Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[AnOminous]

Guys, I'm scared that Lucas is eventually going to do that 24 hour charity stream he promoted a month ago and he's going to rake in millions because he's so wildly popular and loved by the trans community. I don't know if I can handle another massive Keffals W. Pray for me, frens.

I hope he does a charity stream, then just steals the money and openly mocks everyone dumb enough to trust him with money again. Fucking retards.

 

[Brigadoom]

This begs the question fren: Who would you trust with your beer money? Keffals or Sam Bankman-Fried? And you had to pick one.

I think I'd still trust Sam tbh. At least he'd use some of it on hookers and blow where as Keffals would just use it to groom small children so easy choice. I don't think for a minute this is going to get off the ground anyway because troons are notoriously fucking terrible at this shit and Lucas is the Alpha spastic. He is become death destroyer of charity money.

Who'd you trust more? We should make it a poll and let everybody cast a vote.

 

[Punished Neco]

I hope he does a charity stream

I hope he does fucking anything.

Is going back to Ireland tomorrow so apart from Discord logs I don't think we're getting any milk for awhile unless they have a last minute spergout about how their new apartment is known just before boarding the plane.
Actually that'd be quite funny, trying to pass off the already planned Ireland holiday as fleeing the country for a second time.
'Things have escalated, Now I'm fleeing back to potato island Pt.2'

 

[Markass the Worst]

I have no better place to put this, but Nate Bronze and Ben Callin' are in a slap fight:

https://archive.ph/zwUD7

https://twitter.com/NateSilver538/status/1594757740710490112

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Journoscum Ben Collins needs his own thread.

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

I’m derailing a bit, but it’s interesting to note that, while using oriental as a noun is considered offensive, doing the same with occidental (the antonym of oriental, meaning “from the west”) is a-okay according to Oxford. View attachment 3907350

probably because it's very old-fashioned, and has largely fallen out of use since World War II

Its always disappointing when attractive women are consciously insufferable.

citation fucking needed, pal
(joking aside, Taylor Lorenz is basically a total sociopath and completely rotten on the inside, to the point that she's got her own thread on here)
(ed.: she's also the kind of silly bitch who'd equate being called attractive on a wrongthink site with a rape threat)

 

[WonderWino]

Unless you're Corporal Maxwell Q. Klinger*. Who, as it happens, dressed as a woman as part of his fake crazy.

* M*A*S*H reference

Spoiler: Section 8

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On that note I can totally see keffals doing a klinger on stream

 

[Dickens Cider]

On that note I can totally see keffals doing a klinger on stream

He can’t pull off Klinger. Klinger was funny, interesting, self deprecating and respectful of women, had more hair on his head, eventually got married to soon ye and not a weeb body pillow, knew how to sacrifice for his friends and the greater good, and had actual friends and saw a real fuckin war. Yea no I don’t think so. Fuckin Winchester coulda beaten Lucas’s ass.

Edit to add - Klinger could also run a scam and not get caught.

 

[JohnWick]

probably because it's very old-fashioned, and has largely fallen out of use since World War II

citation fucking needed, pal
(joking aside, Taylor Lorenz is basically a total sociopath and completely rotten on the inside, to the point that she's got her own thread on here)
(ed.: she's also the kind of silly bitch who'd equate being called attractive on a wrongthink site with a rape threat)

Lorenz looks passable by her profile picture before you see her talking on video. That bitch has some horrifying shit going on with her chin and jaw she's like female captain qwark

 

[Disheveled-Human]

Everyone who touched us ate shit in the end. Evil Wins against Evil. Cloudflare, Ben Collins, Keffals, Liz. Maybe people should just ignore what they don't like and stay in their lane next time. Not gonna lie tho if I was Liz the line I would use before getting into a fight with someone would be "If you fuck with me we are going to have a consent accident".

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

Looks like the Kiwi who suggested a non-profit was next in Lucas' grift is owed a pint. What a fanny! Who's going to trust this crack head looking nigga with $1000 a month to dole out to people he himself picks.

He should call it “the Tugboat Foundation”.

 

[PaleRider]

Speaking of WillyMacShow, he just posted his newest vlog and he already got 3k.

