Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 66 14.0%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 6 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 115 24.3%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 85 18.0%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 201 42.5%

  • Total voters
    473
LB is the meme of the outsider that joins a group, asserts control over the group, pulls manipulative crap on anyone who doesn't accede to that control ejecting anyone who no longer conforms to her rules for her group.
That's called an SJW and yes they are loathed both inside and outside the group. The only time they're allowed to get cancerous is when they're tolerated and not mocked and ostracized.
 
All she had to do was a statement like

"With Nick's twitter gone I had trouble getting in touch with him"

or

"I didn't want to make a public statement because I wasn't sure I would complicate Nick's appeals."

or

"Youtube scared the shit out of me and I didn't want to get splattered with the shit hitting the fan over in Nick's neck of the woods."

She could have segwayed any of those into a sympathetic response with even a modicum of tact and wordplay. But she didn't have the skill required to do even that.

And she's supposed to be a lawyer. A professional that bullshits professionally, for a living.
"I don't know the specifics of the ban yet but I consider Nick Rekieta a friend and colleague and at this point in time he has my full and unreserved support. If Nick screwed up I will most certainly call him out for it but for now he's innocent until proven guilty."

It really isn't that hard
 
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She wants that counter-culture cash and attention from supporting Rittenhouse, Depp, Manson, but she is clearly uncomfortable with those un-pc opinions, which is why she has the on air personality of a starfish. That's why her YouTube tanked, because she's a fraud.
She's trying to get the rw/center left wine mom/true crime demo. I also suspect her husband is an officer in the military so she has to be mild if he wants promoted. She has a griftiable niche, but her shit personality won't let her just make a clean break and leave for greener pastures with her own fans.
 
What kind of unGodly deity does Rekieta sacrifice babies to in order to be blessed with all these wonderfully crazy spergs. It's truly an unending bounty of, not just stupid, but entertaining stupid.

It can't be just plain dumb luck, it has to be black magic

She's trying to get the rw/center left wine mom/true crime demo

Too bad Emily D. Baker already has a ninja chokehold on that.

And she absolutely kills it. She is everything blondie isn't.
 
How come every furry faggot like Monte all have some weird backwards "boy you sure got a perty mouth" accent. Even Kero has some dumb ass accent.
 
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Yeah wait a fucking second. Why didn't Hoeg and LB think of this first. Before I see any facts I will presume his innocence as a matter of basic logic and legal ethics.
LB made the fatal mistake of taking the same approach she uses during trials - "let's start out from a neutral position and then make sure we get all of the facts before we have an opinion about this" - instead of just sticking up for her community.
 
LB made the fatal mistake of taking the same approach she uses during trials - "let's start out from a neutral position and then make sure we get all of the facts before we have an opinion about this" - instead of just sticking up for her community.
The fatal mistake was doing that when it was clear there was a beef between the three. Afaik Nick and LB have not been on any shows together since the DUIGuy stuff blew up. I am not the most regular follower of the non-Groubert Hunley shows but i have seen a few with legal bytes and a few with Nick but never both like before. The fact this current blowup wasn't resolved quickly just confirmed the original one was worse than people thought and it allowed everyone to pile on.
 
What kind of unGodly deity does Rekieta sacrifice babies to in order to be blessed with all these wonderfully crazy spergs. It's truly an unending bounty of, not just stupid, but entertaining stupid.
I know we all like to shit on him for his borderline cow behavior but there's something about the precise way he rides the fine line between being laughed at and being laughed with. He usually plays the fool for laughs but he really doesn't make an effort to stop those who would take it at face value. There's a reason Very Smart People like Duncan the failed Pokemon streamer get it in their head that they can get a cheap dunk on him.
The fatal mistake was doing that when it was clear there was a beef between the three. Afaik Nick and LB have not been on any shows together since the DUIGuy stuff blew up. I am not the most regular follower of the non-Groubert Hunley shows but i have seen a few with legal bytes and a few with Nick but never both like before. The fact this current blowup wasn't resolved quickly just confirmed the original one was worse than people thought and it allowed everyone to pile on.
He clearly lost interest in collaborating with her post-DUI-Guy but seemed content to move on without any further comment beyond his general disavowal of "Lawtube". Drexel was the agitating factor here who ultimately brought it to a head with his callout stream.
 
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The fatal mistake was doing that when it was clear there was a beef between the three. Afaik Nick and LB have not been on any shows together since the DUIGuy stuff blew up.
They really should have just had it out, admitted they're not sympatico, and moved on. And by "they" I mean everyone involved with this who isn't Nick, who is the only one who handled this like a non-retard.
He usually plays the fool for laughs but he really doesn't make an effort to stop those who would take it at face value.
I challenge anyone to try to make Nick mad. And I mean by not utterly wrecking themselves like being a diddler or something and even that might not do it, but you'll still be a diddler. The dude simply does not rise to bait. Unless he feels like it and his reason for doing that is generally not yours for baiting him.
 
Well that would certainly be gay so makes he would do that. Did anyone watch the lb pity party that can provide a tldw on it?
She Amber Heard'ed for about an hour in what was obviously a pre recorded video and attempted to CryBully Andrew and Nick. There was apparently a Power Point presentation as well.

There was also some insulting bullshit about how her husband is in the military and should be beyond criticism for that or whatever.

Her little dog Hoag wasn't there.
 
I challenge anyone to try to make Nick mad. And I mean by not utterly wrecking themselves like being a diddler or something and even that might not do it, but you'll still be a diddler. The dude simply does not rise to bait. Unless he feels like it and his reason for doing that is generally not yours for baiting him.
There's been a few times he's snapped at superchats and superchatters, but I don't quite think that's what you meant. There was that time one of his random idiot guests had started lying to people claiming Nick and him had an attorney / client relationship. Nick was NOT amused at that and once he showed evidence gave the idiot a rather public dressing down.
 
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