Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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Things have escalated and now Lucas has had to abandon society and live in the swamps to hide from the Kiwi Farms mafia:
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Well Shrek was woke before it was cool, he respected all pronouns by addressing them as Fairytale Creatures.

Then again Shrek also had a coming of age journey, a wife and a family so the similaries are smaller than the do ffetrnces, for example we all know Shrek bathes more and smells better than Lucas. Just a hunch
 
Uh-oh, sounds like Denims met Keffals IRL and it went down rather badly:

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Seems to me like the cognitive dissonance of referring to Keffals as a woman over the internet all this time is really hitting her now that she's been confronted with him IRL. She can no longer maintain the illusion that this man is supposedly a woman, but her SJW brainwashing is causing a massive cognitive dissonance in her.

It's OK Denims, plenty of people who were brainwashed by the SJW TRA cult had to suffer from multiple breakdowns in a row before they could break their conditioning and break free of the cult. You'll be OK. Remember, as a beautiful cis woman Twitch thot you control the mind of Keffals, not the other way around.
 
Both hunchbacks, both have weak jaws, both have massive man hands, and they're both Balding.
The Lucas in the drawing looks more feminine.

Can anyone tell me why it looks like a prolapsed butthole?!?! I’m trying to sleep but I’m honest to God shook by that :( is that why prolapse porn is a thing? Fuck this gay earth.
He has a prolapsed urethra.
 
Women (and gay men) can and do dress like absolute slobs, anyone unfortunate enough to have attended an anime or furry convention, or anyone working in animal rescue, can testify. Most are socialized or want to do better than slob, and do, but the difference is even if a woman wore Lucas' ratty shoes, tent t-shirt, and baggy pants they would still look like a woman. The balding would be the bigger concern.

Lucas could hire a personal trainer, fashion stylist, tailor and Hollywood-tier makeup artist and he would still look like a man. The chronic-compurer-toucher humpback and male fat distribution is especially unhelpful for him. Also the fish face. For anyone bravely suffering his streams, does he still do the autistic "hurr funny fish meme" self-soothe thing or did the Peter Lorre fish ruin that for him?
 
What is with these men that have jaw lines like Robert Za'Dar wanting to troon out?
I've sort of noticed this too among men with have the most predominantly masculine features trooning out. And for all intents and purposes this is just my hypothesis not being a professional.

Typically things like stronger jawlines, height etc are sexual dimorphic traits caused by higher testosterone levels. My thinking is that high testosterone leads them to exhibit increased sexual behavior during puberty and it's not a stretch of the imagination to think that guys like Lucas and Dong as teens might be more likely to wander off to less savory parts of the web during their developmental years to seek out outlets to satiate them, causing them to discover sexually deviant kinks and fetishes.
 
Uh-oh, sounds like Denims met Keffals IRL and it went down rather badly:

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Seems to me like the cognitive dissonance of referring to Keffals as a woman over the internet all this time is really hitting her now that she's been confronted with him IRL. She can no longer maintain the illusion that this man is supposedly a woman, but her SJW brainwashing is causing a massive cognitive dissonance in her.

It's OK Denims, plenty of people who were brainwashed by the SJW TRA cult had to suffer from multiple breakdowns in a row before they could break their conditioning and break free of the cult. You'll be OK. Remember, as a beautiful cis woman Twitch thot you control the mind of Keffals, not the other way around.
Truly this is a... Handmaid(en)'s Tale
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Keffals is not wanting to attend the convention for a second day
>Day 1, Attended and harassed Melina
>Day 2, Seemingly didn't attend, bunker stream
>Day 3, walkaround stream etc
>Day 4, Doesn't want to attend.
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Hyped up the Twitchcon thing and barely attended half of it, seemingly even EFNO is trying to drag them out of the bunker and into public.
I still will never understand why Keffals has private convo's like this on Twitter when they have the persons private contact info, they did this when EFNO was in the literal next room back in NIreland also.
This leads me to suspect that his secret meeting with Denims went rather badly. If it was a happy meet and greet between them, I am sure they would've posted pics all over social media to show off what close besties they are. Perhaps Demins got tired of watching Keffals behave like a domineering asshole towards other women (like StarDust or Destiny's wife) and decided to confront him about it? Denims might need to keep him around as a pay pig now that he has money, but she knows that if she ever gets on his bad side, Keffals will treat her just like he did with StarDust.
is there any records of keffals ever getting any form of mental help? like he talks about having addictions and what not so much you would think there would be some record of him seeing a doctor or going to rehab. either way the dude needs to go slither back into his trash pit and stop trying to ruin kids lives.
No, he refuses to get mental help because "psychiatrists are cops and blue lives don't matter."
What’s really funny is that he claims to be gay, but he doesn’t even come across that way. He doesn’t have a bunch of girlfriends like the gay guys I’ve known, and he isn’t fashionable in any way. I’m not saying that’s a prerequisite to homosexuality, lmao, but it’s a fucking common theme.

I do not for a moment believe that Keffals is an HSTS. The fact that he's an early transitioner who is pre-Tipping Point (pre-2016) doesn't mean shit to me, because he's of that generation where a lot of early transitioners weren't HSTSs but just pornsick "autistic" (read: narcissistic) young men. It was the first batch of teenagers who grew up with easy access to online t-porn, and they transitioned half a decade before the Tipping Point. Still, few of them are HSTS. I've seen Keffals' old pictures and he never looked like a girl or even slightly feminine as a boy:

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He's a bisexual narcissist who uses sex to emotionally coerce and control both men and women. If he wants to fuck you he uses sex to get close to you and manipulate you, and if he doesn't want to fuck you he uses sex to humiliate you and make you feel uncomfortable. He yields sex as a weapon against others, that's why he is able to completely objectify himself and weaponize his own alleged identity which is completely fake and an social armour.

