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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

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Fannyscum said:
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He looks like the old guy from Jurassic Park but with advanced diabetes, alcoholic blood vessels in his nose and pedophilia.

EDIT: Ethan Ralph killed his own mother by refusing to take her to a life-saving dialysis appointment, forcing her to walk the entire journey in the West Virginia summer heat, whilst he stayed in bed hungover from popping prescription retard pills and jerking his confirmed micropenis to children’s Twitter pages.
 
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GayestFurryTrash said:
KF stayed alive because Josh is a stubborn autist who refused to let it die and was willing to fight the trannies. I doubt anyone at cozy would hold out as he did and be willing to go through the bullshit he did to keep it alive.
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Simon Dickerman wasn't even willing to go through the bullshit of having to continue associating with Nick Fuentes.

Pity the cozy.gov wagies who can't even put "backend dev for wignat streaming platform" on their resumes when this ship sinks.
 
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AnOminous said:
So did this fat wigger retard literally get a nickel silver ring with cheap electroplating and now it's worn off and he's allergic to the shit? That's a wedding ring?
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he can't wear his (as of yet unpurchased) wedding ring if he doesn't have a ring finger on which to wear it.
poor meigh, i guess the wedding's off, because if the druken swine has to choose between wearing a symbol of his love and fidelity for her, or wearing a symbol of his dearly-departed diddling daddy, we know which one he'll choose.

i'm going to laugh when he just switches paw-paw's ring to the other hand, and the infection begins again.
 
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.iota. said:
he can't wear his (as of yet unpurchased) wedding ring if he doesn't have a ring finger on which to wear it.
poor meigh, i guess the wedding's off, because if the druken swine has to choose between wearing a symbol of his love and fidelity for her, or wearing a symbol of his dearly-departed diddling daddy, we know which one he'll choose.

i'm going to laugh when he just switches paw-paw's ring to the other hand, and the infection begins again.
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What fidelity?
 
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The slow-drip of content from Gunt's destination photoshoot continues:
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His finger looks seriously infected. I'm guessing that the ring is stuck and he can't get it off his hoof:
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Gunt is bringing Spencer on?

MAN I am so glad I decided to not reschedule going on the Killstream

MAN I am so glad I let people talk me out of doing that.
 
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Ralph commenting on the Fuentes child temper tantrum. Once again he forgets we have footage where in a fight he actually curls up in a ball compared to Warski at least entering the ring willing to fight

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This tub of goo is ripping off DSP’s Internet Tough Guy shtick.

At least DSP has the sense to be a hermit and not venture outside where he’d have to back up running his mouth. Unlike Ralph.
 
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AncientPhosphur said:
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Ralph commenting on the Fuentes child temper tantrum. Once again he forgets we have footage where in a fight he actually curls up in a ball compared to Warski at least entering the ring willing to fight

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I am utterly fascinated with what Ralph believes in how one should live their life. Most men will tell you it's having a family, creating a safe environment for them and living a long life in order to watch your family grow. Not our Ralphamale! Those beliefs are for pussy ass faggots! A real man lives their life by always having to look over their shoulder and getting their shit kick in wherever they go. That's living life baby! He truly does live like a man who thinks he is going to die by the time he reaches 40. Way to be a positive role model and father to your children Ralph. I am sure when Xander and Cozy Rozy are serving time in a federal prison, the fate of many children whose fathers are absent from their lives, lamenting how their father wasn't there for them, they can at least take solace in that their daddy lived his life just like grand pappy Ronnie.
 
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