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CultcowEvangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church
Man, I can't believe the police haven't stopped that conniving Clyde Cash. First he ruins Chris' life, now Bob's? How many autists lives will be enough for you, Clyde?
Cheers. So they have have at least half a dozen empty coffee jars just sitting around in stacks and God knows what else, judging from the general state of that kitchen. Small wonder they have just ants and not squirrels and raccoons and black bears... Though I guess it doesn't really count as a hoard since they aren't actively stockpiling crap, just too lazy to throw it into the rubbish.
At 9:54 when he zooms the camera in, you can see that he's missing the left side of his lower teeth. The rest of his teeth look like they were soon for the pliers too, given this was less than two years ago. They look coated in tartar.
Cheers. So they have have at least half a dozen empty coffee jars just sitting around in stacks and God knows what else, judging from the general state of that kitchen. Small wonder they have just ants and not squirrels and raccoons and black bears... Though I guess it doesn't really count as a hoard since they aren't actively stockpiling crap, just too lazy to throw it into the rubbish.
To be fair, the containers, once emptied and cleaned, tend to be useful for storing things in the kitchen if you're too cheap and/or broke to buy plasticware. But given the state of the rest of the rest of his house, I think you're more correct.
You know, Dr. Blob keeps going on about "Spina Bifida Occulta" as one of the reasons he can't work. From some cursory research, occulta is the mildest form of spina bifida and is normally asymptomatic.
Wikipedia said:
Occulta is Latin for "hidden". This is the mildest form of spina bifida. In occulta, the outer part of some of the vertebrae is not completely closed. The splits in the vertebrae are so small that the spinal cord does not protrude. The skin at the site of the lesion may be normal, or it may have some hair growing from it; there may be a dimple in the skin, or a birthmark.
Many people with this type of spina bifida do not even know they have it, as the condition is asymptomatic in most cases.[17] The incidence of spina bifida occulta is approximately 10-20% of the population, and most people are diagnosed incidentally from spinal X-rays. A systematic review of radiographic research studies found no relationship between spina bifida occulta and back pain. More recent studies not included in the review support the negative findings.
However, other studies suggest spina bifida occulta is not always harmless. One study found that among patients with back pain, severity is worse if spina bifida occulta is present. Among females, this could be mistaken for dysmenorrhea.
Incomplete posterior fusion is not a true spina bifida, and is very rarely of neurological significance.
Not a doctor, but it seems most likely that Bobby was told he had it and uses it as another reason to beg for help. Another thing to make him "special".
TL;DR: Spina bifida occultis usually isn't an impairment and at worst, causes some back pain. Not a valid reason he couldn't work.
Not a doctor, but it seems most likely that Bobby was told he had it and uses it as another reason to beg for help. Another thing to make him "special".
TL;DR: Spina bifida occultis usually isn't an impairment and at worst, causes some back pain. Not a valid reason he couldn't work.
Remember this is a birth defect - he delivered newspapers for many years with this and other birth defects. He also worked as a security guard with these birth defects, and it's only lately that he's discovered he is thus afflicted. But I think it is only one of a few excuses that he cannot work:
1) birth defects
2) other health issues bought on by bad diet/lack of exercise
3) everyone around knows that he sucks as an employee: he has no respect for authority, doesn't do what he's paid to do and spends his time "preaching" to his fellow colleagues (would you employ him???)
4) he has a ton of student debt, which is not bankruptable, and as a certified invalid he doesn't have to repay them while he is unable to work. There was a recent video where he went ape-shit that the student loan people sent him a bill because a) he hadn't bothered to recertify as eligible for permanent deferment, and b) because they were questioning unidentified deposits into his bank account (from the payday loan folks) every month.
Powerleveling to add that I have spina bifida occultis and was entirely unaware of it until I was in my thirties. The official medical response was "oh, this is probably why your menstrual cramps are so bad. Here, have some awesome drugs for your lady-time." Nut up, Bob.
So, I'm putting together what I have about the Rev and: Police, REACT, crime and authority figures, how it relates to the 2001 parking ticket, the mayor arrest, and how that's all matured into a New World Order Police State: Hopefully it doesn't become a jumbled, rambling mess (though that would be very much in Dr's milieu, non?).
And that's a tall order- organizing McKim's thoughts. If you hadn't noticed, his thoughts transition pretty abruptly. One second it's “There's a war on Christians,” then it's “Bacon is expensive,” then “It's ex-wife's fault we're divorced,” to “What more signs do you need that the Apocalypse is coming?” to “I am God's Avenger.”
