Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[CowPox]

Lucas is a fag in girl clothes.

 

[My Name is Mud]

seems to be the only person Lucas hired a PI to track down in the end.

That we know of. I bet Lucas tried to track other users here, but Winters' faildox was literally the only "results" he got lmao.

I really do wonder how much money Lucas has wasted on endeavors like that - PI researchers, useless legal advice/reports, unnecessary security for traveling etc. That 100k must be in the low digits right about now, especially if you take into account all his vacations, fast food and drugs lol.

 

[Tetragrammaton]

he's encouraging people to bail from his discord and just sit in the offline whiteleaf chat and chat there for some reason. Is he having a tiff with his discord mods?

the whiteleaf chat is a massive ip grabber so my guess is he wants to get as much info about people in his fan base as possible so he can weed out any secret kiwis and claim they were stalking and harassing him.




honestly he really has kind of put himself in a corner with all his lawsuit talk. he either has to sue the london police which would mean they would have to include more info about why he was raided and possibly what was found on his computer since they would most likely wanna make extra sure he has nothing illegal. he cant sue josh or kiwifarms because section 230 exists he cant really sue individual users unless he can prove without a shadow of a doubt that the person he is suing is the same person behind the name. which is gonna be a pretty fun adventure seeing as its the internet and there can in fact be multiple people with the same name.

my guess is that he is gonna go after destiny since that would be the easiest route or this is all made up and he is not gonna sue anyone and will simply beg for more money sometime in january saying his lawyers need more money because of how broad this lawsuit is gonna be so everyone should give him money now or else. either way there is more than enough evidence of keffals provoking his enemies which im sure still exist in archives somewhere and im sure such things would not help his case much regardless who he goes after.

 

[Burning Fanatic]

Also he wish
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"im basically jerma for cis people"

I can't even imagine Keffals attempting to muster up so much charisma on streams, all while keeping any drama and bitterness out of it. Even for people who may not like watching Jerma's content, you can't deny that he really knows how to entertain his audience and just have a good time. Meanwhile, the few streams I've come across from Keffals are filled to the brim with so much dead air and failed attempts to be funny. Couple that with a YouTube channel that struggles to pull in positive growth without some kind of controversy to attract attention.

 

[My Name is Mud]

I was thinking, what are the chances he's going after one of the alleged SWATers/IRL neghole pozers?

Would it be possible for him to go after the unnamed John Doe behind the initial SWATing? Or, what are the chances the London police actually found the perp? I imagine the chances are low, unfortunately.
How about the one behind the alleged Uber hack? Was doxbin pinned with 100% accuracy behind that? I also doubt it.
Maybe that weeb that posted the fake bombthreat? Probably not - Null would have to be served a subpoena about the user's data anyways and we'd know.
What about that kid in Northern Ireland that posted the pic in front of his house? That's the only person that was accurately identified, IIRC. But I don't think anything he did was actually illegal, just stupid.

 

[Punished Neco]

Would it be possible for him to go after the unnamed John Doe behind the initial SWATing? Or, what are the chances the London police actually found the perp? I imagine the chances are low, unfortunately.
How about the one behind the alleged Uber hack? Was doxbin pinned with 100% accuracy behind that? I also doubt it.

Both of these things are illegal, you'd have heard about it by now.
Criminal charges take precedence over Civil matters/cases.
Plus it'd undoubtedly have been in the news by now/Keffals would've shown it.

 

[SassyDispatch]

lol, nice drunken ranting about cis whores. Wonder how he suddenly ran out of Adderall, perhaps he has been taking a lot more than he should?

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>YFW your natural male immaturity peaks through the costume of your female persona in the form of a burp into the mic joke, only for it to mentally harm you as you realize a woman would never naturally perform this and then wheeze with laughter about it, with that kind of undeniably boyish audacity, enforcing the deeply buried inclination inside you that all the feminity you project onto everyone around will only ever amount to a literally a poorly acted and unconvincing performance.

