Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[I call shenanigans]

I do wonder if she went to this place;

Eating Disorder Counseling | Lexington KY | Anorexia, Bulimia, and Binge-Eating Disorder Therapy — Tivoli Gardens Counseling LLC

Eating disorders and disordered eating are best approached with counseling from a licensed counselor and nutritional guidance from a registered dietitian. Tivoli is a counselor who addresses anorexia, bulimia, binge eating disorder, and orthorexia with a health at every size | HAES approach, in

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Tivoli Gardens Counseling LLC
711 Millpond Road Lexington, KY 40514
6 minutes by car from The Henry

It claims to be an holistic eating disorder clinic that advertises an Intuitive Eating book and a Healthy At Every Size book on it's homepage.

Services page suggests a base rate of $120 per 50 minute session. The 'specialties' page is a good laugh.

This one.

Unpopular opinion, but I completely believe that Amber is seeing a 'therapist', and it's the therapist from the Health At Every Size Eating Disorder Outpatient Program. Someone here found a HAES Outpatient Program within a 5 or so minute drive from her home. That might not be the exact facility she goes to, but it shows that they exist. The fact they can't take insurance shows they are not following established practices on dealing with eating disorders (or they aren't licenced/certified). And despite Amber saying that she doesn't believe in HAES, she specifically chose this clinic, knowing they followed HAES principles. Honestly, this sounds like a PERFECT symbiotic working relationship for Amber. The clinic will tell Amber whatever she wants to hear to keep the $700+ per month rolling in, and the clinic allows Amber to create the illusion that she's getting help to appease the enablers in her life while doing what she wants to do. "No, baybuh. The PSYCHOLOGIST says that it would be DAMAGING for me to *NOT* have that KFC Famous Bowl. You want me to get better, right?"

I don't think this is Amber's actual "girl" therapist because she doesn't appear to be a new mum and is still taking bookings. That said, there are plenty of HAES/IE pyschologists and nutritionist teams in Lexington.

 

[Boolean Bitch]

So, this is Vlogmas Day 5, or December 4th in the Amberverse. This video was an absolute rambling mess - and half of it is her complaining about her face. Amber jumps all over the place with topics and there is no cohesion. It's actually a little worse than her average incoherent vlog.

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-- VLOGMAS 2022 --

Location: Sitting at her desk.
Amber is Rudolf the red nosed Reindeer (she has a zit). She won't be wearing makeup, and apologizes for you having to stare at it. It's a 'moment'. It probably has less to do with your makeup and more to do with the fact that you don't wash your face. Rambles about body and self-esteem issues because she hates filming without makeup on. The fact that you film yourself in all of your greasy, no makeup, unwashed glory more often than you don't kinda makes me believe that you actually feel pretty good about how you look.

Jump Cut!! Scratchers molment. She traded in an old winning $5 ticket from the summer, and used it to buy 5 $1 tickets: Loser, loser, loser, loser, $3.

Location: Standing in the kitchen.
Present time! Gimme gimme gimme! Jenga game. They debate over whether this is a board game or not.

Jump Cut: Amber is sitting on the couch while Jade stands in front of her to set up the game. Amber of course has to be a bitch and laugh/point out that Jade set it up 'upsidedown' because the Jenga stamps on the blocks are upsidedown. Jade warns Amber that she is the Jenga master. Amber yaps and cackles non-stop, while acting like a moron. Even Jade sounds annoyed with Amber's bullshit. Of course Amber 'accidentally' shoves it hard to knock it over, then acts like a 3 year old.

Jump Cut! Matching outfits. Kiss off camera. Jade wrote Amber a 'Roses are Red' type poem and it's #girlfriendgoals. Twinkie looks totally over all of this and is trying to lean away from Amber. Amber is watching ... something on YouTube. Sarah Ray? I don't care, do you care? Amber rambles about how she likes certain vloggers because they edit well and are snappy and not long-winded. Amber discusses this in her poorly edited vlog in a long-winded way. Blathers about a stain on the wall. BORING.

