Warhammer 40k

Oh, for damn sure. Although Slaanesh tends to take care of the dick chops for the EC...
You know am I the only one who's surprised people like ADB hasn't tried to make female CSM a thing? I'd imagine they would because
-they've openly talked about how certain people don't belong in the hobby
-they really want to push that the traitors did nothing wrong
-they get to depict the Imperium as being the more misogynistic and there for evil faction

I guess the only reason is as some people have already pointed out, they couldn't care less about a 3rd or 4th rate faction and just want to make the poster boys female to send a message, which means slipping tits on the Smurfs and doing more damage then Ward ever did.
 
I think that's older lore. In newer one I think... or even older one like the Space Wolf novels, there is definately body wide genetic changes.

Otherwise, it wouldn't make sense. Astartes tissue is much more durable than human one, and if it was just organs put in a regular human, that happens with Inquisitors and they would be fully inferior to Skitarii in any way.

And that's before we get into how even worse it would make the genetic compatibility thing. There has to be some sort of full body genetic rewriting to make it work.

Otherwise all the new hormones and stuff wouldn't work. It would be like trying to plug a ddr3 ram into a ddr1 motherboard, and the cells just wouldn't know what to do with the new stuff. Even if they just produced more of human hormones, it would just result in ... well what happens when it happens to a human, so diseases.
 
I think that's older lore. In newer one I think... or even older one like the Space Wolf novels, there is definately body wide genetic changes.

Otherwise, it wouldn't make sense. Astartes tissue is much more durable than human one, and if it was just organs put in a regular human, that happens with Inquisitors and they would be fully inferior to Skitarii in any way.

And that's before we get into how even worse it would make the genetic compatibility thing. There has to be some sort of full body genetic rewriting to make it work.

Otherwise all the new hormones and stuff wouldn't work. It would be like trying to plug a ddr3 ram into a ddr1 motherboard, and the cells just wouldn't know what to do with the new stuff. Even if they just produced more of human hormones, it would just result in ... well what happens when it happens to a human, so diseases.
As to the genetics part, its why there's rigorous screening to ensure candidates are physically compatible with the implants. The Canis Helix is also unique to the Space Wolves, and does a nice job killing off non-Fenrisians, for what are obvious reasons unless you're foolish enough to think there's wolves on Fenris. Because of that I would say it has more to do with the genetic changes inherent to Fenrisians, working to both stabilize and accelerate them as part of the creation process. Really, the Space Wolves are a type of Astartes all to themselves since no other Chapter is bound so tightly to a single world, both culturally and in terms of recruitment base.

(I could go on and on about how the Space Wolves are literally just Space Vikings, complete with Viking social dynamics between them and their serfs. You don't maintain over eight battle barges without a ridiculous amount of support infrastructure, which all means people to man that, feed them, etc. There simply has to be an entire lower class doing the jobs of Viking Freemen to support the Spess Wolves and everything else around them, unless you think Blood Claws can be trusted to go out and hunt some Asaheim elk for dinner without keeping it all for themselves. Hell, someone has to brew all that mjod.)

For the tissue and hormones, they're not normal human ones, but artificial ones designed to do things to the human body it was never meant to do. Its entirely foreign tissue, which is why outright rejection is so high even with the screening.

Christ, this shit's getting too autistic even for me, so I'll just cut things off there.
 
Christmas boxes for 40K are out and daemon primarchs confirmed. The Raven Guard boxset and Mechanicum are mediocre also seemingly no word on AoS box sets
I’m shocked there was no Vortan or Guard box this year though.
 
As to the genetics part, its why there's rigorous screening to ensure candidates are physically compatible with the implants. The Canis Helix is also unique to the Space Wolves, and does a nice job killing off non-Fenrisians, for what are obvious reasons unless you're foolish enough to think there's wolves on Fenris. Because of that I would say it has more to do with the genetic changes inherent to Fenrisians, working to both stabilize and accelerate them as part of the creation process. Really, the Space Wolves are a type of Astartes all to themselves since no other Chapter is bound so tightly to a single world, both culturally and in terms of recruitment base.

