Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Retink Retunk]

Thanks for the proof. You know, it’s funny cause I spend all this time shitting on Lucas and drawing him and shit lmfao, but his content is such garbage that I legit can’t watch it. His fucking voice is like nails on a chalkboard. He’s unlistenable and always sounds tired and bored, like the world’s most monotonous and smug robot.

Really all the credit goes to @Winter . I just remember it because I happened to check the thread when Keffals was complaining about it and someone clipped it, but I mostly find Keffals exceedingly boring and retarded compared to most of the shit I visit the site for.

 

[Foxymophandlemama]

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Muh disabilities, muh privilege, muh poverty. Others expect me to actually do things, wahhhh life is so hard, pity me. PITY ME. GIVE ME YOUR SYMPATHY.
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Can't wait for Lucas to start LARPing as this guy here

 

[Terffals]

I was bored and gave this picture to an AI:


It gave me back some good av material, especially when I specified the terms “balding, goblin, greasy”:

 

[Balanced Boomer]

I was bored and gave this picture to an AI:
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It gave me back some good av material, especially when I specified the terms “balding, goblin, greasy”:
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Something going on with this one. It's like a three-way fusion between Lucas, ProJared and Spoony. There's 100% a tranny who looks exactly like this somewhere on Twitter, no doubt about it. So uncanny.

ETA: Y'know, that'd be a great idea for a thread, actually. Get the AI to generate random tranny pictures based off of preexisting trannies and have some kind of game where users crawl through social media to find a tranny that looks closest to the generated image. Maybe? Could be fun. I dunno. Gonna leave that to someone else with more gumption than myself.

 

[Neil]

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What the FUCK is this, a zombie halloween costume? Oh, this is what happens when the filters are off.

Holy fuck I'm gonna see this in my nightmares. That fucking hairline and those dead soulless eyes. Remember the Peter Lorre Eyes meme from earlier on in this thread? It seems like they're gone now. At least until Lucas takes his uppers.

He's really trying to put that guy who makes wojaks out of him out of business.

This is the fourth stream in a row with terrible viewership and it's been getting worse each time. I scrolled through Just Chatting sorted by viewers and like twenty streams of actual women watching Amouranth (an actual woman) streaming are getting more viewers than him.

Also he looks like absolute shit and has the thing where he's both twitchy and sounds like he's tired. Now he's watching a MTG debate and trying to "riff" on it and it's pure death.

>Fiance left him
>Destiny's washed his hands of him
>KF is still up
he's got literally nothing left
once that 100k is gone (it's probably already at least 50%-75% gone by now), it's entirely over for Lucas. He'll be back where he before March. A nobody with botted ratios. His viewcount is gonna diminish to the 200 views he floated at back in April too.

 

[Dickens Cider]

If elon guts Twitter like rumors say, it’s going to be the saltiest salt the earth ever saw. Dangerhairs everywhere threatening death to Tesla, AOC dying again, troon cabals buying new Nikes and bunk beds waiting for the mothership to take them home. Lucas won’t be affected though he isn’t that popular.

 

[siegemeister675]

Lucas has become a flash in the pan. He was a useful idiot for Robert Z’Dar and company but ultimately he is such a cunt with no redeeming qualities that even other assholes want nothing to do with him.

All he can do now is slink further into obscurity as the balding hunchbacked loser that he is.

This. The manifesto by Destiny ruined him. If he tries another terror "campaign" the response will be to just spam the manifesto everywhere, proving what a mendacious, child-drug-dealing, miserable coil of half-digested shit he is. He's finished.

 

[Jack Awful]

How is a true and honest woman supposed to shine brightly if she can't make jokes about slamming the wombs of her opponents' mothers?

H3H3 made the same excuse for his "joke" about murdering Ben Shapiro.

I'd be more open if they didn't try to censor edgy jokes, but by their logic, edgy jokes show intent, so Ethan wants to murder and Lucas wants to rape.

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

I have received absolute confirmation that the first page of this thread totally and utterly shitter-shatters Keffals. I don't mean to tease but I'll explain later.

Oh now this is definitely gonna be good

 

[Nuns with guns]

Honey, it's time for your favorite segment of the day:

Lucas J. Roberts Fashion Review​

So for the outfit of the day, we have the classic iconic Twitch shirt(TM), a staple of his wardrobe. While the shirt might be fucking crusty after all those sweaty days in California, I believe we are all grateful he didn't choose to show any cleavage today.

The makeup of today is also an improvement from the Robert Smith look. Notice I am using the word "improvement" quite freely, though. My advice is that he should only do the top of his eyes only, but the comment I made about his eyelashes being too manly probably got to him.

