Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

For the love of God, and all that is holy, whhyyyyy?

I mean, I don't believe for a minute this will last past a week. But why would you schedule this to include the bacchanalia that surrounds Thanksgiving, Christmas and New Year's, as well as the run up to Valentine's Day.

A low carb Thanksgiving without stuffing? Heh. Good luck.
Because she doesn't intend to succeed, come on you have to know this by now!
Then she will put it off till after the new year and start the new year new me, bullshit only to fail by Feb so she can have Valentines Day "date night"
 
I finally browbeat Aetna into please stop fucking around with insurance bullshit and FIX me. Minor victory, surgery finally scheduled.

Only took a fucking year. Meh.

Hamber is still clueless. Seeing the fat folds hanging while she tries to tap a golf ball into the Clown's Mouth, Windmill, whaddever... only makes me laugh like the the liddle schoolgorl dat I am. Clueless of what's to become.

Looking forward to 100 days of 500 ellbees of fat and cueing Talking Heads "Same as it ever was" on the Farms jukebox.
Slappy,

Sending you loads of positive vibes that the surgery goes well and you heal quickly. More important everything goes smooth with your insurance provider.
 
I didn't realize Amber was on My 600 Elbee Life after all


We've got
- trashy piercing
- chihuahua
- disposable caretaker girlfriend to be a huge bitch to
- journaleen a bullshit activity
- starting a fight then crying about her girlfriend fighting with her
- nails
- sexuality as a personality trait

The only discernable difference is this one actually lost weight.
 
What's up with the new ongoing meme by hsydurs and her being reduced to only "beckys ex?"
ALR has been striking and removing reddit communities dedicated to her, leading to a bunch of different ways of referring to her to avoid her finding subreddits via search. Some other nicknames were the cherry or meat on the bone ("ham") emojis. As far as I can tell there aren't any ALR subreddits left.
 
I didn't realize Amber was on My 600 Elbee Life after all


We've got
- trashy piercing
- chihuahua
- disposable caretaker girlfriend to be a huge bitch to
- journaleen a bullshit activity
- starting a fight then crying about her girlfriend fighting with her
- nails
- sexuality as a personality trait

The only discernable difference is this one actually lost weight.
I forgot all about Annjeannette! Her girlfriend dumped her by the end of the program. I think she even dated a black woman at the end, but I haven’t seen that episode in forever. Could be confusing her with another person on the show.

Gina and Beth reminded a lot of people on the MSHPL subreddit of Amber and Becky when Gina’s episode aired. Probably because Beth was another hen pecked and exploited butch while Gina blamed everything on her mentals (or Beth). Beth was a lot more likeable and hard working than Becky, though.

She ultimately got a spine and dumped Gina before Gina died, too. It’s like being a literally huge bitch doesn’t make you get along well with others or somethin’.

What's up with the new ongoing meme by hsydurs and her being reduced to only "beckys ex?"

For whatever reason people forget that Becky is a grifting massive bitch herself and think that Amber was the only abusing massive bitch in their relationship. So a lot of people are retroactively putting the thumb on a pedestal while bringing Amber down. I guess calling Amber “Becky’s Ex” is them thinking they’re clever at shitting on her when Hamber and Big AL are right there
 

the truth about ozempic...... days 2-3 | vlog​

Nov 13, 2022

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Pig's tarted itself up nicely in that thumbnail. She must really be feeling herself and the top comments say it all.

Let me save y’all
-Twonk footage
-More junk and planners she’ll never use
- More planning porn for this challenge that will last 4 days
-More junk and mini brands that will end up in the hoard
-Excuses about Ozempic
-Amber has endless health issues guys but none of them are her fault
-More addressing things that literally nobody has said
😂

-Her health is important to her guys but not enough to stop killing herself with food
The end!

"The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results." Or, expecting a pig to change it's spots. I don't even know anymore.
 
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Everyone praises Hamber's eyeliner so she now seems to believe she's talented with make-up in general, I believe the bright blue eyeshadow slapped on those tiny eyelids disproves this.
looks like a wanna be seventies porn actress….if seventies porn actresses were literal hogs.
They weren’t because fat shaming was rightfully still a thing when the village swine started consuming all the resources. Back when the world made half ass sense and lazy gluttons were treated accordingly.
 