(I could go on and on about how the Space Wolves are literally just Space Vikings, complete with Viking social dynamics between them and their serfs. You don't maintain over eight battle barges without a ridiculous amount of support infrastructure, which all means people to man that, feed them, etc. There simply has to be an entire lower class doing the jobs of Viking Freemen to support the Spess Wolves and everything else around them, unless you think Blood Claws can be trusted to go out and hunt some Asaheim elk for dinner without keeping it all for themselves. Hell, someone has to brew all that mjod.)

For the tissue and hormones, they're not normal human ones, but artificial ones designed to do things to the human body it was never meant to do. Its entirely foreign tissue, which is why outright rejection is so high even with the screening.

Christ, this shit's getting too autistic even for me, so I'll just cut things off there.

My point was that they can't mess with human tissue without it being made compatible first, but I guess lets not shit up the thread. Its space magic anyways.
 
Christmas boxes for 40K are out and daemon primarchs confirmed. The Raven Guard boxset and Mechanicum are mediocre also seemingly no word on AoS box sets
I’m shocked there was no Vortan or Guard box this year though.
The Custodes and Knight sets look to be the best of the lot - all good units that would see time on the table pretty regularly. Also, I'd imagine TSons players are just happy to see a box that isn't half Tzaangors.
 
I just "love" how in a hobby based around building and painting non-historical miniature soldiers, people complain about a lack of representation or whatever, as if there's some magic force preventing them from saying "my space marines are all women under the power armor". or "my space marines are loyalist Night Lords who are also furries and the chapter master has actually met the Emperor" or anything you want.
they're not Space Snow Leopards or Space Fat Green Raccoons With Protruding Nipples though.
 
Arguably the best battleforce for Age of Sigmar.
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1: Since when is ADB referred as a they? Did he come out as something while i wasn't paying attention?
2: How much more damage to the franchise has ADB done since Master of Mankind
3: Is it true or not that Dan Abnett has made stuff that fuck things up too?

4: Which Warhammer Fantasy and 40K video games are good and which ones to avoid besides DOW3 and mobile stuff?
 
4: Which Warhammer Fantasy and 40K video games are good and which ones to avoid besides DOW3 and mobile stuff?
I can vouch for Vermintide 2. Darktide coming out later this month also looks good. I played the beta and enjoyed it
 
4: Which Warhammer Fantasy and 40K video games are good and which ones to avoid besides DOW3 and mobile stuff?
For Fantasy I don't think you've got a ton of options. There's Mark of Chaos which was essentially what Total Warhammer became .. but real dogshit. Vermintide 2 is well liked despite some flubs by Fatshark. If you like Bloodbowl the first and second games are pretty solid though the second is overall more liked I believe. The total war games are very enjoyable but also come with a shitload of DLC if you want all of the races.

40k you've the Dawn of War series and expansions, skip Soulstorm unless you want more of the same but scuffed. DOW2 is enjoyable and a good time. Space Marine is fairly enjoyable but I wouldn't call it very deep. Battlefleet Gothic 1 and 2 are very enjoyable in terms of story and gameplay, just do not turn on random invasions in BG2 if you value your sanity. Mechanicus is highly lauded for a reason, good music and gameplay.
 
For Fantasy I don't think you've got a ton of options. There's Mark of Chaos which was essentially what Total Warhammer became .. but real dogshit. Vermintide 2 is well liked despite some flubs by Fatshark. If you like Bloodbowl the first and second games are pretty solid though the second is overall more liked I believe. The total war games are very enjoyable but also come with a shitload of DLC if you want all of the races.

40k you've the Dawn of War series and expansions, skip Soulstorm unless you want more of the same but scuffed. DOW2 is enjoyable and a good time. Space Marine is fairly enjoyable but I wouldn't call it very deep. Battlefleet Gothic 1 and 2 are very enjoyable in terms of story and gameplay, just do not turn on random invasions in BG2 if you value your sanity. Mechanicus is highly lauded for a reason, good music and gameplay.
What about Warhammer: Mark of Chaos/Battle March, Chaosbane and Inquisitor?
 
