The Awful Fursuit Thread - Viewer beware, you're in for a scare!

This is clearly made by a suit builder with actual talent but... why? W h y ? !

Also the human-looking wig is very off-putting.
Why? I'll tell you why Nev. The suit maker is probably doing the other furries a solid.

Could you imagine, if granny got a younger looking suit Llama suit? And then a horde of drunk young male furries happens by at the con? IMMA FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF THAT LLAMA IN A WALKER.

And then the single dude or group wake up the next morning, hungover as all hell and regret hits them when Gramma walks to the bedside and starts feeding them freshly baked cookies. HAHAAAA
 
Why? I'll tell you why Nev. The suit maker is probably doing the other furries a solid.

Could you imagine, if granny got a younger looking suit Llama suit? And then a horde of drunk young male furries happens by at the con? IMMA FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF THAT LLAMA IN A WALKER.

And then the single dude or group wake up the next morning, hungover as all hell and regret hits them when Gramma walks to the bedside and starts feeding them freshly baked cookies. HAHAAAA
You think that a horde of desperate, young, prison-gay furries wouldn't fuck a grannie?

Hell, half of them probably have a fetish for the older ladies, given the propensity of these people to collect fetishes like I collect guns.
 
there is a non-zero chance that the person inside that suit is actually someone's kind little ol grandma who bakes cookies and watches golf on the weekdays, and then goes to cons and gets absolutely fucked up
Lol.

Do you think becoming elderly will make you some wrinkly cherub of purity? Have you ever worked at a nursing home, did service calls for the elderly or went to a casino late at night? At some of the nursing homes and service calls they will grab you by your pussy, peepee, or ass...no shame. At Casinos they throw on a gallon of mascara, have their fun and hit on others (huh double entendre). If ever there was a blessing in getting old, it's wisdom, and the old lady that bakes you cookies or the old man that puts a Walmart sticker on your shirt maybe doesn't give a damn to tell you about their sexual prowess. See there's a lot that young people assume about the elderly, looks can be deceiving and Viagra is also a thing.
 
This is clearly made by a suit builder with actual talent but... why? W h y ? !

Also the human-looking wig is very off-putting.
Man, I feel the artist did a great job on the suit despite it looking uncanny. However, I can see suits like these maybe being used for low-budget plays or movies (bonus points if the suit has moving parts like eyes or jaw). The fact that these are strictly fursuits being used at cons and to invade public spaces feels like a waste of talent since all you do is show off the suit, take pictures and romp with 10 other people in a smelly hotel room.
 
Geez, I wish I could buy a fursuit, but I can't afford one due to my wife's heavy drug addiction and the funeral costs for all of my children who died from FAS (Fetal Alcohol Syndrome).
Guess I'll have to go to Dollar Store.
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Geez, I wish I could buy a fursuit, but I can't afford one due to my wife's heavy drug addiction and the funeral costs for all of my children who died from FAS (Fetal Alcohol Syndrome).
Guess I'll have to go to Dollar Store.
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Damn Chinese haven't quite mastered the art of fursuit making, what the above fursuit is supposed to look like.
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Geez, I wish I could buy a fursuit, but I can't afford one due to my wife's heavy drug addiction and the funeral costs for all of my children who died from FAS (Fetal Alcohol Syndrome).
Guess I'll have to go to Dollar Store.
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i genuinely love these stolen fursona copy fursuits. everyone knows no furry is buying this, so i like to imagine some poor sap principal looking up "cheap husky mascot costume" into google for his school book fair and then buying a mockup costume of someones oc that you can probably google and find them taking it up the ass while morbidly obese
 
This is clearly made by a suit builder with actual talent but... why? W h y ? !

Also the human-looking wig is very off-putting.
There's a story behind this suit I've heard in passing - The person in it apparently physically unwell somehow, and isn't a fan of how rough and overly touch/cuddly other people in suit can act when playing their characters. So they intentionally made an old granny who looks frail to encourage people to not be so rough, which apparently works quite well. In a weird way, it's genius. Some people get so horribly in-character they forget that normal boundaries exist.

Anyway, this guy looks like that shaggy bear dog thing from The Shining with a Dino mask instead.
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Also a feral rat with uncomfortably realistic feet
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Off/on topic.... plantigrade suits are just fucking creepy.

At least the digitigrade ones have a better shape and dont give off as many skin suit vibes.
You think so? Both types always looked fine to me, provided the suits were well-crafted and aesthetically tolerable (just as important - well brushed/groomed and clean). Sometimes the digitigrade suits can get so extreme and exaggerated, where the femurs/tibias just look broken. Or they're so disproportionately thick the character looks like they have severe edema.
 
There's a story behind this suit I've heard in passing - The person in it apparently physically unwell somehow, and isn't a fan of how rough and overly touch/cuddly other people in suit can act when playing their characters. So they intentionally made an old granny who looks frail to encourage people to not be so rough, which apparently works quite well. In a weird way, it's genius. Some people get so horribly in-character they forget that normal boundaries exist.

Anyway, this guy looks like that shaggy bear dog thing from The Shining with a Dino mask instead.

Also a feral rat with uncomfortably realistic feet
LARPing as a disabled elderly furry to escape the reality of being a disabled elderly person.

Makes perfect sense.

Also, that rat is gross.
 
The person in it apparently physically unwell somehow, and isn't a fan of how rough and overly touch/cuddly other people in suit can act when playing their characters.
Checks out. When I saw the source material the creator mentioned "wanting to create a character people would treat gently". I didn't realize they were referring to literal physical gentleness. What a terrifying place furcons must be.
 
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