The Awful Fursuit Thread - Viewer beware, you're in for a scare!

Okay seriously what is this supposed to be? The finished product just leaves me with more questions than answers.
A cursory look at their (okay, it's 99.99% a dude) FA page shows their "species" as doll. Some of the other masks are animals but maybe it really is just a weird doll creature like the cabbage patch listed above. Also it looks way bigger than I thought now that's it's being worn for scale. The "ears" still confuddle me.
 
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this person reminds me of AFemininePad
But the 'most likely to be a serial killer' award I think goes to a little-known AGP on r/GenderCritical back when it was a thing
Jill's Thrills, who wrote thousands of thousands of words pretending to be a satanic, lust-murdering, spirit-channeling British aristocrat with a sex slave harem
Like AFemininePad (and Jonathan Yaniv) he's obsessed with feminine hygiene shit, particularly diaphragms
I tried to pin him down but sadly he's good at opsec
 
Considering how uninteresting horror movie trailers have been recently, why no one has picked up (as far as I know) how horrific some of these suits look to base a movie around is beyond me.

I found an unfinished head on Ebay selling for $170 + $4.75 shipping that reminds me of the Grinch from the 2000 Christmas movie:
Baby's first dino mask strikes again.
 
I found something straight out of Uncanny Valley by way of copywrited characters - ready your Horrifying ratings, we're going in fullsuit.

To begin, what do you think when you see Paw Patrol?
If you have kids or been around them long enough, you'll know it's a much more bearable option than the cocomelon, in fact it's just Rescue Heroes with animals.

I'm sorry to report that this is not going to be a pleasent view.
Twitter user SpunkieDoggeh can be considered a Felix Fox wannabe - a murrsuiter that get fucked as much and as unprotected as his vulipne counterpart.
Also congrats Odin Wolf on fucking around without protection and finding out!
Anyways, Pup1k as he is known as has some... Worrying tastes when it comes to the fullsuits he fucks in.

Remember when I was mentioning paw patrol?
Turns out the subject of our ire this evening was able to look at a kids show where the characters he got fullsuit of, Chase and Skye, both who are canonicly 7 years old feral dogs were sexually attractive enough to him to make into fucksuits.
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God forbid any of you go cowspotting at any cons - if you see a child approaching this sick fuck, DO NOT LET THEM TOUCH THE COOM SUIT.

This has been a public service announcement.
 
I found something straight out of Uncanny Valley by way of copywrited characters - ready your Horrifying ratings, we're going in fullsuit.

To begin, what do you think when you see Paw Patrol?
If you have kids or been around them long enough, you'll know it's a much more bearable option than the cocomelon, in fact it's just Rescue Heroes with animals.

I'm sorry to report that this is not going to be a pleasent view.
Twitter user SpunkieDoggeh can be considered a Felix Fox wannabe - a murrsuiter that get fucked as much and as unprotected as his vulipne counterpart.
Also congrats Odin Wolf on fucking around without protection and finding out!
Anyways, Pup1k as he is known as has some... Worrying tastes when it comes to the fullsuits he fucks in.

Remember when I was mentioning paw patrol?
Turns out the subject of our ire this evening was able to look at a kids show where the characters he got fullsuit of, Chase and Skye, both who are canonicly 7 years old feral dogs were sexually attractive enough to him to make into fucksuits.

God forbid any of you go cowspotting at any cons - if you see a child approaching this sick fuck, DO NOT LET THEM TOUCH THE COOM SUIT.

This has been a public service announcement.
i feel like there should be some kinda social expectation in these places to let others know if the suit youre wearing is in fact of the fucksuit variety. people wont touch if you dont wash your hands after taking a piss, i dont think theyd be happy touching that
then again, walking into a furcon, you kinda imply consent to mingle with the minge

impressive work on the head tho i wont lie
 
impressive work on the head tho i wont lie
I'm going to assume you are referring to the "Chase" head and not the "Skye" head. The Skye one is so bug-eyed I'd hate to look into those void like eyes under any circumstances.

Both of them are off-putting and I would not have sex with them.
 
I found something straight out of Uncanny Valley by way of copywrited characters - ready your Horrifying ratings, we're going in fullsuit.

To begin, what do you think when you see Paw Patrol?
If you have kids or been around them long enough, you'll know it's a much more bearable option than the cocomelon, in fact it's just Rescue Heroes with animals.

I'm sorry to report that this is not going to be a pleasent view.
Twitter user SpunkieDoggeh can be considered a Felix Fox wannabe - a murrsuiter that get fucked as much and as unprotected as his vulipne counterpart.
Also congrats Odin Wolf on fucking around without protection and finding out!
Anyways, Pup1k as he is known as has some... Worrying tastes when it comes to the fullsuits he fucks in.

Remember when I was mentioning paw patrol?
Turns out the subject of our ire this evening was able to look at a kids show where the characters he got fullsuit of, Chase and Skye, both who are canonicly 7 years old feral dogs were sexually attractive enough to him to make into fucksuits.

God forbid any of you go cowspotting at any cons - if you see a child approaching this sick fuck, DO NOT LET THEM TOUCH THE COOM SUIT.

This has been a public service announcement.
Noooooooo no no no!!!!
 
My brother loved that show when he was a baby, so I have a bit of a soft spot for the characters. I hate that people do this with them. They're just supposed to be cute hero puppies. They're like. Three or four in canon? What the hell.

Feel free to hat me, I just needed to get it out.
 
This is clearly made by a suit builder with actual talent but... why? W h y ? !

Also the human-looking wig is very off-putting.
 

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This is clearly made by a suit builder with actual talent but... why? W h y ? !

Also the human-looking wig is very off-putting.
well its clearly supposed to be a granny

i gotta hand it to them, something that requires a lot more skill than making good art of conventionally attractive characters, is making good art of features that you dont normally see- and damn if thats not some good art
 
This is clearly made by a suit builder with actual talent but... why? W h y ? !

Also the human-looking wig is very off-putting.
She reads like a fluffy alpaca granny, which I'm guessing was kind of the point.

It's nice to see suitmakers trying out different things, complex characters, difficult hairstyles, etc.
 
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