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No you're not, Sitch. Youse just be outta practice. Seems you escaped the gravitional pull for a bit.Clearly, I am retarded.
Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.
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So instead of watching the new shit, I’m going through her old videos mindlessly while gaming. I’m currently in 2016 and it’s such a difference. She’s still an annoying hog but she’s out everyday and has friends and is making jokes.
I saw one day they were out and a random guy came up to their table and they went to the beach with him after dark and spent the whole day out with a total stranger. He played the guitar for them in the sand and it was such a wholesome moment. Amber went out and experienced life that day.
Fast forward to 2022 and I’m depressed for her.
I saw one day they were out and a random guy came up to their table and they went to the beach with him after dark and spent the whole day out with a total stranger. He played the guitar for them in the sand and it was such a wholesome moment. Amber went out and experienced life that day.
Fast forward to 2022 and I’m depressed for her.
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I swear her forcing everyone to indulge in her oh so very active (bitch please) sex life is worse than a teenage couple having relations for the first time. It only solidifies the fact that none of it is real. What grown ass 30+ year old woman (excluding Chantal) brags about this to social media? It’s just so fucking gross, so immature.
Enough with the baaaayyybeeeee, fuck off Amber.
So when Jade Francis and her break up, assuming she doesn’t die prior to that, will all of her descriptive sexcapades be memoryholed? I highly doubt she’d keep the facade up.
Enough with the baaaayyybeeeee, fuck off Amber.
So when Jade Francis and her break up, assuming she doesn’t die prior to that, will all of her descriptive sexcapades be memoryholed? I highly doubt she’d keep the facade up.
low sodium
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Amber since you read here you going after reaction channels AFFECTS YOU. There is a litany of evidence stating so.
The mental degradation of Amber is insane her word pool is so limited, she is basically Steven Assanti at this point. They are the same fucking person.
The mental degradation of Amber is insane her word pool is so limited, she is basically Steven Assanti at this point. They are the same fucking person.
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I wonder how Amber is going to blame TammyLemon being supported and well recieved by her audience while Gorl remains one of the most hated youtubers on fatphobia...
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She would like major brands to design their clothing for her size. It is not going to happen and it is pure HAES. In the age of fast fashion, there is no manufacturer that would make clothes for her size, except for Torrid's and others.
And we wonder why Jade does not want to show her face on camera. It is the "we do it 10 times a week" rubbish. As you say, it is immature and likely never happened to Amber. However, being polyamorous, I would not say the same about Jade.
Would Jade be on her way to New York City for Christmas by now?
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I wonder if the family and friends of Jade Francis know she has an adult baby fetish and if they give her shit over it?
Oh to be a fly on the wall at family gatherings!
Speaking of, Amber hasn't met any of Jade's family, has she? lol At least Becky and other partners brought Amber around their social circle.
Oh to be a fly on the wall at family gatherings!
Speaking of, Amber hasn't met any of Jade's family, has she? lol At least Becky and other partners brought Amber around their social circle.
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Life is never made unbearable by circumstances, only by lack of meaning and purpose. – Victor Frankl
I'll toss lack of discipline on there too, Doc. Exhibit A: Hamber. - Me
Ho, ho, ho. This ho is still going, which means we are as well. Will we ever get to go to the light show? Seems unlikely!
consequences of binging, striking more channels, & reaction channels lie
ACK-shually, reaction channels don't lie. You just don't like it when they don't kiss your massive ass and try to suck up to you like you do to Chantal.
TL;DW/R: Gift exchange, bracelet for MG,W, hand massager for Hamber. Wastes more time trying to explain that she doesn't strike channels. Brief (too brief) visit with Rarity, spoiled again by Hamber. Sorts through more of her ugly earring hoard, makes a tiny pile to give away to family members who won't wear them, either. Grammar is, once again, MIA. Cut herself on a cart at Wommart - someone keep an eye out for LitigiousMG,W angling for a lawsuit over it. Binged, AKA stuffed her fat face, now has a bellyache and probably gallstones acting up. Whines at us that we should be nicer to her, pulls an "other YTers", reads COTD, fucks off. The end.
I'll toss lack of discipline on there too, Doc. Exhibit A: Hamber. - Me
Ho, ho, ho. This ho is still going, which means we are as well. Will we ever get to go to the light show? Seems unlikely!
consequences of binging, striking more channels, & reaction channels lie 
vlogmas day 22 - December 22, 2022
ACK-shually, reaction channels don't lie. You just don't like it when they don't kiss your massive ass and try to suck up to you like you do to Chantal.A rather aggressive HEY GUYS. Hamber welcomes us to Vlogmas day 22. She shows off her counting skills by telling us all the numbers between 22 and 24 and then "Vlogmas is over!" Counting down the days until you can do what you usually do - quit.
Gift time. MG,W is up first. Hamber looks pleased with herself over what she got MG,W. I'm certain it will be a deeply thoughtful, meaningful gift, designed to evoke memories of these early days together when they're old and gray, reminiscing.
