Russian Invasion of Ukraine Megathread - Episode III - Revenge of the Ruski (now unlocked with new skins and gameplay modes!!!)

[The Nothingness]

Is there any doubt that Zelensky will be TIME's Person of Year?

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Oh no here we go again!

I’m expecting Russia to retreat back to Crimea and Donetsk for the winter at this point.

Also Russia tried to blow the dam and failed in their retreat. https://nitter.net/Osinttechnical/status/1591388348865974272

 

[LikeRivenIRL]

This doesn't happen in other countries, period.

You are one hella naive nigger.

 

[Wood]

UPDATED 7:33 AM SUNDAY -- UKRAINE "MILITARY AID" FROM USA --- WAS INVESTED IN CRYPTO "FTX" BY UKRAINE!

The sudden collapse of crypto exchange

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The sudden collapse of crypto exchange "FTX" and its Bankruptcy filing today, has revealed that FTX presently suffers from $10-$50 BILLION in liabilities with almost ZERO assets . . . and among those liabilities, are "investments" made by . . . . UKRAINE . . . .

At this early hour, it __appears__ that tens-of-billions in American "Military Aid" to Ukraine, which was allegedly to be used to fight Russia, was cash that Ukraine DID NOT use to fight Russia, but instead invested into FTX!

And, as you might guess from the Bankruptcy filing . . . . it now seems that all the money . . . is gone.

It's not gone, someone has it lol... call it a special moneylaundering operation.
But it's probably not true.

 

[UVB-76]

Russia blowing up it's own pipeline makes no sense, but it doesn't need to. People are just told they did. They don't think.

It also didn't make sense to bombard the outskirts of the Energodar power plant but they straight up staged mock battles around it, and had the Rosatom representative try to convince the IAEA inspectors that Ukrainians rockets do a 180º flip before landing and thus look like they came from the Russian side.
We're talking about the guys who bombed their own apartment buildings to raise public support for a war.

You, uh, did not read that article.

The U.S. sent aid money to Ukraine.

Ukraine allegedly converted the aid money into the FTX exchange.

Yeah, I'm going to need more than that.
The Ukraine shit comes out of nowhere and the update to the article is literally the author checking SBF's wiki early life section. I don't know, it seems that the Ukraine part of the deal is more important than something I don't even have to check anymore.

I know the west gives Dugin way more importance than he has, and that factually he is politically irrelevant in Russia.

Because he was always meant to be important in the West and irrelevant in Russia. He is an ambassador for the ideology rather than the originator.

 

[Not At All A Lizard]

My guess is Putler will do another big Buk-kake all over Ukraine for a night or two to try to distract or even get the nationalists happy again. If I were a Ukie I'd put the tv in the basement for a while.

 

[Grotesque Bushes]

Oh no here we go again! View attachment 3851823

I’m expecting Russia to retreat back to Crimea and Donetsk for the winter at this point.

Also Russia tried to blow the dam and failed in their retreat. https://nitter.net/Osinttechnical/status/1591388348865974272

Assuming it's true - according to catnigga all the Ukies that will be killed in Kherson will get turbodoublekilled there. Strategic Khohol defeat.

 

[mindlessobserver]

Is there any doubt that Zelensky will be TIME's Person of Year?

Well for once its deserved. All he had to do was take Bidens free taxi ride into exile and this would have been a very boring year.

Also, this made me kek. No idea if its true but I believe it.

 

[draggs]

Well for once its deserved. All he had to do was take Bidens free taxi ride into exile and this would have been a very boring year.

Also, this made me kek. No idea if its true but I believe it.
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This year doesnt hold a candle to 1941 Russia or 1944 Germany or Japan for number of retreats

 

[Oxous]

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Yeah, I'm going to need more than that.
The Ukraine shit comes out of nowhere and the update to the article is literally the author checking SBF's wiki early life section. I don't know, it seems that the Ukraine part of the deal is more important than something I don't even have to check anymore.

You can tell it's bullshit because sovereign nations don't stash their foreign aid on a crypto exchange.

 

[JustSomeDong]

You can tell it's bullshit because sovereign nations don't stash their foreign aid on a crypto exchange.

Never underestimate clown world. That just sets you up for a pie to the face.

