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She said she bought it last year for 29 dollars. Shein is garbage-tier clothing, so that tracks.
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This poor fucking dog…
Polissa Snow / CatLadyPolissa / SouthernCatLady1983 / PolissaCampbellArt / Campbells Home for Wayward Cats and Josh Campbell / Wade Parker - E begging munchie Artist, Renaissance Woman, Cat Lady 🖖 and her hot headed husband that collectively killed over 30 animals. One has a 20 year old yeast infection, another shits in bags
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She said she bought it last year for 29 dollars. Shein is garbage-tier clothing, so that tracks.
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This poor fucking dog…
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Did she try toake a star on her... I don't know what that is, purse? Fan?
This is why we need hotdog. Vote hotdog.
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I didn't know it was possible for a fucking Shein polyester slave labor dress to be the least cheap, flimsy and tacky looking thing in an outfit. Polly actually is an artist, she's made me see the world in a new way
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Probably the best thing about this from our artiste is the fact that the costume itself is a generic purchased dragon or dino costume she likely got off Amazon (because lard knows she ain't shoppin' local), and she just cut some sad paper wings and pinned them on.
And those wings she posted online with such pride... don't even match the costume. Any portion. I can understand not wanting to match the fabric color of the body to keep them from blending in and vanishing, but she should've at least attempted to match the color of the ridge.
Instead, she goes with light and dark green on a teal/turquoise costume. The clashing is heinous.
You'd think someone with so much 'talent' would be capable of seeing that this looks like lukewarm asshole.
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Of course she's wearing that fucking LOTR necklace. Of course she is. She is, after all, the definition of basic.
What's that straw thingie with the badly done pentacle on it? A fan or something?
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Hmm, these are all books that you either read in early high school as curriculum or are just popular in general with 14 year olds. I have a sneaking suspicion that was the last time she read anything other than twitter and doordash menus.
Edit to avoid doubleposting: even more retarded takes in her other tweet replies.
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Yeah, I think that big stick it's attached to is for her to hold. Of course, I thought she was freezing. Who needs an ugly fan?
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I'm as much for colonial apologism as the next guy, but The Secret Garden is pretty racist. And it's at the top of her list.
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I personally thought it was a very charming book, but it's been about twenty five/thirty years since I read it. Might have to pick it up again.
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I think allowances have to be made for when something was written and/or set, or very little historical literature would remain. Yes, that story is racist and classist, but it was written over a century ago, and set even earlier. It's a reflection of the attitudes of the time -- and the book even makes an effort to show why some if it is wrong (while allowing the classism, which was still perfectly acceptable at the time of writing). Whether Polissa recognises the bigotry in that story is questionable, but nothing says that someone enjoying the story means they are themselves racist, classist, or sexist.
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Houses are essentially big wooden boxes sitting out in the open, exposed to all weather, as well as gravity, and prey for creatures that want to gnaw their way inside to make their nests, or just eat the wooden bits. So they're entropy generators par excellence.
There is always something around a house that needs to be cleaned, painted, repaired, or have pests removed, and if you don't get around to it, not only does the problem get worse, but it creates new problems. A little bit of peeling paint, left alone, turns into a much larger area of peeling paint, leaving the siding or fascia board exposed to UV light and moisture—so it splits and/or rots. Not cleaning the gutters leads to rainwater backing up under the eaves, which causes them to rot, and can eventually allow rats and squirrels access to the attic. A small water leak, be it in the roof or under a sink, if not repaired, will lead to moisture buildup, which means mold and rot. Failing to do timely small repairs to a house sets off a chain reaction, which leads to having to make much bigger, more expensive repairs—and in an appallingly short time.
When a house sits empty, and especially if the power is off and there's no climate control, it's not only subject to the weather, pests, fungi, and mold from the outside, but from the inside as well. In wet or humid weather, moisture builds up inside, where temperatures can get, and remain, a lot hotter or colder than ambient outside temps. With no climate control or air circulation, the damp remains, and can lead to mold. And with no humans around, rats and mice feel free to gnaw their way inside, nesting in the walls—which means urinating, defecating, and occasionally dying in them.