Nah, it's a cheap bracelet. Good lord. Hamber just has to put herself onto it: it says "Bambi and Faline". Snoozeville. updates on the slides: as we suspected, they are too small and will exchange them. The minifridge: didn't work. They had to return that and get a new one.
Gift time. Hamber is up. What thoughtful item did MG,W get her gorl? A hand massager. Hamber is too stupid to understand how it works, keeps saying "Whuut?" and acts as if no one on the planet knows what it is or how to use one. Many gasps, much cackling. We don't really need a blow by blow on what it's doing to your hand. It's a massager. That's what it does.
Professional YTer Hamber once again teaching us about how she takes the time to think about what she's going to film, edits she makes, and meaningfully titling her videos. This would be a better lesson were it from someone who really does things in their life, versus someone who maybe does one thing per day and just blathers on about other things.
Once again revisiting if she has struck channels or not. First, no one really cares what you claim. Two, you're a liar, so they should not care what you claim. Blah de blah, still doesn't understand that the past tense of strike is struck, not striked.
Claims she doesn't watch reaction channels except for one, because that reactor doesn't say mean things and booly her. Blames people on Instagram for DMing her about the other channels, and that's how she knows. Sure.
Book update: all the way on page 100, wow. At that rate, you'll be finished by Easter.
Rarity! Fuck off, Hamber.
Oh, FFS. More earrings she's decided to "unclutter", wants to give a bunch of them to family. Nobody wants your ugly ass, bad fashion earrings. separates out a tiny pile to give away and a larger pile she's is keeping. What's he fucking point? Snoooooze.
STOP SAYING RANDOM. None of the shit you're talking about is random.
Oh, we're supposed to applaud her for getting rid or "quite of a lot" and no, no clapping for you and no, it is not a lot.
STOP SAYING "THESE ONES". GrammarLynn strikes again.
RANDOMLY started feeling "not good". She "binged". That is, she gorged herself because she's a glutton. Cut her arm on a cart at Wommart, has to keep a bandage over the owie because of her excoriation syndrome. Whatever, DSMLynn.
COTD: but first, another tangent! She thinks since she's "sharing her journee" and "being honest" (bitch, when?). Ah, here it is. She's pissed that someone fatty named Tammy Lemon also goes through binges, etc., and people are giant meanie heads to HER, so why do they have to be poppy heads to Hamber? Wah, wah, wah. Whine more, Hamber who doesn't watch reaction channels or read comments. Nobody gives a shit. I don't know who that woman is, but I bet she isn't a 600 pound narcissistic liar with no personality of her own. Hamber says we need to rihlize that binging will always be part of her life - with that attitude, certainly - and that the imaginary HAES psychologist in her head tells her this, and she wants everyone to extend her some grace about it all. You'll get it when you earn it, Ham. You've been pulling this same number for going into a decade.
COTD, redux: Someone says "we" don't like to watch her eat, "we" want to see her journeee to success. Speak for yourself. Hamber doesn't much like that comment, ends the video threatening to see us tomorrow.
Gift time. MG,W is up first. Hamber looks pleased with herself over what she got MG,W. I'm certain it will be a deeply thoughtful, meaningful gift, designed to evoke memories of these early days together when they're old and gray, reminiscing.
Nah, it's a cheap bracelet. Good lord. Hamber just has to put herself onto it: it says "Bambi and Faline". Snoozeville. updates on the slides: as we suspected, they are too small and will exchange them. The minifridge: didn't work. They had to return that and get a new one.
Gift time. Hamber is up. What thoughtful item did MG,W get her gorl? A hand massager. Hamber is too stupid to understand how it works, keeps saying "Whuut?" and acts as if no one on the planet knows what it is or how to use one. Many gasps, much cackling. We don't really need a blow by blow on what it's doing to your hand. It's a massager. That's what it does.
Professional YTer Hamber once again teaching us about how she takes the time to think about what she's going to film, edits she makes, and meaningfully titling her videos. This would be a better lesson were it from someone who really does things in their life, versus someone who maybe does one thing per day and just blathers on about other things.
Once again revisiting if she has struck channels or not. First, no one really cares what you claim. Two, you're a liar, so they should not care what you claim. Blah de blah, still doesn't understand that the past tense of strike is struck, not striked.
Claims she doesn't watch reaction channels except for one, because that reactor doesn't say mean things and booly her. Blames people on Instagram for DMing her about the other channels, and that's how she knows. Sure.
Book update: all the way on page 100, wow. At that rate, you'll be finished by Easter.
Rarity! Fuck off, Hamber.
Oh, FFS. More earrings she's decided to "unclutter", wants to give a bunch of them to family. Nobody wants your ugly ass, bad fashion earrings. separates out a tiny pile to give away and a larger pile she's is keeping. What's he fucking point? Snoooooze.
STOP SAYING RANDOM. None of the shit you're talking about is random.
Oh, we're supposed to applaud her for getting rid or "quite of a lot" and no, no clapping for you and no, it is not a lot.
STOP SAYING "THESE ONES". GrammarLynn strikes again.
RANDOMLY started feeling "not good". She "binged". That is, she gorged herself because she's a glutton. Cut her arm on a cart at Wommart, has to keep a bandage over the owie because of her excoriation syndrome. Whatever, DSMLynn.
