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Okay, now that I see them uncovered, they're not that big. They're C cups at best.
Sapphixy / Serenity Dee / Sean Simpson / Siobhan Simpson / Asymbina / Asymptotic Binary - Morbidly Obese Lesbian Fetishist With a History of Domestic Abuse
- Thread starter Ride
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- Feb 13, 2020
Pretty big for fatty gynecomastia IMO.
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- Feb 4, 2015
I thought his whole schtick was that he can pay his hosts or potential future hosts by cooking. I’m not surprised though that he is being a giant leech. Should be a red flag to anyone else once these hosts kick this parasite to the curb.ahahahahahahahaha
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- Feb 3, 2013
Everything about this dude is big except for his work ethic (and possibly his penis).
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- Sep 19, 2013
Imagine being that fucking fat and still struggling to make it appear that you have boobs.
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- Jun 30, 2021
I'm still stuck on Slug "the gourmet cook" being kicked out of his host's kitchen. I can think of a dozen scenarios for that, none of them terribly kind to Slug, but I do have a more than mild curiosity as to which one happened.
The mundane one where he never washes the dishes, or the more satisfying one where he gave his hosts food poisoning ... twice.
The mundane one where he never washes the dishes, or the more satisfying one where he gave his hosts food poisoning ... twice.
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No reason it can't be both.
Based on his photos from inside the former apartment though I strongly suspect every single surface of the kitchen was covered in bubbling cauldrons of fondue and no surface was ever cleaned.
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- Feb 4, 2015
You assholes NEED TO PAY ME NOW for my meds
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- Feb 4, 2015
Update: believe it when I see it but Sean finally has a job four years after being fired.
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Rather puzzled as to why Slug being hired would need CEO approval for any position he is remotely qualified for, but meh. I'll believe it when I see it, and even then only on Tuesdays.
Dude lies as easy as he wheezes.
Dude lies as easy as he wheezes.
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Will wonders never cease! Is he going to stop e-begging as well?
To me it implies either a small organization or a high-ish position. Assuming it's not some kind of woke bullshit of a job like "diversity representative" neither has much tolerance for Sluggo's kind of useless fat so chances are he'll be on his way out sooner than he can say "this calls for a celebratory round of Bulleit 10 yro". He could be setting up a "transphobic CEO gave me one glance and decided he didn't want my fat sapphic ass working there" type of grift IDK.
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1. There will be endless tiptoeing around eggshells in the workplace just to avoid a social media meltdown that looks bad on the employer.
2. When this goes mantits up I hope a former co worker gets an account here to give us the non-twitterfied scoop.
2. When this goes mantits up I hope a former co worker gets an account here to give us the non-twitterfied scoop.
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I'll admit that was my first thought, but I wasn't thinking it was for expanding his grift. Seems more a thing to carry on leeching off his current hosts that even his minimal acting skills could pull off.
Problem with Slug running that sort of line as part of his twitter grift is his remaining audience are loudmouthed troons and a few ultrawokies that would have exactly zero hesitation at shriek-brigading the company despite Slug's wishes. He knows that.
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Pulling a D-Fens instead? That would require him to fuck off and do whatever else for several hours every workday and I'm not sure if he could manage not making a spectacle of himself.
Even a normal meth hobo should be able to spend a couple hours in a Starbucks quietly pissing himself assuming he doesn't harrass either the other costumers or the staff and I can't imagine Sluggo not making disgusting passes at every female woman whose job involves giving him a professional smile.
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Dysphoria:
Now, the story of a wealthy family who lost everything...
THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS
Gaydar:
Roger Ebert was such a hack:
Won't someone think of the white male? (Nobody's told DC, he's still "he" in his author blurb for them they stick on everything lol)
Now, the story of a wealthy family who lost everything...
THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS
Gaydar:
Roger Ebert was such a hack:
Won't someone think of the white male? (Nobody's told DC, he's still "he" in his author blurb for them they stick on everything lol)
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- Sep 30, 2022
@AirdropShitposts you should definitely know the blatantly obvious answer to this...
The answer is Tim Whitbeck.
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- Dec 31, 2018
Thirst posting:
Fuck the dead:
It could be anything really:
Might fly soon, hope they don't touch my junk:
Lying:
Not lying:
Go to HELL random theater!
Really makes you thunk:
Job talk:
But the begging stops for nothing:
Fuck the dead:
It could be anything really:
Might fly soon, hope they don't touch my junk:
Lying:
Not lying:
Go to HELL random theater!
Really makes you thunk:
Job talk:
But the begging stops for nothing:
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- Feb 3, 2013
If I were him, I'd be more worried about having enough money for two seats.
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I was thinking about Halloween, which lolcows would make terrifying costumes, etc, when I remembered this ditty from the Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark book.
I propose a slight modification to the text:
"Slugrenity Dee,
Zxhe came out of the sea,
Zxhe ate all the others,
But didn't eat me.
Slugrenity Dee,
Zxhe came out of the sea,
Zxhe ate all the-*GULP*"
I propose a slight modification to the text:
"Slugrenity Dee,
Zxhe came out of the sea,
Zxhe ate all the others,
But didn't eat me.
Slugrenity Dee,
Zxhe came out of the sea,
Zxhe ate all the-*GULP*"
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- Dec 31, 2018
Obligatory:
Fat:
That's... a weird way to say that?
"I wasn't ever very good at being heterosexual"
"as a teenage lesbian"
Lesbianism Intensifies:
JKKK Rowling is trying to murder Sean:
Fat:
That's... a weird way to say that?
"I wasn't ever very good at being heterosexual"
"as a teenage lesbian"
Lesbianism Intensifies:
JKKK Rowling is trying to murder Sean:
