James Rolfe / James D. Rolfe / Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN) / Rex Viper and Cinemassacre / Screenwave - Now with not much grieving about a 41-year old man still making videos on YouTube. We're the balls on the dick.

Which videos do you like the most from Cinemassacre?

  • Angry Video Game Nerd

    Votes: 1,812 63.5%
  • You Know Whats Bullshit

    Votes: 143 5.0%
  • James and Mike Mondays

    Votes: 96 3.4%
  • Board James

    Votes: 441 15.5%
  • Monster Madness

    Votes: 270 9.5%
  • James' movie reviews

    Votes: 90 3.2%

  • Total voters
    2,852
He's trying to kill his career again like he almost did with that Overanalyzers crap. He didn't learn a single lesson from that.

I can't remember any Christmas related things in it.
His hot take is literally that blood is red.

This might be the worst video he's ever done and I'm not kidding.
 
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Holy crap today's video is about if The Shining is a Christmas movie. The answer is no James. There's no need to spend 20 minutes to sperg about it.
How embarrassing. I guess by James' (autistic) logic ANY movie with snow is an Xmas movie.

Edit: I'm going to do a play by play of this POS video.

James goes on to say that the Shining might be the most overanalyzed movie and I could see that point. Then he introduces the movie as the Stanley Kubrick version... Like, no shit. No one remembers the shitty TV movie. I think in this instance you don't need to clarify which version.

Raid Shadow Aids ad.

I hate to say it but James sounds like he's on something or something is going on because his tone is very halting and stilted. Reminds me of this dude:


Same kind of narration where it seems like the guy is trying to do an imitation of a robot (something something autism). I'm not trying to rag on this man for having autism, it's impressive what he's managed to accomplish, but once you know he has autism you can't help but see it in everything he does now.

I think the hard cuts are there to avoid his fumbles rather than being a Youtuber aesthetic choice.

He is so far -reaching it's not even funny. He calls back to National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation and Chevy Chase using a chainsaw is supposed to be like Jack using an ax...

Overall: it's a very poorly constructed clickbait video.

FFS, MAN!

Black Sun: the Nanking Massacre is more of an Xmas movie than The Fucking Shining. Black Sun is set on Christmas, has Christmas imagery and music, and it's about family in a very fucked up kind of way.


The fucking scene where a soldier bayoneted a pregnant woman and lifts her unborn fetus into the air is the equivalent to the star on top of the god damn Christmas Tree. Holy shit, James. STFU.
 
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The Vacation thing really made me nuts. Insulating something is influenced on a movie that came after makes me never want to watch this guy again at all.

And I agree, he sounds high all the time lately too.

And his fans saying 'gee that's a good idea' like they do makes me sick. It's as bad as when boogie fans pat him on the back when he says he was raped as child. 'I hear that!'

James used to make fairly interesting videos about old horror movies. I actually preferred most of that stuff to his post-NES Bob AVGN. This is a disgrace. If he started out like this he'd have been laughed off of youtube.
 
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The Vacation thing really made me nuts. Insulating something is influenced on a movie that came after makes me never want to watch this guy again at all.
The whole thing COULD FUCKING WORK if he were funny. You could make far-reaching arguments for fucking anything but you have to make it funny. FFS, the autist aint funny doing this bullshit. I think he's being 100% serious.
 
The Shining is my all time favorite movie, so of course against my better judgement I watched this.

Jesus Christ, James…. I thought you were supposed to be this huge movie buff. At BEST, you could argue that The Shining is a good movie to watch during the winter, that’s when I usually put it on also. But these retarded takes make about as much sense as the stupid shit in that Room 237 documentary.

Looked through the comments and it’s his same pack of sycophants riding his dick telling him how smart he is, when not demonizing the Kubrick version and praising that insipid 1997 miniseries
 
The whole thing COULD FUCKING WORK if he were funny. You could make far-reaching arguments for fucking anything but you have to make it funny. FFS, the autist aint funny doing this bullshit. I think he's being 100% serious.
It's not as bad as his Avatar video, but fuck the Shining video was just the biggest reach over some autistic crackpot theory he had.

I wonder if James will do this for every movie that takes place in December and has snow cause this logic is so idiotic.
Remember when James could do this? I do. He could pull off straight laced full blown farcical sarcasm as the AVGN in his Sequelitis: The Legend of Zelda video.