Also, I feel like it's going to be really annoying if I'm constantly couching my thoughts as opinion; annoying to read, and to annoying to write. So to avoid writing something that's like, “In my opinion...” or “This leads me to believe that...” I'm going to write this up like a narrative, and then provide you some links to the original documents that I'm basing my opinion on. Sometimes, I'll quote him verbatim (or at least paraphrased really, really accurately) – these phrases will be italicized and bolded. Also worth noting, I haven't fact-checked any of this- if he says REACT is an underground railroad for homosexual deviants, well, I'm taking him at his word (he doesn't say that, of course).
Lastly, I'm going to stipulate that this is my first take- It's totally possible I've made some glaring errors, and I'm wayyyy off base. Feel free to double-check my work.
Hello. This is Evangelist Dr. Robert L McKim of Carrolton Ohio. I want to talk to you today about the REACT program, why they need to bring it back, and why the Newcomerstown and Carrolton Police Departments are still waging their unholy vendetta against me, even these 15 years later.
I joined the Ohio REACT team back in 1984 and stuck with it all the way until they disbanded in '87. And in '86 I joined an upstanding CB organization called “National CB Radio Patrol” which was owned by the “American Federation of Police,” based out of Miami Florida (they also administer the Police Hall of Fame). Do you see it yet? The top-down oversight? New World Order?
Because you know, the Police think that they are the only ones that are allowed to help people. They think that they're so special, that they're the only ones that should be out there. Now, don't get me wrong, they're not all alike. There are good police officers, sure... But then there's a lot of guys that think that just because they wear a badge, that they're the law, and that you have to do what they say. Well it's not right! And I will never accept that. God has plan for me, and helping people is part of that plan. I am a Chosen One!
Let me tell you a little story- back in, must have been [sometime in the mid 80's?]- there was this accident on State Route 36. Two young fellers went and rear-ended a semi [lorry]. Now me, and this ex-Emergency Medical Technician guy- We were first ones to arrive on the scene. And he had this neck-brace thing on, so he couldn't do much.
But I was there. And I was the one that had the First Aid kit. And this young man in the back seat, he had a real bad head-wound. He needed pressure on his forehead, and this EMT fella, he couldn't do it because of his neck. And as I'm there, applying pressure to his forehead, this young man starts spasming and convulsing real bad. So I held his head down until the ambulance arrived.
Long story short- Me and that EMT, we saved lives that day.
Well, later on the... [he almost says “REAL professionals”] ...some other folks start showing up, and they take the young men to the hospital and whatnot. Now, me and the other folks on the REACT team, we're all deployed by now, and we're all set up doing traffic control. I'm trained in traffic control, and he's telling me I shouldn't be there? You're the one that's out of line, get it straight!
[At this point, I've got to let him tell it. Listen up to the 15 minute mark or so.]
"Basically, to make a long story short..."
And that's why, when I hear you say, “Why don't you just sell your radio equipment?” I get so riled up! You see, God put me here on this Earth for one reason- and that's to save lives and save souls! Get it straight! Yes, I could sell all my radio equipment, but then I'd just have to buy it all over again in 6 months! Why would I do that? What's the point in that?
Notes on "In the last days many will be offended”
6:38 – Story about ex-wife, a ticket for the ex-wife's van, the police, a parking spot, problems starting the engine. 9:00 There are good police officers, sure, but then there's a lot of guys that think that just because they wear a badge, that they're the law, and that you have to do what they say. Also, They don't want us to exercise our rights as citizens- We have a right to be there. We have a right to help!
8:10-12:53 -the police don't like him, because he was in REACT. This must be the biggest moment of his life, and likely why he still monitors the radio and has a custom license plate.
“O-dot” must be Ohio Department of Transportation.
20:28 – He films TK comments on his FB
22:00 – Graduate of Mansfield Business College – a certificate of Security/Investigations
Notes on 18 March 2016 - "Calling AOL" Really, this vid deserves its own post, but whatever. IIRC, this one cracked me up.
2:00 – I wanna show you what a normal IQ is-
3:45- Shoot, I can't find where it is- I didn't really wanna talk about IQ anyway
5:38 – calls Netscape, funny interaction with their automated menu – incredibly convoluted process dealing with AOL, everybody's confusion escalates – you can almost feel bad for dr.
18:29 – finally finds out what average IQ really is and derides analyst for only being psychologist, not psychiatrist
21:00 – ticket for being parked on sidewalk from '01 - “police have it out for me” This is proof! 22:50 - “There are good police officers, sure, but then there's a lot of guys that think that just because they wear a badge, that they're the law, and that you have to do what they say."
24:00 – he's subscribed to DarrellMyatt1963
Light notes on 8 April 2016 - "Fake Emails" - it's a recent vid, so I figure you guys are going over it. That said, I do have 2 notes- 13:20 - does he get a little teary-eyed talking about ex wife? 15m he gets pretty angry about traffic control.
