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Shig O'nella said:
How old is Slug again?
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fewer years then his waist is in inches, yet more than the number of hours Sinseer has spent in Fallout 76...

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Shig O'nella said:
Rather puzzled as to why Slug being hired would need CEO approval for any position he is remotely qualified for, but meh. I'll believe it when I see it, and even then only on Tuesdays.
Dude lies as easy as he wheezes.
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Any news on his new job?

A small company might have the CEO approving all hires. This is SOP for early stage startups. But combine that with "HR Manager" and "panel interview" and that implies a high-ranking position at a large company. The sort of job that he'd get shot down for as soon as anyone Googled his name.

If I were a gambling man, I'd say this job is about as real as all the hot lesbian sex he's been having.
 
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Shig O'nella said:
How old is Slug again?
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Almost 50.
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"before my eviction i had at least two items of clothing older than at least one person i've had sex with"
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I don’t understand why anyone would think that’s something worth bragging about.
FusRoDamus said:
Any news on his new job?

A small company might have the CEO approving all hires. This is SOP for early stage startups. But combine that with "HR Manager" and "panel interview" and that implies a high-ranking position at a large company. The sort of job that he'd get shot down for as soon as anyone Googled his name.

If I were a gambling man, I'd say this job is about as real as all the hot lesbian sex he's been having.
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He might be working for a larger company. A lot of them (mostly tech but others too) are on hiring freezes and significant approval is needed in order to hire someone. Maybe not the ceo but senior vps or executive leadership.
 
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Shig O'nella said:
How old is Slug again?
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Take it from the man himself:
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FusRoDamus said:
Any news on his new job?

A small company might have the CEO approving all hires. This is SOP for early stage startups. But combine that with "HR Manager" and "panel interview" and that implies a high-ranking position at a large company. The sort of job that he'd get shot down for as soon as anyone Googled his name.

If I were a gambling man, I'd say this job is about as real as all the hot lesbian sex he's been having.
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He indicated that he'll start around November 16th and will be somewhere back south for it. I'll check his linkedin when he says he's started and/or that date passes, he keeps up his account on there and it'll be good to know what companies are run by complete idiots.
 
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Karellen said:
Almost 50.

I don’t understand why anyone would think that’s something worth bragging about.

He might be working for a larger company. A lot of them (mostly tech but others too) are on hiring freezes and significant approval is needed in order to hire someone. Maybe not the ceo but senior vps or executive leadership.
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I wonder if the farms being deindexed played in this if Sean did indeed get a job?
 
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Sapphixys Shitty Panties said:
If Sean actually did get a job, how long before the HR department gets notified of sex pestery?
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Boris Blank's glass eye said:
I'll be generous and give him four workdays.
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Well he starts on November 16th. That gives him 6 work days until the Thanksgiving holiday.
I’m looking forward to the build up to the 16th.
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He’s going to be begging for moving money and for all the stuff he left behind. We still don’t know if he was actually evicted. Finding a new place will an adventure if he was but he’s a chronic liar. He’s also really fat.
 
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I believe him on the eviction actually finally happening, I don't believe him on the explanation he gave for three years about being nearly evicted for late rent. His actual eviction came out of relative nowhere and he's kept it pretty close to the vest rather than talking much about it and how horrible it's been. He's barely mentioned all the shit he left behind. I think speculation about the landlord getting a good look inside and going "damn slug you live like this" is the proper line to go down on why he finally had to flee. It's not like the landlord showed up and told him to leave, there's a process, it can take months, Sean could have fought it especially not having any income and being "disabled", etc.

Actually, what if the process actually had started some time before and he just folded it into his ongoing begging as he dragged it out?
 
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Something's wrong with Sean, he didn't beg the entire time we were down.

Troon lolcow infighting:
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Race relations:
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Complete absence of toxic masculinity:
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Many such cases:
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"orgasming is difficult"
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Brave:
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Sean decided he was a leftist because he was a lesbian or something I don't know:
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Sean thinks he might be intersex and was never male:
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Sean thinks he might be intersex and was never male:
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Now he claims Klinefelter because he has no muscle definition??! :story: What the hell

During downtime Sean also claimed Cherokee ancestry, while insisting he's not claiming Indigenous identity. Why? Because fuck you, Sean Is Smug Slug, that's why:
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The fair maiden demurely awaits her handsome warrior: "I believe the only people who get to decide if I'm Tsalagi are the Tsalagi people; if one day I'm claimed, then I'll say so, but I haven't been, so I don't"
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Sean, all five tons of him, unironically uses the word "uplifting":
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