Jump Cut! Google Search "Is caffeine a drug". Who cares? I thought Amber avoided caffeine because of the sooper serious PAC paputations (palpitations) it causes her? In all seriousness, TMI, but my ticker throws a shit ton of uncomfortable but benign PACs (and they SUCK), so I avoid caffiene for the same reason... but it really is a non-issue. I guess this happens when stupid little things become your personality traits - or she's running out of content and needs more FILLER. Amber thinks caffeine being a drug is SO WEIRD and wonders if she's thinking too much about it. I don't know, but I'd personally never accuse Amber of 'thinking too much'.

Location: Sitting at her desk.
Ordered food! Poke Bowl. She's obsessed. Ginger, cucumber, Eddie's Mommy (never met her), wasabi peas, spicy crab, carrots, onion, wonton strips, spicy mayo (and of course WHITE RICE!!!) It stops her from binging because it's a filling MILL. And aaayg. She forgot to mention the aaayg. 12/10. Then why don't you cure your binging by learning how to make this and eat it for every meal - nevermind, we know why.

Jump cut! Jade is using the stupid TikTok hula hoop while listening to headphones.

Play-Doh Advent Calendar: Small tub or yellow-orange play-doh and a stamp for a scarf. Amber tried to make a melting snow man in a scarf.

Kitty Cat Advent Calendar: Rarity awaits with baited breath (not). Another ball with a bell in it. Rarity can't be arsed to get up, so Twinkie goes for it instead.

Twinkie is at a healthy weight, so Amber is fattening her up with treats again. She shows the dog treats from an earlier vlogmas video. Amber babbles because words are hard. Oh, she's complaining about her looks again. Amber says that rawhide is bad for dogs.

Jump Cut! LEGO update. Amber's on step 19 of the Titanic kit. She's trying to not build it so quickly.

Jump Cut! Amber's watching "Let's Make Chicken Stir-Fry" from the YouTube channel Peetz Of My Mind. Amber wants to send him a superchat - interrupts to talk about her looks for the 3rd time in this video. Amber implies the problem is that she's been taking the makeup off recently, which she never does (she scrubbed the shit out of her face with the wipe again). This is so rambly and disjointed that I'm now only hearing buzz words: SELF ESTEEM ISSUES. SELF-CONFIDENCE. SHALLOW. DISGUSTING. ANYWAYS.

She wants to give Peetz a superchat, but it will cause more harm than good because of Chantal. So over it. Fat shamed. Wrong. Not friends. Situation. Cooking now comes natural to Amber (Hahaha). Mental Illness, Hi. When she pops into people's chat, Amber gets hate. Was this what Amber was referring to when she was mentioning a Vlogmas collab? This isn't a collab, Amber. This is hell. Leave Chantal alone; she hates you.

SQUEEK!! RARITY!! Thank GOD, SAVE US with your cuteness. Ugh, Amber ignores Rarity and goes back to rambling. Here's an idea, if you REALLY want to send a superchat to support him, just use one of your many, many sock accounts to do it. Maybe it's time for 'Damon White' to become a fan of Peetz?

Location: Standing in her closet.
You've heard of spring cleaning, but Amber likes 'Fixing to be winter' cleaning. Deep cleaning, decluttering. Shows underwear - she's going to donate her unworn pairs to charity (so... all of them?). She shows us her sorting through her underwear drawer. You know... you're doing something really wrong in life if you find yourself spending pre-Christmas alone in your closet, deciding on which of your pairs of XXXXXXL underwear you're going to inflict on the poor - just sayin'. Though I will conceed the point that it's still better than being in the GoodWill in Kentucky shopping for said underwear.

Location: Sitting at her desk.
Weight Watchers candy bar taste test. Chocolate Peanut Butter Pie snack bar. 2 Points. 60 calories. Itty-bitty (it really is - it looks smaller than a funsize bar). 78 Daily points. 28 'freebie' points. 4 rollover points per day for the next day if she doesn't use all 78. She gets scared and thinks she has to eat them all (we know). She doesn't always eat them all (yes you do).

