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[Rome's rightful successor]

In other Disney related news....

First official image from Indiana Jones 5.

Like I said in the star wars thread. That's just a picture of a sad old man anticipating his beloved character getting ass raped by disney.

 

[XYZpdq Jr.]

We need to start stealing female characters as retribution: Lars Croft instead of Lara Croft, Eli Ripley instead of Ellen Ripley, Daniel Scully instead of Dana Scully, Woo lan instead of Mulan, Brad instead of Belle (Beauty and the Beast), Major from Ghost in the Shell, and so on.

The Bara Pair

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

Like I said in the star wars thread. That's just a picture of a sad old man anticipating his beloved character getting ass raped by disney.

*again

Although, I heard Ford is kinda grumpy and didn’t like constantly being compared to Indy and Solo, so who knows. Maybe he’s just checked out and waiting for payday?

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

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You tell me, take a good while look at him.
I've added a link to watch the movie in the filename if you care so much. I gave up watching it because of how plain and pretentious it is. If you're too lazy, it's https://web.swatchseries.ru/movie/strange-world-9j9mx/1-full

Just clicked on the link so you don't have to. The film can be best described as Soy the movie. If I was a concerned parent I would be far more concerned of if this film will turn my kid into a soyboy than if the film will turn them gay. Every character in this movie is soy especially the black characters. But the white lead is probably the most soy filled character of them all. There is almost no sincerity and all of the jokes only work if your soy filled yourself. The main demographic of who this film was made towards seem to be twitter and reddit users. The picture above is not the villain. The closest thing the film has to a villain is the parasitical plant that ultimately serves as both a twist villain and a force of nature villain. So it has the two worst villain trends of modern disney in one. The intended message of the film is "live your own adventure but you still got to love your dad" but in the film it comes across more as "be a hardass to your dad and maybe that will lead you to learning something new about this world". The grandpa explorer guy has a voice that sounds like Captain K'nuckles from FlapJack but he's not voiced by Brian Doyle-Murray he's voiced by some other guy. There is also a blue Flubber knock off called splat in the film. The first part of the film can be best described as Journey to the Center of the Earth meets the plants are dying plot from Interstellar and after the reveal it becomes a The Fantastic Voyage but it's all very soy. Oh and the twist at the end is that they live on a giant continent sized turtle.

Sent the link to a friend, and he said it was a complete waste of time that should've just been spent on watching more anime. Also confirms the gay teen is just a whiny little faggot and it was all the dad's fault the plot (if you can call it a plot) even happened to begin with.

He's pretty miffed about it right now.

It really was a complete waste of time that should've just been spent on watching more anime.

 

[ShitLurker]

*again

Although, I heard Ford is kinda grumpy and didn’t like constantly being compared to Indy and Solo, so who knows. Maybe he’s just checked out and waiting for payday?

I'm convinced he gives 0 fucks. He already looked like a sad sack of shit on crystal skull and I doubt he didn't notice. Harrison age gracefully did not.

 

[Uranus Pink]

I'm convinced he gives 0 fucks. He already looked like a sad sack of shit on crystal skull and I doubt he didn't notice. Harrison age gracefully did not.

Only thing Ford GAF about is having money to replace the planes he constantly keep crashing.

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

Here you go:

Spoiler: Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny

>Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny
>Film takes place in 1969
>Mutt Williams dies in Vietnam, flashback war footage of Shia is shown
>Helena Brody, the granddaughter of Marcus Brody searches for an artifact
>The artifact is the Dial of Destiny, which can manipulate time
>The Dial can turn time forward and back, but only at important moments of destiny, not wherever you are using it
>Voller is an ex nazi who works for NASA, secretly wants the Dial to ensure the Nazis win WW2
>Helena convinces Indy to join her for one last quest
>Voller gets the artifact first but Indy and Helena arrive to fight him
>Mid fight, the dial is turned, shifting in and out of important time periods throughout history
>Donald Trump being sworn in, Roman soldiers attacking an army, Jesus Christ being crucified, Dinosaurs on the hunt, and a futuristic version of Earth are all shown in the sequence
>Voller eventually gets the time to go to 1936, Indy and Helena are transported with him
>In 1936, Young Indiana is about to swap out the golden idol, when he is suddenly tackled by the three of them
>Old Indiana grabs hold of the Dial and turns it to 1969, on the Apollo 11 rocket which is about to launch for the Moon
>Voller wins and escapes to an unknown date, Old and Young Indy have a chat, Helena rewards Young Indy with a kiss
>Voller finds his past self and explains the Dial, young Voller murders old Voller, 1969 now has nazi flags in every government
>Helena Old and Young Indy find the scientist who created the Dial, to craft a second
>The scientist reveals himself to be an older Voller, kills old Indy, and escapes to the past
>Helena chases Voller, with young Indy sacrificing himself to kill the both of them
>With no Indy, Helena knows to save the timeline of destiny she must walk the path of Indy to preserve the timeline
>Helena recreates Iconic moments that Indy was in during the original trilogy, however "INDIANA JONES WILL RETURN" appears just before credits

Where tf is Marion

 

[Amber the Hedgehog]