Don't give up your day job, James.
 
Seeing how quickly James has been spiraling down has honestly been a joy to watch. At first I felt bad because I grew up watching him but I now look forward to more videos like "The Shining" or projects like his book. I will always enjoy the old nerd videos but seeing the real James be this autist with a huge ego has been such a treat
 
Honestly, I think that if anything happened to James, like if he died in a car crash or something, TCT would cry the most for him. For their entire purpose in life would be rendered obsolete.
James almost did die in a car accident once. A truck trailer dislodged and went straight into James's car, which he had owned for an entire week. He seemed lucky to make it out in one piece.
 
Spoony coulda done the same. The guys want to go either all big or do nothing. It's the ego.
I'm seeing people compare James to Spoony, but you have to remember there's distinct differences between the two.
  • The main one being James actually MADE a movie, Spoony hasn't, and has only appeared in TGWTG movies which he can't claim are his own.
  • Spoony was badgered by a fuckton of feminists (including his own GF) for making a rape joke on Twitter, which is part of what caused Spoony to have an internal crisis. James got badgered by feminists for saying "fuck no" to the Ghostbusters movie, but not only were the complaints from the bitches a nothingburger, but he wound up marrying and impregnating a woman even after the backlash.
  • Spoony keeps making bullshit excuses (mostly health realted) as to why he can't make new content (streaming playing games doesn't count). With James we now know majority of the creativity came from outside sources like Mike, as anything James tries to do on his own winds up turning into shit.
Spoony just flat out gave up. No amount of convincing will ever get him to make anything new ever again. Idk if it's because of the people around him that haven't helped him snap out of this mood he's been in for like a decade, or whatever else, but he's just a breathing husk as the man himself died off. Some people would argue that Spoony could make it big again if he tried, and while he wouldn't be as big as he was in his prime, if he was sincere about his appology, the way he acted all these years, and truely cared about making content again, I can see epople flocking to him in droves.

James will probably keep making mediocre to boring stuff just to pay the bills, but otherwise he'll probably retire to take care of his kid, which he feels very strongly about. His viewership and ratings will probably tank as well, and I'm sure this book didn't help him one bit either.
 
I'm seeing people compare James to Spoony, but you have to remember there's distinct differences between the two.
  • The main one being James actually MADE a movie, Spoony hasn't, and has only appeared in TGWTG movies which he can't claim are his own.
  • Spoony was badgered by a fuckton of feminists (including his own GF) for making a rape joke on Twitter, which is part of what caused Spoony to have an internal crisis. James got badgered by feminists for saying "fuck no" to the Ghostbusters movie, but not only were the complaints from the bitches a nothingburger, but he wound up marrying and impregnating a woman even after the backlash.
  • Spoony keeps making bullshit excuses (mostly health realted) as to why he can't make new content (streaming playing games doesn't count). With James we now know majority of the creativity came from outside sources like Mike, as anything James tries to do on his own winds up turning into shit.
Spoony just flat out gave up. No amount of convincing will ever get him to make anything new ever again. Idk if it's because of the people around him that haven't helped him snap out of this mood he's been in for like a decade, or whatever else, but he's just a breathing husk as the man himself died off. Some people would argue that Spoony could make it big again if he tried, and while he wouldn't be as big as he was in his prime, if he was sincere about his appology, the way he acted all these years, and truely cared about making content again, I can see epople flocking to him in droves.

James will probably keep making mediocre to boring stuff just to pay the bills, but otherwise he'll probably retire to take care of his kid, which he feels very strongly about. His viewership and ratings will probably tank as well, and I'm sure this book didn't help him one bit either.
I'm not too deep into the Channel Autism lore as i always found every single one in that clique to be insufferable assholes and didn't watch it in its heyday but another difference is that James didn't piss away all of his YT earnings and never had resort to e-begging. You could argue the Kickstarter was a form of e-begging but James did deliver a product in the end, no matter how boring and unfunny it turned out to be. I don't know what Spoony ever brought to the table and why he has fans to this day.
 
James almost did die in a car accident once. A truck trailer dislodged and went straight into James's car, which he had owned for an entire week. He seemed lucky to make it out in one piece.
I either never knew about that, or I heard about it so long ago that I forgot.
but he wound up marrying and impregnating a woman even after the backlash.
James has been married to April for a long time, way before 2016 Ghostbusters. He had the one daughter at that point already.
 
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