The longer I stare the more mental anguish I see in this screenshot.

 

[Procrastinhater]

lol, nice drunken ranting about cis whores. Wonder how he suddenly ran out of Adderall, perhaps he has been taking a lot more than he should?

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Lol he's such a fucking pig.
He burps like a guy working a construction site so feminine uwu.

The downcast look he had at the end when he realized the shit he will eat from blowing his female LARP in such a comical fashion lmao.

 

[Noom Boom]

Lucas is about to understand the concept of aging and it is going to be very, very ugly.
He trooned out in his teens didn't he?
You poor fucker. You are DOOMED.

Aging is already there, Keffals has very deep nasolabial folds (the wrinkles around the mouth) which is like a death told for looking young. It's also almost impossible to get rid of them save fillers or surgery.

Actual appearance advice, putting your hair up in a pony tail pulls your face up, lessens wrinkles, leave some strand to frame your face though. DO NOT wear undereye eyeliner, you want to lift the eyes, wear top eyeliner with a wing and a nude eyeliner on your waterline. Also if you pull that skirt up over your stomach, gets rid of the muffin top.

 

[Real Name 1973]

Other legal action candidates*:

His ex for leaving him ;( (lol)

Bobposting for dealing drugs to adults (supply was meant for children)

The IRA for killing the HRM the Queen (and for $100% threatening a poutine truck)

The surgeons that performed the wound opening (did a bad job on something that looks like shit done right)

Same Hydeki (Prominent CPC member and proud immigrant who ousted Keffals)

Bullies from highschool. (was called gay and retarded)

Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos, Susan Icantspellit (for "shadowbanning" him from their platforms)

The Government (The psy-op paycheck bounced)

The Internet (They allow the worst site ever)

*joke

 

[DrNow]

Anybody got any more poorly aged smugtweets?

 

[jsingal69]

Lucas' current saga is taking an interesting turn, reaching a junction that isn't all too dissimilar from Chloe Sagal: running a fraudulent crowdfunding campaign followed by ostracization from the trans bubble because they couldn't play nice with the other trannies? Here's to Santa shoving a jerrycan of gasoline down his Christmas stocking in a few weeks.

 

[Cpt. Stud Beefpile]

There really should be an effort to reviewbomb the services who dropped us. 100% legal.

 

[Lokenstien]

"Fake Channels"...suuuuuure
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Keffals is very sad Jew Klein got banned.

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Drugged up just like when he ran for the communist party, those 100k didn't do Keffals good.
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Keffals being an actual Incel, calling cis women whores.
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Keffals talking about DropKiwifarms
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I wonder if keffals fully understands that their discord is being watched? Seems pretty devastating to most legal cases to have a pseudo-confession that you actively egged on and goaded your harassers so that you could claim to be a victim and have bad things happen to them.

Also its strange to think that if keffals wasn't so psychotic about getting noticed that they could have just ended up as a regular shitposter on here. From just these messages (along with the myrid of older tweets and such) its obvious that keffals enjoys the risque type of humor like saying naughty words and using the "blank is blank and I would not have sex with them" joke I basically only see on here. Really seems like if keffals was just more honest with themselves earlier on and not a raging attention whore they could have lived a boring but pleasant life working a shitty but not unbearable low level job and coming home to call dumb asses on the internet retarded nigger faggots.

 

[Um...]

Actual appearance advice, putting your hair up in a pony tail pulls your face up, lessens wrinkles, leave some strand to frame your face though. DO NOT wear undereye eyeliner, you want to lift the eyes, wear top eyeliner with a wing and a nude eyeliner on your waterline. Also if you pull that skirt up over your stomach, gets rid of the muffin top.

Do we really need to give this hulking Neanderthal tips on how to improve his appearance though? I’d much rather laugh at his many and epic failures, personally.

