-- NOVEMBER 23 2022 --
Location: Sitting on the couch
"Hello, hi, I am on the Titanic". No iceberg jokes. She jokes about Jack flirting with her. That threw me off. I was expecting her to joke about ROSE flirting with her.
LEGO: She's finished two chunks and needs to click them together. She's a construction worker, y'all.
Jump Cut! GoodWill box. The "Knee-High" (NiHao) trash is going in, some heart shapped metal straws, a tacky mirrored box, Starbucks cup, water bottle, and a book on how to cook vegetables (#weightlossgoals).
Location: Standing in the living room(?)
Shows water spots on her shirt from all the dishwashing she did. As she walks down the hall, she points the camera to her face, and it seems like there is a lot of rocking back and forth as she walks.
SCALE SCREEN: 504.8 lbs. Claims on Track. With no plan, this is meaningless. She lets us know she didn't poop, hinting this is REAL weight loss. I'm more inclined to believe these small back and forth changes are just slight inaccuracies with the scale.
Location: Sitting at her Desk
RARITY!!! Amber is watching H3 on her computer.
TWINKIE!!! In a pet bed or on a blanket, getting belly rubs by Amber.
Jump Cut!! Amber's bringing back 'Jewellry of the Day' from 8-9 years ago. Well, you've only been YouTube for 9 years and like, 1 1/2 weeks, so probably 8 or less years ago. Anyway: TRASH. More specifically: gold looking dirt-metal hoops with lips in the centre. Amber unlocked a memory!
More wrapping of Jade's gifts. Wrapped one box, somehow fucked up the size she cut the paper. Amber explains how them alternating the present opening during vlogmas will work (again).
Jump Cut!! Amber found the H3 Podcast with Amber's 'reacting to me lying.....' video.
-- NOVEMBER 24 2022 --
Location: sitting at her desk.
"Hello!" Amber's still doing her makeup, and she talks about how she does her winged eyeliner. It's just her and 'Feline' (JADE) there as it's THANKSGIVING. Yeah!! Bring on the Rotisserie Chicken! Amber's going to help by making the stuffing (probably StoveTop), while Jade makes everything else herself because Amber doesn't know how. Way to contribute, Amber.
Location: Standing near the kitchen island
Amber opens a tub of Dean's French Onion Dip and a bag of Party Sized Ruffles, because Jade has never tried it before. Jade tries the dip off camera while Amber tastes Jade's food and pretends that it slaps. Amber's using a plastic fork. Amber taste tests the dip, and it's obvious she likes it more than Jade's food.
Jump cut!!! BEHOLD!! The 'Carbageddon' Spread: a medium(?) disposable roasting tray of oily-looking cabbage, a medium(?) disposable roasting tray of mashed potatoes, a medium(?) disposable roasting tray half full of stuffing, a GIANT disposable tray of mac and cheese, and a very greasy looking and not at all crisped chicken. I wonder if Jade knows about Amber's sludgy gallbladder? That stuffing DEFINITELY looks like StoveTop. I guess Amber forgot that Jade doesn't like StoveTop as she finds it too salty. So Amber's only contribution to the dinner will be eaten by Amber alone (#relationshipgoals). I'm not going to do the stupid Reddit "I could feed my family of 12 for a MONTH on that food" bullshit, but it was too much food for 2 people. Particularily when one of them is supposedly trying to lose weight to save their life.
TikTok transition to show Amber's plate going from empty to full. Good job on the teeny, controlled portion of chicken and cabbage! Beige on beige on beige on beige on brown. And if you truly believe that this dainty portion is all she ate, you must be new. You can't fill up on chicken and cabbage when you have an entire tub of dip and a family sized bag of chips to 'binge on' later. Or a case of Ramen. And a freezer full of ice cream. You need to pace yourself on the actual food to maximize your 'binge' capacity.
Location: Sitting on the couch.
RARITY!!! Doing a taste-test of the tree. Gives a guilty look when Amber calls to her. Hahaha, silly kitty.
-- LATER THAT NIGHT --
Location: Sitting at her desk.
Amber's working on her LEGO again. She shows the progression like a slideshow with voice over.
RARITY!!! Amber dropped her camera, and now she having problems with the sound. She's worried because it's giving her vlogs a bad quality (I don't think the CAMERA is the problem people are noticing...), so she's going to get another camera. She gives a long rambling explaination about how she's going to run out of days in the month before she runs out of November footage, so she might adjust her upload schedule. Amber is always in the headphones because she wears them when Jade is working and sleeping. Makes sense as Amber is nocturnal and Jade isn't.
-- FEW MOMENTS LATER --
Daily vlogs have started.... as we already kn0w based on this one. Amber talks about failing Vlogmas in the past. It was because she was too shy being around Jade. Suuure. Were you also too shy to film around Becky the year before when you failed? (You know, while she was wiping your ass?). Listening to Amber's promises leads to disappointment, so I'm not really listening to this. We'll find out when it happens. Amber says she loves her New Year and New Resolutions that she fails, and then laughs about it. Be prepared for numbers and lists, as she loves those. Now she's rambling about zodiac signs and personality traits.
SCALE SCREEN: 505 lbs. Yeah, this is just variation in the scale. Amber says she was on track, but didn't do as well as she could, and is being honest. Doesn't sound honest. If you didn't do as well as you could, you WEREN'T 'on track'. Oh, she must have heard me because now she's saying she was off track. And that's why these terms have no meaning. Gives proper outro.
