Dylan James Mulvaney / Days of Girlhood / Day __ of Being a Girl - Dylan Explains It All, a gay man interprets 'girlhood' in all glorious technicolor.

Given how fast Dylan has rocketed in popularity in well under a year, I'm becoming more and more convinced he's an industry plant. Either that or we've got a Lightlark situation on our hands.
If that's the case, why does the mainstream media choose the most awkward and horrid trannies to place at the forefront? This is weak compared to how progressivism effectively and insidiously tried to sell itself before the 2000s. How the hell is Lia Thomas and these other big obviously tranny figures supposed to convince anyone of anything?
 
Wikipedia is infested with ideologues and anal retentives. They have no idea what they're doing with their guidelines and relaying information.
Lest we forget the incident from about a year and a half ago when the Wikipedia moderators discovered that the elaborately detailed, illustrated, and extensively curated article about Desmond “is Amazing” Napoles was put together by a convicted pedophile who had previously been banned from contributing to the website. The whole article was taken down and a few days later replaced with a tiny neutral stub.
 
I have seen the Book of Mormon on Broadway since writing the post you replied to, and I can assure you that it is absolutely fantastic and not an absolute woke circlejerk. A running gag is that all of the villagers have aids and that a dude has maggots eating his scrotum. I haven't seen the original but the changes that the NYT article mentions don't seem to be as impactful as implied. I cannot recommend it enough.
Very glad you enjoyed it! It's a difficult work to "clean up," so if they were just trimming the edges to get people off their back, it's probably fine.
 
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Dammit. Anyone got an alternative for their rice oil shampoo?
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For fuck’s sake, you can see his whole ~womanly~ mustache in this video. Is he even trying?
 
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If that's the case, why does the mainstream media choose the most awkward and horrid trannies to place at the forefront? This is weak compared to how progressivism effectively and insidiously tried to sell itself before the 2000s. How the hell is Lia Thomas and these other big obviously tranny figures supposed to convince anyone of anything?
In their defense, have you ever seen a troon that wasn't horrifying? Dylan is one ugly mofo but compared to Jessica Yaniv? He's Miss America! Dylan is probably the best they could find, a campy gay bff is what libfems eat up
 
If that's the case, why does the mainstream media choose the most awkward and horrid trannies to place at the forefront? This is weak compared to how progressivism effectively and insidiously tried to sell itself before the 2000s. How the hell is Lia Thomas and these other big obviously tranny figures supposed to convince anyone of anything?
It could be a bit to seem more "authentic" by choosing someone who doesn't fit the mold, so to speak.
 
Can someone update the OP with a list of brands that he's shilled?
Updated brands list/sponsorships (please let me know if I missed any and I'll add them):
  • Ulta
  • Haus Labs (Lady Gaga's beauty brand)
  • Crest Whitestrips
  • Urban Decay
  • Eos
  • CeraVe
  • MAC
  • OkCupid
  • JVN Hair
  • Kate Spade
  • Love Beauty and Planet (Unilever)
  • Dr. Harrison Lee (Facial plastic surgery)
  • Charlotte Tilbury
  • Jessica Jade
  • Tab Vintage
  • Instacart
  • WhatWigs
  • KIND
  • Asos
 
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Updated brands list/sponsorships (please let me know if I missed any and I'll add them):
  • Ulta
  • Haus Labs (Lady Gaga's beauty brand)
  • Crest Whitestrips
  • Urban Decay
  • Eos
  • CeraVe
  • MAC
  • OkCupid
  • JVN Hair
  • Kate Spade
  • Love Beauty and Planet (Unilever)
  • Dr. Harrison Lee (Facial plastic surgery)
  • Urban Decay
  • Charlotte Tilbury
  • Jessica Jade
  • Tab Vintage
  • Instacart
  • WhatWigs
  • KIND
  • Asos
You have Urban Decay listed twice.

Not Eos, they make good lip balm!
 
Dylan gives a boob update while shilling for EOS

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dude… what the fuck lmao. do you think some marketing consultant watched this ad before approving it for release? i hope they didn’t actually see it, just absently sponsored him, and are now heavily regretting their decision.

i know we’ve already thoroughly discussed this itt but this is another example that proves gay guys can be AGP and the AGP/HSTS dichotomy doesn’t matter.
 
Updated brands list/sponsorships (please let me know if I missed any and I'll add them):
  • Ulta
  • Haus Labs (Lady Gaga's beauty brand)
  • Crest Whitestrips
  • Urban Decay
  • Eos
  • CeraVe
  • MAC
  • OkCupid
  • JVN Hair
  • Kate Spade
  • Love Beauty and Planet (Unilever)
  • Dr. Harrison Lee (Facial plastic surgery)
  • Urban Decay
  • Charlotte Tilbury
  • Jessica Jade
  • Tab Vintage
  • Instacart
  • WhatWigs
  • KIND
  • Asos
There was a Maybelline lipstick mentioned a while back in this thread. I think it was Maybelline. It was a kiss proof liquid lipstick.

My bad, it was Urban Decay. Soz.
 
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You have Urban Decay listed twice.

Not Eos, they make good lip balm!
There was a Maybelline lipstick mentioned a while back in this thread. I think it was Maybelline. It was a kiss proof liquid lipstick.

My bad, it was Urban Decay. Soz.
Updated/fixed.
I can't tell if he has any Instagram-only sponsorships since I have limited Instagram access, but it seems like he mirrors every tiktok over there so I don't think there are any platform-exclusives.
Even this one is just Charlotte Tilbury again:
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Updated brands list/sponsorships (please let me know if I missed any and I'll add them):
  • Ulta
  • Haus Labs (Lady Gaga's beauty brand)
  • Crest Whitestrips
  • Urban Decay
  • Eos
  • CeraVe
  • MAC
  • OkCupid
  • JVN Hair
  • Kate Spade
  • Love Beauty and Planet (Unilever)
  • Dr. Harrison Lee (Facial plastic surgery)
  • Charlotte Tilbury
  • Jessica Jade
  • Tab Vintage
  • Instacart
  • WhatWigs
  • KIND
  • Asos
Tampax (allegedly)
 
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