Blue is a shit color for her, it's also one of the harder ones to pull off because it's a very cold color so only naturally goes with Norse skin due to their complexion.
Everyone else but her knows blue and yellow dont go together
Amber honestly looks like Shanny in this video but minus warts.

What the fuck was that vlog it was a mess.
Shes really trying to capture the magic of trying. This has been 10 years now of her on youtube on a weight loss journey and shes still 500 fucking pounds.
Shes gonna die like jen did, with hope in her heart and juice in her fridge.
 
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When we last left our Golden Trio, Ron and Harry had bravely run to the Hogwarts dungeons to help Hermione, as they had just gotten word that a troll had managed to get into the castle, causing Hermione (who was alone in the girl's toiliets), to be in peril. As they approached the girl's toilets-

-Wait, that's the wrong picture! "Oi, you brought me the wrong script!.... what?.... No, the OTHER fat troll with the wand up their nose that films in the bathroom.... yeah, that one!"

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BOOYAH! Okay, we're back! When we last left our Keto Queen, uh, *that* was happening. Also, Amber managed to meet and become travel companions with 'The Doctor', getting use of her TARDIS (she only travels with the lady doctor) to engage in a little timeline fuckery. We saw older clips of promising to lose weight, with a seemingly new clip of mini putt. And now for this episode: "the truth about ozempic...... days 2-3 | vlog" (alternate title: Ozempic was not the magic pill I thought it would be)

-- NOVEMBER 4 2022 --

RARITY!! On the kitty tree. Amber placed it by the window, instead of leaving it in a dark corner. Hopefully she leaves it here after The Brooklyn Brawler takes down the Christmas tree, because having it in front of a large window for Rarity to look out of is the perfect place for the kitty tree.

TWINKIE!! They're going to the vet for nail clipping. Appointments for nail clipping every 3 weeks. Twinkie's nail quicks are really long - of course they are, because you neglected to cut them properly for YEARS, and left Twonkstar looking like Cardi B. The blood supply moves further and further into the nail if you leave them too long for too much time. Again, add this to the "shit everyone already knew" pile. Well, everyone EXCEPT for Amber, as she just believes that Twinkie has 'naturally long quicks'. Um, no.

UNBOXING!! Plum paper - oooh, the planner!! 18 month planner starting from November 1st. Hmmm, it's almost as if she INTENDED to fail keto and create another 100 day weight loss goal... Nah, I'm sure I'm just being a shitlord and that wasn't her intent. Anyway, SO EXCITED!! Took a month to choose the cover.. and then chooses something that looks like jelly beans (because of course she did). November 2022 to April 2024 - but we know she's already quit this. It's an oversized goal planner and agenda. We know what these look like, because Amber's already shown us dozen of these over the years made by other companies. At least it's only 1, and not 6-7 like she did with the Happy Planners at the end of 2019.

SCALE SCREEN!! Day 2: 495.4lbs (500lbs). Still doing Keto.

UNBOXING!! Toy Mini Brands: Mini K'nex box, Ninja Turtle action figure, Bot Squad? Figurine, different Ninja Turtle action figure, vtech children's toy camera.

-- NOVEMBER 5 2022 --

Weigh in (no scale screen) 495.6lbs (500lbs).

Jump cut!!! Poop bun is back. Oh, this is going to be a 'serious' talk. Ozempic - blindsided in chat and wasn't ready to talk about it, and needed to wait until she was ready to talk about it. (Translation: she needed time to think of a lie/spin for quitting Ozempic). I do hope Amber remembers telling us that Ozempic wasn't working as the magic pill she thought it would a few videos before admitting to quitting it when she spins this story...

Amber's doctor recommended Ozempic and Amber chose it out of 3 options. Amber told her doctor about her gallstone diagnosis from 10 years ago during the "89 el-beez!" (yes, this is a direct quote), as well as her past problems with pancreatitis. Amber tells us that Rapid weight loss is the loss of 1-2 lbs per week consistently over the course of weeks on end. 1) Not when you are over 400lbs, and 2) If this is rapid, then why is this the STANDARD amount recommended even for NON-BLIMPOIDS? Her gallbladder was under ATTACK during that time.

