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Which is Better

  • Chicken Little

    Votes: 383 26.0%
  • Hunchback 2

    Votes: 53 3.6%
  • A slow death

    Votes: 1,037 70.4%

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You'll see, on the third page of the Earnings Call transcript, Chapek saying "And assuming we do not see a meaningful shift in the economic climate, we still expect Disney+ to achieve profitability in fiscal 2024 as losses begin to shrink in the first quarter of fiscal 2023".
Cool. Now look at the actual numbers instead of quotes by execs that you googled.
 
More people are finding ou that Strange Planet exists.


He is no the only one, either; social media frequently brings up that Strange World is failing due to the lack of advertisement.
That is the left-wing explanation, though.


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I wonder if there would be a new social media movement focused on spreading the word of Strange World and getting others watching the film.
 
So I decided to to check out this film with my folks this weekend, and seeing how I have never heard of this film's existence up until that point, I went in completely blind.

Overall I thought it was just fine, yes the mixed-race fag child is egregious but I thought to myself "at least it's not She-Hulk levels of jawdropping awful woke messaging." At most, it was tolerable. I thought the overall scenery inside the island-monster was cool.
The millennial dad raising his half-nigger son is a complete fucking beta male tho.

And... yeah. That's really about all I'd have to say about this. You're really not missing out on much if you decided to check this out yourselves. Also I love how they completely skim over getting fucking mauled for basically shutting down their town's power supply. Real smooth and totally realistic writers.
 
This reads like a shitpost riffing on No Time to Die. Has "Indiana Jones will return" ever been a thing in this series?

Also, why not just re-up Shia as Indy Jr? HWNDU jokes aside, he managed to survive 3 films on Michael Bay's notorious sets.
You know, I could understand if they had popped up another kid some where after Shia as Indy Jr flopped. Or hell even if Shia's character had a daughter. But to go out of their way to erase Indy from the time line? That is just some next level "FUCK YOU" to the fans.

Even Nu-Star Trek had enough sense to flat out say in the first movie that the old movie series still excised in another universe so don't worry about it.
 
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You know, I could understand if they had popped up another kid some where after Shia as Indy Jr flopped. Or hell even if Shia's character had a daughter.

Or just recast the part if the problem was the actor? After all, John McClane's son went from some kid to Jai Courtney in Die Hard 57.

But to go out of their way to erase Indy from the time line? That is just some next level "FUCK YOU" to the fans.

Even Nu-Star Trek had enough sense to flat out say in the first movie that the old movie series still excised in another universe so don't worry about it.

Isn't that almost exactly what they did for Dark Fate? Remind me how that did at the box office?
 
Speaking of Disney, I dare them to cast a black man to play Tarzan.

In fact, I triple dog dare them to.
wouldn't work, there are already plenty of gorillas in tarzan, audiences wouldn't know who's who

so Indy vs Borat and also the Millennium Falcon shows up?
the leaks seem to be true, which is both awful and hilarious. I'm getting my popcorn ready for the reaction of "the last jones (2022)"
 
>Helena Old and Young Indy find the scientist who created the Dial, to craft a second
>The scientist reveals himself to be an older Voller, kills old Indy, and escapes to the past
Gotta admit, this is an awesome twist, too bad it's in a shit movie. It punctures what seemed to be a garbage "second macguffin" plot often found in shitty sequels, and it means the dial doesn't have an origin, it's a continuity anomaly, evidence for the existence of God.

The funniest part is that a gender-swapped Indy can work if done properly and I know this because we already did it. Laura Croft/Tomb Raider is basically a modern day Indy with boobs and guns. Why can’t we do something with that franchise?
I keep sperging about this in various threads, hear me out once more:

they should've bought out Nigoro and made La-Mulana content with Lumisa as the main lead.

Indy depends too much on Nazis, and, in Spielberg's lolcow mind, fighting America's enemies. This isn't attractive, both domestically and internationally, because all other America's enemies are still very much around and would look laughable as the ultimate evil; and the movie thus will try to conscript the viewer from country A to fight GAE's war against country B, and he will not like it.
La-Mulana deals with myths in a very competent, hyper-autistic way. It doesn't give a fuck about offending existing religions, but you can cut those parts out. The supernatural is definitely real, but also mysterious, scary and substantially Lovecraftian -- this removes the cap on the power level of the enemies and gives us a rogues gallery to beat up without triggering too many nuclear-weapon states and/or getting our heads enriched off.

Indy also depends on Harrison Ford, and an heir hasn't materialized. Making Indy films without Indy is bad. (Making Indy films with the reverse trap that is Fibby Troller-Bridge is even worse.) Because an outright replacement is an insult and compares horrifically, we buy a different preexisting fan-favorite IP and "replace" (but see below) him with a wamen as unlike Kathleen Kennedy as possible. This allows us to nip (haha) failclone accusations in the bud.

Lumisa is a hot, blond, energetic, competent, young 4th generation Japanese-American action girl. She wears the US flag around her neck. You get patriotism, a way to conveniently dodge accusations of jingoism and racism, aspirational "inclusivity" (now this is a model immigrant - theoretically, you can be one, too!), and get to piggyback on the appeal of anime and Japs.

She needs a sidekick, who must be female, because no one likes soyboys.

Mulbruk is an "actually 3024 years old" female of a pre-Adamite race who looks like a barely legal Latina ethot. She's lazy and forgetful. Hire a Latina to play her and give the actress a 24 x 7 bodyguard.

So we have two very different young women, one Far Eastern, one Far Western, both are hot. Now we need the men.

Lumisa's dad Lemeza is an Indy who smokes, but smoking will hit us right in the rating, so he's just Indy. He was naive and energetic at the time of La-Mulana 1, but now he's got all signs of being Too Old For This Shit, exactly like Indy was in the first movie. When our story starts, he's missing, but is soon found and joins the cast as the second protagonist. He's hyper competent but also a bit of a doomer, so he and Lumisa sometimes disagree and go do their separate things.

Shawn is Lemeza's dad and rival a cross of Sean Connery and Gary motherfucking Oak. Eventually, at some point (end of second movie, or end of Season 1), Lemeza gets a chance to Gary Oak his daughter - will he or won't he? decisions, decisions.

Such a cast proofs our story against fucking and cucking and thus designates it as family-friendly, which is good.

Elder Xelpud and Nebur and the two comic relief secondary characters, male and female. Xelpud is an IRL shitposting village elder and Nebur is a villager who deliberately speaks like she has Tourette's, object lessons in not being respectively a neet and a bitch.
 
tbf Splash Mountain has been falling apart for years and would have lost all of its Song Of The South theming soon enough anyway due to neglect, WDW Magic Kingdom version at least
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I keep finding myself looking back at Lilo and Stitch and having fond memories of it. I also remember learning a couple years back about how there were deleted scenes involving tourists making casual racist remarks towards Lilo as well as character commenting over tourists.

Part of me is kinda glad they chose not to put that stuff in as I feel it doesn't really add much to the story and a bit political to be putting in a children's movie.

With talks of a remake supposedly coming out, I can't help but wonder if they'll try and reimplement those kinds of scenes considering how woke Disney has become.
 
Part of me is kinda glad they chose not to put that stuff in as I feel it doesn't really add much to the story and a bit political to be putting in a children's movie.
I am glad it didn't make the cut because that shit never happens, at least not in the direction they would have portrayed it.

I have been to Hawaii a few times over the last decade and every "racist" remark I have encountered (and every time I actually have encountered at least one) all came from native Hawaiians towards white people. There are full on derogatory billboards funded by Hawaiian groups targeted at white Tourists.
 
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