4: Which Warhammer Fantasy and 40K video games are good and which ones to avoid besides DOW3 and mobile stuff?
For Verminetide 2, play it friends.
- The grind to get the best gears is long and a bit tedious, so again play with friends if you can.
- There is a shitload of challenges and quite a few cosmetics to get if you are a completionnist.
- Each characters has 4 classes(except Sienna) and each classes is a spin on an archetype(tanking-survivability, melee-DPS, ranged-DPS/Sniper or even a bit of support). Note some of those classes realy get some usefulness on higher difficulty(Cata mostly or Chaos Wastes)
- Weapons : Some weapons are classe specific. There is a wide variety but some of them are underwhelming or got nerfed. DLC weapons are usualy stronger, especially the Forgotten relic pack which is "Paid-to-win" at this point X)
- Difficulty wise : It is hard and unfair sometimes but not impossible. Map are not exactly random and are fairly linear, sometimes a road/way is available and another is not. The selection of enemy is trulyrandom and makes the game replayable.
Unfortunatly the highest difficulty is locked behind a DLC so if you want to play Cataclysm on your own you need to buy the Wind of Magic DLC. I do not know if you can play Cata with a friends who has the DLC though, like the maps from DLCs.
- The Chaos Wastes : It is a semi-roguelike mod which consists of going through a succesion of mission with randoms variables. Each run put your equipments to level 0 and you have to get new ones or upgrades through the missions, further more even if your classe perks are not reset you can find new effects and perks during the run or even add more classic perks to your character.
It is far longer to play than regular missions but gives more chests(lootboxes). It is rewarding, challenging or ridiculously easy depending of the effects you get during your run.
- V2 is badly optimised but if you have a low-end/old PC from 2010-2014 you should be ok for the most part.
- DLCs-wise the quality is good and terrible. The map packs contained also weapons which are good but some of the maps are not realy that good. Note that if the party host possess the maps DLCs and you dont then you still can play with them.
The Forgotten relics pack can give you absolutly OP weapons. The Wind of Magic DLC is pretty much universaly despised for multiple reasons, take it last or at a very very low price then. All the Classe DLCs are good and strong but their cosmetics are sold separetely.
- Community-wise you can meet pretty patient and lovely people or the worst of the worst. I dont know about the population on lower difficulties(Recruit/Veteran/Champion) but I saw a steady augmentation of douchebags on Legend those last 2 years, Cata' is pretty shill last I checked and so is Chaos Wastes in Legend. Did I already told you to play it with friends ? Because you should play it with friends, it is the way.

I probably forgot a few details but that should help you a bit.
If you want a difficult, sometimes unfair(because the AI decided to throw a skaven maginot-line at you), violent and gory melee-FPS in which you have to learn to dance around hords of foes then it might be you thing.

There is currently a rather complet bundle available at a "low" price. I highly recommand to look at the DLC individualy because some of those DLCs are quite dispensable(cosmetics ones and may be Winds of Magic).
Oh and if you did not read my info dump : Play it with friends.
 
What about Warhammer: Mark of Chaos/Battle March, Chaosbane and Inquisitor?
I mentioned Mark of Chaos early on, it was a very janky game but it was interesting to a degree. I don't think it's worthwhile unless you really want to look at an early try at the style of game I wouldn't bother with it. I've never touched Chaosbane or Inquisitor so I can't give you any views on them.
 
As has been previously said Inquisitor is a fine diablo clone but can get repetitive. I know a new class is dropping so it might be a good time to get back into it.
 
Inquisitor Martyr is a bit Diablo like game. It is fun but can get tedious.
Has a new expansion coming out soon, too, with a whole new protagonist. Which is good, cause they did something similar earlier with an AdMech inquisitor and called it a different game, this one is a former sister of battle inquisitor and they're just calling it a major update / expansion. I am very glad to see they're doing well, they were pretty awesome when I hit them up on their discord a few years back for a support request.
 
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