WAIT A SECOND... 30 points per calorie... 78 points plus 28 points... so, she gets to eat 3,180 calories per day? What starting weight did she put down?! What ACTIVITY LEVEL did she put down?! Is this a bulking diet? Are the 28 'Freebie' points extra daily points or weekly points? I don't care enough to look it up.

Back to taste test: "It tastes like what you would expect... A healthy....". Yeah, she hates it.

YouTube Random Comment Picker
Heatherboo says "I looove-ah ur vlogmas intro!!!!! Too cute"
Amber says OMG thank you Heather. Amber thought it was cringe, but also cute. She came up with it herself and the audio is authentic.
Not everyday is going to be super entertaining. She doesn't leave the house every day because muh lipedema and some days she needs to rest. Byee.

-- VLOGMAS 2022 --

TL;DR: Amber is having self-esteem issues because of a zit. Jenga game. Tries to start drama with Chantal again. Advent Calendars. Poke Bowl and WW snack bar. Disjointed babbling.

[Edited to add image of Twinkie from the vlog. She's trying to lean to move away from Amber. She SHADE...]

 

[My Cat Is Racist]

the best poke bowl, low self esteem, & body issues vlogmas day 5​

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[Salvador Dali]

It's always fun seeing how financially irresponsible people waste their money on the most useless shit for instant gratification. Every single thing in Amber's life revolves around uncertainty and getting a rush of something new until she gets bored again. Wipey has picked up on this formula quite well.

Amberlynn will always be in her poverty mindset because of her fetish with childhood trauma. The gas station scratch-offs she does is probably reminiscent of her childhood which I don't doubt her parents probably used to score some extra bux for crack. The lottery truly is a tax on the poor and the dumb (Amberlynn is bolth).

They bought 30+ gifts for each other just for Christmas alone. The house is probably gonna look like some shit off of hoarders by January. Can't wait to see what they're gonna drop off at the curb of Goodwill! I am looking forward to her future Boxing Day haul where she will inevitably forget about all the useless shit they gifted each other weeks prior.

Even if she is making lots of money, the amount of shit she orders on daily basis (Amazon, Instacart, subscriptions, etc.) would make any financially-sane person realize how much credit card debt she probably is in. I don't doubt she has some savings, but she probably doesn't consider her credit card balance to be a debt because she loves to play semantic games with this type of shit. What happened with the $200+ foot pedal thing wipey got her which we never saw again? The overpriced plastic hula hoop she got will share the same fate Inshallah.

At this point, the most financially optimized thing Fatty can do is develop a meth addiction like her mom and pop so she can shed the pounds and have some focus in her life. Heal your inner child Amber! Eat more meth shards!

Also, I still don't understand why she includes Wipey's voice in her video. If she isn't gonna show her face at least tell the nigga to stfu so we don't have to hear the chimp screeching "baybeeh" every second.

Fun cozy winter fact: Amber weighs approximately ~2.5-3 Peetz... gross!

Boolean Bitch should be canonized into sainthood for their recaps. Documenting this whale is like watching paint dry.​

 

[Xenomorph]

Bruh

Looks like hot dog filling

 

[Bees]

Bruh

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For the rest of you trying to puzzle this out, here is ambers hand, foreshortened forearm and incredible lardbound upper arm.

 

[My Cat Is Racist]

For the rest of you trying to puzzle this out, here is ambers hand, foreshortened forearm and incredible lardbound upper arm.

Pretty sure that lardbound upper arm is resting on her massive gunt as well otherwise those massive bingo wings would be hanging even lower. This is some David Cronenberg shit.

 

[VirginMary]

How the hell can this fat fuck—who is online 24/7—be incapable of researching weight loss surgery options, costs, and insurance coverage?