 

[Pork Packer]

Incidentally, and dont take this as anything but my subjective observation, im starting to see a fairly rapid shift among professional russia simps and autists on social media and various scuffed blogs from "MUHRUSSIA SHALL SINGLEHANDEDLY DESTROY NATO BECAUSE STRONK!!!" and the traditional russiaboo narratives we are all so familiar with to "MUH BRICS SHALL UNITE THE ENTIRE NON WESTERN WORLD AND START MUH NEW MUTIPOLAR WORLD ORDER!!!" in the past week.

Seems that BRICS is on-route to unseat the SCO, EAEU, CIS, and the CSTO as the "utterly impotent and irrelevant PR project made up of incredibly corrupt and dysfunctional third world countries that largely fucking despise eachother and will gladly sell eachother out for continued trade and relations with the west" to be perpetually coomed over as being imminantly about to create some magical reserve currency/superweapon/superscience/fleshlight which will overthrow the west and rule the world, until it inevitably falls due to internal divisions before they even are able to come up with an email address, at which point the coomers will take a week off the internet and then come back babbling about the SCO and start the cycle anew.

 

[Ancient Pioneer]

Well for once its deserved. All he had to do was take Bidens free taxi ride into exile and this would have been a very boring year.

Also, this made me kek. No idea if its true but I believe it.
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France has the longest military history aside from maybe the Roman state which ran nearly 2000 years. The specific span they're referencing, is probably somewhere in 1812-1814 as Napoleon suffered an extreme level of set backs in Portugal, Spain, Russia, Germany, and then France itself, for every military victory he achieved, Napoleon had 2-3 catastrophe in different areas, as aside from Soult his Marshals just weren't very good at independent command and Napoleon kept extracting troops from them to reinforce his own forces which were thrown into pitched battles endlessly. That said, I don't think Russia has topped Napoleon's fiascoes, this bit around Kherson is just good military thinking, having that exposed force on the far side of the river with no intention of going on the offensive for potentially years is just risk and waste of troops, the river makes a good shield to fortify behind and almost every single serious military figure and arm chair strategist that isn't taking sides would recommend it. Just ask yourself, what does Russia gain from occupying Kherson? Not much, its just a population they have to police and protect and it doesn't really provide much upside as these people are largely disinterested in signing up for even militia duties.

This Kherson stuff is being read entirely backwards, its not a sign of weakness at all, its pragmatic and has made it harder for Ukraine to conduct offensive operations towards the Crimea since the bridges are now gone and allows Russia to focus on other fronts like Donbabwe which has been its stated interest all along. Russia's new general is unfucking the situation by shortening the line which is going to intensify the conflict in some regions, Ukraine operates best when Russia is spread out because Ukraine can fill the line with militia forces, i requires Russia to also put something on the line immediately opposed to it or just have them advance into the rear. I've said for months that these toy armies that the US and Russia deployed into Afghanistan, Iraq and Ukraine cannot handle the tasks given to them because they're incapable of securing vast swaths of the country they invade due to small numbers. My belief is that the conflict is going to start going cold as this new general shortens the line and fortifies and its just going to become a repeat of the Korean War with a fortified DMZ that sees spurts of activity as one side or another fires artillery over the line because they woke up on the wrong side of the bed that day, basically how the original 2014 outbreak of violence in Ukraine ended.

 

[Feline Supremacist]

Idiotic rambling

This is a thread for a discussion of the SMO, not your personal blog to rant about internet slapfights.

Apparently Pushkin, following the example of the Confederate statue that domed a nigger taking him down, said "Hold my beer" and actually destroyed a khokhol taking him down.

To be confirmed but still funny if true.

 

[Elbereth]

This is a thread for a discussion of the SMO, not your personal blog to rant about internet slapfights.

I know you lack self awarness, but holy shit this is bad even for you

 

[MG-34]

This is a thread for a discussion of the SMO, not your personal blog to rant about internet slapfights.

Apparently Pushkin, following the example of the Confederate statue that domed a nigger taking him down, said "Hold my beer" and actually destroyed a khokhol taking him down.
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To be confirmed but still funny if true.

Sounds like a made up fariy tale on telegram like the fifteens of Donbabwians that were genocided in the ATO since 2014.

 

[76LD910]

This Kherson stuff is being read entirely backwards, its not a sign of weakness at all, its pragmatic and has made it harder for Ukraine to conduct offensive operations towards the Crimea since the bridges are now gone and allows Russia to focus on other fronts like Donbabwe which has been its stated interest all along.

Is there an asterisk on the documents declaring Kherson in its entirety less a part of Russia then the other three regions ?

On what planet is abandoning your own sovereign territory for an enemy to occupy and fortify not a sigh of weakness ?