Anyway, that's Part One. Hopefully I've left you with two major takeaways. 1) I think you'll agree that radio and CB are central pillars of Bob's core identity- arguably, more important to him than God and preaching. 2) The seeds of his antagonism and paranoia re: local police, were sewn very early on. And the roots have grown very robust.
In the next installment, I'll try and draw a straight line between this incident, the parking ticket involving his ex-wife's van, his threats against the mayor, and his contemporary notions on how the police are stormtroopers for the New World Order.
TL;DR - What's with Porky + the radio shit? They listened to me! They took my suggestion!
Other random notes- Bob would have been 20ish, when the highway accident happened. So there's some garden-variety nostalgia mixed in there... Being 20 years old is pretty cool, IIRC.
Also, I can't find the vid where he talks about NOT selling his CB stuff, but I'm certain he talked about it somewhere. If I find it, I'll edit it into the post. If you find it, let me know.
Hey, @BOLDYSPICY! - since you're the Christian authority in our group, can you make any sense out of this stuff? Both of these posts talk about the rapture. Is that diagram something he did himself? Does it make any sense?
It's a strange day indeed when a liberal ex-Catholic homogay becomes the authority on Christianity. Everyone else really put it much better than I could have---
Literally do not take anything as gospel (heh) regarding Revelations. Ask five pastors (actual pastors with training) for their take on Revelations and you'll get seven different answers. It's weird prophetic shit that was written by a crazy person going through the first century equivalent of an acid trip while writing, basically what amounts to a coded anti-Roman screed.
They'll mostly agree that there's a timeline of events that happens before the end of the world, though they won't agree on the order. The picture is basically a timeline of some of the prophesied events. There's supposed to be things like the creation of a one-world government (which most nutters take to be the UN), the "great falling away" is people leaving the church (which most nutters believe is evidenced in trends in the west of declining religious participation). Both of these are things that he's ranted about. Other Christian groups believe that the Rapture comes first (all saved souls go straight to heaven) while he seems to think that the tribulations start before the Rapture happens.
Really precise nitpicking, like he does there, is also not very well regarded among people who actually study this stuff from a historical perspective given that he's reading a translation of a translation of a translation of a translation, etc of the original - which also adds to the unclear understanding of events since concepts in one language don't necessarily translate well to others. Getting lost in the minutiae of one word's use over the other isn't important.
Some really early (16th century) sources for Rapture doctrine state that it will come halfway through the Tribulations, meaning that even those chosen of God will have to live through part of the End Times. When Pentecostalism became an established sect around 1830, though, most Pentecostal theologians ignored those earliest sources and it was generally agreed that the Rapture would occur pre-Tribulation, so that while the rest of humanity suffered here on Earth, the unbelievers would be given seven years to accept the Lord before the Second Coming.
These days most mainstream Pentecostals believe in a pre-Tribulation Rapture, a la the Left Behind series. In fact, the only major religious leader who preaches mid-tribulation Rapture is...Jim Bakker. Who is pretty clearly using it to convince people to buy his Tribulation survival buckets.
It is worth noting here that "early" for Rapture doctrine is 16th century, i.e. about 1500 years after the life of Christ and well after most basic tenets of Christian doctrine had been well established. On a related note, it is also worth noting that you won't read anything in the Church Fathers (St. Augustine, St. Thomas Aquinas, St. Jerome, etc.) that sounds anything like modern Rapture dogma.
Basically, I think there is a very strong case to be made that, like Purgatory, the Rapture is little more than Bible fan-fiction based on a completely absurd misreading of Scripture.
It's also worth noting that when the modern pre-tribulation Rapture doctrine was "revealed" (since you can't really say it was based on any scriptural doctrine; most of came out of self-proclaimed prophets whose scriptural semantics pretty closely resemble Brad Watson's), they predicted that the Rapture was going to happen within the next ten years, leading to a religious let-down deliciously named "The Great Disappointment." Pentecostals and Charismatics have been in this Rapture game for a loooooooong time, and they are always convinced that this time, they've got the date right. Yet somehow, here we still are.
---but I'll still try to break it down as best I can. My memory's a bit foggy, but here goes.
PRE-RAPTURE: WHAT TO EXPECT Daniel 7:25 - Daniel (yes, the one from the lion's den) sees a vision of some scary shit about the End of Days, basically four monsters with ten horns & shit. The monsters represent powerful empires that spring up & denounce God. Everybody will go along with it, those fucking sheeple. It's gonna be some scary shit, man.
Daniel 12:9 - Daniel talks to God & is like "the fuck is all this shit?" God says, "dude, relax. It's not gonna happen in your lifetime. I mean, I don't even know when. Smoke a bowl, play with your lions, go calm the fuck down. Other people will figure you it out. I'll pretty much purge the nonbelievers anyway, so w/e."
