Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Anonymus Fluhre said:
This doesn't make any sense. If it's just "reactant mass" that could be anything. Without being specific, this sentence tells the read with any knowledge of science that they got rid of every single thing that could react with another substance. This dumb fuck wants to pretend he has a PhD in science?
Carbon reacts with oxygen to yield carbon dioxide, that's a reactant.
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Unless you're Patrick, because he gave up his rights as a father. He's also a dumb fuck.
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He might also have just handwaved some sort of "annihilation fuel" that isn't directly antimatter, but reacts kinda like it with a certain type of reactant mass. Like a hypergolic propellant, but more IN SPAAAAAACE more science fiction-y, antimatter propulsion without the headache the engineering for it usually gives you, because he can't actually think that shit through.
And this clown actually pretends to write Hard SciFi and gives talks about rocket propulsion at SciFi conventions.
Makes me much more motivated to continue writing, actually.
I wrote a short story about 5000 words or so long, and I spent ages thinking about how interstellar travel would work, even though the story didn't require any justifications at that point. I just wanted it to make sense. Still working on an internally consistent way of making frames of reference, causality, and FTL work for another stoty idea.
And I don't think Fatrick puts too much thought into his universes. He vaguely knows that spaceships need lots of power, so he opens Project Rho, skims the Engine List, sees "Antimatter" and the associated problems, and just goes "Alright, annihilaton fuel it is, problems solved". He wants interstellar travel, so he just says "Jump drive" or whatever, and boom, FTL, whatever. No shits given about the implications.
On the bright side, his books don't sell, he has zero success, and is reduced to alcoholism, debt, and a mundane day job he probably only got and gets to keep because of family connections through his wife.
And I think that's beautiful.
 
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Mr Moonface said:
Jesus Fucking Christ!

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It's actually kind of impressive how Rick's work manages to be simultaneously over and under-written. He takes 50 words to explain something that could have been covered in 5, but it's not remotely justifiable because his prose is so, so bland. I can't even make the joke that he's like a student trying to pad the word-count because generally that involves a bunch of flowery metaphors and excessive adjectives; this is just shit.

I bet he has plenty experience of 'lacquered lengths' sliding through his palms though. Because he wanks off the black men who have sex with his wife. That is the joke I am making.
 
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artilleryfroth said:
Please do tell! I hope Quasi is getting his due cut of the earnings?
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Felony atalkers register Patrick as an INSURANCE AGENT

Ordering pizzas is one thing, but registering Patrick as an insurance agent? People might actually start thinking that Patrick doesn't actually wrote novels for a living. It's naaaht funny and whoever did this should wait quietly for the knock. Quietly is the key.
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He has enrolled in classes and renewed his registration as early as a few months ago. I really wish he got more shit for this because he gets so embarrassed and angry whenever anyone insinuates that he makes a living doing anything other than writing.
 
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Telo Miriam said:
Actual tough guy
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Does this muppet realise "V8 Mustang" isn't the flex he thinks it is?
265hp in a v8 Mustang.
Ford Australia made their low tier shitbox tray back ute put out 265 from the Barra Inline 6.
The Utes we let the apprentice drive to go pickup superchargers & roll cages have more power than these rolling shitboxes.

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Only a fat faggot with bitch tits would brag about owning a Mustang in the year of our lord 2022.
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I had to find out what crap this cunt squeezes into. FFS I even typed he's name wrong & I get this gem of a thread
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Twitter thread from last year jerking off about these stupid Mustangs
AnOminous said:
You'd best not piss him off or he will demonstrate his enormous penis gunt by getting a Dodge Viper!
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Fatrick BLEEDS mustangs though.
I mean he's had 4. FOUR. can't afford anything past an '08 now.
 
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Die Dunkle Maus said:
Someone smarter, harder-working, and better-smelling than I should set up a Lowtax-style charity bout for Patty vs., oh, I dunno, anybody weak and effeminate. Shmorky? it doesn't matter.
I just want to see Patty get beat up by someone who has obviously had zero training and at best one beatdown in their life. Because they'd win.
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Arin Hanson would be the perfect opponent for Pat. Both are fat and Arin is a washout.
 
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Hey Fatrick FUCK YOU said:
Judging from publicly available records involving his activity in the insurance industry, it's obvious that he has a regular 9-5 now (that Niki probably forced him to get). So any writing he does is after his day job. It takes a shit ton of time to write an entire book. On top of that, I imagine it is extremely difficult to find the drive to do so knowing that there is zero guarantee anyone will publish it, and once he finally finishes, he's going to be pitching it to people who know full well that not one of his books has turned a profit in almost 10 years. As someone who is addicted to alcohol, food, and Twitter, the 4 hours a day or so that I'm sure he blocks out to put into his "art" I'm sure is mostly a procrastination sesh.
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if he has a 9 to 5 it cant be very engaging because he's STILL on twitter all day every day.

cashier rick
 
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Gwydion said:
No, women jump into his bed when he comes roaring along in his totally masculine car/motorcycle. Women want to be with him and men want to be him. You just refuse to see it because you're a criminal atalker child.
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The motorcycle thing really gets me. Does anyone really think someone on a motorcycle is bad ass? My impression is always that it's a boomer IRL larping they are an extra from "Sons of Anarchy".

God, could you imagine Patrick forming a biker gang? What would he call it?

The Diabetic Diablos MC

Deadbeat Lowriders

Oh and he would need a badass biker name like "four chins" or "sausage king".
 
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