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Is Scratchin Melodii the next big internet classic?


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One of the newer A3 songs is a banger. Great chart too, pretty easy for a 14:


They're not too bad to work on. Dummies spill drinks on the pads and it gets all in the arrows, but those can be removed and clean, and they're built in a way so that pouring a soda directly on them won't come close to any of the electronics inside. Sensors get worn out over time, but any arcade should have at least a dozen replacements ready to go. DDRs are just not so desirable if they don't get played much because they're gigantic, loud, and a huge pain in the ass to move around, even by arcade standards.

I think a lot of the old machines are either rotting in warehouses, or were scooped up by private owners.
That's fair. Most of the places left around here were nickel arcades which are 90% redemption games and movie theaters which had maybe a half dozen machines in a small room. I recall DDR machines were also pretty pricey, so it probably wasn't worth keeping them if they weren't getting a return on their investment. I think the Dave & Busters nearby had a PIU machine but I haven't been there since covid.
 
That said, does anyone know anything good as far as mobile goes? For straight rhythm games without too much gacha or other bullshit I've found VOEZ, Cytus II, and Arcaea to be decent enough.
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Just make sure your phone is part of their "accepted" list, otherwise it won't load at all. I have a Moto z3 and the game refuses to boot on it.
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There's also this, which you'd need a stand to hold the phone in order to properly play this since your fingers will be moving all over the place. Some of the songs are kick-ass.
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Chris whines about the current "state" of DDR in the US. o4ma/BROSONI (top JP player from before) asks hey uh aren't ya gonna address the thing about your illegal private cab. Entitled assholes start making horrendous takes.

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Might sperge my thoughts later.
 
Chris whines about the current "state" of DDR in the US. o4ma/BROSONI (top JP player from before) asks hey uh aren't ya gonna address the thing about your illegal private cab. Entitled assholes start making horrendous takes.

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Might sperge my thoughts later.

Pretty sure that anyone could beat Chris at DDR. It's just that people have better things to do than stomping and sliding their feet across a metal square for days on end.

Not everyone is spoiled and spergy enough to spend days playing DDR, come on.

Simping for someone is bad enough, but when it comes to e-celebs, thots or "pro" players the most pathetic and annoying motherfuckers show up.
 
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Chris whines about the current "state" of DDR in the US. o4ma/BROSONI (top JP player from before) asks hey uh aren't ya gonna address the thing about your illegal private cab. Entitled assholes start making horrendous takes.

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I didn’t know about last month’s unlock event and now I’m locked out of that too. That’s 17 songs total I can’t play.
Hahahahahaha, what a spoiled motherfucker. Oh no, you can't play a few songs!!!!! I have never heard such a tragedy before in my whole life, surely the end of the world is here. It's too bad StepMania literally doesn't exist because it doesn't let you splatter your faggot records across arcade machines worldwide.
 
I've spent many years on the periphery of the Bemani scene and I'm a little surprised to hear people down on Chris about the cab thing. The non-Asian Bemani scene spent the whole of the 2010s cracking arcade releases and playing them on their PC and if you've been around long enough you might remember that DDR Extreme basically only existed as bootlegs outside of Japan. Chris's complaints of Konami's neglect are true. Even once modern games started showing up in Round1, players in the US were locked out of various features and as far as I know the US is still the only region that hasn't gotten DDR A3.

I get why the Japanese scene is skeptical of it, but I don't know why anyone else would care. I'm not entirely clear if his cab is allowing him to play without paying - it sounds like he's VPNing to a legit network so he's probably paying for his credits somehow, instead of using a cracked version of the game. If that's the case the "illegal" issue of this seems petty and I'm more sympathetic to the locals who will never top the regional scoreboards.

I don't know if there are other things about him that feed into this (his screaming self congratulations in his videos can be annoying) but he just seems to be a high-achieving rhythm game obsessive which is kind of fine relative to the rest of the community. And it's cool to see people push the boundaries of what is possible.