To help out those who are confused:
Not under attack when she ate herself from 500 to "572.4/569" in a year or less - TWICE.
Not under attack from eating shitty high-fat fast food every meal.
Not under attack from her 5000 calorie days.
Under attack from a 500-1000 calorie reduction per day when she was over 400 lbs.
Gotcha.

Dupers delight smiles throughout this entire segment. Throws in another pity comment about never being able to have kids. Amber's doctor knows of the pancreatitis and gallbladder issues, but decides to try Ozempic anyway. Amber's recent CT scans showed gallbladder sludge, and doctor wanted Amber to stop. Amber WANTED to continue it, and wanted to keep increasing the dosage. Ah, what a SHAME! Amber decided that she needed to keep on it and increase the dosage RIGHT AROUND THE TIME THE DOCTOR TOLD HER TO STOP. What an unfortunate coincidence. Oh, and her losing 106 lbs in 12 months was rapid - according to her doctor. 106lbs/52 weeks = 2.03846... (so, 2lbs per week). Hmmm...

WEB SEARCH: "what is defined as rapid weight loss'
https://www.livestrong.com › article › 22086-considered-rapid-weight-loss
What Is Considered Rapid Weight Loss? | livestrong
On a traditional diet, rapid weight loss is the loss of more than 2 pounds in 1 week. According to the Mayo Clinic, 1 pound is the equivalent of 3,500 calories, so losing more than 2 pounds in 1 week would require a calorie deficit through some combination of dieting and exercise of over 1,000 calories each day.

WEB SEARCH: "what is defined as rapid weight loss for morbidly obese individuals"
https://www.livestrong.com › article › 412944-a-weight-loss-plan-for-morbidly-obese-women
A Weight-Loss Plan for Morbidly Obese Women | livestrong
The tried-and-true weight-loss strategy of reducing your calorie intake works, whether you are 10 pounds or 100 pounds overweight. Cutting 500 to 1,000 calories per day from what you eat to maintain your weight yields a 1- to 2-pound weight loss per week. A doctor or a dietitian can help you determine what is a safe — and not too radical — calorie intake for you to lose weight.

So then, your weight loss of 2lbs per week WOULDN'T be considered rapid, would it? And certainly not 1-2lbs per week.

"Gallstones are triggered by yoyo dieting". Yes, they are also caused by REGULARILY EATING LIKE A GLUTTON, which you have shown us you've done on a regular basis for YEARS. A memory trick for who are most likely to have gallstone issues - remember the '5 Fs': Female, Forty, Fat, Fried and/or Fatty foods. Amber has 4 of the 5. She was AFRAID to tell us - yes, because we know you are full of shit (and gallbladder sludge). Amber claims her body is failing her without her even doing anything. Again, the 2000+ videos on your channel tell a very different story. She goes back to blaming lipedema - even though 11% of women have it (more than 1 in 10, and 1 out of 10 women are NOT deathstar fat). Accuses her audience of wrongfully knowing her medical history. Sorry Amber, you AREN'T unique. Your body more or less functions like everyone else's body. Therefore, medical problems can be predicted, based on watching how they affect the majority of other humans.

Blah blah blah. 'Boolean', 'lies', hate. Reaction channels bad. Amber's health has become VERY IMPORTANT to her LATELY. Not happy with the community that surrounds her. It's hard to be herself.

-- THANKS FOR WATCHING *KISSY LIPS* --

TL;DR: RARITY!! TWINKIE!! collectible toy unboxing. Numbers on a board. Several minutes of why her weight and her problems aren't her fault.

Does Amber continue with Keto, despite her super-sludgy gallbladder? Will Amber continue to share time travelling adventures with the Doctor? Will Amber try one of the two other weight loss drugs that her doctor originally suggested to her? To find out the answers to these questions, tune in next time: Same FAT time. Same FAT channel!

[Edited to correct grammatical issues, but I've likely missed others - sorry]

Oh, and sorry, just had to add: I think it's funny that Amber is blaming all of her health issues on her SUPER UNHEALTHY RAPID weight loss of 1-2 lbs per week, but is currently trying to lose 40 lbs in 100 days (2.8lbs per week).
 

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Mark me a sped, I dont care.

