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His thread would have topped at 500 pages if he wasn't such a histrionic queer. He can complete the Ethan Ralph comparison by getting his own subforum.
Oh wait.
Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.
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Keffals being the reason why we have a troon subforum will never not be funny to me.
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He sounds tired.
Keffals keeps realizing the consequences of the blue checkmark and releasing press kits. Nobody cared about you, but now you've bought your fame and you want to keep being edgy. It just doesn't work that way. If he was smart he would spend some of that fortune building a PR campaign, instead he's probably blowing it on Funkopops, food, and ugly clothing.
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I feel you, I grew up with none of these shitty weeaboo things. I mean there was plenty of anime on TV where I lived but it was always shown alongside an equal number of American and European cartoons. The first time I saw Kingdom Hearts was when I was in college and a bunch of weebs were playing it. I though it was some JRPG like Dark Cloud or something at first but then Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck showed up and I laughed out loud and said "what the fuck is this?" The people playing it were not amused.
Keeping on topic though the Hunchback of Tranadarm seems to have entered the slow burn phase, wake me up when he rapes his mother or does something else dramatic.
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I suspect they've already spent a bunch on the PR campaign and it just didn't work at all, maybe even backfiring. That's probably causing the stress.
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I'm so glad I have a real job.
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Considering Luke's raw gaming skill, imagine how many hours he must have in overwatch in order to be platinum. My god.
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One of the first rules you learn about the Internet is that you don't wage a battle against it.
There's a meme about you? Lean into it.
You're called out for being a spaz? Stop being one.
But you do not, under any circumstances, engage in a collective that is spread across every time zone, works in every profession, and is probably more autistic than you will ever be, that will grab every morsel of the dirt you tried cleaning up before you started mud slinging, dissect and magnify it so that the world sees you for who you are.
Its not a hard trade-off. Don't be a retard, otherwise go offline.
Luke, you of all people, should have known this, considering you grew up on the Internet. Maybe its due to you also being of the generation where parents usually didn't say no a lot, your general hubris, and the false belief that you have both a Troon shield and woman shield at full max leaving you emboldened and immune from any blowback; but, you kicked a hornet's nest that made you go from Chud hero taking on the final boss of transphobes, to super victim who only wants to play the vdya and be weft awone uwu.
This is probably the advice your father should've given you instead of indulging in your delusions. You shame him. Not necessarily because you're trans (though that doesn't help) but because you instigated a fight with the intent of causing IRL damage to a number of people's livelihoods, all because you wanted to revise or erase your sordid history. Not a made up story of you. The deplorable (and now regrettable) things you voluntarily conducted and subsequently placed on the Internet.
Some more advice your father obviously failed to impart, is demonstrating the ability to stand on everything you've done and said. Something that until this very moment you still cannot do, with your tweeting and deleting - and I don't think it's completely because you want to keep that meaningless checkmark. It's because, at your core, you're a weak individual.
And all of this - all of it - was your choice. There were many points where you could've jumped off the crazy train. Even now. But, I wager that you're going to keep down this road, for whatever reason. Which is what brings us here. To this moment. This post your eyes are trained on. Close to 2650 pages that will continue because you continue.
To be clear, I'm not calling for you to kill yourself. But, you probably should kill your online persona. Keffals will never be associated with anything great. You're not getting a redemption arc, even if you happen to host a debate between two infamous Internet personalities and catch lightning in a bottle. Go offline, at least for a while. Remerge after a long, reflective period in the real, grass-touching world. Maintain a small presence and don't try punching up, down, or even lateral.
Just a little free advice beyond the fashion tips your coddling mother was also deficient in giving.
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I shall wait with bated breath
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Every time I read Kermit the Fong's name abbreviated as LFJ, all I read that as is "Live for Jesus" and that's exactly what these retards should've done instead of trooning out
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Anyone want some of my popcorn while we wait for @Null to drop the deets and blow up the thread? I’ve got plenty. Made some good coffee it’s over on the counter: help yourselves.
The suspense is killing me. As I said before this thread has it all and now we might get some Agatha Christie “gotcha” reveal? My hearts a flutter
The suspense is killing me. As I said before this thread has it all and now we might get some Agatha Christie “gotcha” reveal? My hearts a flutter
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Lmao get buckbroken Lucas you Balding Autogynophile fag
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I'm guessing Nool is going to drop the details on Friday as part of his MATI stream.
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Yo guys new Keffals video 
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It won't be that soon. Basically, despite the Kiwi Farms effectively being de-indexed from Google, Keffals is still actively doing things to try and censor the first page of the thread.
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"I'm really burnt out after all the shit that happened", "I went through something pretty traumatic", yeah, lying non-stop for weeks to raise $100k must've been so exhausting and traumatic to your testosterone-deprived male body. Lying and committing donation fraud is such hard work, oh the trauma and the burn-out. "Shit sucks man", oh, you ain't seen nothing yet because you will go to court and will be answerable for at least a portion of the lies you perpetrated for your own self-gain and at the expense of others. As the song says: "If you think shit sucks now/You ain't seen nothing yet."
At this point I'm just waiting for Destiny to sue, I really wanna see what evidence is going to come out of that lolsuit. I want to see to what extent all of this was a planned hit-job, exploiting the home-raids as an impetus for the GoFundMe fraud and the mass media hatchet-job targeting KF meant to promote the GFM fraud and to justify the ongoing wave of cyber crimes against KF.
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LargeChoonger
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So the update will probably be a frontpage happening. That's a lot better for me since I'm usually working during the MATI streams
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No way Destiny is going to actually sue. He got enough of a positive reaction with his Keffals expose that he doesn't feel the need to anymore.
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The fact he brushes his hair in the shower while it's still wet is just... like, dude. Dry your hair first, Lucas. Invest in a good detangler spray and stop using box dye. Mousse is also better than gel for styling thinning hair... less damaging, too. You can achieve that fuller look you're going for if you learn how to use a blow-dryer and round brush. Your fellow troon friends are only hyping you up because they're just as clueless as you are. The women itt might not like you, but you should still take our advice because evidently, we're the only ones who are able or willing to provide constructive criticism.
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Didn't Destiny say he'd only pursue litigation if Keffals refused to cease and desist from discussing him online? When was the last time Luke talked about him, again?