Also, "I could be as good as he is but I have a life" is pure cope.
 
as far as I know the US is still the only region that hasn't gotten DDR A3.
Haven't been to a Round 1 in a long while but I just checked the arcade locator on Zenius-I-Vanisher and apparently the only one near me actually has an A3 machine with "20th anniversary model" in parenthases. They also have an A20 Plus machine.

So I guess the US is catching up thanks to Round 1, but regarding everything being unlocked, I wouldn't know.
 
Haven't been to a Round 1 in a long while but I just checked the arcade locator on Zenius-I-Vanisher and apparently the only one near me actually has an A3 machine with "20th anniversary model" in parenthases. They also have an A20 Plus machine.

So I guess the US is catching up thanks to Round 1, but regarding everything being unlocked, I wouldn't know.
All gold DDR cabinets in the USA are on A3, all non-golds are on A20 Plus (aside from Hawaii). There aren't nearly as many gold cabs as there are standard ones.

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I've spent many years on the periphery of the Bemani scene and I'm a little surprised to hear people down on Chris about the cab thing. The non-Asian Bemani scene spent the whole of the 2010s cracking arcade releases and playing them on their PC and if you've been around long enough you might remember that DDR Extreme basically only existed as bootlegs outside of Japan. Chris's complaints of Konami's neglect are true. Even once modern games started showing up in Round1, players in the US were locked out of various features and as far as I know the US is still the only region that hasn't gotten DDR A3.

I get why the Japanese scene is skeptical of it, but I don't know why anyone else would care. I'm not entirely clear if his cab is allowing him to play without paying - it sounds like he's VPNing to a legit network so he's probably paying for his credits somehow, instead of using a cracked version of the game. If that's the case the "illegal" issue of this seems petty and I'm more sympathetic to the locals who will never top the regional scoreboards.

I don't know if there are other things about him that feed into this (his screaming self congratulations in his videos can be annoying) but he just seems to be a high-achieving rhythm game obsessive which is kind of fine relative to the rest of the community. And it's cool to see people push the boundaries of what is possible.

Also, "I could be as good as he is but I have a life" is pure cope.

The thing is, Chris's complaints are full of whining. Of course Konami is going to be hesitant in releasing ddr to the rest of the world when it can barely stay afloat in Japan. Arcades in there are going extinct and the least of their problems is to give US players that tohou song that barely anyone plays.

Also, it's not about "I could be as good as Chris", it's "anyone can be as good as Chris". Unlike real sports, videogame sports are the most accessible ways spergs can do something in life without having any sort of talent. This is specially true for foot rhythm games since the standards have been considerably lowered over the years (you could get disqualified in Pump tournaments if you grabbed the bar, the finals were always no bar-double).

All gold DDR cabinets in the USA are on A3, all non-golds are on A20 Plus (aside from Hawaii). There aren't nearly as many gold cabs as there are standard ones.

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Unless there's some licensing bullshit that Konami is not disclosing there is no reason why white cabs can't be updated to A3. They are just pc's running Windows XP, I think with just a hard drive swap or update it could be done.

Anyway played Dance A Round today. Felt like a spastic dumbass and wanted to go back to Dancerush (the round 1 near me replaced Dancerush with Sperging A Round, I hate it).
 
I finally made a trip up to Round 1 today and had a pretty good time. I'm super rusty with most games but I discovered a lot of their shit is part of their "timed play" so you can play unlimited for like an hour certain times of the day.
I was pretty happy most of my cards worked, Aime/eAmusement/Nesica etc from when I was in Japan, although not all of their cabinets had network functions working at the moment.

As far as stuff I'd never tried goes, I think I might want to get into Chunithm and WACCA. I also tried that one with Nene from Hololive. I felt like a flailing dumbass but it was still kinda fun to play her and Marine's songs.

Okay I looked up the name of the game, it's called Tetote Connect apparently. I've never seen or heard of it until today but there's a bunch of weird niche rhythm games I've only seen like once or twice.
 
you could get disqualified in Pump tournaments if you grabbed the bar, the finals were always no bar-double.
how the hell do you hold the bar in doubles anyways? It's pretty much a mandatory for you to move around as if you're actually dancing in doubles mode.

