Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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Now that there's an archive to glance at... woof, her skin is looking /rough/. Not quite Corissa rough, not quite Crater Lake like Anna's face, but still. Woof.

Loving the bruised look around her left eye, especially.

Thanks, @Boolean Bitch for covering this already, because just the first 2 minutes and her waddling made me desire liquor.
 
Called it. Amber is using Georgetown Bariatrics. The same facility that Tammy Willingham/Slaton used.
Since Amber would need to get her sleep apnea sorted, I saw this advert in the tube (London subway) yesterday.
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It made my thinking of Amber. Since she also like to buy rubbish on TikTok, she may as well try this thing too.
 
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She'd be blowing like 30k on essentially nothing since she would need a sleeve removed. She'd be essentially burning over a downpayment on a house for nothing. She could not even say it benefits the channel either for financial gain because her views are so shit. We all know this is just her gassing her audience up anyways.

I see in this vlog we are really amping up the clickbait argument and a full-bodyshot thumbnail.
 
Either I’m terribly high from my hospice meds or I’m watching a body horror film because I can’t for the life of me figure out what I’m looking at. And it scares me

Where are you getting the 400 grand estimate?! This cunt has been making 100 grand a year?
In her heyday Amber was making almost $20k/month which was about the same as Guntal. It’s amazing to realize but to give it context remember Amber herself said she was spending $3k a month just on Uber Eats. Now factor in the massive amount of junk and ‘presents’ and rent etc. she pays out. She used to make very good money and definitely could’ve afforded a house and then some.
 
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Amber is literally afraid to eat less than 3000 calories a day. She quits all her diets because she is afraid they had too few calories and nutrients. WTF is she going to do when she physically cant fit more than 1200 calories in her a day after WLS?
Its all theater for those December youtube clicks. we wont hear anything of it after she quits vlogmas on day 14
 
Amber is literally afraid to eat less than 3000 calories a day. She quits all her diets because she is afraid they had too few calories and nutrients. WTF is she going to do when she physically cant fit more than 1200 calories in her a day after WLS?
Its all theater for those December youtube clicks. we wont hear anything of it after she quits vlogmas on day 14

Oh she will be like Alexandra and learn how to fit those 3k cal in her daily. Soft foods? Hello Ben & Jerry's. 2 pints of that shit is 3k
 
Amber going commando around the house with no pants. Sickening. The thought of gross snail trails anywhere she sits is squeamishly vomit inducing. 🤢
You're not even considering the lymphorrhea that will no longer be wicked into the skin tight leggings and will be free to run down her laaaygs, keeping her rampant unchecked fungus infected feet damp, and splotches on anything she happens to wipe them against.
She doesnt just wear black leggings because they are slimming. If they were a light color, the horrors they'd reveal!

Also, LOL at how fucking long they are..comon bitch you make enough money to get them hemmed jesus.
 
Also, LOL at how fucking long they are..comon bitch you make enough money to get them hemmed jesus.

In her latest vlog she shows the label of the pants to show the brand or whatever. She buys the "tall". This midget buys tall clothes. I'm not even surprised by the stupidity.

Amber going commando around the house with no pants. Sickening. The thought of gross snail trails anywhere she sits is squeamishly vomit inducing. 🤢

Amber had her hand very close to Jade's crotch when they are in the car holding hands. Now we all think that Jade is a live in nurse that LARPs as a girlfriend but what if she is truly perverted? I mean sick SICK. What if after a sweaty round of Jenga she actually dives into those rolls and slurps up those crusty, yeast infected, pseudomonas-ridden fluids? What if that cunt is getting eaten? We all know Jade's isn't since Amber gets out of breath just from saying a word containing more than two syllables.
Just let that thought fester...
 
In her heyday Amber was making almost $20k/month which was about the same as Guntal. It’s amazing to realize but to give it context remember Amber herself said she was spending $3k a month just on Uber Eats. Now factor in the massive amount of junk and ‘presents’ and rent etc she pays out. She used to make very good money and definitely could’ve afforded a house and then some.
Not to mention, the payouts have changed dramatically since she was on top.

There's a douchy car YouTuber who I assume one day will wrap himself around a highway exit in PA, who with over 1MM before other revenue streams grosses roughly $27K per month. Roughly. And he is constantly churning out the same 5-6 videos and cycles. Has an actual following and still YouTube adjusts that payout system and it's harder to support that lifestyle.
 
What is the point of them even buying groceries when they're just gonna eat out for every meal? She buys all that food and those snacks from weight watchers but ends up ordering a sandwich that they could have easily made at home. I know, it's nothing new but it's just stupid.

