DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Psychotic reaction nr 2.
DSP upon learning a family is being stalked reacts THUSLY


Psychotic reaction nr 3.
Upon hearing of a medieval torture:


Coffee cucks reaction-
At least they were not skinned alive.
 
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honestly the virtue signaling over phil's "psychotic reactions" doesn't really fill me with the ol Christmas spirit.

maybe I'm just fucked up but it's not unusual for me and a friend of mine to watch vids like Rob's and get a lil giggle.

was one video I saw, was about like, some doctor who was stalking a family, when they caught him he had a journal talking about how he was about to begin his experiments on "the rat people".

was another story about an old man who got lost in the tunnels underneath walmart and died there. the entire concept is a fucking cartoon. why does walmart have a fucking minotaurs labyrinth under there? why was it built to block cellphone reception so he couldn't even call for help? the entire thing was funny as fuck due to the absurdity of it.

iunno, maybe I'm just being a faggot but for all the shitty things phil has done or for the things he can be mocked for, "laughed at a fucked up story" doesn't seem to be the best hill to die on, especially fer people on a place like this?
 
honestly the virtue signaling over phil's "psychotic reactions" doesn't really fill me with the ol Christmas spirit.

maybe I'm just fucked up but it's not unusual for me and a friend of mine to watch vids like Rob's and get a lil giggle.

was one video I saw, was about like, some doctor who was stalking a family, when they caught him he had a journal talking about how he was about to begin his experiments on "the rat people".

was another story about an old man who got lost in the tunnels underneath walmart and died there. the entire concept is a fucking cartoon. why does walmart have a fucking minotaurs labyrinth under there? why was it built to block cellphone reception so he couldn't even call for help? the entire thing was funny as fuck due to the absurdity of it.

iunno, maybe I'm just being a faggot but for all the shitty things phil has done or for the things he can be mocked for, "laughed at a fucked up story" doesn't seem to be the best hill to die on, especially fer people on a place like this?
I'll back you up. I watch they will kill you videos and laugh at them
 
honestly the virtue signaling over phil's "psychotic reactions" doesn't really fill me with the ol Christmas spirit.

maybe I'm just fucked up but it's not unusual for me and a friend of mine to watch vids like Rob's and get a lil giggle.

was one video I saw, was about like, some doctor who was stalking a family, when they caught him he had a journal talking about how he was about to begin his experiments on "the rat people".

was another story about an old man who got lost in the tunnels underneath walmart and died there. the entire concept is a fucking cartoon. why does walmart have a fucking minotaurs labyrinth under there? why was it built to block cellphone reception so he couldn't even call for help? the entire thing was funny as fuck due to the absurdity of it.

iunno, maybe I'm just being a faggot but for all the shitty things phil has done or for the things he can be mocked for, "laughed at a fucked up story" doesn't seem to be the best hill to die on, especially fer people on a place like this?
I found Mr. Hands dying funny, is that the same?
 
How does DSP even know that what he had was brain swelling? Seems like such an obscure thing to somehow self-diagnose,
The fat retard more than likely just had a particularly bad hangover coupled with not drinking enough water.

On another note, how the fuck does he even get brain swelling from just sitting around?
 
So King Dent makes $327 for a full day of streaming. Which isn't much better than if he were to hit his full tips goals on his regular streams. So he basically failed in his attempt to rake in more denthead money with his membership goal streams again.
That reminds me, the complete butchering of member goals is another way that Phil has shot himself in the foot, however it won’t become apparent just yet. The problem is that the only membership goals he can stick to now are react “events” and other “marathon” streams. The Divinity Original Sin 2 scam has put Viewer’s Choice into question because it means that any “boring” Viewer’s Choice playthrough can be ended if OIC whales hard enough and tells Phil to stop playing. Retrospectives, as atrocious as they were, can’t even happen anymore because Phil completely exhausted the possibilities by banning “controversial” videos and spamming this “event” in the past. (However, I would like to see this event happen one more time just so that he has to deal with trolls telling him to watch the WWE Champions Daily Wrap.) The biggest problem is that Phil is completely out of ideas for member goals and will likely continue to alternate between gaming marathons, react “events,” and Viewer’s Choice for the remainder of his streaming days because playing with viewers is a last resort reserved for when the game is as dead as Capcom Fighting Collection.
 
