Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[FinnSven]

Im sure no teacher wanted to help Fatrick because he was probably insufferable and argued with them about everything.

‘no child, E does not equal mc2, your stupidity is a felony wait for the knock’ or some dumb shit like that

Or he just thought he didn’t need help and didn’t listen.

 

[LiquidKid]

What terms do you even input to find something like that?

Of course I doubt it's something he made himself. 90% of his tweets are pithy images and quotes that others have created. Come to think of it, I doubt he even knows what pithy means.

I have no idea and I refuse to type anything even remotely close enough because the mere thought of the image results freak me out. The only Sage search would be Trojan horse, and i know that won’t result in this

 

[Money Baggz $$$]

I know I'm 12 days late but what the fuck does any of this even mean? Earlier ITT people were talking about their least favorite version of Pat. This one makes me uncomfortable.

Ready for more crap? Gym Pat is back!

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[bile demon]

Has anyone tried looking into those breaches? I don't know how that site works, could it potentially yield something interesting?

 

[Dean Pentel]

You guys are making a Patrick Tomlinson out of a mole hill here.

You get it?







Because he's very, very fat.

 

[Henri Barbusse]

Or he just thought he didn’t need help and didn’t listen.

He definitely argued with his teachers. One of them even wrote that Pat would argue with a fence post into his yearbook.

I'd look up the original post that mentioned it, but searching the thread brings up too many posts about the time Pat argued with a fence post on Twitter.

 

[Die Dunkle Maus]

not heard of this guy until today but holy shit he may be one of the most punchable motherfuckers the earth has ever seen

If you only knew how bad (by that I mean amazing) it is. I may be some kind of deviant, but it's worth a full thread read.
I think it's only second to @Lowtax saga, which, tragicomically, is no longer providing any fresh milk due to the dead stuff.

EDITED: I am by no means a connoisseur and am at best a level two KF grunt, any other recommendations would be maliciously appreciated)

 

[Mr Moonface]

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Has anyone tried looking into those breaches? I don't know how that site works, could it potentially yield something interesting?

His wife's email:



And she's supposed to be a SEO expert. They really are made for each other.

 

[Beak Thing]

Hooligans has a really good menu of various bar foods and a nice draft list...I'd stop there if I'm ever in the area. Seeing this idiot would make it that much more worthwhile.

 

[Maude Snew]

You get it?







Because he's very, very fat.

The mole hill is what he calls his penis.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

His wife's email:

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And she's supposed to be a SEO expert. They really are made for each other.

Jesus Christ, I was going to give her a benefit of a doubt since it's an easy email to add to any hack, but the amount of sites that come up is terrible. 27 sites on just one email. I bet every account used the same password too.

 

[RussianParasite]

I bet every account used the same password too.

ILuvNigg3rF@rt$

 

[Broadside]

I'm sure everyone who has read this thread has had moments where they start to feel a little bad for Rick, but the thing is, you keep reading a page or two and Rick himself completely quashes any sympathy you could possibly feel for him through his own behaviour.

Oh I'm long past that point by now, he's a thoroughly poisonous little man. I don't think he's ever been a decent person. Can't even imagine how insufferable he was as a kid.

 

[Ophelia]

I'm sure everyone who has read this thread has had moments where they start to feel a little bad for Rick,

I don’t think I’ve ever felt sorry for him. The way he’s talked about Pringles Can John before and after his passing alone is enough to wipe out any sympathy I might have had. I might be able to muster up some pity, but that’s it. He is a true and honest Bad Person who gets what he deserves.

‘no child, E does not equal mc2, your stupidity is a felony wait for the knock’ or some dumb shit like that

No, teacher stalker, pi is not 3.14. That’s your delusions again. Continuing to call on me for answers to questions constitutes felony mathing. Wait for the knock.

 

[Sir Dank-a-Lot]

Hey Fat,

What’s the mouthfeel of Elon teabagging you like? Enjoying it, child?

 

[Hey Fatrick FUCK YOU]

His wife's email:

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And she's supposed to be a SEO expert. They really are made for each other.

Since it's Gmail there's no way you could get in. Even if you've never enabled 2FA they will force you to approve the login from one of your devices.

 

[Lorgar]

If I was Elon, a vengeful autist, who owned a social media company, I’d have my engineers design a special checkmating for losses and give it to people like Patrick. Perhaps a poop brown checkmark that says this person is a verified loser.

Instead of a brown checkmark how about a pink triangle?

Hooligans has a really good menu of various bar foods and a nice draft list...I'd stop there if I'm ever in the area. Seeing this idiot would make it that much more worthwhile.

The food gets posted around occasionally. Wouldn't go there myself tbh even by shitty pub standards it's just slop.

Did anyone ever beat him up? If this guy acts like this with complete strangers over a minor slight, I can't imagine he won't do the same in public. And I can't seriously imagine anyone meeting him without wanting to leave the place some five minutes after, this guy is really an asshole!

No, but you see, little infanT baby child, if they were to try that real life tough guy Patrick, S, Tomlinson would simply feed them their teeth. And they know this, Child that is why they do not do it.

 

[Dean Pentel]

No, but you see, little infanT baby child, if they were to try that real life tough guy Patrick, S, Tomlinson would simply feed them their teeth.

"Feed them their teeth," will he? It's well known that Gunticus Maximus here would never willingly relinquish something even remotely edible (look at his social media feeds to see the slop he's so proud to say he's eaten), so I'm unsure how he thinks anyone is supposed to take him seriously when he makes threats like this one,

 

[Mr Moonface]

Jesus Fucking Christ!

 

[Maricón de Mierda]

Jesus Fucking Christ!

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The fat sitting on Hooligans' stool leaned back and Tweeted so heavily the whole of the world creaked under the weight of his exhaustion, sending a drizzle of fine nigger farts down and into his wife's vagina and anus.