I've said it before, but I'm betting Amber shows Jade's face before the end of vlogmas. She's showing more and more, and doing shots close to her face or in reflective surfaces, and Jade is even filming stuff and actively part of the vlogs. I know it's driving Amber crazy that she hasn't been able to show her. Speaking of Jade, I'm gonna be MATI for a minute. Amber being a cunt and constantly talking about how Jade pays for things and how she isn't used to that... Amber talked the thumb into quitting her job! That was on her because she wanted a fucking caretaker. And before that Destiny took care of things until she was making money from youtube, and she lived with Krystal's parents! To now act like somehow she was taken advantage of is very Amber, but it's obnoxious. Who even cares who's paying, why does it even matter? She's filming the "good deed" to get paid for its just nonsense.

Amber has said in the past that being on a diet is as important as succeeding in losing weight
That's the stupidest thing I've heard. I guess she wants to be able to say she's following a plan even if she isn't losing? I don't get it.

Amber’s woe is me about never being able to have a daughter made me want to punch her in the face. It’s all your fault, Amber. You are the one who put yourself into your situation. And just as well, if she had a boy, she’d have one of those “late term” abortions she believes is a thing.

2 or 3 years ago, for new year, she posted a video where she provided a list of 128 reasons to lose weight. Having a child did not make the list. Wearing jeans and going to an amusement park were more important.
She never talked about wanting kids until recently and I don't think she really does. I think it's more that this is another victim status thing rather than actually wanting one. You gotta love that even in her victimhood, though, she is specifying she wants a daughter not that a child. I'm guessing because narclynn wants a mini-me to dress up and such rather than actually being a parent. She'd make meth mom so proud.
 
You're not even considering the lymphorrhea that will no longer be wicked into the skin tight leggings and will be free to run down her laaaygs, keeping her rampant unchecked fungus infected feet damp, and splotches on anything she happens to wipe them against.
She doesnt just wear black leggings because they are slimming. If they were a light color, the horrors they'd reveal!

Also, LOL at how fucking long they are..comon bitch you make enough money to get them hemmed jesus.
Mmmm... let's keep the grody going!

Anyone ever see LYMPH fluid (she does NOT have lipodema, it is LYMPHedema)?

It's kinda...yellow-ish, sometimes light orange-ish. You'll wonder sometimes if it's infected piss or runnoff from 3 day old tuna helper.
 
She'd be blowing like 30k on essentially nothing since she would need a sleeve removed.
A Vertical Sleeve Gastrectomy is NOT reversible. The 70-80% of the stomach they cut off is permanently removed during the surgery. Staplelines don't "blow out" anymore either. Over-eating just leads to vomiting.
Amber is literally afraid to eat less than 3000 calories a day. She quits all her diets because she is afraid they had too few calories and nutrients. WTF is she going to do when she physically cant fit more than 1200 calories in her a day after WLS?
She'd snack all day long, consume a truckload of "slider foods" and load up on liquid calories that won't satiate her. We already know she doesn't like protien shakes which immediately post-WLS tend to be a mainstay because the protien requirement is difficult to get in while in the liquid, puree, and soft food stages. Ice cream is a liquid though.

Her "famous doctor", Dr Eric Smith, will not humour her when her excuses come out. The man dealt with Tammy (Slaton) Willing-ham. He's heard it all before, and while he'll no doubt be very kind and understanding at the first consult, he'll get more and more frustrated as time goes on.

@ADHD given the surgeon she's chosen, I do think she'll follow through with at least an initial consultation. She'll see him as a direct link to TLC who are known to pay for these surgeries for mega-fats. Of course she wouldn't be able to keep her YouTube income stream if she was offered surgery through TLC, and Jade Francis would have to show her face, but seeing what activities TLC could concoct for her to try to make her seem interesting, could be amusing.
 
In her latest vlog she shows the label of the pants to show the brand or whatever. She buys the "tall". This midget buys tall clothes. I'm not even surprised by the stupidity.
I don't know if its considered conspiracy theory or what, but I'm assuming she buys tall so we (and herself) don't get glimpses of her horrendous ankle ball situations.🤢 Seems like overkill when just "regular" would still be hella long on her, but this is Amber and her and common sense don't quite see eye to eye.

Oh, how I miss the ankle ball thread..
 
I don't know if its considered conspiracy theory or what, but I'm assuming she buys tall so we (and herself) don't get glimpses of her horrendous ankle ball situations.🤢 Seems like overkill when just "regular" would still be hella long on her, but this is Amber and her and common sense don't quite see eye to eye.

Oh, how I miss the ankle ball thread..
She's buying "tall" because she's buying at least two sizes too small. Leggings fabric stretchs in both directions, but overstretched on the width makes the garment shorter. She doesn't need "talls" she needs the largest size they sell in regular.
 
She needs to just nut up and show them ankle ballz, bare feet, toes and toenails. No blur shots either. Lay it all out there, loud and proud.
At this point, she needs to film herself naked doing jumping jacks and do a Jade Francis face reveal plus more to get her views back up and even then, it would only be a temporary spike.