Revelations 7:9 - Angels are gonna fuck shit up. Four, to be precise. But this other angel's like "WAIT WE GOTTA SAVE THE BELIEVERS FIRST." So they do. & the believers happen to be a set, perfectly-even number of people from each tribe. & there was much rejoicing.
RAPTURE: THE FUCK'S SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN?
Six things, apparently. This should all happen sometime in the span of seven years.
Revelations 13:1 - Daniel said there was supposed to be four beasts with ten horns each being the harbingers of the apocalypse, but now it's a fucking SEA DRAGON WITH SEVEN HEADS & SHIT & also the three other ones are there too actually. They're all empires joined together in their blasphemy of God. Just like we're all united by friendship & cyberbullying!
2 Thessalonians 2:1-3 - Don't freak out, guys, but God is coming. People will either turn to Me or away from Me. Fuck those other guys, they're gonna be smited. Smitten. Smote? Whatever.
2 Thessalonians 2:1-3 - There's gonna be the appearance of one giant false god to lead everyone astray. He's probably Satan. Btw I told you all this shit was gonna happen through Jesus, remember? Stop looking so surprised, you dumbfucks. Me dammit. ALSO "GREAT FALLING AWAY" COMES FIRST, THEN ANTICHRIST. WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE? FUCK YOU OKAY I'M GOD
Mark 13:14 - I'm Jesus, 'sup? So, see all those awesome temples, my disciples? Satan is gonna fuck. That. Shit. Up. So when that happens, flee Judea. Just fucking leave. Don't even grab any of your shit. Just go. Women who are nursing or pregnant are pretty much fucked. Sorry, yo. Btw I hope this doesn't happen during winter or the Sabbath, because you won't survive the former & can't do anything during the latter. My dad's kind of a dick like that. You see what he did to Job? That sick fuck. But yeah, this is just one of the "birth pains" the world will feel. Cool, huh? I came up with it myself.
Daniel 9:27 - Hey guys, it's Daniel again. So, like, Gabriel told me some shit's gonna go down at some point where temples are gonna get destroyed? Some guy named Jesus'll fill you in later. All I know is that you have sixty-two weeks, or 434 years, or something, to fucking rebuild that shit. There's gonna be wars & famine & pestilence & stuff, too. Heh, I bet that Jesus guy is gonna call it something retarded like "birth pains." Oh, & there's like a week/seven-year period where the Rapture happens when your four hundred whatever weeks is up, so get crackin'.
Matthew 24:29-31 - Man, fuck you, Daniel, my "birth pains" analogy was fucking great. Okay, try this on for size: "Immediately after the tribulation of those days shall the sun be darkened, and the moon shall not give her light, and the stars shall fall from heaven, and the powers of the heavens shall be shaken: And then shall appear the sign of the Son of man (that's me, btw) in heaven: and then shall all the tribes of the earth mourn, and they shall see the Son of man coming in the clouds of heaven with power and great glory."
Welp, now that that's out of the way, let's talk about fig trees.
OKAY, NOW WHAT?
See: Revelations, Book 7 & 8. Seals will be broken, four trumpets will blare, & God will end everyone. The end.
GodJesus said something to the effect of "If those days had not been cut short, no one would survive, but for the sake of the elect those days will be shortened." How Bob (& others) interpret this is that the believers will only have to deal with SOME of the Rapture stuff, not all of it. That's why the seven-year rapture period is split up into two 3 1/2-year segments --- after the first half happens, the believers are saved. Everyone else has to deal with the rest of God's wrath, & then they're fucked anyway. Meanwhile the believers are already celebrating in heaven & having a grand old time.
Hey- does Native American stuff = blasphemy? What would God say, about this dreamcatcher? Isn't that a false idol? Just wondering...
Also wasn't sure where to post this (new?) bit of info. John Andrews was in the Army, apparently. Isn't he wearing an Airborne Rangers t-shirt in one of his pics? I suppose it's too much to hope he's ex-special forces...
Also wasn't sure where to post this (new?) bit of info. John Andrews was in the Army, apparently. Isn't he wearing an Airborne Rangers t-shirt in one of his pics? I suppose it's too much to hope he's ex-special forces...
Also wasn't sure where to post this (new?) bit of info. John Andrews was in the Army, apparently. Isn't he wearing an Airborne Rangers t-shirt in one of his pics? I suppose it's too much to hope he's ex-special forces...
Just an educated guess, but the dream catcher would fit right in with his faux mysticism and insistence that he is receiving visions from God. Sure it is hilariously extra-biblical, but pastor faggot is far more into the idea of being one of God's chosen prophets of the End Times than being consistent with Scripture.
