Liz Fong-Jones / Elliot William Fong / @lizthegrey - 'Consent accident' enjoyer, ex-Google employee, nepotistic sex pest, Robert Z'Dar look-alike who wants authority over the Internet

Honeycomb looks like an utter failure and will likely cease to exist unless propped up artificially. It will look pretty suspicious if this troon hive doesn't just fail at some point. Who would hire a bunch of criminals and perverts to fuck up whatever it is they even do?

Is there even a market for their nearly nonexistent product?
Shit like that can keep going for way fucking longer than you would expect, especially if they have a trickle of revenue (read: laundering) from 'friends'.

I think it is ass-blasting hilarious that even for all that fakery, the dongless wonder can't even get the real CTO title (and CTO is already a fake made-up position, anyway).
 
I’m in the mood for some autistic conspiracy theories. I’ll start by laying out some facts:
  • Michael Janke is co-founder of DataTribe
  • DataTribe invests in companies exactly like Honeycomb
  • Honeycomb is not remotely profitable and desperate for investors
  • Liz suddenly got a big promotion right as everyone was declaring victory over Kiwifarms
Now for the autism:

Is it possible that there was an understanding that Michael Janke would give Honeycomb access to DataTribe on the condition that Liz helped bring down Kiwifarms? Is it possible that Honeycomb rewarded Liz for her apparent success with the promotion?

Probably just me being retarded but I think it’s worth keeping an eye out for any connections between DataTribe and Honeycomb.

“The Internet sleuths at kiwifarms”
 
I’m in the mood for some autistic conspiracy theories. I’ll start by laying out some facts:
  • Michael Janke is co-founder of DataTribe
  • DataTribe invests in companies exactly like Honeycomb
  • Honeycomb is not remotely profitable and desperate for investors
  • Liz suddenly got a big promotion right as everyone was declaring victory over Kiwifarms
Now for the autism:

Is it possible that there was an understanding that Michael Janke would give Honeycomb access to DataTribe on the condition that Liz helped bring down Kiwifarms? Is it possible that Honeycomb rewarded Liz for her apparent success with the promotion?

Probably just me being retarded but I think it’s worth keeping an eye out for any connections between DataTribe and Honeycomb.
To be honest, I think Michael Janke has better connections. But, interesting conspiracy still.
 
It's a data analysis tool that, as far as I can tell, consumes all of the logs your applications produce and spits out pretty graphs. There's probably some network analysis in there as well. They call this "observability".

There's a dozen or more similar products just on the AWS marketplace, none of which is appreciably less capable than this one. As far as I can tell, they bring absolutely nothing unique to the space, other than a bunch of trannies and buzzwords. They're probably banking on people perceiving a smaller company as more responsive and agile to needs.


So that's where elliot got all his extra chin from.
What's about to happen to the crypto world will fundamentally change the VC space forever. I'm talking days, maybe weeks.
 
Edit: Making an excel spreadsheet is programming a computer. You give the computer input, you give it rules for giving you output, and it gives you output.
To add to the idea of women being able to code let me introduce you to a form of programming that is simply dominated by women.

Knitting and crochet designers. Before you start laughing let me demonstrate.

This is a snippet of a knitting pattern
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It has its own language, a lexicon to determine what "k3, yo, k2tog, k5" means, has to be incredibly literal in order for the math to work out on future lines, has for loops, has if/than loops, has pointers, can create complex 3d objects (like an anatomically correct set of organs in the human body - including the brain).

To write a good knitting pattern that everyone can follow is quite complicated. You need to have an understanding of geometry and logic. It takes iterative design at times, multiple versions of the same thing because of bugs to work out. You need to do math to make sure measurements in your pattern will be the same as the measurements in your customers object. Then there's the very complex math of making one set of instructions scale to different sizes: xs-6x - this skill is something that designers often hire out to do because it's so challenging it get it right.

I knew several designers that have formal training in engineering, advanced degrees in math, and former careers in programming.

This is just a very broad overview of what goes into even a very simple knitting pattern. The same stuff goes into a crochet pattern.

Millions upon millions of women make or have made knitting patterns. Knitting has been around since the 1700s and it wasn't until recently that we had formal knitting patterns that anyone could use. Until then designs were passed down in very vague terms "knit the cuff to desired length, turn the heel, knit the foot, decrease for the toe", and the details were taught verbally through families.

The idea that women can't do complex math or high-level programming is fucking retarded. We have done so for literally centuries. It just doesn't look like what people expect when they say "programmer".
 
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Right on time. EDIT: DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME JOKE
i love how all we have really done is just be really stubborn. like thats it. no gayops no harassment of any isp or any of that stuff. we just sit here and laugh. i also find it rather interesting how first keffals and now dong gone are supposedly leaving or taking a break from twitter. almost as if now they run an actual risk of getting banned.
 
And what is about to happen?
Might be cryptically referring to the meltdown over FTX?
So that's where elliot got all his extra chin from.
Whenever I see Ugly Eddie rear his pockmark ravaged visage and pretend to be some sort of professional voice of authority it always generates a sensible chuckle. That Dong Gone would so explicitly ally with another somehow even more annoying troon is just lol to the max.
 
i love how all we have really done is just be really stubborn. like thats it. no gayops no harassment of any isp or any of that stuff. we just sit here and laugh. i also find it rather interesting how first keffals and now dong gone are supposedly leaving or taking a break from twitter. almost as if now they run an actual risk of getting banned.
If Musks people take away their faggot fucking troon shield these cunts will be playing on an equal playing field for the first time in years, the idea that their ideas and opinions have to compete on an equal basis, and they can't censor and silence people who call them out and laugh at them terrifies them.
 
