FATAL 2: The Fataling

Vlricus gets in the boat "The same thing we do every time helmsman, try to sail to the other side."
 
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Stupid Shit nods and gets into the boat, pushing them off from the bank
 
Vlricus stands at the bow of the boat doing his best to look heroic as they cross the Styx.
 
You two both try to get the boat to the other side, but instead you're pulled sideways by the current! When the boat finally crashes, you're in

Level VIII: Treachery

There are giants everywhere and you guys are standing on a giant lake of ice. There are people visible under the ice. Somehow, they're all still alive. Satan is also here. He's a giant beast with three faces. One is black, one is red, and one is yellow. He's chained to the ground too. He struggles to escape. The massive flapping of his wings constantly cools the surface of the lake, which keeps it frozen. Don't think about the thermodynamics of this arrangement in a closed environment, that science didn't exist in Dante's time.

Further out away from Satan, you can see that some people aren't completely encased in ice, although everybody is frozen at least up to their shoulders.
 
Vlricus looks at the massive three faced beast. Perhaps it would be best to leave this monstrosity alone for the time being. He carefully wanders over to the people less encased in ice to talk with them. "What's going on here?"
 
"Fuck you faggot bitch!" one of the heads screams at you.
 
Vlricus looks for the head that said that and jams his magic dildo in their mouth. "That's not very nice. Now choke on your mean words."
 
Burned Man said:
Vlricus looks for the head that said that and jams his magic dildo in their mouth. "That's not very nice. Now choke on your mean words."
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The head, lacking any ability to remove the dildo, begins to suffocate!
 
Splendid Meat Sticks said:
The head, lacking any ability to remove the dildo, begins to suffocate!
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They are going to die, I'm pretty sure there is no way to remove the dildo considering they don't have a face anymore.
"Does anyone else have anything more productive to say?"
 
Stupid-Shit looks at Vlricus "Where nex' cap'n?"
 
Burned Man said:
They are going to die, I'm pretty sure there is no way to remove the dildo considering they don't have a face anymore.
"Does anyone else have anything more productive to say?"
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They still have a face. Where did you get that idea?
 
Burned Man said:
My dildo that I got from the elven caravan is magic. You said it removes the face of anyone touching it.
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I forgot about that. My bad.

I guess I didn't think through the implications of this thing. Yeah, that guy's fucked now I guess. Also, he has a dildo in the mouth that he now doesn't have, so...


His head explodes. Gore goes everywhere.
 
ActualKiwi said:
Hilarity.
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Splendid Meat Sticks said:
I forgot about that. My bad.

I guess I didn't think through the implications of this thing. Yeah, that guy's fucked now I guess. Also, he has a dildo in the mouth that he now doesn't have, so...


His head explodes. Gore goes everywhere.
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FATALITY!!
Also, Stupid-Shit laughs even more as the head goes boom.
 
Splendid Meat Sticks said:
I forgot about that. My bad.

I guess I didn't think through the implications of this thing. Yeah, that guy's fucked now I guess. Also, he has a dildo in the mouth that he now doesn't have, so...
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That's why I was going to use it as my ace in the hole in the Cerberus fight.
 
Vlricus now covered in exploded brains turns to the other heads, "I'll ask again. What's going on here?"
 
Burned Man said:
Vlricus now covered in exploded brains turns to the other heads, "I'll ask again. What's going on here?"
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The face of a man wearing a Pope hat begins to explain some historical context for who he is and why he's there to you.
 
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