Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[coomer mcgee]

(A)
Lucas, no one wants to see your floppy moobs mashed up and frankensteined together to resemble cleavage. Please, I'm begging you, just let them be.

 

[A Sunset]

Wake up babe, new Keffals emotes dropped​

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Hey little boy, are you feeling unsure of your gender identity? Wouldn't you rather be a pretty girl instead? Come in my Van Discord and I'll make everything better.

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One large glass of HRT a Day, Keeps the Doctor Away Rich and Employed Until You Die.

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Press P to Pray that Keffals will be able to defeat the True Final Boss - his rapidly accelerating Male-Pattern Baldness.

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For reference, the old emotes that are now officially replaced and no one gives a shit about.

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To celebrate these updates, I've prepared a before-and-after GIF demonstrating the new, improved emote set.

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[BelUwUga]

Emote Worthy?
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I don't see an immediate response and it's been a while since I've contributed some art. Lucas is a challenging subject for me because the hairs make creating a transparent background near impossible.

I think the method I've found captures the essence of how much of a mess it is very well. "Digital Greenscreen" most of the BG to remove by color. Exclude proximity to the disaster. Divide the "Peremiter" into a series of selections and change the selection by-color to intersect. Lets you be much more discriminatory when fine-tuning the settings. I still had to do him some favors to minimize hows much BG I kept.

Lucas, you're making an effort with the hair but good lord is it misapplied. No irons, no heat. Shampoo until it lathers and rinse immediately. Put conditioner in and leave it for however long the bottle says. Be fucking gentle with what you have left. Whatever shit you're putting in it to look like a middle school goth, stop. Keep it simple and there's an outside chance the remaining follicles will get healthy enough that extensions/weave won't be a bullet-train ticket to Traction Alopecia. If I have to keep dealing with close-ups of this trainwreck to make funnies I'm going to start fucking with the scaling of the bald spot. Edit, Keffals with a shotgun-

 

[Neil McCauley]

He's one of the best overall gamers in the country and placed 4th in a overwatch tournament

That explains his degeneracy. Real men play Team Fortress 2 on PS3

 

[Joe Swanson]

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(A)

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Funnily enough a recent buzzfeed article said that he wasn't gonna stop fighting to get us deplatformed. What happened Lucas?

 

[Spud gun]

Funnily enough a recent buzzfeed article said that he wasn't gonna stop fighting to get us deplatformed. What happened Lucas?

He remembered that he will never be a woman.

 

[Apterigo]

>haha if I joke about grooming little kids then surely people will think all the other pedophilic stuff I've said and done in the past were also fake!
Pure filth.

Worked well enough for Amos Yee, am I right?

 

[AnOminous]

Late and gay but lol I just noticed this, remember he was crying about not looking like amouranth?

Who even cares about that utterly worthless perfect example of a completely useless ethot whore?

I don't see an immediate response and it's been a while since I've contributed some art. Lucas is a challenging subject for me because the hairs make creating a transparent background near impossible.

If you do a Google Image Search for "malding" that picture is what should be the first hit.

 

[HatredOfScissors]

Funnily enough a recent buzzfeed article said that he wasn't gonna stop fighting to get us deplatformed. What happened Lucas?

He realized that there is nothing left he can do. Like all communist/socialist/leftist troglodytes, all their "activism" amounts to is crying, complaining and throwing a tantrum at whoever to get shit they don't like taken down. When that fails, they have nothing. There isn't another internet authority he can make demands and hashtag at. The best he can hope for is to ignore kf as hard as possible so hopefully zogged out HRT brains won't figure out its back up and hes done absolutely nothing.

I see a lot of people saying stuff like "I don't like keffals but they did a good thing by getting that doxxing harassment site taken down and I respect him for that." If he has to admit that he didn't even do that, he has absolutely nothing left. The decrepitude, emptiness and decadence that is his default state of being will creep back in and he'll have to go back on opiates.

 

[SwanSwanson]

Nah, that's a bit optimistic. In 10 years, he's more so going to look like this...
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Usually the biggest pieces of trash are the least suicidal, then again we're marching closer and closer to his cancelation.

