DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Corpun]

Listen here you fahken morahn, do you own a cahndo? Of course not. So stahp talkin about shit you know nothing about, all right? All right. Ack ack ack.

You're right, only mentally ill nudniks know how to maintain their own homes and appliances. I will immediately tip my last five paychecks if you unban me.

 

[Traian007]

Does Phil know how to turn the water off in his house yet? I'm sure he could solve most of his problems temporarily with shitty appliances by turning the water off to them. Not that it helps because this tard would probably think the problem is solved and let mold grow in his condo. There is no way that house can be sold at it's face value if he is telling the truth about these water problems with all the water damage/mold risks he is listing off as if it isn't a big deal.

Um no gr00b he doesn't have the know how to do it. God forbid he went onto youtube and looked it up. He needs 5k minimum for someone to come out and turn it off

 

[00R-Gundam]

If dsp is really gonna play Scorn, i expect one or both of these to happen:
1.He will get lost, complain and ultimately ragequit
2. Scat jokes and/or shying away from the screen.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

There's something so bizarre and uncomfortable about this gif yet it’s almost hypnotizing at the same time.

 

[Balr0g]

If dsp is really gonna play Scorn, i expect one or both of these to happen:
1.He will get lost, complain and ultimately ragequit
2. Scat jokes and/or shying away from the screen.

More like massive handholding in combination with tips (like in SF VI a big tip with instructions). I read the description on Steam and the game sounds like something to really dive into in regards with story and key items and especially be conservative with your resources. I have my hopes up that he will hate it quickly

 

[Ching_Chong]

Does Phil know how to turn the water off in his house yet? I'm sure he could solve most of his problems temporarily with shitty appliances by turning the water off to them. Not that it helps because this tard would probably think the problem is solved and let mold grow in his condo. There is no way that house can be sold at it's face value if he is telling the truth about these water problems with all the water damage/mold risks he is listing off as if it isn't a big deal.

He flew in his parents to do basic house repairs/improvements like hanging blinds. I doubt this idiot knows where to turn off the water is.

 

[PetiteDragon43]

Hopefully he does play a horror game this year. It's great seeing how delayed his reactions have become when he gets a jump scare.

 

[Sup3r]

One of the scummiest things about Phil is how slimy he is with his lies.

He's always been a toxic asshole, but then he tries to act as if he's always been a nice chill guy and everyone is unjustly piling up on him whenever people insult him and call him out for being the toxic asshole that he is. Anyone with half a brain knows that that tweet was him trying to sneak diss the guy, but then he acts like a frail, kindly old man who is being insulted for nothing.

Frankly, I'd respect Phil more if he just owned up to being a POS. Embrace the toxicity, accept that you're a bitter old man with no friends and who depends on retarded people giving you money in order to survive, Phil.

Also, side note, I missed you guys. My life was much better without you, but still.

It'd be the perfect way to ruin any chance of the comeback he wants (not that he'd ever get it). Phil doesn't just want to make more money, he wants to be respected, to have people actually take him seriously. It's why he keeps marketing himself as "chill" despite him not being so, he doesn't want to be known as a joke.

He hates that he's remembered as the "the guy", he hates that whenever he speaks up, he gets clowned on and he especially hates how irrelevant he is.

Hopefully he does play a horror game this year. It's great seeing how delayed his reactions have become when he gets a jump scare.

Phil will make sure that he knows what will be coming up whenever he plays a horror game. He has no interest in getting invested in the atmosphere of a game, he loves to act like he's so above it all, that he isn't scared of them.

He has made all his streams so boring because he does all he can to avoid any nuisances in them from taming his paypigs to handhold him to looking up guides beforehand that there's a practically zero chance that he'd let himself be ignorant of any jump scares.a

 

[Optimus Prime]

Hopefully he does play a horror game this year. It's great seeing how delayed his reactions have become when he gets a jump scare.

Have him play FNAF Security Breach.

Not because it's a good game (because frankly it really wasn't) but because it's probably the least scariest 'main' entry in the title and he's still going to shit his pants with a time delay. So, if it's timed right, the map robot is going to pop up, hand him a map, and then Phil will look like he's freaking out because he was handed a map.

 

[Paladin Derich]

Does Phil know how to turn the water off in his house yet? I'm sure he could solve most of his problems temporarily with shitty appliances by turning the water off to them. Not that it helps because this tard would probably think the problem is solved and let mold grow in his condo. There is no way that house can be sold at it's face value if he is telling the truth about these water problems with all the water damage/mold risks he is listing off as if it isn't a big deal.