Shit like that can keep going for way fucking longer than you would expect, especially if they have a trickle of revenue (read: laundering) from 'friends'.

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They're definitely in the "make it big or the wheels to fall off" stage of the "get VC money, hire all your friends, try for more VC money, make it big or the wheels to fall off" cycle.

Liz Fong Jones is not wrong to be concerned about employment prospects post-Honeycomb though, the small to mid size startup market tends to be frequented by packs of engineers that move around like doughy code-jackals who will tend towards nepotism first if they can get away with it (on the real, this isn't always bad, but that's a tangent for another day), and towards the beginning they usually can since HR doesn't exist yet. We don't know how much of an ass Elliot is behind the scenes, but if he's concerned now I'd say chances are good he's tolerated at best by the Honeycomb team, and he knows it.

Finding a new blob of engineers to stick to when even the fags and cucks start to side-eye you is not a good place to be in that world.
 
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I don't even do stuff attached to my real name and business on this computer I have a laptop I use for work.
I keep my shit compartmentalized.
Im my own boss so its not like they could get me fired but its a good habit to get into.
I've learned watching idiots get doxed by making dumb mistakes.
One thing this place teaches you is InfoSec, a lot of users are older anyway and we grew up in a time it was hammered into you to not reveal personal info online, before the social media craze.
I’m Barack Hussein Obama. Anyone who has an issue with my posting on this website is cordially invited to come at me.
 
We don't know how much of an ass Elliot is behind the scenes, but if he's concerned now I'd say chances are good he's tolerated at best by the Honeycomb team, and he knows it.
Elliot is an arrogant cocksucker who treats everyone like shit. Once they have the opportunity to turn the tables on him, they will treat him just like he treated them.

In short, eat shit, Elliot. The rest of your life is pure pain.

Hope it was worth your 15 minutes.
 
I’m Barack Hussein Obama. Anyone who has an issue with my posting on this website is cordially invited to come at me.
We just want to ask you is this what you want to bring to Africa as a human right - to eat de poo poo of our children!?!

AGGGH! STAKAFALAISAH!!
 
To add to the idea of women being able to code let me introduce you to a form of programming that is simply dominated by women.

Knitting and crochet designers. Before you start laughing let me demonstrate.

This is a snippet of a knitting pattern
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It has its own language, a lexicon to determine what "k3, yo, k2tog, k5" means, has to be incredibly literal in order for the math to work out on future lines, has for loops, has if/than loops, has pointers, can create complex 3d objects (like an anatomically correct set of organs in the human body - including the brain).

To write a good knitting pattern that everyone can follow is quite complicated. You need to have an understanding of geometry and logic. It takes iterative design at times, multiple versions of the same thing because of bugs to work out. You need to do math to make sure measurements in your pattern will be the same as the measurements in your customers object. Then there's the very complex math of making one set of instructions scale to different sizes: xs-6x - this skill is something that designers often hire out to do because it's so challenging it get it right.

I knew several designers that have formal training in engineering, advanced degrees in math, and former careers in programming.

This is just a very broad overview of what goes into even a very simple knitting pattern. The same stuff goes into a crochet pattern.

Millions upon millions of women make or have made knitting patterns. Knitting has been around since the 1700s and it wasn't until recently that we had formal knitting patterns that anyone could use. Until then designs were passed down in very vague terms "knit the cuff to desired length, turn the heel, knit the foot, decrease for the toe", and the details were taught verbally through families.

The idea that women can't do complex math or high-level programming is fucking retarded. We have done so for literally centuries. It just doesn't look like what people expect when they say "programmer".
My wife is into this stuff and I can confirm. She also modified the code in Gimp to generate a complex cross-stitching pattern that she has worked on every evening for at least two years as a gift to her boss. The piece is roughly 3'x4' has a Aregentine motiff and features a caballo, it is detailed beyond belief, almost photo realistic. True art of the highest order.
 
Isn’t ‘kill your darlings’ something that NAMBLA Jew Ginsberg said? I might be wrong, I’m sure it’s associated with his crowd.

Also, ‘be bold, shake it up’. Coming from the thought police supporting the most insane censorship push in the history of the internet.

I think it's a Stephen King quote, in reference to writing.
It comes up in any creative profession that involves a lot of project management. Like writing, film making, even comics. The context is weird here because it means lose personal attachment to your ideas so you can evaluate them critically. And to then shelve them when they don't work rather than wasting time on something that won't pan out.

It's just confusing here and loses its meaning, dissolving into buzzword soup. This is a SOC tool- what babies are you killing in order to bring this to market? Sounds like something is fucky with their design process and scope management.
 
It comes up in any creative profession that involves a lot of project management. Like writing, film making, even comics. The context is weird here because it means lose personal attachment to your ideas so you can evaluate them critically. And to then shelve them when they don't work rather than wasting time on something that won't pan out.

It's just confusing here and loses its meaning, dissolving into buzzword soup. This is a SOC tool- what babies are you killing in order to bring this to market? Sounds like something is fucky with their design process and scope management.
If you here require a practical rule of me, I will present you with this: ‘Whenever you feel an impulse to perpetrate a piece of exceptionally fine writing, obey it—whole-heartedly—and delete it before sending your manuscript to press. Murder your darlings.
Sir Arthur Quiller-Couch (1863–1944). On the Art of Writing. 1916.

XII. On Style

Wednesday, January 28, 1914
 
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