This video came up in my recommended. The woman makes a good job breaking down what is needed to get approved for WLS and steps that need to be taken before. Of course her breath is wasted on AmberlynnReid, there is no way in hell Amber will do any of the things needed. None. Zero. Zip. Even if she made all the steps up to the liquid diet that would be what ends it all. She'd scream starvation, malnutrition, whatever other bullshit and go back to chewing on garbage (I really do hate how her face looks when she chews, it's just too gross).

Also. If Amber was a female grizzly bear she'd still be overweight! Imagine being the size of a fat grizzly...

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

lol as if Chantal cares enough about Pee to care if Amber gives him a superchat or not

 

[Kier Starmer]

The video was absolutely dreadful, just a mess, and her new habit of going "hehe Childhood trauma" is beyond fucking obnoxious. Guess what Amber! An actual traumatized person would never admit they are traumatized because hey guess what, they are actually fucking traumatized.

I think she thinks if she moves into this angle of making people MATI it gets her more views because all this shit is all about views. It is painful to see how hard she is trying to meme at the moment and recapture 2018 Amber. One tell she always does though when super desperate is cow tip or mention reactors and the Peetz thing was exceptional.

She is trying to present as this rich influencer woman but we here know the truth, this is her last Christmas of good living. She spent easily $400,000 in 4 years (her combined income when she was big) She spent all of that in such a short time and has nothing to show. She could have had a house built for that and lived frugally.

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Another issue looming is January earnings from Youtube so due to advertisers backing out after Christmas Youtube earnings literally become 2/3rds of what they are. This is her Feb payment too which she needs to build up for paying her tax in April. Her tax calculated at $3000 a month is about $18,360 at 15.3%.

As you can see $18k is a lot of money and for Amber's spending, she said a year ago she puts that percentage away into savings already but most of us here know this is bullshit. This has the potential for some great milk, Amber has no credit history meaning they can, in theory, deny her a repayment schedule. The Federal lately too has been growing annoyed with independent contractors abusing revenue streams. So this could actually get interesting.

 

[dfranki723]

I genuinely think couples doing stupid shit like playing Jenga together can be something sweet and relaxing, people like silly things that are meant for children (fun is fun) but the issue here is it is forced. It is painfully forced. It's like watching a poorly acted sitcom pilot.

There are no authentic interactions between them, this isn't a happy couple having a bit of childish fun, this entire thing is an uncomfortable act to prove a point and stick it to both her exes and the Hayudrz. She's basically emulating those creepy instagram families who push this dodgy perfect family vibe (when we all know it's bullshit and behind closed doors the whole lot of them are fucked up).

Agh, the manhandling of the advent calendars... Such a ham-fisted hippo.

''I find myself to be disgusting''.
Good. That's the correct observation. It's a shame you're only saying that to get compliments. Stop living like a pig and you'll find new arselickers to cheer you on and lie about how attractive you are.

 

[caffeinated_pirate]

Vlogmas day 5. Back to that awful opening with her cackling. Why did I watch this first thing in the morning?

So she has a giant zit and chooses NOT to cover it with makeup. The one time you need it. Biiiitch.

Scratch cards. $1 scratch cards. Lord Jesus. I’m trying to figure out what kind of tool she’s using to scratch them with. Idk maybe a makeup thing? No clue.

Bitch got Jenga and lost her shit. Lol it’s jenga bitch. I really needed coffee before doing this.

Is she going to make us watch her and her disembodied tranny play this game? Yup. She criticizes Jade’s choice of which log to pull. I’d smack her. Girl let me fucking play.

No surprise, Amber is really bad at this game. She’s pulling the easiest pieces and still moving the tower so much that it’s incredibly unstable after two turns. She pokes it hard with her pinky and is surprised that it falls over.

Twinkie looks terrified at Amber’s touch. Pray for Twinkie.

She’s prattling about YouTubers and vlogmas only to stop and talk about her lack of makeup.

Also lol at how scuffed up and ruined her wall is. So long deposit.

She’s googling caffeine and is mind blown that it’s a drug. SHE CANT EVEN. I needed this drug before watching this. Many regrets.