honestly the virtue signaling over phil's "psychotic reactions" doesn't really fill me with the ol Christmas spirit.

maybe I'm just fucked up but it's not unusual for me and a friend of mine to watch vids like Rob's and get a lil giggle.

was one video I saw, was about like, some doctor who was stalking a family, when they caught him he had a journal talking about how he was about to begin his experiments on "the rat people".

was another story about an old man who got lost in the tunnels underneath walmart and died there. the entire concept is a fucking cartoon. why does walmart have a fucking minotaurs labyrinth under there? why was it built to block cellphone reception so he couldn't even call for help? the entire thing was funny as fuck due to the absurdity of it.

iunno, maybe I'm just being a faggot but for all the shitty things phil has done or for the things he can be mocked for, "laughed at a fucked up story" doesn't seem to be the best hill to die on, especially fer people on a place like this?
Difference is Phil attempts to put on the persona as a guy who isn't fucked up.
 
Difference is Phil attempts to put on the persona as a guy who isn't fucked up.
i'd argue if you can't find humor in someones 87 year old grandpa accidentally getting trapped in the secret walmart minotaur maze, wandering it for days, unable to call for help because of the magical field blocking cellphone reception until he eventually dies and an employee immediately finds him, then you're the one fucked up, honestly?
 
i'd argue if you can't find humor in someones 87 year old grandpa accidentally getting trapped in the secret walmart minotaur maze, wandering it for days, unable to call for help because of the magical field blocking cellphone reception until he eventually dies and an employee immediately finds him, then you're the one fucked up, honestly?

This is what DSP actually believes Walmart is except instead of a minotaur it's a black guy
 
i'd argue if you can't find humor in someones 87 year old grandpa accidentally getting trapped in the secret walmart minotaur maze, wandering it for days, unable to call for help because of the magical field blocking cellphone reception until he eventually dies and an employee immediately finds him, then you're the one fucked up, honestly?
I'd find it fucking hilarious, but you're talking to someone who make an Ogryn named George Floyd in the Darktide beta. Normal people would say it is horrible or whatever.
 
idk Vault Boy is almost incomprehensible at this point, it’s like some neo-Dadaist detractor content edited by an AI.
At least Vault Boy sticks with just clipping DSP with no commentary. Every time Doody talks it's like listening to a special ed kid. Just makes the most obvious points possible and says the word "pimp" about 30 times a video.
 
Is it somehow worse than the last time he did Rob Gavagan? The sad part is that these aren’t even his worst reacts. Keemstar, Rambo/Howard, and the FFVII house are even more insufferable.
Damn I forgot he even did that reackt. I remember when he got to the part of the video where peepol started making fun of the crazy bitch online and he started defending her as if she was completely innocent. I guess he could sympathize with her given that they're both dented cult leaders and they both don't bathe regularly :story:
 
Psychotic reaction nr 2.
DSP upon learning a family is being stalked reacts THUSLY
I'm gonna be a huge moral-fag for once and say that there's something really distasteful about making a Halloween event out of and rating the sickening fate of real people on a scale.

I've watched True Crime stuff before too, but I don't usually act as if the fate of these people exists purely for my own entertainment and show such a callous disregard as Dave. His reactions seems exactly the same as someone might react to a fictional spooky story. It's probably especially impactful because the disregard is coming from such a 'comfortable' person, who would be rattled by 1% intensity of what happened to these people.
 
I'm gonna be a huge moral-fag for once and say that there's something really distasteful about making a Halloween event out of and rating the sickening fate of real people on a scale.

I've watched True Crime stuff before too, but I don't usually act as if the fate of these people exists purely for my own entertainment and show such a callous disregard as Dave. His reactions seems exactly the same as someone might react to a fictional spooky story. It's probably especially impactful because the disregard is coming from such a 'comfortable' person, who would be rattled by 1% intensity of what happened to these people.
I'm sure he could've picked far less morbid videos while still on the Rob Gavagan channel too. If you go by what Phil says it's Rob himself recommending certain videos, so naturally he's gonna choose the ones that he feels are the most shocking. It's also Slayer's fault for suggesting this channel and this type of content to begin with, he really is just a slightly more advanced Derich. Could've gone with a theme of only ghost stories/paranormal shit but no, let's turn true crime into a "silly" Halloween event.
 
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