They should just ban bar holding period, doesn't matter what dance game it is. The bar is there to prevent people from falling down, not to use as a crutch to get good scores.
Unless there's some licensing bullshit that Konami is not disclosing there is no reason why white cabs can't be updated to A3. They are just pc's running Windows XP, I think with just a hard drive swap or update it could be done.
>They are just pc's running Windows XP
wat
 
I've spent many years on the periphery of the Bemani scene and I'm a little surprised to hear people down on Chris about the cab thing. The non-Asian Bemani scene spent the whole of the 2010s cracking arcade releases and playing them on their PC and if you've been around long enough you might remember that DDR Extreme basically only existed as bootlegs outside of Japan. Chris's complaints of Konami's neglect are true. Even once modern games started showing up in Round1, players in the US were locked out of various features and as far as I know the US is still the only region that hasn't gotten DDR A3.

I mean, it made sense at the time given official AC versions in America were non-existent between X2 and 2014, and anything after DDR X3/IIDX Lincle required online connectivity to even boot up. Technically, you could probably call the DDR gold cab, Sound Voltex, and beatmania IIDX machines (not counting the special models) at Round1 "bootlegs" in a sense because they aren't supposed to be played outside of Japan (the warning screens still say for use in Japan only); Round1 probably found some loophole to get them legally imported as a Japan-based company, at the cost of being locked out of various features meant for Japan (e.g. PASELI, premium mode stuff)

I get why the Japanese scene is skeptical of it, but I don't know why anyone else would care. I'm not entirely clear if his cab is allowing him to play without paying - it sounds like he's VPNing to a legit network so he's probably paying for his credits somehow, instead of using a cracked version of the game. If that's the case the "illegal" issue of this seems petty and I'm more sympathetic to the locals who will never top the regional scoreboards.

It is a legal version VPNed to an arcade in Indonesia, and someone else besides him owns the cab to begin with.

The things that bothers me is that he lied about it being legit for a long time (going so far to fake arcade ambient noise to hide the fact), and that he is very privileged to live close to a Round1 and other people's personal cabs where this isn't really a problem for him anyway, yet he's whining about "muh access for everyone" while screwing the Indonesian players and telling other people who call him out to shut up.

The "woe is me, the closest machine is too far away for me, konami doesn't care about us uwu" excuse can be applied to any other niche game with niche popularity, or hell even if you live in the countryside in Japan. And like these same people that are like "lol play ITG/SMX" when those are even more harder to find unless you know the right people or are lucky to live near a place that has one? Yet I don't go wow I guess the people who make SMX don't care about players in XYZ area because there's no machines nearby.

I don't agree with Konami's policy of no private cabs, but it's their rules, and he fucked around and got caught.
Hahahahahaha, what a spoiled motherfucker. Oh no, you can't play a few songs!!!!! I have never heard such a tragedy before in my whole life, surely the end of the world is here. It's too bad StepMania literally doesn't exist because it doesn't let you splatter your faggot records across arcade machines worldwide.
The thing is, he was posting other non-DDR stuff during this time on Twitter, and I'm sure he's active on a lot of other related Discords, how he could have not seen the fact that this event was going on for like the past two months? If he really couldn't have access to Round1 or couldn't bother to grind Dance Around/Dance Rush/gold cab, he could've just paid someone to unlock it for him via e-amusement card code swapping or temporarily borrowing his card physically. (Quite a few people did that during the events during the pandemic when all the arcades were shut down in America.) Frankly, he'd probably MFC them all in like a day anyway, so he's just pouting that he can't get his perfect WRs now.

The dedicated controller pre-order exclusive DLC is totally stupid I agree, but that's not specifically a US problem, that's a "everyone outside of Japan" problem. Also it's implied it'll be released for everyone at a later date anyway, so suck it up like the rest of us. You know how balls slow Konami is when it comes to releasing exclusive content to everyone else.

Unless there's some licensing bullshit that Konami is not disclosing there is no reason why white cabs can't be updated to A3. They are just pc's running Windows XP, I think with just a hard drive swap or update it could be done.

It's Windows 7.