She had a question and just HAD to google it. Tell her she’s not the only one! Super speshul for googling a question. How quirky she is!

I have never been one to watch mukbangs. Eating noises drive me CRAZY. Skipping this.

Jade is hulla hooping that weird thing and I fully expect that large green bulb to smack her in the tranny nuts.

I actually agree with the comment on here about Wasabi not wanting shit to do with her so I’m actually happy he’s not being bothered in this video.

Twinkie is skinny so she’s been feeding her treats daily. She really shouldn’t have pets.

Y’all can say legos are for kids and shit all you want but I’m low key jealous of that Titanic set. I’d build it so hard.

Poor Peets can’t catch a break. But just as she was gonna focus on someone else she had to rant about her lack of makeup AGAIN. God just put it on. She did admit she finds herself disgusting lol

It is not lost on me that she was trying to squeeze in Peets praise to butter up Chantal but spent most of that time talking about her own looks. Can’t focus on anyone else for too long.

My heart dropped when she said she was going to clean. I thought she was going to follow through with that pantry organization threat. Instead, she’s going through her UNDERWEAR. On camera. Oh lord please go to the pantry please god

Amber prefers lace on her dainties

Comment of the day praises her vlogmas intro. I hate it so much. Commenter, you’re a moron. You should feel bad.

Her fat makes her tired so she should rest in bed today.

I’m getting coffee now.

 

[Trees]

Bitch got Jenga and lost her shit. Lol it’s jenga bitch.

Back in the day Ellen Degeneres pushed a guest into a giant Jenga tower on stage and "lesbians cheat at Jenga" became a meme on Tumblr. To some it never stopped being funny.

 

[Canuck Breaker]

Bruh

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They'd better turn that clogged machine off before it bursts like a cartoon

 

[Boolean Bitch]

...She is trying to present as this rich influencer woman but we here know the truth, this is her last Christmas of good living. She spent easily $400,000 in 4 years (her combined income when she was big) She spent all of that in such a short time and has nothing to show. She could have had a house built for that and lived frugally....

She should have used her money to buy that house in Montecello they were all living in. I mean, wasn't the excuse she gave for them all leaving in 2020 was that the landlord wanted to sell it? It probably would have been cheap at the time, and she could have charged the boys rent. Alas, having 24/7 DoorDash and UberEats was more important to her.

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Okay, because I'm slightly insane I couldn't let that confusing WW ramble from yesterday's vlog go. Yeah yeah, I know she's not really *doing* WW, just PAYING for WW for the story arc, but still. Anyway, I got this information from weightwatchers.com and watcherspoint.com. Watcher's Point is a site where they reverse engineer the calculations and show their work (while also providing various calculators). The idea is that people can continue to follow their WW plan on their own without having to keep paying WW's monthly fees forever. It's also for the people who find that WW has abandoned the plan that worked for them (example, PointsPlus), so they can continue with it instead of having to relearn all new point values and calculations for the same foods they've been eating for years).

[NOTE: They are a little behind, as they still show 42 as the weekly point value instead of whatever custom number WW now generates, but this is better than paying just to use the WW app.]

The 78 points were her daily points, and the 28 were her weekly points. Up to 4 unused daily points can be added to the weekly pool, and they are lost going into the next week. There really is no point in doing a points to calories conversion, as there is no consistency due to all of the multipliers added to the food depending on the various macros. The points to calories really only apply to 'junk food'.

(Big surprise), Amber is definitely... manipulating the numbers somehow. I couldn't get the calculator to go up to 78 points - even putting her down as a 20 foot tall, 800 lb male who did heavy exercise. Everything capped out at 71 on Watcher's Point. She must be using her HIGHEST EVER WEIGHT, AND putting the MAXIMUM EXERCISE LEVEL they have on the WW app to get 78 points. I also added a slighty heavy (but 'average') 5'3" woman's point value for comparison.