With these AGP narcissists you always see this disavowed disconnect between what they want and what they can get being played out in the most toxic self-indulgent way.

He's not gay, its no doubt a preemptive defense for him harassing women in some way. "I wasn't being creepy to her, I'd never do that because I'm gay".

BTW, the reason I brought up Denims is because I saw Keffals' tweets making fun of Joshua Moon for being circumcised (because nerve damage impairing sexual function is sooo funny y'all), so I thought I'd likewise make fun of Keffals' own sexual hang-ups and laugh at him for the Twitch thots he's lusting after. It is kind of pathetic that he openly desires a beautiful cis woman as the trophy wife but then ends up with someone like Ellen Murray or his ex-fiance. And Herupa was just fantastic for calling him out on Twitter.
 
I'm a t-shirt and jeans gal myself, so I don't think there's anything particularly manly about Luke's clothes. He needs to learn how to pick shit that fits his frame properly, but his clothes aren't the real problem. The real problem, imo, is his lack of grooming. A little makeup goes a long fucking way... his skin is blotchy, greasy and sallow... his eyes are dull. A little foundation and mascara would help. His hair is long, but he obviously doesn't know what to do with it... he could throw it up in a high, messy bun and it would look much better. Bonus: it would also hide his receding part. A good skin and hair care routine would help a lot as well. This shit is basic, female 101.
 
I disagree. Even the fatties and uggos will put time and effort when going to someplace public. Only the amount differs.
All because if some other woman sees her looking like shit, she won't be able to live it down. At least that's how I understood it, but I can't say I ever cared much about the why, only about the 'hurry the fuck up'.
This is from the perspective of a dude who has to be late to so many parties or told to shut up when asking why she's putting makeup for a barbecue.
You know more girly girls than I do! Some women will care about that into their old age, and some cultures will expect her to, but there's a lot of working girls and moms who just roll out of bed, smooth out their clothes and hair, and make sure they don't smell. There's still plenty who care, but there's plenty who don't (including me).

Remember, as a beautiful cis woman Twitch thot you control the mind of Keffals, not the other way around.
She won't read this but completely true and I hope she remembers this. It's hard to when you meet a narcissist.
He's a bisexual narcissist who uses sex to emotionally coerce and control both men and women. If he wants to fuck you he uses sex to get close to you and manipulate you, and if he doesn't want to fuck you he uses sex to humiliate you and make you feel uncomfortable. He yields sex as a weapon against others, that's why he is able to completely objectify himself and weaponize his own alleged identity which is completely fake and an social armour.
Thanks! This is his best description of his sexuality yet. Just going to add that he loves young teens and vulnerable autists because of the power rush he gets plus his own fucking pedo self. It's a power play and a play of attention and everyone will get fucked.
 
I know it as trans-identifying female, meaning a transman. I don't think it fits here though, and the term reminds then of reality so its transphobic, so why would Lucas use it.
Tbh I still don't even have a clue what actual sex that means because troon talk is gibberish. Does it mean a dude who identifies as a woman? That would be just a dude. Or an actual female who identifies as trans?
 
I know it as trans-identifying female, meaning a transman. I don't think it fits here though, and the term reminds then of reality so its transphobic, so why would Lucas use it.
on twitter, around the LGBA & Mermaids stuff, Ive seen TIF been defined as Trans-Inclusive-Feminist
The Antithesis to TERF
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its wonders what you can do with a little bit of paint
 
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2 Jan 2022: Been in a long-term relationship with a man... in the next few months he will be starting estrogen.
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Great archive. He definitely gets turned on by making men troon out, and has a bizarre fixation on getting em’ underage too. Of course he tried to groom teens in his discord, why wouldn’t he with these kinds of statements. Perverted freak.
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Holy shit I fucking love this art. 11/10.

I'm a t-shirt and jeans gal myself, so I don't think there's anything particularly manly about Luke's clothes. He needs to learn how to pick shit that fits his frame properly, but his clothes aren't the real problem. The real problem, imo, is his lack of grooming.
Lucas could hire a personal trainer, fashion stylist, tailor and Hollywood-tier makeup artist and he would still look like a man. The chronic-compurer-toucher humpback and male fat distribution is especially unhelpful for him. Also the fish face.
I actually think it’s true that maybe the problem isn’t even the way he’s dressing alone, but just how male he looks and acts. It’s a hundred small things that all add up to dispel any illusion of him being female.

I’ve mostly dated women that were the “makeup at all times” type, where we’d wait 10 minutes to go to the gas station, but that’s not everyone. However a girl dressing like Lucas would still look like a girl. There’s just no saving it.

I want to be clear if this is guy wasn’t a fucking horrible human being I’d kind of feel sorry for him. He had his dick chopped off when he was underage, if his word’s to be trusted he was molested and groomed himself, his parents fucked up his whole life, he’s probably autistic and he has no social skills.

Seeing him IRL all the illlusions get dispelled on how socially inept he is, and how little he leaves his house. He isn’t normal or fun. He can’t hang out with people - now it sounds like he somehow fucked up his meeting with Denims too, along with sperging out at Destiny’s wife. What hope does he have of a happy future in the world? All he had was his e-fame and now that’s leaving rapidly, his follower count dropping every day.

However then I remember he’s a child grooming, lying, deplatforming, life-ruining, sadistic puppet of corrupt journalists and then I lose my sympathy again.
 
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