 

[Slobs]

I'm late as fuck but keffals broke up with its bf? Hahahahaha we don't even have to try anymore esp with the balding pics on here

He now identifies as an incel, and is wondering why transphobes won't fuck him. The question is, is anyone willing to take one for the team?

 

[Shaneequa]

That was the original point, yes. How we all put up barriers around ourselves and retreat into escapism. Unfortunately, the author was off his meds at the time, and most people who watched it at the time were way too fucking young to get it. And the people who watch it now... also watch it before they can make any sense out of it.

It's a shitshow all around.

Is that why in Neon Genesis everyone congratulates Shinji for letting himself be absorbed into the singularity and in End of Eva he's stuck in an apocalyptic world being miserable because he rejected being turned into Orange Fanta?

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

Who even cares about that utterly worthless perfect example of a completely useless ethot whore?

If you do a Google Image Search for "malding" that picture is what should be the first hit.

I hear you, I didn’t know who she was before the context of reading this thread but I did find it hilarious that it seems he so blatantly scooped up that white moob squishing top from her. I’ve not seen her in any other outfit so maybe I’m wrong and he owned it earlier, but I like to think it’s another example of his weird skin walking.

 

[I Can Smell My Balls]

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He really is doubling down eh?

Since he is incapable of producing any type of content that anyone would care about, here is his current process.

>post dumb tweet that will be talked about on kiwifarms
>read kiwifarms posts about said dumb tweet
>tweet in response to kiwifarms posts
>block/ban anyone who mentions kiwifarms

 

[Seething Troon Collector]

Enjoy this "refined" version.

If the autogynephilic eunuch menaces mass report this, they are making my point.

Hey look, they made your point.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

I don't see an immediate response and it's been a while since I've contributed some art. Lucas is a challenging subject for me because the hairs make creating a transparent background near impossible.
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I think the method I've found captures the essence of how much of a mess it is very well. "Digital Greenscreen" most of the BG to remove by color. Exclude proximity to the disaster. Divide the "Peremiter" into a series of selections and change the selection by-color to intersect. Lets you be much more discriminatory when fine-tuning the settings. I still had to do him some favors to minimize hows much BG I kept.

Lucas, you're making an effort with the hair but good lord is it misapplied. No irons, no heat. Shampoo until it lathers and rinse immediately. Put conditioner in and leave it for however long the bottle says. Be fucking gentle with what you have left. Whatever shit you're putting in it to look like a middle school goth, stop. Keep it simple and there's an outside chance the remaining follicles will get healthy enough that extensions/weave won't be a bullet-train ticket to Traction Alopecia. If I have to keep dealing with close-ups of this trainwreck to make funnies I'm going to start fucking with the scaling of the bald spot.

I have to say that it's a said day for Kiwi Farms when a user here knows more about hair care than the resident troon with a dedicated thread.

Do better Kiwi Farms. Do better.

 

[Det. Frank Washington Esq]

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Lucas, no one wants to see your floppy moobs mashed up and frankensteined together to resemble cleavage. Please, I'm begging you, just let them be.

Saw the entire thing; all floppy like Beagle ears and nipples cockeyed like Pennywise. No movement in the loins detected.

 

[Got Milk!]

I mean it's right there in the text, he wants Null to hit him up on DMs so they can play overwatch together.

Too bad he's tied up playing StarCraft 2 with Destiny. Shame really.


Can one of our resident stat guys do a stat post please? Like one of those with the screenshots showing engagement, follower loss, subscriber loss etc? You'd be my favorite.

On a final note, Lucas is fat and ugly and I would not have sex with his receding hairline behind an Arby's in 1990 (because it hadn't started receding yet, you bald bitch)

 

[Terffals]

He now identifies as an incel, and is wondering why transphobes won't fuck him. The question is, is anyone willing to take one for the team?

The incel to troon to incel lööp is real.

 

[yydszmiteg2]

The incel to troon to incel lööp is real.

Does that mean he's gonna double tranny? he's gonna prestige? Fake classes for his fake gender.