-- NOVEMBER 4 2022 --
RARITY!! On the kitty tree. Amber placed it by the window, instead of leaving it in a dark corner. Hopefully she leaves it here after The Brooklyn Brawler takes down the Christmas tree, because having it in front of a large window for Rarity to look out of is the perfect place for the kitty tree.
TWINKIE!! They're going to the vet for nail clipping. Appointments for nail clipping every 3 weeks. Twinkie's nail quicks are really long - of course they are, because you neglected to cut them properly for YEARS, and left Twonkstar looking like Cardi B. The blood supply moves further and further into the nail if you leave them too long for too much time. Again, add this to the "shit everyone already knew" pile. Well, everyone EXCEPT for Amber, as she just believes that Twinkie has 'naturally long quicks'. Um, no.
UNBOXING!! Plum paper - oooh, the planner!! 18 month planner starting from November 1st. Hmmm, it's almost as if she INTENDED to fail keto and create another 100 day weight loss goal... Nah, I'm sure I'm just being a shitlord and that wasn't her intent. Anyway, SO EXCITED!! Took a month to choose the cover.. and then chooses something that looks like jelly beans (because of course she did). November 2022 to April 2024 - but we know she's already quit this. It's an oversized goal planner and agenda. We know what these look like, because Amber's already shown us dozen of these over the years made by other companies. At least it's only 1, and not 6-7 like she did with the Happy Planners at the end of 2019.
SCALE SCREEN!! Day 2: 495.4lbs (500lbs). Still doing Keto.
UNBOXING!! Toy Mini Brands: Mini K'nex box, Ninja Turtle action figure, Bot Squad? Figurine, different Ninja Turtle action figure, vtech children's toy camera.
-- NOVEMBER 5 2022 --
Weigh in (no scale screen) 495.6lbs (500lbs).
Jump cut!!! Poop bun is back. Oh, this is going to be a 'serious' talk. Ozempic - blindsided in chat and wasn't ready to talk about it, and needed to wait until she was ready to talk about it. (Translation: she needed time to think of a lie/spin for quitting Ozempic). I do hope Amber remembers telling us that Ozempic wasn't working as the magic pill she thought it would a few videos before admitting to quitting it when she spins this story...
Amber's doctor recommended Ozempic and Amber chose it out of 3 options. Amber told her doctor about her gallstone diagnosis from 10 years ago during the "89 el-beez!" (yes, this is a direct quote), as well as her past problems with pancreatitis. Amber tells us that Rapid weight loss is the loss of 1-2 lbs per week consistently over the course of weeks on end. 1) Not when you are over 400lbs, and 2) If this is rapid, then why is this the STANDARD amount recommended even for NON-BLIMPOIDS? Her gallbladder was under ATTACK during that time.
To help out those who are confused:
Not under attack when she ate herself from 500 to "572.4/569" in a year or less - TWICE.
Not under attack from eating shitty high-fat fast food every meal.
Not under attack from her 5000 calorie days.
Under attack from a 500-1000 calorie reduction per day when she was over 400 lbs.
Gotcha.
Dupers delight smiles throughout this entire segment. Throws in another pity comment about never being able to have kids. Amber's doctor knows of the pancreatitis and gallbladder issues, but decides to try Ozempic anyway. Amber's recent CT scans showed gallbladder sludge, and doctor wanted Amber to stop. Amber WANTED to continue it, and wanted to keep increasing the dosage. Ah, what a SHAME! Amber decided that she needed to keep on it and increase the dosage RIGHT AROUND THE TIME THE DOCTOR TOLD HER TO STOP. What an unfortunate coincidence. Oh, and her losing 106 lbs in 12 months was rapid - according to her doctor. 106lbs/52 weeks = 2.03846... (so, 2lbs per week). Hmmm...
WEB SEARCH: "what is defined as rapid weight loss'
https://www.livestrong.com › article › 22086-considered-rapid-weight-loss
What Is Considered Rapid Weight Loss? | livestrong
On a traditional diet, rapid weight loss is the loss of
more than 2 pounds in 1 week. According to the Mayo Clinic, 1 pound is the equivalent of 3,500 calories, so losing more than 2 pounds in 1 week would require a calorie deficit through some combination of dieting and exercise of over 1,000 calories each day.
WEB SEARCH: "what is defined as rapid weight loss for morbidly obese individuals"
https://www.livestrong.com › article › 412944-a-weight-loss-plan-for-morbidly-obese-women
A Weight-Loss Plan for Morbidly Obese Women | livestrong
The tried-and-true weight-loss strategy of reducing your calorie intake works, whether you are 10 pounds or 100 pounds overweight. Cutting 500 to 1,000 calories per day from what you eat to maintain your weight yields a 1- to 2-pound weight loss per week. A doctor or a dietitian can help you determine what is a safe — and not too radical — calorie intake for you to lose weight.
So then, your weight loss of 2lbs per week WOULDN'T be considered rapid, would it? And certainly not 1-2lbs per week.
"Gallstones are triggered by yoyo dieting". Yes, they are also caused by REGULARILY EATING LIKE A GLUTTON, which you have shown us you've done on a regular basis for YEARS. A memory trick for who are most likely to have gallstone issues - remember the '5 Fs': Female, Forty, Fat, Fried and/or Fatty foods. Amber has 4 of the 5. She was AFRAID to tell us - yes, because we know you are full of shit (and gallbladder sludge). Amber claims her body is failing her without her even doing anything. Again, the 2000+ videos on your channel tell a very different story. She goes back to blaming lipedema - even though 11% of women have it (more than 1 in 10, and 1 out of 10 women are NOT deathstar fat). Accuses her audience of wrongfully knowing her medical history. Sorry Amber, you AREN'T unique. Your body more or less functions like everyone else's body. Therefore, medical problems can be predicted, based on watching how they affect the majority of other humans.
Blah blah blah. 'Boolean', 'lies', hate. Reaction channels bad. Amber's health has become VERY IMPORTANT to her LATELY. Not happy with the community that surrounds her. It's hard to be herself.
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