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He's already sucking advertiser cock bigtime. There was just a mass purge of groypers too including Nick himself.

This is pretty awesome though. Like that blue checkmark? Better get out your wallet Mr. Big Shot.
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Can't wait to see all the reply guys paying $240 a year to have a bluecheck next to le epic "sir this is a wendy's" number #7845
 
It was not a typo.
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He went onto explain that he was not joking and was seriously trying to find out how to pursue this against Musk:
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Let's assume for a moment that Elon did lie or made some kind of mistake on his application and gets his citizenship stripped. When one of the richest people in the world, who already owns multiple companies and properties in the US, applies for citizenship, how long would it take him to get it? I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess it would not be very long at all.
 
I've always been indifferent about Elon, even after this hilarious seething his buyout caused. But if he really does undo the retarded bullshit of banning people over completely made up offenses like "misgendering" then I might start unironically liking him. I'd love nothing more to see people be able to tweet "YWNBAW" at deranged trannies like Keffals and not get shoah'd off the site in under 10 seconds.

Also he had a nice Halloween
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Let's assume for a moment that Elon did lie or made some kind of mistake on his application and gets his citizenship stripped. When one of the richest people in the world, who already owns multiple companies and properties in the US, applies for citizenship, how long would it take him to get it? I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess it would not be very long at all.
The one sure fact of all time is the government protects itself. Musk literally owns a goddam rocket company that launches spy shit for the United States. They will never ever ever admit they fucked up a background check. Ever.

They’d falsify documents before doing that. Every time.
 
I guess it's good escapism in post-coof Japan.

Also how are the changes in Twitter impacting Japanese users?
I don't follow any political accounts on my new twitter account, only gaming/art/porn ones. Based on what I've seen so far nobody in those circles has even noticed twitter has changed hands.
 
I don't follow any political accounts on my new twitter account, only gaming/art/porn ones. Based on what I've seen so far nobody in those circles has even noticed twitter has changed hands.
I’ve always kind of assumed Asia Twitter is basically unmoderated unless Chairman Meow or whoever it is calls and bitches. They’re certainly very racist.
 
Let's assume for a moment that Elon did lie or made some kind of mistake on his application and gets his citizenship stripped. When one of the richest people in the world, who already owns multiple companies and properties in the US, applies for citizenship, how long would it take him to get it? I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess it would not be very long at all.
I'd think it would be more that while they'd be very likely to get it, there would certainly be a lot of financial and other information to go over such as, for instance, any potential ties to hostile foreign powers, and other things that wouldn't really apply to Jose the gardener.
 
I don't follow any political accounts on my new twitter account, only gaming/art/porn ones. Based on what I've seen so far nobody in those circles has even noticed twitter has changed hands.
There are whole subcultures on Twitter that never care about any of this stuff, it's mostly just the people closer to the media, politics and everyone who wants to be in one or both of these groups.

The most hilarious part of this whole thing was all the breathless articles being published in actual "respectable" outlets like The Washington Post (generally with zero citations of examples or evidence) about how there were racial slurs posted on Twitter. Wow! Like there's always been and has happened every single day for over a decade? Yet another topic where these people seem flat out obsessed with it but never actually learn a single thing about the topic then all just follow the herd to appear informed.
 
The one sure fact of all time is the government protects itself. Musk literally owns a goddam rocket company that launches spy shit for the United States. They will never ever ever admit they fucked up a background check. Ever.

They’d falsify documents before doing that. Every time.
That is even if they respond to this clearly ass blasted journoscum in the first place. I expect the FOIA department to have waiting list 6 billion pages long. The only reason the Obama birth shit even became an issue as big as it was. Because GOP aligned candidates/talking heads kept bringing it up as a joke. Biggest one being Trump. It was just something to say that made the democrats chimp out for laughs. A single spaz journo aint going to start the Elon birther movement. I think what it is telling to me, is that they are willing to go through your trash bins. Looking for anything. I expect there is quite a few journoscum now dredging the Ex-SpaceX/Telsa employee lists looking for any faggot with a grudge for being fired to mountain the mole hill out of his/her grudges.
With Elon annoucing the blue check going to people who can pay the money, instead of their political exclusive club. Most of the teeth gnashing is personal.
As a side lol, i am enjoying the I AM SO LEAVING TWITTER and I WILL MAKE MY OWN TWITTER tweets as well. One sprung up that just basically admitted that it is a leftist echo chamber and NAZI CHUDS STAY OUT!!! Some fucking game jouno also has left, only notable because he was the "go to" guy for leaks. I expect most of them will be back within the month, as these splinter sites don't have what twitter has, normies.
 
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What a wonderful day, and for the salt and meltdowns alone! Plus the anti-"misinformation" tool restriction is even better news. They can't try to sway the election one way this time or hide facts they don't like.

The only thing better than charging for blue checks would be if he setup a "progressive" system that raised and lowered the cost relative to how much money a user makes/has. The fallout would be epic! lol Bunch of rich assholes and well paid media hacks having to pay out the ass under the type of system that they would try to support under any other context.
 
I have noticed some moderation changes. Funny based shit is making it into the trending tab and isn't being immediately deleted. There was a few tags about Paul Pelosi getting beat up by a prostitute. Corporate news outlet pages are seeing a huge upswing of replies while maintaining their previous like counts. Some stories were getting ratioed 3:1. I'm not on twitter very often but most of my accounts follow all the lefty corporate news and this is unusual to me.
 
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