Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Punished Neco]

[A]
In a quickly deleted post Keffals announced the time of their return stream since returning from second holiday.
I managed to archive the reply (top picture though) where Keffals explains that the fund cannot be used towards GR surgery expenses (That is unless your name happens to be CatboyCollector and you're a personal friend of course. Nepotism for the inner circle).
I saw Roak posted it before me but since my image includes the original image I'll continue.

TIL London Ontario also has a cathedral. I always liked the ceilings in cathedrals, this ones pretty snazzy.

 

[Something Awful]

On that note, let's do a quick monthly financial update.



Each sub is worth $2.50, so that's less than $2,000 per month from Twitch.

Patreon:



The Patreon is supposedly used only to pay his "teams", so that's not money going into Keffals pockets (supposedly).

Plus an undisclosed amount of direct donations on keffals.gg. I don't think it's doing so hot, now that Ben Collins can no longer participate. Probably less than a thousand per month.

In summary, the glory days of $100k+ annual income are over.

 

[hundredpercent]

Haiku are great, but can I interest you in a limerick?

There was a tranny from London
Who once had a cock - now it’s undone.
So much coping and seething,
Yet we’re still unbelieving.
Lucas: a woman, you ain’t one.

There once was a Floridian loon,
embattled by a Canadian troon.
He tried to depeer him,
'twas really quite scary,
but dear Null was thenceforth immune.

 

[Nykysnottrans]

The hunch has returned.

So he posted a diqpic. He's copying his ideological guru, the far-left Youtuber Demon Momma. Emmy posted some pictures on Mastodon of himself together with his gay harem shooting guns, referring to themselves as "Battle Queers". Keffals is merely copying Demon Momma. Keffals wants to be one of Demon Momma's "Battle Queers" LARPing that he's going to shoot the evil cis coming to detrans the trannies.

What “luxury apartment”?

Probably the hotel rooms he's been staying at during his permanent vacation:



The KF remain
A site from hell
More domains
Than Keffals got hotels

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

“Lucas is back online supporting grooming children, let’s check in on his dad to get some thoughts.”

 

[Strangolapreti]

“Lucas is back online supporting grooming children, let’s check in on his dad to get some thoughts.”

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I know it's a stock image, but I can still feel the disappointment and desire to go to buy milk.

 

[Roak]

Why would you say this?

(A)
Lucas flirting with another troon?
(A)(A)

That's not a far stretch

(A)
Your twitter is dead Lucas, there is no horde

(A)

 

[Meltryllis]

That's not a far stretch

(A)

I've not seen that above thread, so I was going to make some comment about it only being misgendering trans women and not any trans person. But then I realized that if Lucas is any indication, if a biological women is involved then most of them couldn't care less in the first place.

 

[coomer mcgee]

Spoiler: (tw: moobs) source vid:

 

[broadrod31]

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He's still the same old unfunny Lucas.

Look down, bitch lol. It's so obnoxious when troons salivate over their exploded hotdog cooch like it's the real deal.

 

[Al13nBl4st3r]

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Spoiler: (tw: moobs) source vid:

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It's hilarious how obviously he has to use his arms to hold up and squish together his sagging moobs. And even then his moobs still are desperately trying to escape each other.

 

[PointOfNoReturnPoint]

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He's still the same old unfunny Lucas.

Yeah its kinda weird...was this supposed to be funny? Where you thinking of Mr.Garrison? Lucas this did not translate from internal monolouge of HAHAHAH LE FUNNY MEME, to someone who isnt fucked in the head.

 

[Bloody Kotex]

It's hilarious how obviously he has to use his arms to hold up and squish together his sagging moobs.

I noticed he does it very often, maybe his armpits stink so he has to keep his arms close so the onion smell doesn't escape through the screen, suffocating his pay pigs

 

[Got Milk!]

I noticed he does it very often, maybe his armpits stink so he has to keep his arms close so the onion smell doesn't escape through the screen, suffocating his pay pigs

He should bottle it and sell it in partnership with onion farms as a way to own KF. That one actual girl bottled farts and sold them for a couple hundred each (iirc) until she blew out her colon or whatever. Someone has to be fucked mentally enough to pay $50 for Lucas' scent.

 

[Bixnood]

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The bot picked up a tweet. He’s still in Northern Ireland, most likely at Giant’s Causeway here. He’s also still a fat nigger.

The Giants Causeway is so neat, I have wanted to go to the British isles for years, but now I'm worried that if I do ill have a real life encounter with a fat unwashed faggot (I know there isn't a shortage of them in England but in this case I am referring to Lucas.)

 

[Brutality]

Lucas may be boring as fuck. but his janny trannies still bobbing up and down on the ghost of his dick still gives me a good laugh

say our name, cowards.

 

[RotPockets]

Your comment made me think of a wild theory. What if the OG trannies come out in a few years and admit they are just like the world's most effective population control campaign? Like basically the opposite of those faggots that throw food on art now because of oil or something.

It’s most likely China running GayOps on TikTok using algorithms to weaken the western world. China and the WEF use bought and paid for politicians to push CRT in schools to demoralize white children, while elevating minorities until they literally cut their own dicks off to be a part of the exalted “marginalized community”. The troons are just running interference due to the strict no refunds policy trying to stave off the buyers remorse, while also grooming new victims to molest. Troons refuse to accept what is happening, so they would rather destroy everything than admit they got played. Simultaneously ruining birth rates while polluting the military with faggots like this. It’s a eugenics program that retarded zoomers are willingly opting in to.

[Added for Context] Not necessarily about troons but the sentiment remains the same.

 

[Strangolapreti]

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They made the skulls so large that Keffals look like a fat rat that lives in a ossuary, rather than another corp... I mean... Whatever that pic is supposed to be...

 

[A1 Steak Sauce]

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[A]
In a quickly deleted post Keffals announced the time of their return stream since returning from second holiday.
I managed to archive the reply (top picture though) where Keffals explains that the fund cannot be used towards GR surgery expenses (That is unless your name happens to be CatboyCollector and you're a personal friend of course. Nepotism for the inner circle).
I saw Roak posted it before me but since my image includes the original image I'll continue.

TIL London Ontario also has a cathedral. I always liked the ceilings in cathedrals, this ones pretty snazzy.
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Let’s play a game of spot the difference (deleted tweet ver.).


Wow, truly a genius.
(Archive of the second one)

 

[_Samson_]

the hunchback of not a dame.