As for his hair, it looks like he also followed our advice. He probably ironed it too. Me, personally, I'm not a huge fan of the iron look, especially in a lob like Lucas'. But I'm feeling nice today, so I'll say it suits him better. He also tried to cover his balding spot. Too bad we can still see it.

Some of you have been talking about hair fibers over and over, my eyes aren't that good, so I can't tell if he's wearing any. You can see he's heavily thinning on the back, though.

Also, angles like these make it really obvious he has some stubble. I wonder how many filters he's wearing, I doubt he did his cheeks himself, and they look especially rosy today. It does make you wonder just how much of a mustache he's rocking in real life. Most of the trannies I know have a pretty obvious one, and I'm guessing Luke isn't an exception.

Ultimately, despite his best efforts, he still looks like a gay emo kid. If you want any advice, Keffals, I think the sweater you wore a few days back looked a lot nicer than what you've worn the rest of the week. Maybe try more knitwear, it certainly distracts the eye from your double chin.

I didn't watch the whole stream nor do I plan to, because I can't stand this fucker. Would somebody highlight anything interesting? I know he was malding about fellow trannies hating on him, which might be lolworthy.

 

[Bloodfeast Island Man]

I'm getting Chantal vibes from this pic. Spooky.

 

[Nuns with guns]

View attachment 3754295 I'm getting Chantal vibes from this pic. Spooky.

The main difference is that Chantal is a true and honest woman and this is a fat eunuch.

Also, from skimming over the stream, I noticed he just kept looking at the screen. We've traumatized him, and now he's obsessed with not making any funny faces for us to share and ridicule. Too bad that's literally impossible, I bet one of you can capture a moment he blinks and looks even stupidier.

 

[Something Awful]

New pinned tweet, Keffals feeling melancholic about inverting his dick. Too bad, no procreation for you, buddy.

I didn't watch the whole stream nor do I plan to, because I can't stand this fucker. Would somebody highlight anything interesting? I know he was malding about fellow trannies hating on him, which might be lolworthy.

Not many people watched, lol.

I don't really care to watch it all either, I think it's just him malding about "tenderqueers" again and how horribly unfair it is that people criticize him.

Heard him talk about muh disabilities again. Funny how he said he didn't want to talk about them so people wouldn't look at him differently... except when it's time to use them as a shield against criticism.

I want my spinny troon wheel and NazBol Lucas.
If even this isn't allowed to stay up, then we can conclude that Lucas and his cabal of groomed catboys and sniffing through the interwebs and mass reporting everything.

lol, the Koyaanisqatsi theme adds an appropriate feeling of dread. Anti-Semitism is no joke, Lucas.

 

[F13 Key]

Stream looks boring. Malding about people hating him on twitter for an hour, then playing Overwatch 2 in quick plays with a pocket healer and still losing some games somehow. The usual "I will never stop posting edgy shit on twitter" and "I hope Elon buys this website and destroys it" bluster but even that sounded half hearted. Bruh, if Elon buys Twitter and makes it hostile to troons, you lose your biggest source of public validation and marketing potential to new fans, because nobody's really interested in watching someone lose to random prepubescent kids in Overwatch quick play mode.

 

[SPEEDPUNCH]

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I can't get over how fucking goofy his giant bald spot and frizzy, fucked up hair looks. He obviously made an effort due to Kiwi Farms laughing at him for this stream, yet Luke looks like a hobo. Maybe even weirder when he brushes his hair.

He's also obviously gonked out of his mind. Everyone is right about his adderal abuse.

Can you imagine what he's gonna look like in about 10 years? Even 5 years?

 

[Probably An Autist]

Can you imagine what he's gonna look like in about 10 years? Even 5 years?

statistically, like this

 

[Mind-blower]

May sound retarded but is Keffals in Germany now? Saw someone exactly looking, and sounding like him.

 

[Something Awful]

Can you imagine what he's gonna look like in about 10 years? Even 5 years?

I did not groom them, it's not true! It's bullshit! I did not!

 

[F13 Key]

He's playing more Overwatch on Azuremako's stream now. It's impossibly boring.

This chat excerpt was funny though.

People didn't learn a thing from the campaign.

 

[My Name is Mud]

May sound retarded but is Keffals in Germany now? Saw someone exactly looking, and sounding like him.

No, if he is outside Canada right now, he hasn't told anyone. I really doubt he'd go back to Europe again and not even hint at it in any way at all.

Are you sure you didn't see a Germanic mythological creature like a dwarf or something?

He's playing more Overwatch on Azuremako's stream now. It's impossibly boring.

This chat excerpt was funny though.

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People didn't learn a thing from the campaign.

Fucking hell, this can't be real, right? It must be a troll, right? Right?