Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Yankee Shogun]

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All I want to do is catch up. But you guys...

"I don't know why" autists are the only people retarded enough to consider dating you (either through desperation or autistic brain reasons). Also man he sounds like he's been smoking from the womb, I fucking hate his voice.

 

[DrNow]

Whoever they set their sights on after us, they're gonna go hard. They'll want something that'll distract entirely from their failure to censor us. The cranks and obsessives will keep writing complaints about us and doing their daily dilation of stinkditch, but the rank and file will be redirected entirely to something different and encouraged to forget about the neo nazi suicide machine that posed an imminent threat to human life just weeks ago.

 

[Brutality]

The E-Beggar's Woes.

GFM / Archive

Predictably, This person also Self Doxes. Think! Troon! Think!

 

[Sonichu-choo trainwreck]

Whoever they set their sights on after us, they're gonna go hard. They'll want something that'll distract entirely from their failure to censor us.

WTF are yo even talking about!?!
Keffals already delivered his victory speech. Kiwifarms has been down for a least a couple of months now. Nobody can read, post on , or even find kiwifarms, K-dog's victory is complete.
You really need to do your research (and study your queer theory) before you just go posting that crap on sites that don't even exist anymore

 

[Det. Frank Washington Esq]

TL;DR for the Keffals arc expressed in the following haiku.

Sprung forth in the Spring
Hot girl Summer, next comes Fall
Winter will be cold

Seriously, Keff experienced the three act arc Mr. Metokur laid out here almost beat for beat.

 

[Det. Frank Washington Esq]

See the hashtags. One is literally #sonic. How is this not trying to call the attention of underage boys? Some young autist just wants to see Sonic edits on tiktok and he will be shown Lucas' saggy moobs instead.

At least he was honest enough to tag the videos #trans and not stealth like initially suspected. Or, maybe the tag is beneficial to him algorithmically, and he's just on-brand.

 

[Nuns with guns]

Huge rainbows, but I really really hope Keffals paid for his checkmark and loses it. He might feel free at first, but he'll miss that blue circle giving him serotonine.

 

[FarmVille]

How lame ripping off a six year old play on the "Who's on first" bit...

What a pathetic thing for Benjamin Thomas Collins (1988-02-17) lives at Apt 5RE, 216 East 90 Street, New York 10128, to do with his Twitter.

Dud this thread doesn’t come up with the first many pages when searching that name even with Kiwifarms in your browser history and tech media has had about thirty more important stories since keffals.

This thread is weirder than a tranny at kb toys obsessing after this guy

 

[Det. Frank Washington Esq]

Lucas reveals that Ben Collins, one of the main journalists that covered his story for NBC, is secretly financially supporting him:
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I would love to catch up by the weekend but you lads...

 

[Um...]

I would love to catch up by the weekend but you lads...

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Is it me or is his voice getting deeper? Because he sounds like a whole male in this video, no ambiguity whatsoever.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

As someone who has never used twitter in their life, can someone explain what Lucas means when they say 'ratio" and why they're treating it like a "you just got served" sort of thing?

 

[Lone Star]

As someone who has never used twitter in their life, can someone explain what Lucas means when they say 'ratio" and why they're treating it like a "you just got served" sort of thing?

It's basically like bragging about karma on Reddit. If you reply to someone and your tweet gets more likes, you'd "ratio'd" them and that's apparently an epic own.

 

[Al from Dadeville]

Now NBC is writing articles about deleting Twitter DMs. Whatever Ben has on there must be pretty bad

Archive link Should I delete my DMs? What Twitter has on you, and what you can and can't do about it

Edit: I looked for other news stories about deleting Twitter DMs and the only one besides NBC is from some British dude. The other news stories are about how Twitter is working on end-to-end encryption for DMs
Archive link
Additional edit: when I searched for Graham McCluley on Kiwi Farms the only other mention was an article about a furry website being hacked link to post

 

[Pitbull Victim]

Speaking of our old friend Ben Collins, I noticed that a bunch of his college writing is available on the Berkely Beacon's archive. It's average smug college kid shit, but there was one article that was wiped entirely.



This piqued my interest and I was able to track down PDF copy of the article in question. I now know why Ben wanted it deleted - he comes off as a complete cunt.



"How could this backwards conservative have the same taste as a cultured, intelligent liberal like me." Also he seems to really want to fuck Meghan McCain.

The Berkley Beacon also has another article about Ben which shows that he shamelessly used the black newsman shooter wasting Ben's old roomate's girl on live TV to promote his own career.
Link/Archive

Like so many other political hacks, Ben appears to be another failed creative-type who is lashing out at the rightwingers who were too dumb to appreciate his unique genius.