I’m so fucking mad that she went on and on about how she was SUCH a big fan of the turtles as a kid and yet she called them “the blue one’ and ‘the red one’.

Also girl, that make up.

Girl.

And the planner thing, I understand. Just sitting down and planning/organizing things can make you feel accomplished.

So she gets that sense of accomplishment without actually having to follow through on anything. Just mark it off and start over tomorrow!

I wonder how much that planner cost. Had to be at least $60.
 
It's hilarious to me that she continues this narrative of "oh I hate me I'm so self conscious" but posts those stupid eye fucking ticktoks over and over. I don't believe for a nanosecond she thinks anything negative about herself.
Imagine blaming losing weight for gallstones rather than a piss poor diet of 4,000+ calories a day... Love that we're back to 100 days of weighing in. a) fuck the decimals, she's 500 pounds not a newborn! b) How long until she's just saying numbers rather than giving any proof of stepping on the scale? and c) What is weighing in supposed to do? She's not dieting (her drowning salad in ranch while claiming less than a serving shows nothing has changed), she's not exercising, she's doing absolutely nothing to work on that number so what exactly is the point? The differences in the first 3 days is literally going pee or not.
The other Are you fucking kidding me moment is her talking about how supported she is now and she never has been before blah blah blah. Fucking... She LIVED with Casey and Krystal and ate all of their food and did fuck all while their parents paid for everything. She bled all over everything for a year with Becky. The fuck does she mean?

What she wants is to be seen as a victim and her situation is not her responsibility. The medical industrial complex continuously misdiagnoses her because they discriminate again obese people and her past girlfriend dismissed her symptoms, and so on. Even her body betrays her by not allowing her to lose weight even if she eats very little.
100%. She refuses to take any responsibility for anything, ever. It's why she still insists she has BED rather than admitting she just likes stuffing her fat face with garbage. There is ALWAYS an excuse for her to not stick to a plan or do anything that might be healthy in any way.

Sure Fat Amber's start in life may have been rough but she's well into her 30s now and still blaming everyone else for what's wrong with her.
Maybe I'm just an asshole, but That excuse makes me want to throat punch her. A lot of people have shitty childhoods. To still be using that as a woe is me at 30? Grow the fuck up.

Also, no friggin way would she get a job flipping burgers
I would love to see the eyes of a manager seeing her waddle up to the counter and ask for an application. She can't stand for 8+ hours and she'd probably eat more than she handed out.

I figured Ricky would just want people to know that Fat Albert has been stuck physically in a shower before, can't wipe her own ass, and sits in her own piss and shit for hours until her DRS worker comes along to hose her down.
He was the one faggot I assumed would talk, if only because he genuinely seemed to hate her. I wonder if she pays severances in return for an NDA. I don't believe for a second they're still friends. The whole things is just weird.
 
So she gets that sense of accomplishment without actually having to follow through on anything. Just mark it off and start over tomorrow!

I wonder how much that planner cost. Had to be at least $60.

I agree with you. She formulates these extremely frivolous and optimistically grand plans for herself every week thinking that it will somehow magically work this time.

In her recent video, she gets so giddy and manic at the thought of what she will fill the customized planner with. It reminds me of the time (two years ago IIRC) where she said that she would be journaling in 5 different notebooks every night with each notebook serving a different purpose for her hectic and busy life and to be more in-tune with her body. To our shock, we never heard about these notebooks again.

She always has such a delusional initial plan on how she wants to keep herself in check, but then reality soon hits Amber and she realizes that she has no discipline over herself.

But at least she’s trying right? It must be so difficult considering the entire healthcare system and the laws of thermodynamics are against our poor dainty gorl. This is all Becky’s fault!
 
The other Are you fucking kidding me moment is her talking about how supported she is now and she never has been before blah blah blah. Fucking... She LIVED with Casey and Krystal and ate all of their food and did fuck all while their parents paid for everything.
Support to her means "Oh, Honey, you need McDonald's? I'll go get it for you. And you don't know if you should buy that expensive tat? Of course you should. You can diet and save money tomorrow."

I haven't seen hearts on posterboard since middle school. You're fucking 31.

Gallbladder troubles showed up some relatives last year. We were all supposed to ignore the contribution of the major booze problem one of them had (another risk factor). Ok!
 
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