🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Mr. Manchester]

Maybe he's looking to be cast in the next remake of Jurassic Park.

Ah fuckin' told you BITCH! Ah fucked dat dino DNA and made muh own gaydors!

 

[GreenTips]

I was thinking he looked like a bloated, retarded, unsuccessful version of the Burt's Bees guy.

I think you might be on to something. Ralph has got real Burtamale energy.

 

[Pit Viper Salesman]

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

The slow drip of photos from fatty's destination photo shoot continues. He's looking exceptionally fat and drunk here:
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"Boss" brand handbag (Hugo Boss for poors):
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Brown teeth:
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Infected finger about to fall off:
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Seems like the whole trip was just for a bunch of photos. No enjoying the local flavor of Cuba.

 

[AnOminous]

Seems like the whole trip was just for a bunch of photos. No enjoying the local flavor of Cuba.

He has probably paid to have his micropenis sucked by at least one Afro-Cuban prostitute.

 

[Phony Chicken]

The slow drip of photos from fatty's destination photo shoot continues. He's looking exceptionally fat and drunk here:
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"Boss" brand handbag (Hugo Boss for poors):
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Brown teeth:
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Infected finger about to fall off:
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Fucking stereotype of a fat, dumb, American tourist.

 

[AnOminous]

Infected finger about to fall off:

I can't wait for the gangrenous finger saga.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

I was thinking he looked like a bloated, retarded, unsuccessful version of the Burt's Bees guy.

Burts Beejams

 

[metroid_fetish]

Welcome...

To Guntastic Park.

 

[RollerGator]

Maybe he's looking to be cast in the next remake of Jurassic Park.
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Ah fuckin' told you BITCH! Ah fucked dat dino DNA and made muh own gaydors!

If Ralph was in Jurassic Park he would just eat that giant pile of dinosaur shit.

 

[evilsponge]

Welcome...

To Guntastic Park.

Jurassic Pork

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Congrats to Ralph on having a successful overseas trip where he didn’t get his ass beat (verdict is still out on if he got punched by a local, no news doesn’t mean it didn’t happen!). He just had to choose a communist shithole lacking modern infrastructure so the alogs wouldn’t live stream following him around making pig noises. Oh well I should’ve planned ahead and paid some local kids to do it.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

If Ralph was in Jurassic Park he would just eat that giant pile of dinosaur shit.

If Ralph was in Jurassic Park the guy would be like "wait you have a T-rex?" and then the old guy would go "Yes, we also have a Fattyfagasaurus you'd hear it roar 'it's nawww truuuuuuuuuuu'

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Oh fawk buddy. Ya didn't say the mahgic word there.

 

[Nod Flenders]

Oh fawk buddy. Ya didn't say the mahgic word there.

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That can't be The Gunt, not fat enough.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

That can't be The Gunt, not fat enough.

Look man, this is all I have. I'm not about to go to TLC looking for Asston lookalikes.

 

[Bubble Ba'ath]

Technically not an Ethan Ralph tweet (or is it?) but damn there's either a troon twin to Ralph or a whole other side to the Ralpha[not]male we haven't yet begun to explore.

The TikTok Channel in question.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

Oh fawk buddy. Ya didn't say the mahgic word there.

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He was quite a lovable character on 3rd Rock From The Sun.

 

[There Is Light At The End]

I maybe a bit late but this is a bit of foreshadowing

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/ethan-...killstream-tequila-sunrise.16672/post-1731995

 

[Pit Viper Salesman]

He has probably paid to have his micropenis sucked by at least one Afro-Cuban prostitute.

Imagine baby Rozy in the next room listening to Ralpha grunting and squealing while Meigh whinnies as they share a poor 14 year old Cuban girl sold off to them for the night. Fucking traumatic.