 

[Baraadmirer]

As someone who has never used twitter in their life, can someone explain what Lucas means when they say 'ratio" and why they're treating it like a "you just got served" sort of thing?

It's basically like bragging about karma on Reddit. If you reply to someone and your tweet gets more likes, you'd "ratio'd" them and that's apparently an epic own.

The dumbest part of all this is that this is Keffals' definition of a "ratio" that hasn't caught on. The general Twittersphere understands the term to mean when one tweet's replies/quote retweets outnumber its likes.

 

[Burning Fanatic]

While listening to this podcast, where they criticized Boogie for being a manipulative sad sack of shit, the topic of finding an actual job came up. The gang did acknowledge how people like Wings, Boogie, and DSP do have many a-logs and haters that will stop at nothing to fuck with them, yet Kaya then points out:

I feel like 99% of the harassment that these- quote on quote "harassment" that these lolcows get would disappear if they just shut the fuck up. Stop tweeting where you work. Stop tweeting where you live. Stop tweeting your vacation trips. Stop tweeting your plane rides. This is why they find you. Just shut up.

You could call this a total stretch, but I wouldn't be surprised for this to be in reference toward Keffals. Kaya, or at least one of the guys, has also mentioned Ralph and KF on their show in the past, so it's likely they were aware of all the past drama with Keffals and KF to some extent. Of course, it's nearly impossible to be open and honest about the topic, as they all know full well how they would get a lot of actual harassment directed at them. Though even if this was merely a coincidence, Kaya's advice is 100% spot-on for any cows who wonder why they keep getting made fun of so often.

 

[A Sunset]

Speaking of our old friend Ben Collins, I noticed that a bunch of his college writing is available on the Berkely Beacon's archive. It's average smug college kid shit, but there was one article that was wiped entirely.

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This piqued my interest and I was able to track down PDF copy of the article in question. I now know why Ben wanted it deleted - he comes off as a complete cunt.

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"How could this backwards conservative have the same taste as a cultured, intelligent liberal like me." Also he seems to really want to fuck Meghan McCain.

The Berkley Beacon also has another article about Ben which shows that he shamelessly used the black newsman shooter wasting Ben's old roomate's girl on live TV to promote his own career.
Link/Archive

Like so many other political hacks, Ben appears to be another failed creative-type who is lashing out at the rightwingers who were too dumb to appreciate his unique genius.

"The offer still stands, Meg.

Can I call you Meg?

Maybe we'll have lunch."

Wow what a smug cunt. He also 100% wants a taste of that sweet conservative poon. Also very classy using the shooter situation to self-promote, I see nothing has changed with this POS. Great work finding this.

While listening to this podcast, where they criticized Boogie for being a manipulative sad sack of shit, the topic of finding an actual job came up. The gang did acknowledge how people like Wings, Boogie, and DSP do have many a-logs and haters that will stop at nothing to fuck with them, yet Kaya then points out:

You could call this a total stretch, but I wouldn't be surprised for this to be in reference toward Keffals. Kaya, or at least one of the guys, has also mentioned Ralph and KF on their show in the past, so it's likely they were aware of all the past drama with Keffals and KF to some extent. Of course, it's nearly impossible to be open and honest about the topic, as they all know full well how they would get a lot of actual harassment directed at them. Though even if this was merely a coincidence, Kaya's advice is 100% spot-on for any cows who wonder why they keep getting made fun of so often.

I guarantee all these fucking people know all about the Keffals situation, Kiwi Farms, etc. They just can't talk about it in fear of censorship/harassment.

Imagine if the floodgates open and suddenly all the normie-audience content creators could say what they really thought, instead of pandering to their audience and sucking tranny gash for Google. I remember when Keffals came up on Mutahar's podcast recently and they all got really quiet all of a sudden. LOL.

 

[Tasty Tatty]

As someone who has never used twitter in their life, can someone explain what Lucas means when they say 'ratio" and why they're treating it like a "you just got served" sort of thing?

Ratio used to mean something different. The ratio was formed when someone tweeted something stupid and it had more replies than likes and retweets combined. It indicated the difference and proportion: the bigger the ratio (say, 1000 replies against 2 RTs, and 200 likes), the bigger the stupidity you said.

Eventually, people simply spammed it saying "ratio!" to add more replies to the real formed ratio, and some of these replies ended up with more likes than the original like, which was abused by morons like Keffals who relied on bots.

