DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Hey Paypigs, tell Dave this exists on PC and I am sure he can spend thousands in it. I am sure his PC will mysteriously become an i9 with a 4090 damn quick.

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He’s so fucking unbearable tonight. Every time he dies, it’s lag, inputs didn’t register, other player was doing something illegal. Yet he just killed a dude in the house after almost getting wiped himself and keeps going on that the other guy “is such a stupid fucking moron”. That’ll get you some real organic growth. Cunt.
As I submit this, he just started calling the other players trash.
 
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CaptainDeTractor said:
He’s so fucking unbearable tonight. Every time he dies, it’s lag, inputs didn’t register, other player was doing something illegal. Yet he just killed a dude in the house after almost getting wiped himself and keeps going on that the other guy “is such a stupid fucking moron”. That’ll get you some real organic growth. Cunt.
As I submit this, he just started calling the other players trash.
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Such a hot take I could swear it's from a PUBG stream 4 years ago.
 
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Lmao he got triggered by a random comment in his chat that “FPS games aren’t his thing” or something along those lines. Immediately invents fake lore about playing the first Call of Duty and Unreal Tournament and laments that everything is dumbed down today. Also, I love how in his mind the first COD was Modern Warfare, the same way Fallout 3 was the first Fallout game.
 
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ACE CERTIFICATION PROGRAM said:
Lmao he got triggered by a random comment in his chat that “FPS games aren’t his thing” or something along those lines. Immediately invents fake lore about playing the first Call of Duty and Unreal Tournament and laments that everything is dumbed down today. Also, I love how in his mind the first COD was Modern Warfare, the same way Fallout 3 was the first Fallout game.
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Man what kinda lame ass story is this? Like Phil you claimed to have grown up playing DOOM and Quake 3. Now its CoD and UT? This isn't adding up guys. I am starting to believe Phil isn't the King of Retro at all
 
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Philipp Amthor said:
I mean a guy who chooses the title "king of hate" is probably somebody who likes to be a contrarian asshole for no greater reason than being different than others. I think Phil wants to be different than others in the first place and trying to make his contrarianism a business model only comes second.
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The best example of his contrarianism, for me, was when he smugly defended Cuties. :story:

 
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TheGreatWhiteNorth said:
Remember guys: he's totally not a drama streamer.
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Sorry this slipped under the radar for me. Did he really screenshot a conversation that did not involve him for the sole purpose of ridicule and defamation? And then jump on stream for even more of the same?
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
HEY!
Who's the asshole again? He has the fuckin cheek to go "i was just sitting with my cat and out of the bluuuueee i was attacked with alerts that some idiots were making fun of Callisto Protocol". He thinks that's funny?

What a coward. What a punk ass. He's past due for a non lethal smack in the mouth. Someone needs to finish what Jaha failed to do.
 
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PetiteDragon43 said:
What a coward. What a punk ass. He's past due for a non lethal smack in the mouth. Someone needs to finish what Jaha failed to do.
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Phil will just grovel on the ground and claim alcoholism and depression again becasue that works as defense. Give it a few more years and he will come out as alcoholic saying he was drinking gin every stream (something we say for years now) Phil is never at fault and he uses every sorry excuse he can pull out his gin soaked brain
 
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Balr0g said:
Phil will just grovel on the ground and claim alcoholism and depression again becasue that works as defense. Give it a few more years and he will come out as alcoholic saying he was drinking gin every stream (something we say for years now) Phil is never at fault and he uses every sorry excuse he can pull out his gin soaked brain
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This is from August 31st 2022...


 
Balr0g said:
Phil will just grovel on the ground and claim alcoholism and depression again becasue that works as defense. Give it a few more years and he will come out as alcoholic saying he was drinking gin every stream (something we say for years now) Phil is never at fault and he uses every sorry excuse he can pull out his gin soaked brain
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No one should give a shit anymore. Playing that card.
"i'm just a pathetic old gamer manchild. You really want to hit me?"
Yes.
More than anything in this world. More than true love. More than wealth. More than water. I don't want to see Phil die. I want him on this fucking blue trap oxygen bubble until he finally understands just HOW MUCH of an asshole he is. Unfortunately we don't have that time. Been fun.
 
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