I will say WillyMacShow did a great job of condensing down Keffals' absolute retardation into bitesize chunks that the bottom-feeders can get (unlike the Keemstar/Nick DiOrio clusterfuck of a stream). I'm kind of enjoying watching this dumpster fire months into the making, especially attacking the site and the userbase, considering how hard he, that retard Liz Fong Jones and the rest of the Troon Troop tried to wreck shit.

Aside from asking what the fuck the endgame for this was even supposed to be, I'm curious what the fuck the next sperg cycle of Keffals related bullshit is going to be? A rebrand? Becoming a Vtuber? Going back to tranny porn? I'm curious how the next season of this is gonna play out, since retards like this never truly fuck off of the Internet.

 

[Retink Retunk]

I'm confused, how did WillyMac manage to move without raising a hundred grand on GoFundMe or going through Ireland to move to the next town over? That's some Christopher Columbus circumnavigation shit.

And since the dude clearly reads this thread, Lucas isn't completely wrong about the companies that own the wires as Zayo, a tier one provider, did drop services which is incredibly fucked for a company in their position to do.

 

[Haramburger]

How is oriental offensive now too? Why do White men chugging soy lattes get to decide what is and what isn't offensive? They can go kill themselves.

The fake "Chinamen looking text" on that cheap garbage blinders is more offensive than the word "oriental", not that anyone should care because it's oriental made.

I'd say it was considered offensive to HR harpies for at least the past 15 years, if not longer. But it's offensive only in the textbook sense like "gypped" is in the US. The odds of you ever face-to-face offending a gypsy is astronomically low, but some liberal west coaster is likely to report you upon hearing it just to get to practice their pity party skills on you so that's why it's forbidden in american business, someone will complain and then they'll have to hand out free shit to bury a lawsuit/news story.

Big ups to that WillyMac actually showing on video searching "kiwi farms" and navigating to the front page via clearnet, it's exactly what Null intended and hopefully his viewers follow suit, join up, and I get to haze them for being the normie faggots they are

 

[EpicGamerMoment]

I am certain that now with his boyfriend dumping him he will have no face to face interactions with any humans at all and that will drive him completely insane. I expect a huge bump in the hard drugs he takes to the point I would not be surprised of accidental OD at some stage. Maybe even on stream.

OnlyUseMeBlade 2.0

 

[Unabomber Eleven]

As promised….



Clara, the HRT Heroine and Patron Saint of Minor Troons


Saint Sorrenti, Cryptkeeper of Catboys

 

[Super-Chevy454]

As promised….

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Saint Sorrenti, Cryptkeeper of Catboys

I feel sorry for the poor cat.

 

[Det. Frank Washington Esq]

I think I'd still trust Sam tbh. At least he'd use some of it on hookers and blow where as Keffals would just use it to groom small children so easy choice. I don't think for a minute this is going to get off the ground anyway because troons are notoriously fucking terrible at this shit and Lucas is the Alpha spastic. He is become death destroyer of charity money.

Who'd you trust more? We should make it a poll and let everybody cast a vote.

I'd have to put my money on Sam "Its In The Name" Bankman-Fried. If I'm gonna get fleeced, may as well be by the best in the business. And Lucas ain't it.

Lorenz looks passable by her profile picture before you see her talking on video. That bitch has some horrifying shit going on with her chin and jaw she's like female captain qwark

C'mon now... Those flaws are only pointed out because of her ugly soul. Otherwise, especially if she was chill, they would be forgivable. Quirky or endearing even. I digress.

 

[Unabomber Eleven]

I feel sorry for the poor cat.

Fear not, dear Farmers, for we have Saint Null, Saint Rowling and Saint Unabomber to protect Catboy and Farmer alike

 

[Chandelier]

If people forgot, Keffals still really REALLY hate women, especially women that don't play pretend with him.
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"I got" Hey Lucas, was those 100k not supposed to go to a legal fund?

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"I got"
Nigga you stole that money, and made a big show about saving trans kids in need. What charity has Lucas EVER donated to, that exceeds $200?

 

[PaladinBoo]

Nick Reiketa had his account restored on Twitter. Another L for Keffals and his fans.