$ "Unethical" pro-tips - Taxes, gibs, etc.

[NoReturn]

I'm tired of playing by the rules! I want to be like the rich guys!

 

[jertzog]

Insider trading. Do it just once and you'll look like you got lucky.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

Obviously I'm sure everyone here knows how profitable slinging heroin can be, but did you know that if you do it on a playground you can not only increase your profits, but develop a long term customer base at the same time? I learned that trick from an old buddy of mine, everyone called him Spider. Good guy, walked with a limp.

More seriously, I think the problem is to be effectively unethical nowadays you need a lot of money to start, otherwise the stuff you can do is either really petty and sad, or really really disgusting to the point that I don't think most normal people could do it. There's just no good opportunities for your casually unscrupulous hoodlum anymore.

 

[a terminal posture]

If you own index funds (ETF's) in a taxable account you can capital loss harvest by selling your shares and buying a different but virtually identical index fund from another company e.g. selling SPY and buying VOO.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

Run a crypto exit scam and then when you take the cash and run, head to some third world shit hole and fake your death.

 

[Flatline]

Insider trading. Do it just once and you'll look like you got lucky.

Do it twice and you go to jail.

 

[Chongqing]

According to the Left, profiting off of someone's labor is unethical.

So I guess open a food cart with some random kid running it and get plugged into the delivery apps? Just sell hotdogs and bags of chips, cans of soda. Be open on holidays. Pay less than $20 per hour. Don't allow a tip jar.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Do it twice and you go to jail.

Unless you're in Congress.

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

Do it twice and you go to jail.

Do it three times and you'll get elected to Congress.

 

[Apochrypha]

Start smuggling. I knew a couple of guys who made a pretty buck off selling their goods in the South where the devil's lettuce was illegal. Even some of the best weed was cheap on the West Coast, so they made a pretty penny down there. You just have to be careful and know where to go and what you're doing. Long drive but the money was worth it in the end.

 

[Kendall Motor Oil]

Lie on your resume. Everyone does it. There are a ton of incompetent people in positions they were never qualified for in computer tech because they lied on their resume. I haven't met a single "professional" that actually understand Kubernetes outside of pulling down Helm charts but they all have Kubernetes prominently displayed on their LinkedIn and resume. Many of these people read an O'reilly book and repeat what's in it but are too stupid to implement the concepts in their new job based on each situation. This is why you have teams adhering to daily standup meetings despite them being unnecessary. LIE. The pajeets are. The tech bros who couldn't give less of a shit about computer tech are. They are all taking your potential jobs and are less competent. LIE.

Pro Tip: If you want to work in the computer tech industry, create an LLC now. If you lose your job, you can lie and say you were contracting using your LLC. You can fashion contractor invoices or 1099s. Even better, have a friend pretend to subcontract you. It is more difficult for background check companies to prove you are lying. They will not ask for internal documents. You will be treated like a leper if you have an employment gap. The industry uses 3rd party hiring consultants who tell these companies that everything is a red flag.

 

[urr13 account]

Lie on your resume.

To expand on this point - no one ever checks or verifies two-year certificate or diploma programs so you can throw any of those on your resume to customize it to a certain job. Just say you took 'Business Admin' or whatever.

For degrees there's a slight risk they could ask for proof, but even then its rare unless the job requires the degree. Like you cant lie and say you have a psychology degree and just become a psychologist tomorrow, they're gonna check that. But you can lie about general ones (communications, etc.) just to fluff up your resume a lot of the time in the event they ask for proof just ghost them.

Also it's easy to get a separate phone number or even a professional 1-800 number, you can make a company website using WordPress and just lie and say you worked for a start-up and basically invent a really relevant and great looking work experience at a company you made up. Between the website and phone number it'll only cost you like 30 bucks.

 

[Kendall Motor Oil]

The one background check service that tried to verify my friend's employment with a tiny LLC just put "unverifiable" in the status box because there was no HR department for them to call, just the owner. Some of these services call/programatically query megacorps' employment records much like verifying university degrees. It's becoming more difficult to lie with how centralized and programatic everything is becoming.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

You can make a fake Bitcoin wallet with just HTML and some JS.

Tell your local negros that you want to buy drugs or other shit off them with Bitcoin and tell them you will set up their wallet for them.

Just keep updating the fake BTC in it and show the current exchange rate. When they want to exchange the money just say that the account needs to be verified or needs like 100 BTC before they can.

Get stacks then just delete the website and dip when you had your fill.

 

[Catgirl Enthusiast]

The man said unethical, not illegal. I'm on the up and up now, but grey market drugs were a good hustle back in the day. Spice helped pay for my first kid before it became illegal damn near everywhere. I dabbled in some performance enhancing drugs that weren't illegal yet also, but the money is in getting people high.

 

[Hunter Diego]

The IRS won't try and confirm donations up to $500, above that, they MAY need proof. If you own a rental property deduct EVERYTHING you can. If it seems like an expense it CAN be an expense. If you make too much for a traditional IRA, you can still put money in a Roth IRA through a tax loophole that involves a Financial advisor doing it for you. Finally, if you are raking in cash from certain "trades" and want to start "living it up" Start a business or shell company and figure out the rest. There are thousands of ways to make your profit make sense. If you are living over your limits the IRS will notice cause it gets them rock hard. Always remember, as intelligent as you may think you are, the IRS sees an Idiot savant that owes them some shekels.

That last one totes the Unethical line, but as far as I know you may just be a high-risk client with a too-good-to-be-true loan.
Stay safe you niggers, the IRS is gay

 

[Product Placement]

sell pirated dvds on ebay

 

[(((Obar Lazcano Kamz)))]

find what native plants/wildlife in your area sell for alot in countries where they are considered an invasive species. always remember you can sell commodities and other things instead of just drugs, always diversify your criminal income.

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

Never tip anyone

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

you don't even need a financial advisor for the roth IRA trick, just google "backdoor roth" and ignore the ginsberg porn.