 

[King Dead]

While listening to this podcast, where they criticized Boogie for being a manipulative sad sack of shit, the topic of finding an actual job came up. The gang did acknowledge how people like Wings, Boogie, and DSP do have many a-logs and haters that will stop at nothing to fuck with them, yet Kaya then points out:

You could call this a total stretch, but I wouldn't be surprised for this to be in reference toward Keffals. Kaya, or at least one of the guys, has also mentioned Ralph and KF on their show in the past, so it's likely they were aware of all the past drama with Keffals and KF to some extent. Of course, it's nearly impossible to be open and honest about the topic, as they all know full well how they would get a lot of actual harassment directed at them. Though even if this was merely a coincidence, Kaya's advice is 100% spot-on for any cows who wonder why they keep getting made fun of so often.

I've said it before, but it bears repeating: the farms may be a collection of autists that are very good at digging up info on cows, but the reason we find so much of it is because, nearly all the time, the cows post it themselves. It's a consequence of basically all normies having had really garbage opsec for at least a decade or more, but seriously, if you don't want people to find out about your life, quit broadcasting every single detail of your existence to the world.

Furthermore, I'll repeat: we don't make threads about just anyone, we make threads about particular people that do strange things that we then make fun of. Most of them wouldn't even be on our radar if they weren't terminally online and constantly exhibiting lolcow behavior. The simplest way to get a thread on you to disappear is to stop being a cow. Quit being a dumbass, and people will move on to newer and funnier cows. But in this day and age, where everyone is told to be their true self and never let anyone tell them that they can't do something, no matter how stupid, that's advice that very few will actually follow.

Lucas is a narcissistic, attention whore, incel, skinwalker troon that lashes out at any and everyone to stoke drama around him while hopped up on God knows what all drugs. His entire life is nothing but poor decisions, from trooning out to his failed streaming career to picking fights with Destiny and the farms. Not one person has ever sat him down to tell him "look, bud, maybe you're being an absolute fucking retard and you should stop," and even if they did, he'd never listen. And that's why he has a thread of over 2700 pages in under a year when we'd pretty much never heard of him before, and that's why this thread is only going to continue to grow. Man's got a lot more bad choices in his future, you can bet on it.

 

[glass_houses]

I've said it before, but it bears repeating: the farms may be a collection of autists that are very good at digging up info on cows, but the reason we find so much of it is because, nearly all the time, the cows post it themselves. It's a consequence of basically all normies having had really garbage opsec for at least a decade or more, but seriously, if you don't want people to find out about your life, quit broadcasting every single detail of your existence to the world.

Furthermore, I'll repeat: we don't make threads about just anyone, we make threads about particular people that do strange things that we then make fun of. Most of them wouldn't even be on our radar if they weren't terminally online and constantly exhibiting lolcow behavior. The simplest way to get a thread on you to disappear is to stop being a cow. Quit being a dumbass, and people will move on to newer and funnier cows. But in this day and age, where everyone is told to be their true self and never let anyone tell them that they can't do something, no matter how stupid, that's advice that very few will actually follow.

Lucas is a narcissistic, attention whore, incel, skinwalker troon that lashes out at any and everyone to stoke drama around him while hopped up on God knows what all drugs. His entire life is nothing but poor decisions, from trooning out to his failed streaming career to picking fights with Destiny and the farms. Not one person has ever sat him down to tell him "look, bud, maybe you're being an absolute fucking retard and you should stop," and even if they did, he'd never listen. And that's why he has a thread of over 2700 pages in under a year when we'd pretty much never heard of him before, and that's why this thread is only going to continue to grow. Man's got a lot more bad choices in his future, you can bet on it.

The fact that many- if not most- of the biggest lolcows show strong traits of Narcissistic Personality Disorder is pretty telling, too. In the past, there'd be enough pushback for the vast majority of NPCs to at least attempt to fly under the radar of the moral majority. But with the internet and the new emphasis on the rights of the individual, these people see no reason to pretend anymore. They're loud, they're proud, they're out. Especially if they adopt a protected identity; how many fucking trannies are full blown psychopaths to everyone around them? There's no need for them to wear a human suit, every awful thing they do will be excused- or even supported- by handmaidens. "Consent accident" indeed. And of course, it's not just trannies who take advantage of this, there's autistics who utterly refuse to learn the most rudiments of a human suit and use "I don't know any better" to prey on women, Borderline Personality chicks calling themselves 'queer' even though the very idea of going down on another woman makes them want to throw up, and there some horrendously predatory gay men and women out in the world who use the 'lifestyle difference' to cover up some absolutely vile domestic abuse. etc, etc.

In some ways an individualist culture is amazing, but in other ways... holy shit, it needs to be reigned in.