Nothing short of a full renovation to clear out the pigroach miasma.

-Mold survey/removal
-Repainting walls/ceiling/doors
-New blinds
-New flooring (carpets and/or tile)
-New door knobs, new cabinets, sinks
-Gut out all bathrooms, new toilets, showers, countertops

 

[Massively Strong Greed]

Have him play FNAF Security Breach.

Not because it's a good game (because frankly it really wasn't) but because it's probably the least scariest 'main' entry in the title and he's still going to shit his pants with a time delay. So, if it's timed right, the map robot is going to pop up, hand him a map, and then Phil will look like he's freaking out because he was handed a map.

He’s supposed to play that for the Halloween event, but I doubt he’ll be willing to pay so much.

 

[Negative Toxic Loser]

If dsp is really gonna play Scorn, i expect one or both of these to happen:
1.He will get lost, complain and ultimately ragequit
2. Scat jokes and/or shying away from the screen.

I vote for #1, it's a puzzle game. He hates puzzle bosses, so he is going to hate puzzle games.

 

[PetiteDragon43]

Have him play FNAF Security Breach.

Not because it's a good game (because frankly it really wasn't) but because it's probably the least scariest 'main' entry in the title and he's still going to shit his pants with a time delay. So, if it's timed right, the map robot is going to pop up, hand him a map, and then Phil will look like he's freaking out because he was handed a map.

But he doesn't like FNAF. He would never play a game he hates for money.

He has no interest in getting invested in the atmosphere of a game, he loves to act like he's so above it all, that he isn't scared of them.

Yea it's always "oh here comes a jump scare."
"insert an unfunny joke"
"interrupt the tension by staring at the chat"

 

[Optimus Prime]

But he doesn't like FNAF. He would never play a game he hates for money.

Funny how there's really only two games that it isn't obvious he hates the existence of: a very specific version of Street Fighter 2 and of course, WWE Champions.

If he never touched any video game besides those two for the rest of his life, he might come close to experiencing actual happiness.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Funny how there's really only two games that it isn't obvious he hates the existence of: a very specific version of Street Fighter 2 and of course, WWE Champions.

If he never touched any video game besides those two for the rest of his life, he might come close to experiencing actual happiness.

You forgot Bugsnax

 

[detractorzer0]

Nothing short of a full renovation to clear out the pigroach miasma.

-Mold survey/removal
-Repainting walls/ceiling/doors
-New blinds
-New flooring (carpets and/or tile)
-New door knobs, new cabinets, sinks
-Gut out all bathrooms, new toilets, showers, countertops

Although he SHOULD do those things, he won't.

 

[Chernabog3000]

So let me get this straight,

A reeecession is is only when people stop making large purchases, like you know, no one is gonna go out and buy a new Cadillac but they will frivolously throw money at a wash up streamer and Phil won't go spending tons of money on expensive gout pills, but he will continue to buy jpegs. Because the transactions are micro and he already does them.

I love Phil's view of the world, it's just so fucking alien.

For me it's the "people choose to stay home an donate to streamers" line.

Let's give Phil the benefit of the doubt. And that its true. That normal human beings right now would rather plop their family down in front of a guy like Phil instead of going out to the movies with them and throw em a 5 dollar tip for the entertainment.

Why the fuck would they choose Phil lol? Let's entertain the notion that those people do exist. What the fuck normal non dented non hate watcher is gonna spend their night watching Phil? Especially in place of a fucking family movie or date night. It'll never be Phil.


It's so bizarre it makes me wonder if it's a cope for his relationship with khet. Like it's normal for a married couple to spend their free time watching some random streamer play the same games the Burnell household relies on.

 

[Somecatchyname]

I actually can't wait for the Midnight Suns Marvel game. It's like Xcom and that was one of the most salty this is how you don't plays. Phil doesn't like strategy games but since it's Marvel I imagine he will try to use it to get some money out of the dents.

 

[Dona Morte]

It is incredible he considers not being able to pay around 1K for an emergency normal.
There are two plumbers that will provide a free estimate.
Renton has hard ass water.
My guess? Clog in the hose.
Also Dave, try running a vinegar cycle you pleb.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

SunnyV2 just released a top 10 shitty youtubers and surprise surprise Dave is number four between EDP and some robolox cunt who would send fake death threats and destroy peoples house or some shit. Get ready for a FUNCHILLPAHSITIVEDRAMAFREE level one pahdcast tomorrow!!!1!1!!1