 

[caffeinated_pirate]

All this WW points shit just seems way more complicated than watching what you damn eat.

 

[EvaBraunsGhost]

I don't know what this thing is but whatever is on her fork is NOT a pancake no matter what part of the world you're from, yet that is what she chooses to call it. Fuck my life.

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Also why is there a "yay" after her stepping on the scale and it showing 344,3 lbs? There should be a floods of tears.

Is that a fucking bath sponge?!? I ain't never seen a pancake look like that before

It's very clear she has favourites. Maybe she doesn't think Wasabi is as cute, therefor he's not worth the screen time.

I hope this cunt doesn't get anymore pets.

Wasabi is the cutest of the three by far and nothing will change my mind... can't blame him staying well away from her, I would as well

I've realised this bitch annoys me too much to watch anymore, I hate that creepy Jade Francis with a passion, I only really check in to see if she's dead yet...and of course I miss the Farmers...talking of which @Slappy McGherkin hope you're doing well

All the WLS/insurance or not/WW talk is just pointless because (and I will DIE on this hill) Amber does NOT want to lose weight...her size is the only notable thing about her, without it she's just a dumb insufferable basic bitch...she's only truly happy when she's consuming, whether that be copious amounts of shit food, or shit plastic...mention of which, you'll never convince me that the fat hog didn't buy that Titanic laygo set herself

Anyway, as you were...

 

[Turd Fergusson]

Of course she doesn't understand the pre or post WLS diet. Honestly most dieticians, even ones working in bariatric practices, dont seem to understand that bariatric patients can't eat "everything in moderation" because these patients don't have a moderation button.

Amber does not understand anything about diets and nutrition. She absolutely refused to go on a restrictive diet and conviently went to a HAES outpatient clinic that does not believe in restrictive diet. We should not forget that a 2,000 calories diet is a restrictive diet for her.

She's not saving for WLS, because she has no intention of having it. If it's not going to be offered to her for free as part of a TV deal where she doesn't have to put any effort into counselling etc, then she's not going to do anything beyond an initial consultation. It'll be the same as her three previous initial consults that never went any further.

In her last consultation, she asked the receptionist if they operated on patients of her size. She was happy about this, as she would not need to go on a diet. Her discussion about WLS is moot as no one would take the risk to operate on her without prior work-up.

Your earlier list of plastic surgery costs is very low ball. While websites might quote surgery costs at the low end best case scenario, every surgery has expensive add on additional costs, like injectable in surgery pain relief, liposuction, surgical garments etc. Abdominoplasty (tummy tuck) for someone as large as Amber is going to start at around US$25k and that's just for a standard abdominoplasty, she'd need a 360 lift eventually because of that shelf arse of hers. Not that it matters, because she's not ever going to lose enough weight to have those surgeries.

Of course it was a low ball estimate. Even then, the amount of $30-40 thousands is beyond what she can pay and no insurance would touch it. I suspect that that the surgeries would be at least twice that much. Of course, Amber would have to lose at least 250 to 300 pounds before anyone would agree to do skin removal surgery on her.

 

[FatalTater]

All this WW points shit just seems way more complicated than watching what you damn eat.

That's how they stay in business, make something simple complicated so people think they NEED the service provided because surely it's too hard to figure out on their own.

If anyone wants a GOOD weight management book, find a copy of Susan Powter's Stop The Insanity! from 1993. Lots of decent advice in it.

Amber doesn't want to lose weight no matter what.
I had hopes for her when she started losing while on Ozempic.
I thought maybe she'd seen the light and realized the fat was doing her no favors at this point and I was wondering how her content would change if she got better and could go out and live life again.
Should have known she would disappoint me.

 

[FickleFuck]

Hamberlynn's brain is straight up Benjamin Buttoning. The coloreen, expert leygos and that mini brands shit were juvenile enough, but now she's playing with fucking Play-Doh. Wipey better be supervising her when she's playing with it and making sure she doesn't eat that too. I seriously wouldn't be surprised if Playskool baby toys show up at some point.