DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Fascist Frederick]

Phil Math:
$300 - $150 charge backs = $150 - $150 charge backs = $0 + he really needs your support

 

[Lord_Point]

Just wanted to share some of the robust, dent-style gameplay from today.
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"he insta-keeeeledd me!"

In 30 seconds Drunk Dave:
Runs into landmine.
Runs into bear trap.
Shot in face.
Pistol whipped.
THEN instakilled by wall hacker zombie man.

Wallhaker McZombie is so OP his attack travels back in time and forces you to play like you are day drunk to set up his cheap instakill.

 

[Telemeter]

Did anyone tell Phill about the PayPal $2,500 fine thing? I know it's been walked back and even if it was true they probably wouldn't bother with someone like DSP, but i just want to hear him rant about it.

 

[Anime Waifu NFT collector]

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I can't stand how he tweets.

 

[Telemeter]

Thanks everyone at KF for the great conversation today! Could only do a few posts instead of a lot but we had a great time. Join me tomorrow for more awesome posts of lolcow hilarity! This is my LAST post of today so I hope you rate it! And if you like my posts please SUPPORT and thanks!!!

I can't stand how he tweets.

I don't know, I kindda like his beg tweets sound like single middle-aged HR lady's email trying to get people to stay late at the office for her corporate yoga session no one cares about because they have families to go home to.

 

[LiquidCancer]

Wait a minute
Lara Kane1990
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THE BITCH YOU BANNED FOR THE CRIME OF BEING KATS FRIEND??
Oh Darksy... You are one sick puppy

But what happened when you looked 'her' up Phil? What did you see?
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It's a buncha wrestling shit. Get trolled perv.

Thank you for figuring that out. It was really bugging me what the hell "Lara Kane1990" was but I didn't know the superchat lore. I wonder if it really was someone Kat used to work with and Dark is just so insane he banned them anyway.

 

[Iron Hamster]

I think it's funny he didn't know if it was a friend or not and he had to look it up.

 

[Piece of Peace]

I'm curious what he would have done if it actually was Kat's friend. Would he have to give her a prestream presentation about his 14 year history as a content creator and explain why he needed to ban her to protect his family?

 

[Iron Hamster]

I'm curious what he would have done if it actually was Kat's friend. Would he have to give her a prestream presentation about his 14 year history as a content creator and explain why he needed to ban her to protect his family?

It would have been unnecessary so - yes. lol

 

[PetiteDragon43]

Kat having a life outside of Phil is hilarious to me. He loves pretending like they do stuff that he keeps private. But we know he's such a neurotic, control freak that there isn't a single thing she does that he doesn't know about. And thus, he tells everyone on his stream everything they do.

 

[00R-Gundam]

I'm curious what he would have done if it actually was Kat's friend. Would he have to give her a prestream presentation about his 14 year history as a content creator and explain why he needed to ban her to protect his family?

Imagine a timeline when you befriend dsp(hopefully you didn't cause you killed yourself) and before becoming friends he shows you a presentation in what in-store for you if you become his friend and what to do and how to tip at the end.

 

[Corpun]

I had a dream a couple days ago I was in southern Italy for some reason and ran into Phil. We witnessed some mobsters executing some people and Phil was like "What the fuck dood I need to get out of here. Take me on your flight." He then just kept following me around while waddling like a penguin. It was fucking trippy to experience.

Kill yourself you fucking retard.

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Jaxx's parents should have used a condom. This dent will never be redeemed.

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dsp: DONT ASK QUESTIONS ABOUT MY PRIVATE LIFE
also dsp: MY MOM FARTS FROM MILK LOL

I guess we know where Phil gets his scat fetish from then.

Do we even need to bring up his continued hate-boner for Troy Baker? HypocriteSydePhil strikes again. Admittedly, voice acting is pretty shitty if you're not in the union. They still pay a lump sum and you often have to fight for royalties. But again, if you're VA royalty, you generally don't have that problem.

TL;DR version: Phil pulling shit out of his ass again and acting like he knows.

What even is the cause of his hatred of Baker? Is it just greed and envy?

Doody just can't NOT be a fucking retard, can he?


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I'm convinced doody is a secret dent and does this shit to detract from detractors.

Dark's YouTube search history.
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Has he mentioned the SunnyV2 video yet in a rant or will some troll waste money on him to get him to speak about it?

 

[Telemeter]

Is there somewhere online where the tips are getting tracked?

 

[PenskeMaterial]

Imagine a timeline when you befriend dsp(hopefully you didn't cause you killed yourself) and before becoming friends he shows you a presentation in what in-store for you if you become his friend and what to do and how to tip at the end.

Back when he talked about getting a job(lol) he said he'd have to give potential employees the equivalent of a 'back in 2010 I was fired from my helicopter jahb' and tell them all about 'da trollz' to explain when they'll have to cope with if they hire him.

Now imagine you're trying to befriend him and you get to hear all about the last 14 years of his life.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

I think it's funny he didn't know if it was a friend or not and he had to look it up.

What’s funny is that he obviously didn’t even ask khet about it, he just ran to youtube instead. But he still wants us to believe they have a mature adult robust relationship. I guess it’s totally normal for 2 adults who pretend to be married and live in the same house to never talk to each other

 

[Iron Hamster]

Is there somewhere online where the tips are getting tracked?

DSP Tips Tracker

The DEETS Date,Month,Debit,Credit,Payee,Category,Notes,Expenses Summary 05-01-20,2020-05,$54.99,Apple iTunes,Microtransaction,$49.99 + WA sales tax (10.0%), note that Sales tax increased to 10.1% in 2021,Month,Category,SUM of Debit 05-01-20,2020-05,$49.14,Apple iTunes,Microtransaction,2020-05,[n...

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Back when he talked about getting a job(lol) he said he'd have to give potential employees the equivalent of a 'back in 2010 I was fired from my helicopter jahb' and tell them all about 'da trollz' to explain when they'll have to cope with if they hire him.Now imagine you're trying to befriend him and you get to hear all about the last 14 years of his life.

Again ignoring the fact that no one would even know who the employer is without him opening his mouth. It's a lame ass excuse to not get a real job.

 

[PetiteDragon43]

Imagine a timeline when you befriend dsp(hopefully you didn't cause you killed yourself) and before becoming friends he shows you a presentation in what in-store for you if you become his friend and what to do and how to tip at the end.

That's what Wings did to his wife. And she still wasn't prepared.

 

[Paladin Derich]

Kat having a life outside of Phil is hilarious to me. He loves pretending like they do stuff that he keeps private. But we know he's such a neurotic, control freak that there isn't a single thing she does that he doesn't know about. And thus, he tells everyone on his stream everything they do.

My favorite was when Kat bought a PS4 Pro with her Fred Meyer money, and phil could do nothing but stand there and stare like a cuck, and then beg that evening.

 

[JefOliveira90]

Did anyone tell Phill about the PayPal $2,500 fine thing? I know it's been walked back and even if it was true they probably wouldn't bother with someone like DSP, but i just want to hear him rant about it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPVwMy5Qvks&t=4769s

 

[Telemeter]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPVwMy5Qvks&t=4769s

Thanks

DSP Tips Tracker

The DEETS Date,Month,Debit,Credit,Payee,Category,Notes,Expenses Summary 05-01-20,2020-05,$54.99,Apple iTunes,Microtransaction,$49.99 + WA sales tax (10.0%), note that Sales tax increased to 10.1% in 2021,Month,Category,SUM of Debit 05-01-20,2020-05,$49.14,Apple iTunes,Microtransaction,2020-05,[n...

docs.google.com

Thanks