The trailer has that ceiling fan with droopy blades—that's because they're probably made of the cheapest vinyl, and were left to cook in an un-air conditioned tin can through hot Alabama summers, which softened them and made them droop. The sagging ceiling panel in the kitchen, and the one that's popped off the bathroom wall, probably did so after her aunt moved out, because building materials expand and contract at different rates when subjected to extremes of heat and cold. A couple of nails, five years ago, might have been enough to secure them, but now they've been sagging for who knows how long, are now too warped to lie flat and stay in place, and will have to be replaced.
A vacant house won't fall apart as long as there is somebody showing up periodically to open all the windows, check for leaks and pests, and perform maintenance and repairs. If power is still on, and there's climate control that keeps air circulating and moisture at bay, even better.
She's a deathfat who already complains about how much it hurts her to walk. Those kinds of cloth Mary Janes have been a staple of cheap Chinese footwear for decades; back in the '80s, every broke-ass girl in West Coast cities had a pair of them, or the loafer variation, because they were $3 in Chinatown. At any rate, they offer absolutely no support. Which is fine if you haven't fucked your feet up by consuming an intensely inflammatory diet while forcing them to carry 100+ pounds more than they evolved to. But they're one of the worst choices Polissa could make if she wants to weeble around in relative comfort.
More importantly tho, if she had the money to spend at Walmart, Hobby Lobby, and Shein to put this outfit together, why didn't she put it toward her peel-and-stick tile fund instead?
(She claims to have had the dress for a year or so, so I'll cut her some slack on that, but as a crafty bitch I'm looking at all the materials and supplies she obviously bought specifically for this project, as well as Dobby's costume, and shaking my head.)
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That’s just the thing, she’s been asking for money for so long, it’s kind of a glaring slight to show “extras” on the same account she does her e begging on.
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OT as hell, but I fucking hate that stupid Arwen necklace. An invention of the movies which only exists to mindlessly replace the perfectly acceptable Elessar of the books. All so PJ could cut Glorfindel, Elladan, Elrohir, Halbarad, and the Dunedain out of the story. And also to allow Redditors to buy shitty chromium Alibaba clones of the stupid thing to impress their fat “nerdy” gfs. There’s a reason all that shit with Arwen is in the RotK appendix.
Owls Owls Owls
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But she can theoretically receive thousands of dollars from randos and it isn't income? Oh, Polly. You're dumb. It's a good thing you'll never get that $3K anyway.
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What a day! We finally got the outfit reveal, I've never been so excited to see how awful an outfit looks on someone. Also, I really hope she isn't bringing Dobby to the fair, he's gonna hate it 
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Makes me sad as I love Flowers For Algernon and still re-read it from time to time, but I'm also certain I've read a lot more adult-level books since high school than Pissa has...
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#freedobby
You omitted the actual tweet, though--
This is Kraznys mo Nakloz
I don't know shit about GOT but I'm assuming she just quoted a slave trading character. Brilliant!
I have a ghost story myself!
Also Biden is OK atm because she got more guv bucks. COLA are standard with government programs, however, plus we know that she'll want even more and complain about what she got come January.
Reminder that Polly has fallen for Cash App scam bots at least once. She also mostly gets spam bots in her replies.
I have such a soft spot for Flowers for Algernon too. Pissa's tweets are less literate than Charly at his stupidest now that I think about it. Even as a tard I could at least make out what he was saying.
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Unfortunately, I am a GOT fan. This particular slave trader was the owner of The Unsullied army which Daenerys wanted to buy from him. He tried to trick her and steal one of her dragons (Drogon) but as he's holding the chained dragon, she reveals she spoke his language the whole time and knew what he was doing. He's turned into a crispy critter when she orders Drogon to set him on fire.
Ah, back when the show was good. I guess Poorlissa is making a teal and green gnarly looking Dobby a stand in for Drogon.
Ah, back when the show was good. I guess Poorlissa is making a teal and green gnarly looking Dobby a stand in for Drogon.
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I've been telling my boyfriend about Polissa, as is tradition, and he's proposed the following god tier conspiracy that left me crying with laughter. After showing him this post (if you're lazy, it's the headband where she swears she'll "hex any official who causes nuclear war") "Putin's so scared of Polissa hexing him, he's had her shadow banned so she can't move to her shitbox that she'll have to pay whatever for. That's why we haven't had nuclear war, he's terrified of this fat, awful woman from Alabama who will hex him if he doesn't let her 'transform' into whatever that thing this."