The click bait titles and the full body shot thumbnails are all a desperate attempt to recover some of the views she's lost and it's just not working for her. Why would anyone watch her boring content when they can just tune into an episode of MSHPL and see all the gigantic fat ass horrors they want without having to listen to this oversized toddler talk.

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Her like/dislike ratio continues to reflect how everyone seems to feel about her videos. Love that for her.
 
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....just the first 2 minutes and her waddling made me desire liquor.
The secret is that there is NO AMOUNT of alcohol/drugs (short of killing yourself) that makes her content tollerable. You MUST be at least slightly unhinged yourself - and then you can tollerate it sober!

Amber is literally afraid to eat less than 3000 calories a day. She quits all her diets because she is afraid they had too few calories and nutrients. WTF is she going to do when she physically cant fit more than 1200 calories in her a day after WLS?.....
She'll start drinking olive oil in her smoothies like the skinny bodybuilders who are desperate to bulk. Seriously though, there are lots of ways that she could pack calories into a liquid diet (and she'll do it to make the protein shakes more palatable). Remember all of the high calorie creamer and various sugars she added to 3-4oz of black coffee when she was trying to hide that Jade was living with her?

Y’all this thread is getting so disgusting I can’t check it in my lunch break.
Agreed. Why did the nasty thread have to go to spergatory?

What is the point of them even buying groceries when they're just gonna eat out for every meal? She buys all that food and those snacks from weight watchers but ends up ordering a sandwich that they could have easily made at home. I know, it's nothing new but it's just stupid.....

.....That's the stupidest thing I've heard. I guess she wants to be able to say she's following a plan even if she isn't losing? I don't get it.....
It's because she doesn't want to change or lose weight - she wants her enablers to get off her back and continue to bring her food, care for her like a toddler, and wipe her ass for her. People get resentful financially supporting and/or taking care of someone who only requires care because of their gluttonous and selfish behaviour.

No matter how many times she says she means it this time, and no matter how many health scares she has, she will never lose weight. And it's because she's already made the decision to never lose weight - she's just too self unaware to realize this.

Amber doesn't understand that every decision she will ever have to make, she has already made. All of her decisions are made based on her programming, which was compiled by all of the events in her life, as well as how she feels about them. She won't do anything to alter this programming, and has stated as much. She mentioned spending the entire day 'psyching herself out' before psychologist appointments. She just has to get in that victim mentality mindset and has to make sure it's locked in for the entire duration of her appointment.

She is so determined to hold on to that victim mentality, I truly believe that even if she found a time machine and went back to somehow fix her childhood, she'd return to her improved present and STILL BE MISERABLE, and eventually end up back towhere she is now. And I believe it's because she would know that there would still be an alternate universe out there where she was mistreated and that would be enough to break her down. This victim mentality drives her selfish, gluttonous, and self-destructive behaviour as she constantly looks for someone to sacrifice themselves to save her, and fix her while she actively destroys herself. Until she has the drastic mental shift from this, she will never be able to do anything to sort out her life. To get all metaphysically autistic, Amber cannot change until she (metaphysically) kills herself. (Not physcially, as then nothing would be learned)

If this change were to happen, we'd see it LONG before we noticed any weightloss. The things she would say and do would MAKE SENSE. Her actions would be reasonable; her behaviour logical. That's why everything right now seems so aggrivating and non-sensical: she's faking the epiphany and mental shift she hasn't really had. In this faked stage, diets are more important than weight loss, planning is more important than doing, etc. Sure, she can white knuckle it for a few days and eat a few healthy things, or not gobble up 5000 calories. But it's like holding your breath. It's not natural, and you'll reach a point where you can't do it anymore and not only will you breathe again, but you'll start taking in massive, sucking breaths to compensate.

Basically, she's flying on autopilot all the way to her double wide coffin, and has no intention to grab the stick. (And don't worry, I've cleared out a large box to hold all of the puzzle pieces I'm about to get for this).

.....She never talked about wanting kids until recently and I don't think she really does. I think it's more that this is another victim status thing rather than actually wanting one. You gotta love that even in her victimhood, though, she is specifying she wants a daughter not that a child. I'm guessing because narclynn wants a mini-me to dress up and such rather than actually being a parent. She'd make meth mom so proud.
In January 2020, Amber did a video on the topic of 127 reasons that she needed to lose weight (for the 127 lbs that she intended to lose in 2020). Near the bottom of the list - after wearing heels, wearing jeans, getting lip fillers, and riding on roller coasters - she mentioned she wanted to be in better shape so she could ADOPT a child. This, as well as previous vlogs where Becky talked about wanting to be a parent, were the ONLY times she ever mentioned anything about her desire to be a parent. And before her radical hysterectomy, she had never once mentioned anything about BIRTHING a child.
 
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