Just clicked on the link so you don't have to. The film can be best described as Soy the movie. If I was a concerned parent I would be far more concerned of if this film will turn my kid into a soyboy than if the film will turn them gay. Every character in this movie is soy especially the black characters. But the white lead is probably the most soy filled character of them all. There is almost no sincerity and all of the jokes only work if your soy filled yourself. The main demographic of who this film was made towards seem to be twitter and reddit users. The picture above is not the villain. The closest thing the film has to a villain is the parasitical plant that ultimately serves as both a twist villain and a force of nature villain. So it has the two worst villain trends of modern disney in one. The intended message of the film is "live your own adventure but you still got to love your dad" but in the film it comes across more as "be a hardass to your dad and maybe that will lead you to learning something new about this world". The grandpa explorer guy has a voice that sounds like Captain K'nuckles from FlapJack but he's not voiced by Brian Doyle-Murray he's voiced by some other guy. There is also a blue Flubber knock off called splat in the film. The first part of the film can be best described as Journey to the Center of the Earth meets the plants are dying plot from Interstellar and after the reveal it becomes a The Fantastic Voyage but it's all very soy. Oh and the twist at the end is that they live on a giant continent sized turtle.

It really was a complete waste of time that should've just been spent on watching more anime.

What was point of the dyke looking Lucy Liu? I know the black chick was mom but what about the other one? Was she there just for gender balance or did she contribute to the plot? Also was there a reason why she looked like a man rather than allowing her to be the hot one when you already had a mom to fill the realist woman mandate?

 

[ShitLurker]

What was point of the dyke looking Lucy Liu? I know the black chick was mom but what about the other one? Was she there just for gender balance or did she contribute to the plot? Also was there a reason why she looked like a man rather than allowing her to be the hot one when you already had a mom to fill the realist woman mandate?

Because she is very realistic. I never see hot woman outside, but steroid abusing mystery meat asian behemoths with square jaws? Constantly bombarding my senses!

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

Doesn't a corporation like Disney release its books every year? They should bleed massive amount of money just from their animated failures and even the MCU look like it's barely covering production costs. I don't know if the theme parks bring revenue as before covid days (but making smaller meals suggest otherwise). I guess Disney plus can being money but from what I heard it sounds like it still hasn't eclipsed netflix.

 

[Amber the Hedgehog]

Doesn't a corporation like Disney release its books every year? They should bleed massive amount of money just from their animated failures and even the MCU look like it's barely covering production costs. I don't know if the theme parks bring revenue as before covid days (but making smaller meals suggest otherwise). I guess Disney plus can being money but from what I heard it sounds like it still hasn't eclipsed netflix.

Let's just say they do creative book keeping. I'm pretty sure nobody really knows what's going on because lower levels bullshit their bosses with their bosses' blessings becouse them look to bigger bosses and so on Add to there few honest workers and big enough fails that can't be covered and you get even more variables.

That's honestly expected, you won't find a big company with clear and clean books, so investors look more into if future plans are promising. So looks matter more than papers and Disney has been great at Razzle Dazzle.

 

[ロボ﹏§¤r﹏h¶rœ]

Disney CEO Warns Wokeness Will Go On Even If People Aren’t “Happy” - "We’re certainly not going to lessen our core values in order to make everyone happy all the time.”​

 

[ZMOT]

Plus wasn't the whole point why Cobra Bubbles was there because he is a tough guy able to make hard decisions? He's not there to be nice and understanding, he's there to get results because regardless of anything else going on kids have basic needs that have to provided. He wasn't just random nobody but chosen for Lilo and Nani's case. He literally said "I am the one they call when things go wrong, and things have indeed gone wrong."

also took it kind of a meta joke, guy like him would never work for CPS (and get shit done).

Disney CEO Warns Wokeness Will Go On Even If People Aren’t “Happy” - "We’re certainly not going to lessen our core values in order to make everyone happy all the time.”​

certainly not your shareholders

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

Disney CEO Warns Wokeness Will Go On Even If People Aren’t “Happy” - "We’re certainly not going to lessen our core values in order to make everyone happy all the time.”​

It seems Larry Fink likes to keep his pet animal Bob Iger on a short leash.

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

Disney CEO Warns Wokeness Will Go On Even If People Aren’t “Happy” - "We’re certainly not going to lessen our core values in order to make everyone happy all the time.”​

Fuck you too, have fun imploding then.

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

The following day, Murphy's Multiverse's Joseph Aberl reported that the film will include two new original characters: Tutu, a neighbor of Lilo and Nani Pelekai who speaks a Pidgin accent (because of course we can't just have her speak normal English or Hawaiian, that wouldn't be DIVERSE enough)

So will she talk like a BBC Pidgin article? There's no way that wont be funny.

 

[Ewan McGregor]

Fuck you too, have fun imploding then.

This surely is good news for everyone involved: People who likes movies, kiwi farmers, Star Wars fans, white people who don't hate being white, black people and LGBT who don't like being commodified, Republicans and Florida men of all walks of life...

Basically anybody who is not from California or a disgusting infantile millennial / retarded zoomer

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Bog Iger is just saying quote above in this thread because he sat back and led all of those “woke” decisions to fester in his workplace when actual workers were barely getting paid well enough and complained about working conditions in their theme parks. This guy is not doing it because he NOW concerns himself over losing money.

 

[The Nothingness]

Where tf is Marion

Probably divorced from Indy after their son was KIA because why have one Harrison Ford character be a shit dad when you can two.

What amuses me about the leak is the artifact sounds more ridiculous than what the crystal skulls turned out to be the last installment. I'm sure there will be Disney shills who'll consoom the timeline of destiny while continue to scoff at ancient aliens.

 

[Rome's rightful successor]