralph of the Motherfucking #Killstream.

Do you seriously think he has enough braincells and opsec know-how to fake screenshots of coffee shops only being available in extremely close proximity to the border, plan in advance to not steam and use the excuse of a power outage at the exact same time an earthquake hit mexico and knocked out power in several regions of the country, and all the other evidence we've seen by now?

Wigger is as wigger does- he actually did it and is currently squatting south of the border. Don't let your memes be dreams, folks!
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i more meant this so gunt couldnt claim we were just going all in on something like the brian thing. harder to say that when were covering our bases more you know? but also youre right my post did forget to ask the coffee thing, was he saying like "oh i got this coffee at my new place, its specific to my new place" or was he just drunkenly drinking it without comment or offhandedly being like "oh this dutch bros coffee man awesome" because he does have reasons to try and brag on a new coffee place genuinely because we mocked the hell out of him for his starbucks oatmilk misadventures.

but as the circumstantial evidence the first thing you learn on your first doxing attempt is that insane fucking coincidences happen all the fucking time. which is to be expected when the barrier to entry as a subject vs a rando here is "did you turn a camera on and post it to youtube or send a tweet post online"

but yeah generally i think its just best to cast a wide net if for nothing else than giving gunt less to try and spin as a win. if the mexico or texas location is real hes going to pretend its fake until a kiwi drone drops the first corncob
 
ā™¦ļø King of Diamonds ā™¦ļø said:
ayy lmao at all of you saying "WELL AKCHSUALLY RALPH COULD BE DOING 4D UNDERWATER BACKGAMMON AND TRICKING US INTO BELIEVING HE'S IN MEXICO WHEN AAAAAKKKKKCCHSUALLLYYY....."

Come the fuck on- it's Ethan God-Damned Ralph of the Motherfucking #Killstream.

Do you seriously think he has enough braincells and opsec know-how to fake screenshots of coffee shops only being available in extremely close proximity to the border, plan in advance to not steam and use the excuse of a power outage at the exact same time an earthquake hit mexico and knocked out power in several regions of the country, and all the other evidence we've seen by now?

Wigger is as wigger does- he actually did it and is currently squatting south of the border. Don't let your memes be dreams, folks!
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Ralph curse is being one dumb motherfucker who gets clowned on by a small army of people far smarter and far more technologically savvy. Itā€™s making easy sport of a loud dumbass. Ralph is eternally angry and bitter about being slow in the mind compared to the average white man.

Living among third world poor brown people would make his forever bruised ego feel betterā€¦ and he can marry off Rozy at 13 to Jesus to chop five years of child support off.
 
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MirnaMinkoff said:
LMAO. Itā€™s too good to be true. Heā€™s actually trying to flex with his Mexico coca-cola? Dude went from white trash to third world.
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Yeah, really. Assuming this is true, it's totally hilarious. I wouldn't even make fun of him if he were in Tijuana as that would actually be a pretty clever way of balancing his many personal issues. Down Chiapas way though it doesn't get more third world than that.
 
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