COTD: but first, another tangent! She thinks since she's "sharing her journee" and "being honest" (bitch, when?). Ah, here it is. She's pissed that someone fatty named Tammy Lemon also goes through binges, etc., and people are giant meanie heads to HER, so why do they have to be poppy heads to Hamber? Wah, wah, wah. Whine more, Hamber who doesn't watch reaction channels or read comments. Nobody gives a shit. I don't know who that woman is, but I bet she isn't a 600 pound narcissistic liar with no personality of her own. Hamber says we need to rihlize that binging will always be part of her life - with that attitude, certainly - and that the imaginary HAES psychologist in her head tells her this, and she wants everyone to extend her some grace about it all. You'll get it when you earn it, Ham. You've been pulling this same number for going into a decade.
COTD, redux: Someone says "we" don't like to watch her eat, "we" want to see her journeee to success. Speak for yourself. Hamber doesn't much like that comment, ends the video threatening to see us tomorrow.
TL;DW/R: Gift exchange, bracelet for MG,W, hand massager for Hamber. Wastes more time trying to explain that she doesn't strike channels. Brief (too brief) visit with Rarity, spoiled again by Hamber. Sorts through more of her ugly earring hoard, makes a tiny pile to give away to family members who won't wear them, either. Grammar is, once again, MIA. Cut herself on a cart at Wommart - someone keep an eye out for LitigiousMG,W angling for a lawsuit over it. Binged, AKA stuffed her fat face, now has a bellyache and probably gallstones acting up. Whines at us that we should be nicer to her, pulls an "other YTers", reads COTD, fucks off. The end.
that blue peach
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Allow me to add this to the pile.
Sweet dreams!
Sweet dreams!
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My favorite part of this is that her wrists are too fat to get all the way in. Slightly horrifying.
Also sorry if this is fucked up, mobile fag and this is the first time I’ve uploaded photos. Yell at me if I did it wrong.
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Hence why I posted Cheyenne Jasmine's new video about warning to Amberlynn.
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Hopefully by looking for archives of her videos?
Old Amberlynn stuff in Spergatory
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Poor Twonk is just so over all your shit, Amber. That look? That look of sadness mixed with slight consternation and just a touch of ennui? That’s the look on the faces of most of your audience.
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How unfortunate for Amber that she wasn’t alive, say, during the Great Depression era. She would have made some good coin as a freakshow act. Basically the same job, but back then the audience could gawk and leer and laugh in person rather than through a screen. How fun would that be! And you wouldn’t even have those pesky fatphobic reaction channels, either! Our quirky gorl surely was born in the wrong generation.
Come one, come all, to witness the Giant Gorl! A true planet sized adult toddler, alive and breathing… for now!
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I hate Amber being stupid and not understanding why Tammy Lemmon gets support and she doesn't.
Besides the obvious list of why someone would prefer Tammy to Amby, there's the fact that sometimes people like another person over you and that's that. It's a difference of opinion. And you can't win everyone over.
I thought we all learned that in 5th-8th grade?
(I know, her narc lizard brain refuses to see this.)
I just can't believe Amber willingly puts herself mentally at 17, when she's literally 7. And not in the cutesy
daddy's little girl way like she wants.
>Inb4 Tammy Lemmon is fatphobic y'all.
Besides the obvious list of why someone would prefer Tammy to Amby, there's the fact that sometimes people like another person over you and that's that. It's a difference of opinion. And you can't win everyone over.
I thought we all learned that in 5th-8th grade?
(I know, her narc lizard brain refuses to see this.)
I just can't believe Amber willingly puts herself mentally at 17, when she's literally 7. And not in the cutesy
daddy's little girl way like she wants. >Inb4 Tammy Lemmon is fatphobic y'all.
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What I don't understand is how she hasn't realized - oh, Tammy binges and people still support her, maybe people don't not support me because I'm a poor widdle eating disorder victim not in control of my actions? Besides, she got support like that when she started on Youtube too until she revealed that it's cunt all the way down.
I feel really dehumanized when Amber assumes that no one in her audience has ever recovered from their own damn eating disorder, and she isn't getting any sympathy for how hard it is from that population. No, binging does not have to be part of her life forever. No, she doesn't have to try "every second of every day". The real fucking crazy thing about doing things for longer than 3 days is that - and don't be shocked here - but they do get easier. And suddenly you're too busy with the whole new life you get to live to angst over the fact that you had an eating disorder 5/10/however many years ago. And then YOU get to be the one laughing at fatties online because they can't get the message through their head.
Speaking of heads, Amberlynn's face is getting so fat that I wonder if her lymphodema specialist will tell her that actually, it's not her fault that she's retaining fluid in her cheeks.
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LOL just like how she fucking tried to convince us that they fuck for 5hrs , 7 days a week. she's so delusional. She's probably getting fucked by that left over WW granola bar that got lost in her bed
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Skinny wrist arc!
This was right when she popped her paw in. We can calibrate with her sores….lolol sorry ish.