I get the feeling it's some new normie popular song licenses that they want to release in sync with the US version release that are being stuck in contract limbo, or the songs they want keep falling through.
 
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You know how balls slow Konami is when it comes to releasing exclusive content to everyone else.
Don't get me started with that, even back in the PS2 days, Konami were bastards with the US console versions of the arcade games, and even then, we didn't get everything. Like we were still getting DDRMAX2 songs that never had a US appearance on an DDRX2 PS2 game.
 
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Don't get me started with that, even back in the PS2 days, Konami were bastards with the US console versions of the arcade games, and even then, we didn't get everything. Like we were still getting DDRMAX2 songs that never had a US appearance on an DDRX2 PS2 game.
>2005
>be Konami Computer Entertainment Europe
>still rubbing hands and cackling over Euromix 2 having literally half the songs of DDRMAX2 despite being based on it, a whopping 67 fewer songs
>the Eurocucks can't just import DDRMAX2 like the Americans because of 50hz power differences
>Americans all have DDR Extreme by now anyway, which has 240 songs, over 3 1/2 times as many as Euromix 2
>oh no, that's not enough, the Americans have created In the Groove so they'll have something new to play, better churn out a new game to placate the Eurocucks
>Dancing Stage Fusion, a version with 19 fewer songs than Euromix 2 that drops everything that was in Euromix 1 & 2
>even the final boss song is just PARANOiA Survivor

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Chris has decided to take a break from Twitter, while still not admitting to what he did and still playing the passive aggressive dindu nuthin wrong victim card. Because of course.

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Chris has decided to take a break from Twitter, while still not admitting to what he did and still playing the passive aggressive dindu nuthin wrong victim card. Because of course.

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Archive your shit please (1, 2, 3, 4)

Apparently there's allegations of him someone else raping someone too.

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I climbed out of the rhythm game hole after Osu! Tatakae! Ouendan 2 on the DS but recently I've been getting back into them thanks to Bullets Per Minute and No Straight Roads. Ouendan is still probably my favourite rhythm game just because of the fun story of saving the world through cheerleading.

I like that it's legacy kind of carried on thanks to OSU but it's not the same without a touchscreen and the interactive story
 
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@Markass the Worst - Thanks, sorry, archive.ph was showing ridiculously long queue lines for no reason for me today. Just realized it probably has something to do with Cloudflare's 1.1.1.1. I'll probably try switching to another DNS service for the time being cause I don't want to have to toggle it every time I want to archive something.

And no, he didn't rape anyone, I guess one of his friends named Syn did, and I guess he didn't call him out publicly because idk why so now some people like HOW DARE YOU SET A BAD EXAMPLE BY WHINING ABOUT A3 BUT NOT RAPISTS. I am not close to anyone involved to confirm any of this or provide any more details.

 
@Markass the Worst - Thanks, sorry, archive.ph was showing ridiculously long queue lines for no reason for me today. Just realized it probably has something to do with Cloudflare's 1.1.1.1. I'll probably try switching to another DNS service for the time being cause I don't want to have to toggle it every time I want to archive something.
IIRC, Archive.ph guy specifically blocked Cloudflare's 1.1.1.1 over some autistic hangup. But I am using 1.1.1.1 at the moment and have been able to archive fine so idk.

And no, he didn't rape anyone, I guess one of his friends named Syn did, and I guess he didn't call him out publicly because idk why so now some people like HOW DARE YOU SET A BAD EXAMPLE BY WHINING ABOUT A3 BUT NOT RAPISTS. I am not close to anyone involved to confirm any of this or provide any more details.
Right, I didn't read it too closely, I corrected my post.

I skimmed the TwitLonger, it sounds like messy relationship issues, and the people involved seem to be in an open relationship/polyamory (with a threesome at one point) so no wonder there's so much drama. But the way it was described in the Twitlonger, calling David/Syn a full blown rapist is too strong, at most he's just an asshole. At the end of the day it's all he said she said stuff and the outrage over Syn is unjustified, especially the part where people are MATI that his friend isn't throwing him under the bus (which is just retarded).
 
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