Which lolcow would you want to see a redemption arc for?

[Mysterious Autist XX]

FlamencoTV just to see the Gunt and his former Commentary Community "Friends" seethe. Impossible given that he is almost certainly a nonce but still.

Alternatively Destiny since the Keffals situation has proven he can do proper research into something when he wants to or Jazz Jennings to see trannies seethe and implode.

 

[POWER IN MISERY]

the best ending for the JustinRPG is for him to get his animal biology degree and be a dutiful, caring, non-diddling vet.

 

[stupid orc]

I want PPP to go back to making good content, but thats not going to happen so tomlinson. if he got a redemption arc and became a normal person who could just let it go it would honestly make me feel good.

 

[Big Green]

There would be something satisfying about it if Ashley Isaacs started gaining weight and turning back into a human.

 

[R00T]

pretty much any cow with kids in the picture. being a smallie is already tough enough i couldn't imagine having to do it when your parents are constantly online starting fights or screaming at people.

would've been cool to see rohanan get back into dancing when she... y'know... still had legs.

 

[TheNazgulKing]

I pray that every Kiwi and every Lolcow on this board repent of their sins and amend their lives, myself included.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

I've been wondering lately what Andrew Dobson has been up to ever since he vanished from the Internet. He's one where you can claim Schrödinger's redemption arc is in effect.

imagine if Dobson was quietly working on building his art skill from scratch and hitting the gyms, suddenly he appears with crazy good animations and he looks fucking rip. It would break the internet.

But alas, he is most likely trooning out and posting shit takes under a different pen name like everyone on his thread believes.

 

[AgendaPoster]

I would pick one who has juicy as of yet unknown dirt on one or more of the others, and letting those fun new facts fly being part of the redemption arc. So, Pantsu against Ralph or Bobposting against Keffals or maybe one of those second tier incels from Texas Tech against ILJ.

bobposting can only be redeemed in jail/psychiatric ward

 

[Magic Sun Daddy]

Most people in Deathfats. Funny as it is to see idiots eating themselves to death while making excuses for themselves, it warms my bitter cynical heart to see them muster enough willpower to try and better themselves.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

It’s an old one, but Candace Owens.

Even if she did make a doxing site that targeted minors online because they made shitposts online about her and her friend, she seems to really want to calm down and actually make a difference in her own life and community with wanting to make decent changes in how we view society.

Plus, I heard her recent documentary going against BLM was pretty good:

 

[TogaTogaToga2000]

Amazing Atheist. That would be great. Based, red-pilled TJ on Youtube kicking ass and taking names.

 

[Coelacanth]

All I want is for Linkara to finally realise Oney and all his friends don't mean any harm when they make jokes about him in their videos and joins in with Doug and the funnee boys at having a good laugh at themselves. It will never happen of course, but I can dream.

 

[CowPox]

Spoony, *gets pelted with rotten fruit

 

[Stabmaster Arson II]

All of them.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Jazz Jennings and Desmond both deserve to go Gypsy Rose on their horrible families. Would love to see that happen, perhaps they'd have a chance at normal lives when they get out of prison (or at least as normal as you can be after your mom had your dick chopped off).

I would also love to see Heather drop Zinnia Jones & get her boys somewhere safer, where they aren't being monitored by a creepy groomer.

This is what I'd enjoy most. Not a lolcow redemption, but a lolcow's slaves escaping and thriving.

(Counting the groomed-child lolcows as the victims of their parents.)

 

[Mr. Manchester]

I wish nothing but the best for Cobra, it would be nice to see him get off the sauce and have someone who would give him a little job while knowing the internet will act retarded and ignore them.

 

[Fools Idol]

Chris is far too gone at this point but the weirdest thing is that for him is his last few chances for redemption have all come in the last year or so. There was that autistic girl tied to Janke who wanted to fuck Chris. She could have fixed (as best anyone could) him with the power of getting laid. Then there's Josh, he got Chris set up with a stable income and maybe started him down the road of self reliance. Finally we have prison, Chris could spend his time behind bars getting help, staring down his demons and getting jacked. But Chris chose the bad end and that's the funniest thing about Chris's story. I know his autism, his childhood and his gullible nature made sure he was never going to be normal but Chris genuinely went out of his way to ensure that he would be remembered as that complete retard who fucked his mother.

 

[Apochrypha]

It’s an old one, but Candace Owens.

Even if she did make a doxing site that targeted minors online because they made shitposts online about her and her friend, she seems to really want to calm down and actually make a difference in her own life and community with wanting to make decent changes in how we view society.

Plus, I heard her recent documentary going against BLM was pretty good:

I would agree with you, but ever since I watched her screech at Blaire White on The Rubin Report I can't get it out of my head that she really has no place acting as a mouthpiece for the Right and is just too immature to hold a practical debate. I have my gripes and grievances with Blaire White but at least she's concise and to the point and doesn't play the victim, unlike Owens. Sure she's calmed down a little but nobody will ever forget how she acted in the past.

 

[tehpope]

I'm not sure if he counts or if he's like an orbitcow since the thread he's in, is more focused on his pear faced wife but Idubbbz.

When I see his recent pictures in Anisa's thread, he becomes even more of a husk, emotionally and mentally drained by a BPD vampire.
He really needs to put his foot down and start acting like a man.

Personally, I feel If he just left Commiefornia, he'd heal but then again, if anybody that lives in California, should leave it because as soon as you leave that shithole you begin to heal from it.

Don't they live in Seattle now? Or did they move back to CA?

 

[misterduckford]

Eugenia. That girl is so sick and makes me sad. She's an idiot, but that's fixable, as long as you don't die first.