Russia's new general is unfucking the situation by shortening the line which is going to intensify the conflict in some regions, Ukraine operates best when Russia is spread out because Ukraine can fill the line with militia forces, i requires Russia to also put something on the line immediately opposed to it or just have them advance into the rear. I've said for months that these toy armies that the US and Russia deployed into Afghanistan, Iraq and Ukraine cannot handle the tasks given to them because they're incapable of securing vast swaths of the country they invade due to small numbers.

Russia has zero chance of crossing the river again in the near future as long as the right bank is fortified and minimally manned, every Ukrainian maneuver element deployed to Kherson that just forced the Russians out and the overwhelming majority of the territorials that stopped them from advancing early on can now be deployed elsewhere as well.

Also lol at the militia comment, even in the earliest part of the conflict when Russia forces had a numerical advantage a huge part of them could easily be described as militia, the DNR/LNR have been cannon fodder this whole war and the mobiks will fulfill a similar role. Manpower has been a consistent problem for the professional Russian forces but they've never had a shortage of unskilled sobs to lightly fortify low risk sectors and terrorize the locals, that's mostly what was defending the areas taken back in Kharkiv.

My belief is that the conflict is going to start going cold as this new general shortens the line and fortifies and its just going to become a repeat of the Korean War with a fortified DMZ that sees spurts of activity as one side or another fires artillery over the line because they woke up on the wrong side of the bed that day, basically how the original 2014 outbreak of violence in Ukraine ended.

The best Russia is going to get is a war of attrition, there's no possibility of a frozen conflict with the numbers of forces deployed and the new PMG's Ukraine has, not with the situation as it is. Russia will have to maintain a massive continuously deployed force at the front lines to preempt a breakthrough and they'll be hit constantly, the lines are close enough to the pre 2/24 boundaries that Ukraine can escalate the situation in a way Russia wont be able to shrug off if the need arises.

 

[Feline Supremacist]

I know you lack self awarness, but holy shit this is bad even for you

Sounds like a made up fariy tale on telegram like the fifteens of Donbabwians that were genocided in the ATO since 2014.

Ladies, please, the lack of a sense of humor indicates serious psychological distress.


"Message to Ukrainians in Kherson:

Dear Ukrainians, please behave, don't forget that you are on the territory of the Russian Empire! We're on vacation, be back soon.

1. Don't bite the furniture!
2. Don't shit on the floor!
3. Do not bother people on the streets!
4. Don't bark at night!
5. Close doors tightly - draft!
6. By the time we return, we strongly recommend that you clean up the rooms and hang in every room a portrait of our common leader - V.V. Putin!
PS: every morning kiss the flag and sing the national anthem of Russia! We'll check once we're back!

With love,
Russian tank spetsnaz."

Russian soldiers haven't lost their knack for shitposting, so learn from their example.

 

[Beak Thing]

You are one hella naive nigger.

Name me a single developed country with a modern military that has an established system of sexual abuse and physical violence which is outright condoned by its leaders. One that is so severe it has led to an enormous number of suicides and violent attacks on other personnel.

There are none and you know it. That is unless you consider Russia's military more on par with a poor African nation or Afghanistan...

This year doesnt hold a candle to 1941 Russia or 1944 Germany or Japan for number of retreats

One thing I always found really interesting about Germany was how much their war production increased in 1943 and 1944 even in the face of pretty much relentless strategic bombing. Had they ramped up like this a year or two earlier, it could have put them in a much better position against the USSR.

 

[MG-34]

Ladies, please, the lack of a sense of humor indicates serious psychological distress.

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"Message to Ukrainians in Kherson:

Dear Ukrainians, please behave, don't forget that you are on the territory of the Russian Empire! We're on vacation, be back soon.

1. Don't bite the furniture!
2. Don't shit on the floor!
3. Do not bother people on the streets!
4. Don't bark at night!
5. Close doors tightly - draft!
6. By the time we return, we strongly recommend that you clean up the rooms and hang in every room a portrait of our common leader - V.V. Putin!
PS: every morning kiss the flag and sing the national anthem of Russia! We'll check once we're back!

With love,
Russian tank spetsnaz."

Russian soldiers haven't lost their knack for shitposting, so learn from their example.

"Don't shit on the floor like we did" It is humorous, I'll agree with you there. The "we'll be back later" is too. I'm sure Kherson has some wheelchair ramps if those Spetsnaz guys can get a few crowdfunded or staple a skateboard to their stumps like their brothers have.