Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[AMHOLIO]

Assuming you are abusing your meds. I lost my father a couple years ago to addiction. It is not something you can fight on your own, you do not know your medication better than your prescriber, and this shit WILL put you in an early grave if you don't go get treatment.

You've very kind and I'm sorry for your lost. I see nothing but gain for him shoveling more pills in his mouth. I'm trying reverse psych but I don't think it'll work.

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Keffals on Twitter: "Straight trans women are so touch starved all yo…

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"Touch starved!" Wow I wonder why that is..............

Cultist shark is so sad. A cute plush of a cool ass animal, wasted on troon cultists.

Choosing between what would feel like scar tissue and rerouted butt sex and celibacy. I guess I would be Volcel.

There are fates worse than virginity, you choose wisely.

Realistically, how many hours a day does Keffals have to dilate? I know brand-new amholes need around 2 hours per day or maybe even more, but Keffals has had his stinkditch for a decade now. I know Luke's schedule isn't really busy, but the thought of him dilating while catching up with the thread is hilarious (and horrifying).

Realistically? He just doesn't.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

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Yes, because having higher standards turns you into an incel, not complaining that OTHER PEOPLE have higher standards.

 

[xbv]

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He looks like a 50 year old fent addled gypsy who's been sitting in a shelter for two months without a shower. Who needs to photoshop him to look ugly and deranged, when he does it on his own so well.

 

[siegemeister675]

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One of my favourite scenes of all time.Apocalypse Now. Dir: Francis Ford Coppola. Year: 1979.Colonel Walter E. Kurtz explains to Captain Benjamin L. Willard...

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[bojackruss]

See an uninformed individual would see this message and think it's just run of the mill trans advocacy. However a truly enlightened individual would be able to deduce that Keffals lovequest isn't quite panning out.
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In regards to the Catboy fundraiser, Keffals previous donation took to the total up to $6667 raised.
That means $1333 until the $8k target/their pledge to match donations 1:1 is fulfilled, this meant that only another $666 had to be donated in order for the remaining funds to be matched and reach the $8k target.
Keffals then spent much of the next day shitposting and putting off donating.
When they did actually end up donating Keffals only donated $294 to reach exactly $8k, meaning that they effectively saved $372 because it was donated by others.
Clever penny pinching.

Meanwhile Jalyn is once again coming in with hot takes
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Not defending Keffals, but that Jadyn guy is just as much of a fag as Keffals.

 

[Det. Frank Washington Esq]

So if you don't fuck trannies you're an incel that's a new one, or maybe straight guys are into a woman with a vagina not some dirty balding depressed faggot that deluded themselves into believing their a woman.

So you can't even not be interested in them in any meaningful, reasonable, non-transphobic way, and you're still antagonized and labeled. Can't win with them, I swear to a God I'm getting closer to by the day!

Remember, this narrative is coming from one specific side of the Troon isle: inherently aggressive males who are basically administering some amalgamated reverse rape via sissy hypnosis by proxy.

 

[Nuns with guns]

Damn, Luke's really horny today.

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[Polentic]

Meanwhile Jalyn is once again coming in with hot takes
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Jalyn based and redpilled.

 

[Joe Swanson]

Damn, Luke's really horny today.
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The fags on 4chan who sperg about femoids are pretty much the only demographic that would stoop low enough to fuck troons though

 

[siegemeister675]

Damn, Luke's really horny today.
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The phantom penis is crying out. "Why Lucas, why did you do this to me? I only ever gave you the greatest pleasure you could ever know! Why did you mangle me? Why did you turn me into this flesh lampshade impression of a woman's genitals? Why did you mutilate and fillet me? Why Lucas, what did I do to deserve this?"

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

The fags on 4chan who sperg about femoids are pretty much the only demographic that would stoop low enough to fuck troons though

Either that or Bugs Bunny.

 

[RotPockets]

He doesn’t get the point - incels know how thirsty trannies are. They infiltrated all nerd hobbies and all PMs/DMs of these hobby spaces. They are mostly heterosexual and most probably aren’t interested in trannies irl even if they may jerk to them. Because they’re male and not real life futa characters.

Just spotted some troons on /vt/

/vt/ - EN VTubing is dying - Virtual YouTubers - 4chan

EN VTubing is dying - "/vt/ - Virtual YouTubers" is 4chan's board for discussing virtual YouTubers ("VTubers").

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Please delete if off topic, but the GayOps are real.

 

[A1 Steak Sauce]

Anyone thought about a FOIA request for the bodycam footage for Lucas's original arrest?
I don't know what the rules are in Canada about that, be pretty interesting to see though.

It doesn’t exist. Most of Canada doesn’t have bodycams and this includes London. It might be possible to get the footage from the police station, but if it’s anything like getting criminal records in Leafland, you’d have to be a resident of the area to get it.


Smh stop objectifying troons Lucas.
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Fuck the disease hole bigot.
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Lucas, you can’t jerk.
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[Blue Miaplacidus]

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jesus christ bro, for one of my monitors I use a 62" screen and since this wasn't thumbnailed I had to gaze upon this absolutely enormous giant uncle fester looking troon face, it was truly the most horrifying thing I've experienced this spooky october season.

 

[AnOminous]

Lucas looks like he smells like swamp ass at the best of times, motherfucker went the entire time at Twitch wearing the same outfit, probably flew in it too.

Imagine knowing you're going to be scrutinized every minute at a public convention, then still wearing the same NEET basement dweller outfit every day of the event and not showering even once. Just utterly pig disgusting.

 

[A1 Steak Sauce]

A near instantly deleted tweet that makes zero sense. Thanks Lucas.

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Spoiler

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Get better engagement bait.
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[Blue Miaplacidus]

Get better engagement bait.

imagine becoming so irrelevant you have to tweet out 1 like 1 prayer style bullshit just to get your dopamine, lol lmao even.

 

[grapeshark77]

It must be sinking in that he's completely alone, between these incoherent, embarrassing replies to people that get deleted and tweeting about being "touch starved". The attention is more of an addiction than the Adderall.

Twitchcon truly was the worst decision - the entire Keffals brand was built on controlling his image and he shows up with no filters, no change of clothes, no nothing. You can see the backtracking on the latest stream but he somehow looks worse than when he was in Europe.

 

[TJBirish]

Which parts didn't

Which parts didn't you agree with? Not to defend the video, but after giving it a listen and thinking on it, I don't recall any important details being omitted or any wild conclusions being made. The guy even managed to include the failed findom career and that legendary "fake..... farts...." comment, which I honestly wouldn't have expected considering most people would see it as a superfluous detail.

you agree with? Not to defend the video, but after giving it a listen and thinking on it, I don't recall any important details being omitted or any wild conclusions being made. The guy even managed to include the failed findom career and that legendary "fake..... farts...." comment, which I honestly wouldn't have expected considering most people would see it as a superfluous detail.

I really think he glossed over the issues with Catboy Ranch. That's not much of a criticism considering much of the info is murky, but it seemed he gave Luke a pass on that because there was so much to beat him up over.

 

[A Sunset]

I noticed that the Keffals emotes he uses during his Twitch streams weren't very realistic, particularly in the hair, so I took the liberty of updating them.

I believe these emotes now reflect better Lucas's appearance and lore - such as his uncontrolled sexual urges, obsession with Denims, and habit of Tweeting at 4:30am for precious Dopamine.

If you're interested in the old, now outdated emotes, they are below (not that anyone will ever need them again).