Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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Holy shit, that clip needs more attention. Lucas tries to answer a question but forgets what he's talking about. He stops mid-sentence 13 seconds into the clip. This shouldn't have been something he had to think about much. That pause shows he's high as shit. Too much Adderall shortcircuited his brain.
Curious, I checked out the YouTube stream in 1080p to test a theory. From 49:13 in the video

Them's some mighty big pupils for someone with a light in their face. Twitch status confirmed.
TBH drug use would explain all this erratic behavior as of late. Which means, for sure, that $100k is long gone.
 
Holy shit, that clip needs more attention. Lucas tries to answer a question but forgets what he's talking about. He stops mid-sentence 13 seconds into the clip. This shouldn't have been something he had to think about much. That pause shows he's high as shit. Too much Adderall shortcircuited his brain.
Curious, I checked out the YouTube stream in 1080p to test a theory. From 49:13 in the video

Them's some mighty big pupils for someone with a light in their face. Twitch status confirmed.
Yes, it's been extremely obvious that he's abusing amphetamines. I think the funniest part of that clip is he apparently has a new ergonomic chair, hunchback shit really got to him huh?
 
To be honest i don't know what is funnier, if he doesn't have a "team", or if he does, LOL.
Keffals has many teams, you can see some of them here (he keeps accidentally sharing his private chat windows):

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Not featured are his crack security team (which he hired to consult on whether it's safe to go to TwitchCon) and legal team (which will take down Joshua Moon an unnamed entity for good).
 
Keffals has seemingly personally removed CrackedRack's song about her very shortly after Null praised it. Sus.

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crying lucas.PNG< Hey wigglers lucas heart emote.png it's time I step away from the toxic Twitter space due to trolls calling me a hunchback who doesn't know how to dress or put on makeup, and tenderqueers claiming I'm a vindictive, dishonest, child-grooming grifter who gives their community a bad name and makes normies hate trans people. You will NOT be seeing me on Twitter moving forward - time for a REAL break.

Immediately seen liking tweets on his account and flagging down songs that make fun of him - LMFAO. keffals sleep emote.PNG

Lucas had better watch out with the drug abuse, he's already twitchy enough. Press P to Pray that Lucas can overcome his brutal adderall addiction, and also find the strength to bathe, put on socks while streaming, and take tags off his clothes when wearing them.

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In his Patreon stream, Lucas stated that his Twitter will remain active during his time offline. It will be managed by the Keffals ""Team"" and tweets will be sent from TweetDeck. Keffals himself won't author any tweets during this time presumably as he is on break.

But wait... what's this? (top right corner, from the patreon stream)
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Imagine third-person tweeting updates about yourself when you're supposed to be on your "internet hiatus" lmfao
Top right:

>how to display the YouTube Chat

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He has to look up written instructions to do something that simple despite being the twitchiest of Twitch streamers for years at this point.
What a fucking boomer.
 
Keffals has many teams, you can see some of them here (he keeps accidentally sharing his private chat windows):

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Not featured are his crack security team (which he hired to consult on whether it's safe to go to TwitchCon) and legal team (which will take down Joshua Moon an unnamed entity for good).
Christ Lucas really did spend all their money on drugs didn't they. How do you mindlessly continue to forget to hide your screen when showing what should be private chats with your moderation team. It is pretty ironic that Lucas and his moderation team think Lucas lives "rent free" in Josh's head when really he just talks about shit that happens on the site, to the site and to himself. What a fucking weirdo.

Side note: Who the fuck needs a different moderation team for each of their socials? That's so much bloat and I can only imagine it will blow up in his face sooner than later.
 
Keffals is no longer using twitter, so Keffals has been VERY active on Discord.

"Fake Channels"...suuuuuure
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Keffals is very sad Jew Klein got banned.

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Drugged up just like when he ran for the communist party, those 100k didn't do Keffals good.
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Keffals being an actual Incel, calling cis women whores.
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Keffals talking about DropKiwifarms
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Also he wish
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WTF is he going to do for a living now? $100k isn't enough to retire on. If the money was still rolling in he wouldn't have just quit. I don't see how manufacturing another controversy for pity-bux is going to work again. He's a toxic mess now due to his history so the pundits won't have anything to do with him especially after the wipeout the Dems are about to take largely because of the troons.
he's the mentally ill transexual spawn of the Canadian liberal social welfare hegemony.
He'll collect multiple government cheques off the backs of hardworking tax earners on the sheer amount of oppression boxes he ticks on his bennies forms.
When his internet relevancy is finally over he'll go back to doing what he's done his entire adult life.

