Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[F13 Key]

It could also just be 0928 and not a date, we have no references to go by, unless someone from USPS chimes in.

This would be the breakdown:

J = UPU identifier
18C = format
USA = issuer country code
06D = equipment identifier
N = priority
0928061 = serial number MMDDHHx (x is 10 minute interval)
00025 = serial item number
T = tracking flag

Effectively it says the barcode was stamped on September 28 at 6AM in the first 10 minutes, at whatever facility stamped it. It was probably mailed on the 27th and reached a processing facility at 6AM on the 28th. I don't know what 06D, N or T stand for, guessing the mail processor type or 3 digit code corresponding to that machine. Priority N is probably first class international, 00025 probably means 25th piece of mail processed during the interval by the machine. Rest idk.

(I don't work for the USPS so I defer to someone who does for more detail, I've just worked in logistics before)

 

[Brutality]

This is what the Rapunzel janny looks like btw.
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A discord janny without a neckbeard? I'm impressed

At this point. Lucas should be thanking us for keeping him relevant. Without us he'd be just another Who in the internet politics sphere

 

[ForTheHoard]

I might be late but I don't remember seeing these.

 

[Boopims]

I hope Chris has been quietly moved into a high security lolcow wing and is cellmates with Nick Bate.

Oh what unimaginable horrors would be conceived in a situation like this

 

[Balanced Boomer]

LUCAS NO HE NEEDS THAT FOR GRS STAAAHP!!!

 

[InteracialBowelSyndrome]

Denims
Keffals

Whoever made this compilation video of all the people on Twatter who were duped into thinking Keffals was going to sue the London, Ontario Police Services (as stated on his GoFundMe)?! MASTERPIECE!

https://twitter.com/rosedevxo/status/1580224573882015744

If it was already posted on KF, please send me the direct link.

Keffals is apparently the Chief Publicist for KF:


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Lol at "Jo*rnalists won't mention Doxbin" and other attempts at avoiding admitting that their child abusing actions are front and center.

"If I close my eyes, it doesn't exist!"

Truly wonderous the mind of a retard is.

Bitch please, we're like Voldemort. "He Who Shall Not Be Farmed."

 

[AltisticRight]

This would be the breakdown:

J = UPU identifier
18C = format
USA = issuer country code
06D = equipment identifier
N = priority
0928061 = serial number MMDDHHx (x is 10 minute interval)
00025 = serial item number
T = tracking flag

Effectively it says the barcode was stamped on September 28 at 6AM in the first 10 minutes, at whatever facility stamped it. It was probably mailed on the 27th and reached a processing facility at 6AM on the 28th. I don't know what 06D, N or T stand for, guessing the mail processor type or 3 digit code corresponding to that machine. Priority N is probably first class international, 00025 probably means 25th piece of mail processed during the interval by the machine. Rest idk.

(I don't work for the USPS so I defer to someone who does for more detail, I've just worked in logistics before)

Makes sense, Luke got pretty damn lucky with this one.

 

[F13 Key]

Makes sense, Luke got pretty damn lucky with this one.

Yeah, they probably use those barcodes so they can trace a piece of mail back to the origin point and know what USPS staff were on duty at the facility if it contains anthrax or something. It does put into question whether he has a new address at all though, because it was mailed off so late in September with such a long delay after the comic was posted. Faggot dog seems to sell prints of the comics as merch to people and does little doodles on all his envelopes, so keffals might have paid him for it, which if so is even more pathetic.

 

[Polentic]

 

[Dick Molesterson]

 

[Um...]

Well Lucas is starting to resemble Chris...

“Starting to?” They’re twinsies. Same pasty-faced autistic shut-in vibe. Doughy and unhealthy from living online and a steady diet of junk food, no exercise, questionable hygiene and deluded enough to think they “pass” as women.



At least Chris puts some effort into putting together cute outfits, or used to before he got thrown in jail. This loser lives in baggy black t-shirts and black pants. Zero effort. And he’s nowhere near young enough or cute enough to get away with this lazy shit.

 

[Something Awful]

Whoever made this compilation video of all the people on Twatter who were duped into thinking Keffals was going to sue the London, Ontario Police Services (as stated on his GoFundMe)?!

Keffals never stated he was going to sue the police. It was deliberately nebulous, a fund to "protect my rights" and "seek justice". Of course, he absolutely knew people thought that meant suing the police, but why correct them? Let people ascribe to you whatever noble goals they want, get more money.

That fucking video he made was so grossly manipulative, too, with the fake monotone voice and stunted look. Acting like a shell-shocked World War I veteran after the horrible ordeal of being detained for an afternoon and called "Roberts" on an evidence bag.

