Are you getting the vaccine? - Absolute trashfire thread, please enter with caution

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Hollywood Hulk why do you care so much if other people don't get the vaccine. According to you they are going to die and are idiots. Sounds like your should be happy they are not getting the vaccine. Your aggressive position is equivalent to if the anti-vaxxers here wanted to stop you from getting the vaccine. It is inconsistent with your claimed beliefs on the matter.

We don't want to stop you because we really do actually think it will kill you and that your an idiot. Allowing you to retain access to the vaccine is consistent with that belief.

Well, when we have retards like you claiming to know more about medicine than doctors and scientists because you look at boomer Facebook memes and watch Fox News, it makes you worthy of being mocked and ridiculous

 

[Jimjamflimflam]

The fact that you thought I was being srsbzness there says more about you than I can lmao
Have you not figured out yet that we slapfight with reckless abandon because it's fun, not because we give a shit?

@AnOminous is the only provaxxer I care about and hope he doesn't get too worked up. Hate for his heart to give it from the anger.

Please anominous, don't strain your heart.

 

[Sithis]

You know, for a site in which users generally understand that 13% of the population is committing 50% of crimes, I’m quite surprised to see the retards here not understanding how ratios work when it comes to medical information just because they (those that HATE the vaccine) don’t like it.

Lmao you just cited the 13/50 statistic to probably the  one person in this thread that's likely to turn around and "well ackshually" and inform you how that's just a racist fox news misunderstanding of math. Well done, no truly I mean it

Lol ironic that the guy who doesn't understand statistics and denominators is calling someone else "dense".

You literally are admitting that the unvaccinated are dying at higher rates by saying that the number of vaccinated is increasing, so thank you for admitting that I am right. You are proving the adage that Republican boomers hate education more and more each time you post, especially with this post given your inability to understand statistics and denominators.

And again, I know reading is hard for 75 year old senile men who receive SSI for being a low IQ autist, but the rate of complications from the vaccine is far lower than getting the same effects from covid itself. Now, I know you have autism and thus things that aren't 100% are automatically 0% to your senile, diseased brain, but that's not how the world works.

You are showing the signs of crippling autism here, son. Using /pol/ terms like "niggercattle" and not understanding how things that aren't 0% and 100% are proof that you have crippling autism. Please, talk to your case worker about these things and she can explain it you.




Ironic coming from the guy who claims watching Tucker Carlson makes him know more about medicine than doctors and medical scientists and that Alex Jones is the epitome of health


Anti-vaxers have a reputation for being uneducated retards for a good reason

And again, you continue showing that you have no fucking idea how basic math works beyond being able to use a calculator to add and subtract terms lmao. Sad.

Okay let me hold your hand and spell it out for you using your own example, over time.
Say you have, as you said, 800 people out of a thousand who receive a medicine, leaving 200 who don't. You run this trial 3 times.
Most recent trial, 100 people die, 58 who received the medicine.
At that point, even though the 200 who didn't receive it make up 42 deaths, there is still just over 1 in 2 deaths who are people that received medication. You could even round up to 3 in 5 since 58% is close to 6/10.
And this number is up from ~40 out of 100 (2 in 5) people who were medicated and died a few months ago.
And that number was up from ~20 people out of 100 (1 in 5) who were medicated and died a few months before that.
Now you do you see the point I've been trying to slow walk you through? While you're still giving the same number of people the medication, more of those people are ending up being "the one" who died in any death statistic. Now, I can hear you from here, already reaching your fingers to your eyes to blot out the horrible facts. But consider that objectively - within a 14 month, 3 trial span, you went from any 1 in 5 deaths being from your medicated group, to 3 in 5. The odds of a medicated person being in any given death count has effectively tripled. And there is no evidence that this trend is stopping or changing.

That is what I mean when I point out to you that the unvaxxed population doesn't even factor in as much, because the rate of deaths who were jabbed keep increasing. That should not happen in a safe or effective vaccine, what should happen is an inverse where the trend of people vaxed that are dying declines or stays low.

If I sold you a software that required updating every 4 months, and with each update the odds of your computer bricking went from 1 in 5 to 2 in 5 to 1 in 2 over a year, I highly doubt you'd recommend that software to anyone and would probably complain.

Why are you so committed to your autism that you operate on looser, more retarded standards regarding your health?

 

[Wormy]

Still waiting for the winter of death promised by your president.

Still waiting for yours to initiate his master plan to be reinstated.

 

[AnOminous]

FYI a family of retards is still retarded

Says a fucking retard.

Yeah I'm sure a family of medical professionals are retards compared to you, a nobody.

 

[Jimjamflimflam]

Still waiting for yours to initiate his master plan to be reinstated.

REEEEEEEEE TRUMP!

He really does live rent free in your head.

 

[Wormy]

REEEEEEEEE TRUMP!

He really does live rent free in your head.

He only comes in when people assume I'm a Biden simp, it's in the lease agreement.

 

[AnOminous]

Please anominous, don't strain your heart.