Living on fucking welfare
 
people who casually advertise their amazon wishlists then fill said lists with mainly weird fetish things and nothing of any real use or value will never not confuse and annoy me. like its one thing if you have an onlyfans or some shit but if you are just a regular person why are you asking strangers to buy you the 300+ dollar fake tits and maid outfit? are you afraid to save up and buy them yourself? are you just one of those people who thinks they deserve gifts all the time? or are you just trying to take advantage of other mentally fucked people so that they buy you things that feed into your fetishes?

at this point im pretty sure keffals is still gathering more catboys and if hes not others in that server are for sure.
They want money for nothing and dicks for free. Of course they deserve free stuff, they are the elite vanguard of the revolution! Now stop questioning and buy me my fetus dildo, pleb!
 
Which if that theory is true, Luke how are you going to let these people like Liz Fong Jones and various political orgs bully and use you like that? Calling you a racist and ableist then just throwing you aside like a used washrag because of "optics". pathetic. You are a butterfly you should show the world how selfish these people really are, just start dropping all the dirt you have on them, go Nuclear. Flush your antipsychotic medications down the toilet, The next time you see your therapist flip the table and yell "ratio this bitch, i'm more of a woman then you'll ever be!" Start live streaming screaming "This is royal indigenous clay!" in public to people, atone for your white priviledge, Be a hero buddy.
He's too much of a coward. For all his bluster Lucas is afraid of Dong Gone Jones, you can tell by the trapped animal look he gets in his eyes when someone brings Dong up.
Dong has very publically shat all over Lucas and Lukey just has to eat it all up and ask for seconds like the bottom bitch he is because Fong has said or done something to him to scare him.
Right now Fong Dong Gone could turn up at Lucas's apartment, eat all his food, drink all his beer, take a shit in his sink and fuck his cat and Lucas wouldn't say shit.
He's scared.
Of Liz Dong Gone.
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The mighty Ratio Lord, Fart King Keffals is just a scared little boy after all.
 
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Keffals is no longer using twitter, so Keffals has been VERY active on Discord.

"Fake Channels"...suuuuuure
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Keffals is very sad Jew Klein got banned.

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Drugged up just like when he ran for the communist party, those 100k didn't do Keffals good.
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Keffals being an actual Incel, calling cis women whores.
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Keffals talking about DropKiwifarms
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Also he wish
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I thought Keffals always wanted to ratio Elon Musk? Could've sworn I read that somewhere.

Not only did Keffals start losing followers during his brief Twitter break but it looks like the second he returned 250+ people went "oh this fucking guy" and hit the unfollow button.

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Twitter began mass-deleting bots yesterday. All the Russian channels I follow lost tons as the pro-Ukraine bots are being yeeted.
 
Keffals is no longer using twitter, so Keffals has been VERY active on Discord.
lol, nice drunken ranting about cis whores. Wonder how he suddenly ran out of Adderall, perhaps he has been taking a lot more than he should?

 
Keffals is no longer using twitter, so Keffals has been VERY active on Discord.

"Fake Channels"...suuuuuure
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Of course Keffals doesn't understand basic Discord moderator etiquette, if you @ everyone in a Discord that I'm in then I'm immediately coming in and calling you a faggot, especially if you do it for something unimportant like some Fat Jewish slob who fucked around and found out by not putting Parody in his Twitter name when impersonating the owner of the site.

A different "Fake" channel I recall was #TransElderAdvice which was for trans who've been out for awhile to give advice to young trans individuals. Actually that was a real channel.

Good Lord, Lucas really can't be so stupid as to try and sue the person he thinks is Winter. He's not THAT dumb, is he? Was that what the fucking PI was for? Setting up a lawsuit on a random user who barely even posted in this thread and KF in general?

I don't even get why Lucas has such a massive hateboner for Winter. Was it because Destiny made a shitpost screenshot where he took Winter's pfp and Inspect Elemented his name to match? Maybe Winter posted an insult that really affected him in a certain way? The guy's not even among the top 10 posters in this thread.
Actually it might make sense, Winter has been MIA for over a month now. Winter is the person Lucas accused for doxing his mother and seems to be the only person Lucas hired a PI to track down in the end.
His legal case has no merit from what I can tell if it was Winter that was the target as Winter just posted publicly available information.
Then again it could be similar to the Akilah Obviously vs SargonofAkkad lawsuit. She sued specifically to try to make him lose money through lawyers fees rather than on any actual legal merit.

As for top 10 posters in this thread? I don't know, when I joined in August I rated the Top 3 as HorseGirl, A1 and Winter. (If we're rating the amount of waves caused whenever they posted).
 
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