 

[AgendaPoster]

Has keffals decided he'll completely ignore that he grifted 100K+ from people without accomplishing any of his goals vs KiwiFarms?
Up on clearnet, with almost no downtime, and user numbers approaching those at the peak of the drama.
Keffals and lizfongdingdong, silence, eh?

 

[Something Awful]

He explicitly states in his gofundme that he "intended" to use the gofundme money mostly for a lawsuit against the London PD.
His gofundme is also titled "legal fund". That's the main focus of the fundraiser.
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No, he explicitly does not state that. At 5:00 in the video he says:

"While there has been a lot of speculation on what I plan to do and who I plan to take legal action against, this is not something that I can say right now. When the time is right, I will go public."

The only mention of the London Police Services in the description of the GoFundMe is him saying he was "victimized" by them, but not that he intends to sue them. It's implied, but not explicitly stated.

Obviously he never intended to sue them, his plan was (is?) to go after Null for some reason.

 

[The Line]

No, he explicitly does not state that. At 5:00 in the video he says:

"While there has been a lot of speculation on what I plan to do and who I plan to take legal action against, this is not something that I can say right now. When the time is right, I will go public."

The only mention of the London Police Services in the description of the GoFundMe is him saying he was "victimized" by them, but not that he intends to sue them. It's implied, but not explicitly stated.

Obviously he never intended to sue them, his plan was (is?) to go after Null for some reason.

Eh, I will admit that he only states "legal funds" and then complains about the London PD, which is uncharacteristically sly of him.

Specific statements in writing are very important, who knows if he can somehow get away with it.
It does seem like every word is written for nefarious loophole reasons, 100% drafted with signal chat trannies and probably troon lawyer.

 

[Dickens Cider]

Has keffals decided he'll completely ignore that he grifted 100K+ from people without accomplishing any of his goals vs KiwiFarms?
Up on clearnet, with almost no downtime, and user numbers approaching those at the peak of the drama.
Keffals and lizfongdingdong, silence, eh?

Lucas yes. Liz not so much and has been consistently trying to continue the effort. But them interacting I can’t see. I think their circle is slightly broken.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

The barcode reads:
J18C USA 06DN 092806100025 T
J18C: format identifier, so this is an 18C encoding format.
USA: sent from here.
06DN: ?
0928 is likely the send date, which makes sense, 28th of September.
T: probably means priority mail

Unfortunately I don't think there is much information here.

Yea it's a FICS code, sadly it doesn't contain any useful information. It's for their automated flats sorting machine.

 

[Balanced Boomer]

As much shit as Lucas gets from his fellow trannies, I'm surprised none of them have asked why the GFM is still up. Seems like an obvious question one of these dickless niggers should ask.

 

[Accept Only Substitutes]

No, he explicitly does not state that. At 5:00 in the video he says:

"While there has been a lot of speculation on what I plan to do and who I plan to take legal action against, this is not something that I can say right now. When the time is right, I will go public."

The only mention of the London Police Services in the description of the GoFundMe is him saying he was "victimized" by them, but not that he intends to sue them. It's implied, but not explicitly stated.

Obviously he never intended to sue them, his plan was (is?) to go after Null for some reason.

Because fighting an autist on the internet is easier than fighting city hall. There's probably nothing he could get in a lawsuit against the police. Lawsuits are expensive, involved af, lengthy, and you might lose. Narcs hate losing.

But a website? Should be a piece of cake. Use his minority status to pitch an elaborate temper tantrum, because customer service always bows to Karens. All Karens know this and it's why they do what they do.

Lucas fucked up by trying to take on Null. I swear that motherfucker is the most determined, principled, and stubborn man alive. If he was half this stubborn as a kid then I feel for his mom. It's truly an amazing thing to behold. Lucas would have known null wasn't going to do anything less than heroic efforts to keep this site up if he'd actually done the slightest bit of research on this site and its history.

I wonder if he has regrets about not going after city hall after all.

 

[Simon]

As much shit as Lucas gets from his fellow trannies, I'm surprised none of them have asked why the GFM is still up. Seems like an obvious question one of these dickless niggers should ask.

Nah, trannies let that shit go on indefinitely. Maybe one or two will question why the GFM is still up and collecting funds, but as a whole, Keffals could probably continue to collect for the foreseeable future. Troons get away with everything, all the time. If you follow the Tranch thread, they've had numerous GFMs, some at the same time, with no proof of where the funds go but a vague 'to a native american family' or 'busted pipe'. They've collected thousands upon thousands on just the vague 'Earl' threat.