I won't, because I find it hilarious when dumbfucks like you end up in intensive care, thanks a lot, you idiots clog up the wards so much.

I'd rather you didn't, I kind of like celebrating holidays on their actual days and not because my family has to keep idiots like you alive.

 

[Jimjamflimflam]

Says a fucking retard.

Yeah I'm sure a family of medical professionals are retards compared to you, a nobody.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

 

[AnOminous]

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals,

Enjoy your vent.

 

[Jimjamflimflam]

I won't, because I find it hilarious when dumbfucks like you end up in intensive care, thanks a lot, you idiots clog up the wards so much.

I'd rather you didn't, I kind of like celebrating holidays on their actual days and not because my family has to keep idiots like you alive.

I'm not 80+ with several commodities so don't stress for my sake friend. All that stress can't be good for your heart.

 

[Wormy]

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

Dude, you couldn't have gone with one of the funnier variants?

 

[Jimjamflimflam]

Enjoy your vent.

Dude, you couldn't have gone with one of the funnier variants?

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you filthy peasant? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Plague Doctor Academy, and I've been involved in numerous humor rebalancings in Venice, and I have over 300 confirmed cures. I am trained in doctor stick beating and I'm the top medieval medic in the entire European continent. You are nothing to me but just another farmer. I will trepan you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over Pigeon Post? Think again, repulsive creature. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of leeches across the Mediterranean Sea and your medieval bitcoin is being traced right now so you better prepare for the pestilence, vermin. The pestilence that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, serf. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can smack you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my gloved hands. Not only am I extensively trained in bursting buboes, but I have access to the finest huffing herbs of the Old World and I will use them to their full extent to wipe your miserable miasma off the face of the continent, you little devil spawn. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will bloodlet the plague out of you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, serfie.

 

[Wormy]

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you filthy peasant? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Plague Doctor Academy, and I've been involved in numerous humor rebalancings in Venice, and I have over 300 confirmed cures. I am trained in doctor stick beating and I'm the top medieval medic in the entire European continent. You are nothing to me but just another farmer. I will trepan you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over Pigeon Post? Think again, repulsive creature. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of leeches across the Mediterranean Sea and your medieval bitcoin is being traced right now so you better prepare for the pestilence, vermin. The pestilence that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, serf. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can smack you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my gloved hands. Not only am I extensively trained in bursting buboes, but I have access to the finest huffing herbs of the Old World and I will use them to their full extent to wipe your miserable miasma off the face of the continent, you little devil spawn. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will bloodlet the plague out of you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, serfie.

Okay, better.

 

[RussianParasite]

Lmao you just cited the 13/50 statistic to probably the  one person in this thread that's likely to turn around and "well ackshually" and inform you how that's just a racist fox news misunderstanding of math. Well done, no truly I mean it

Yes, he would absolutely “well ackshually” something because it drives the retards on this site absolutely ballistic. I don’t think any user on KF gets a bigger rise out of people here than HHH does.

 

[AnOminous]

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you filthy peasant? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Plague Doctor Academy, and I've been involved in numerous humor rebalancings in Venice, and I have over 300 confirmed cures. I am trained in doctor stick beating and I'm the top medieval medic in the entire European continent. You are nothing to me but just another farmer. I will trepan you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over Pigeon Post? Think again, repulsive creature. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of leeches across the Mediterranean Sea and your medieval bitcoin is being traced right now so you better prepare for the pestilence, vermin. The pestilence that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, serf. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can smack you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my gloved hands. Not only am I extensively trained in bursting buboes, but I have access to the finest huffing herbs of the Old World and I will use them to their full extent to wipe your miserable miasma off the face of the continent, you little devil spawn. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will bloodlet the plague out of you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, serfie.

Super buttmad super owned, literally no actual response, because too retarded to give one.

Enjoy your vent. Enjoy dying in a hospital because you thought Tucker Carlson is a doctor.

 

[Jimjamflimflam]

Yes, he would absolutely “well ackshually” something because it drives the retards on this site absolutely ballistic. I don’t think any user on KF gets a bigger rise out of people here than HHH does.

I don't know if I would call a person a masterfisher if he spent all day from morning to night putting out hundreds of lines just to grab two small minnows. But to each their own

 

[AnOminous]

I don't know if I would call a person a masterfisher if he spent all day from morning to night putting out hundreds of lines just to grab two small minnows. But to each their own

What's it like living on the left side of the bell curve?

 

[Sithis]

Yes, he would absolutely “well ackshually” something because it drives the retards on this site absolutely ballistic. I don’t think any user on KF gets a bigger rise out of people here than HHH does.

Idk I think it's a tie between him and secret watcher because Hulk puts in lots of effort to his craft but then secret watcher dips in with a top hat and gets the same reaction

 

[Jimjamflimflam]

Super buttmad super owned, literally no actual response, because too retarded to give one.

Enjoy your vent. Enjoy dying in a hospital because you thought Tucker Carlson is a doctor.

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