 

[The Line]

It would be entirely unsurprising if Luke went after one poster. He already was insane enough to hire a private eye to investigate one guy making fun of him on the internet. Luke's method of getting dopamine hits recently has been from targeting easier and less defended people.
For instance, when he went and threatened Melina at twitchcon in an equally pathetic yet creepy display of male rage, while avoiding going for destiny himself.
Luke's wins are few and far between, and for a man who paid thousands to mutilate his cock and balls, he's desperate for any pleasure.

 

[My Name is Mud]

I wonder if keffals fully understands that their discord is being watched? Seems pretty devastating to most legal cases to have a pseudo-confession that you actively egged on and goaded your harassers so that you could claim to be a victim and have bad things happen to them.

You don't understand. Discord is their place. It's their echo chamber. It's where they go to feel safe. It's where they hunt their prey and groom kids. It's where most trannies are born and it's a hill they are willing to die on. They don't realize Discord is just a platform that can be watched and recorded and that, shockingly, whatever they post on there actually reflects on them and can come back to bite them.
They've grown so accustomed to that accursed place that they forget to apply any sort of etiquette or security.

 

[Mysterious Autist XX]

There really should be an effort to reviewbomb the services who dropped us. 100% legal.

We are not an Autistic Illuminati.

 

[My Name is Mud]

It would be entirely unsurprising if Luke went after one poster. He already was insane enough to hire a private eye to investigate one guy making fun of him on the internet. Luke's method of getting dopamine hits recently has been from targeting easier and less defended people.
For instance, when he went and threatened Melina at twitchcon in an equally pathetic yet creepy display of male rage, while avoiding going for destiny himself.
Luke's wins are few and far between, and for a man who paid thousands to mutilate his cock and balls, he's desperate for any pleasure.

Agreed. And judging by Lucas' past actions, he'd either be going after a biological woman, or a very young and meek male.

Beware, ladies of Kiwi Farms lol.

 

[Nuns with guns]

WTF is he going to do for a living now? $100k isn't enough to retire on. If the money was still rolling in he wouldn't have just quit. I don't see how manufacturing another controversy for pity-bux is going to work again. He's a toxic mess now due to his history so the pundits won't have anything to do with him especially after the wipeout the Dems are about to take largely because of the troons.

Lucas is a parasite. Unlike the heroes of the picaredque novels of yesteryear, Lucas lacks any charm or skills to fund his corrupt lifestyle. He will have to return to welfare while he tries to reinvent himself, likely again in porn or something that provides easy money. Whatever is the case, he could amass 1 million dollars and still lose them overnight by buying stupid shit.

Christ Lucas really did spend all their money on drugs didn't they. How do you mindlessly continue to forget to hide your screen when showing what should be private chats with your moderation team. It is pretty ironic that Lucas and his moderation team think Lucas lives "rent free" in Josh's head when really he just talks about shit that happens on the site, to the site and to himself. What a fucking weirdo.

Side note: Who the fuck needs a different moderation team for each of their socials? That's so much bloat and I can only imagine it will blow up in his face sooner than later.

I'm guessing he has different teams because the jannies don't get paid. The moment they're tasked to keep tabs on all pages they would likely request a payment. That or he's just a faggot.

Keffals is no longer using twitter, so Keffals has been VERY active on Discord.

"Fake Channels"...suuuuuure
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Keffals is very sad Jew Klein got banned.

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Drugged up just like when he ran for the communist party, those 100k didn't do Keffals good.
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Keffals being an actual Incel, calling cis women whores.
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Keffals talking about DropKiwifarms
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The “Elon Musk is a pedophile and I would not have sex with him” joke is straight up lifted from Kiwifarms. He's already used memes made here, I wonder how else will he steal Kiwi identity. Cultural appropriation is a leftist crime, Lucas!

lol, nice drunken ranting about cis whores. Wonder how he suddenly ran out of Adderall, perhaps he has been taking a lot more than he should?

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That laugh is so decisively male. To the faggot that thought Lucas sounded convincingly female: just listen to this clip and you'll see why he'll never be a woman.